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7216112 No.7216112 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't they serve watermelon at KFC?

>> No.7216117

It's BYOWMAPD. Always has been.

>> No.7216121

>>7216117
Wait. They also don't serve purple drank?

>> No.7216122

>>7216117
But if I want watermelon I gotta buy a whole dam one that that shit expansive as fuck and I ain't gonna eat all that

>> No.7216128

>>7216122

>implying you don't just make one of your kids sneak out with one while you start an argument with the cashier

>>7216121
Nope

>> No.7216129

>>7216122
>watermelon
>expensive
True niggas pay any price for a round watermelon.

>> No.7216134

>>7216129
>paying
>when you can do >>7216128
You can use that money to get more drank, man.

>> No.7216974

>>7216112
Honestly, the only ones who would make a stink over it is white people.
But yeah, that's literally the only reason they don't do it

>> No.7217010

>You heard of the brown bag special?
>Well we at KFC have decided to make an upgrade on that.

>Come into KFC for our new Brown Bucket special.
>A 16 piece bucket o'chicken
>A 2 liter of Grape Soda
And a Whole Watermelon

>All for One terrific price.

>> No.7217028

>>>/global/rules/3

>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>racism

>> No.7217029

>>7216974
I'd make a stink over it because I don't want to go to KFC but I fucking love watermelon.

>> No.7217034

>>7217028
fuck off fag

>> No.7217165

>>7217028
just cause its a steriotype does not make it racist.

also, most of the white people i know fuckin love watermelon Grape soda and chicken.

Also This isnt racist but a off color possibly politicially incorrect JOKE. Racism is treating people unfairly based on race or promoting the persecution of a group of people.

Also /int/ lives on "trolling" "racism" and "flame wars". They just call it Banter there.

>> No.7217204

>>7216112
I'm sure someone has discretely brought this up at a meeting. You know they would like to if they could get a pass from the media.

>> No.7218562

I live in the Midwest and all the KFCs I got to are exclusively old white republicans. -- All the blacks go to Subway and shit.

>> No.7220593

>>7217165
>also, most of the white people i know fuckin love watermelon Grape soda and chicken.
Yeah, especially kids. I mean it's a really sweet fruit, pretty unobjectionable unless you freak out over seeds. For kids, those can even be a bonus, with outdoor seed-spitting contests/wars.

Now that OP mentions it, I'm surprised they don't offer watermelon. I mean just give out modest pieces to keep costs down. The only downside are white SJWs screaming racism, but they don't eat KFC anyway.

>>7218562
>I live in the Midwest and all the KFCs I got to are exclusively old white republicans.

Where, specifically? I live 30 miles from Detroit, and fried chicken joints are not republican strongholds around here.

>> No.7220594 [DELETED] 

because they dont want to be even more of a meme?

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>>7217028
mfw it's technically not allowed to be racist on /pol/ according to this.

>> No.7220627

>>7216112
>the president of the united states is wearing a traditionally british necktie design
proof that the muslims have won

>> No.7220652

>>7218562
Sounds cozy.