What are the worst recipes you have seen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:19:42 2015 No.7165802 [Reply] [Original]

What are the worst recipes you have seen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:42:12 2015 No.7166523 File: 5 KB, 345x283, 1434123331743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 What the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:43:54 2015 No.7167007 >>7166523 delicious food

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:46:45 2015 No.7167017 >washer and dryer in the kitchen what the shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:51:15 2015 No.7167026 I saw a recipe for chili once with a typo. instead of 1/4 teaspoon of pepper, it said to add 1/4 cup of pepper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:52:51 2015 No.7167032 >>7166523 >he doesn't drink fish malk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:53:35 2015 No.7167035 >>7167017 Quite common, I think, in Europe. If I had too much money, I'd be tempted to put a small washer and dryer in the kitchen to wash table cloths, cloth napkins, kitchen wash rags, and kitchen towels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:06:21 2015 No.7167071 >>7167035 no it's not

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:10:38 2015 No.7167269 >>7165802 It's a red flag when jack says it's a salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:11:41 2015 No.7167272 >>7167269 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:20:04 2015 No.7167288 File: 87 KB, 567x564, 1449047650287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:27:43 2015 No.7167318 >>7167071 It is in the UK and Ireland. Do the rest of you faggots put your washing machines in the living room or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:29:34 2015 No.7167321 >>7167318 I'm from the Midwest in the US and have a dedicated laundry room. genuinely curious about this now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:32:53 2015 No.7167331 >>7167321 I'm in NY. My washer and dryer are in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:33:01 2015 No.7167332 >>7167272 >HEAPING tablespoons

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:40:08 2015 No.7167349
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I've got a 60's-70's jell-o cookbook with such classics like

Ring around the tuna

Old-Fashioned Jell-o Cole Slaw

Jell-o Ham salad De-luxe

and Quick Jell-o Tomato Mold

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:00:53 2015 No.7167432 File: 50 KB, 640x360, kingjack_best_sausage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A hidden Ja/ck/ thread, well done servant of the King

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:06:58 2015 No.7167451 >>7167349 Will you share it please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:28:46 2015 No.7167512 File: 1.25 MB, 2048x1536, 20151213_192405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167451 I'll get a couple up, but I'd be taking photos with a potato

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:34:51 2015 No.7167531

Some faggots have nice big fancy houses with separate fancy laundry rooms like they're Lord Lardi da. I bet the have black maids scrubbing out the shit stains. Well not all of us can afford such extravagant luxury, some of us keep our laundry contraptions in the kitchen where the wife can cook and do the laundry at the same time, giving her more time for cleaning and shopping. So fuck your laundry room for faggits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:35:43 2015 No.7167533 >>7167432 Jack is love Jack is life

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:41:12 2015 No.7167547

>>7167451
>>7167349
Jell-O Tuna Salad
"Tuna at it's best - in a well seasoned salad that stays fresh until served"
1 pkg (3 oz.) Jell-O Lemon, Lemon-Lime, or Lime Gelatin
1/4 teaspoon Salt
1 Cup Boiling water
3/4 Cup Cold Water
1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
1/2 Cup Mayonaise
1 teaspoon grated onion
1/2 cup chopped cucumber
1 can (7 oz) tuna, drained and flaked
1/4 cup sliced stuffed olives
2 tablespoons chopped pimiento

Dissolve Jell-O gelatin and salt in boiling water. blend in cold water, lemon juice, mayonaise, and grated onion. Chill until very thick. Fold in remaining ingredients. Pour into a 1 quart mold or serving bowl. Chill until firm. Unmold onto salad greens, Serve with additional mayonaise if desired. Makes about 4 cups.

"Jell-O Tuna Salad (page 70)-mayo makes the salad creamy"

I'm so glad these didn't catch on.

Jell-O san Sun Dec 13 19:48:22 2015 No.7167563

>>7167547
Ham Salad De Luxe
"A hearty salad of ham, peas and celery in well seasoned Jell-O"
2 packages (3 oz. each) Jell-O brand salad gelatin- celery or mixed vegetable flavor
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon onion salt
2 Cups boiling water
1 1/2 cups cold water
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 1/2 cups diced cooked ham
1 cup cooked peas
1/2 cup sliced celery

Dissolve salad Jell-O and salts in boiling water. Add cold water and vinegar. Chill until very thick. Add ham, peas, and celery; pour into 1 1/2 quart mold. Chill until firm, Unmold.
Makes five cups or 5 entree servings

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:56:52 2015 No.7167586 >>7166523 a mess

Jell-O™ san Sun Dec 13 19:58:25 2015 No.7167593

>>7167563
Old fashioned Jell-O™ Coleslaw
"Creamy cole slaw stays fresh and flavorful in a tangy gelatin mold"

1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup boiling water
1 tablespoon vinegar
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon grated onion
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
3 cups shredded cabbage
2 tablespoons pimiento
1 tablespoon parsley

Dissolve Salad Jell-O™ and salt in boiling water. Add vinegar and cold water; then stir in remaining ingrediants, blending well. Chill until slightly thickened. Pour into a 1-quart mold or individual molds. Chill until firm. Unmold
makes 3 1/2 cups or 6-8 side salads

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:01:16 2015 No.7167603 >>7165802 the guy has no idea on how to use whip cream, what the fuck

Jell-O™ san Sun Dec 13 20:05:04 2015 No.7167621

>>7167593
Cauliflower Radish Salad
"A colorful jewel of a salad that will crown your meal regally"

1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1 Cup boiling water
2 teaspoons vinegar
1/2 tray (7-10) ice cubes
3/4 cups chopped raw cauliflower
1/4 cup sliced radishes
2 teaspoons grated onion
1/4 teaspoon salt

Dissolve Salad Jell-O™ in boiling water. Add vinegar and ice; stir in until thickened about 3 minutes. Remove unmelted ice. Mix vegetables and salt; add to gelatin. Spoon into individual molds. Chill until firm. Unmold.
Makes 2 1/2 cups

Jell-O™ san Sun Dec 13 20:13:32 2015 No.7167655

>>7167621
Tangy Cabbage Salad
"A flavorful, softly-set vegetable relish to serve with meats"

1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup boiling water
1 1/2 cups cold water
2 teaspoon vinegar
2 tablespoons prepared horseradish
1 1/2 cups shredded cabbage
1 tablespoon chopped pimiento
1/4 cup chopped dill pickle
3 drops tabasco sauce

Dissolve salad gelatin and salt in boiling water. Add cold water and vinegar. Chill until slightly thickened; add remaining ingredients. Pour into serving bowl; chill. Makes 3 cups

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:44:34 2015 No.7167863 >>7167035 Very common in the UK. Laundry rooms do exist, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:45:57 2015 No.7167866 >>7167512 >I'd be taking photos with a potato If you can take photos with JLaw, you definitely should.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:26:27 2015 No.7168986

>>7167318
Midwest USA here, the washer & dryer in my house are in nook set into the bathroom. Which is really nice because you can throw dirty cloths straight into the washer before I shower, and grab clean ones from the dryer after. Saves time on the whole folding cloths & putting them away thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:33:16 2015 No.7168995 >>7167318 No, we have dedicated laundry rooms because we're not poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:26:22 2015 No.7170104 >>7168448 Thankyou Jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:27:58 2015 No.7170111 >>7168448 >that copious neck fat >that stupid goatee >those sunken eyes >that fuckin tongue It could only be Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:30:04 2015 No.7170118 File: 34 KB, 505x479, 1448216933323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272 >TWO HEAPING TABLESPOONS OF MAYO

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:55:29 2015 No.7170416 >>7167547 >>7167563 >>7167593 >>7167621 >>7167655 Thanks for posting these ham salad jelo seems alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:55:53 2015 No.7170418 File: 1001 KB, 200x200, 1449371745647.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272 this is a nightmare

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:00:44 2015 No.7170432 File: 137 KB, 299x356, Potato-and-Onion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7170111

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:20:40 2015 No.7170489 File: 257 KB, 640x419, juicy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7170418 It's great, It's a great job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:02:47 2015 No.7170618 File: 92 KB, 940x705, a5O5WRE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7170489 How is this man popular? Yeah, i'll totally just chuck this undercooked bullshit in the microwave to just top off it's wankness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:07:21 2015 No.7171220 >>7167272 Since everyone's mentioned the fucking heaping tablespoons of mayo, I'd like to point out that giant fucking Disney mug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:16:44 2015 No.7171251 File: 133 KB, 311x366, 474.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272 >he put the spoon back in the "salad" after tasting it >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:36:49 2015 No.7171286 >>7170618 I thought he was just a /ck/ meme. I am truly depressed how much attention Jack gets and I can only hope his viewers are also watching Jack for cringe value/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:38:45 2015 No.7171291 File: 34 KB, 500x500, blarg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 What the....what the FUG?? FUCK YOU AUNT MYRNA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:12:33 2015 No.7171398 https://youtu.be/a40hnD_nSSE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:12:59 2015 No.7171400 This bitch and other vegans who do shit like this really grind my gears. Stop referring to raw shit as other foods. This is not mashed potatoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bOt-y4RbpA

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:17:14 2015 No.7171411 >>7171400 sounds dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:23:59 2015 No.7171427 >>7171400 >no oil or fat of any kind with a dry vegetable >"it's actually good for you!" until you're so weak from a lack of calories that you can't cough up the dry cauliflower you're choking on

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:25:04 2015 No.7171429

>>7171411
Seriously almost every single one of her videos is just taking seeds and veggies and putting them in a blender and slapping them together and referring to them as other things. Theres no point. People who want to eat potatoes are going to eat potatoes.

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:27:31 2015 No.7171434

>>7171427
Apparently she has had eating disorders in the past. Gee I wonder why. If you're going to eat raw theres still so much more you can do than this. And you should own up to it instead of turning it into a Frankenstein creation for youtube views.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:36:10 2015 No.7171461 >>7171434 i've noticed a lot of e-famous vegans have had serious troubles in their past. it's sad, but i guess it's better than being super obese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 01:09:43 2015 No.7171536 >>7171400 What is with the oversaturated colors...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:32:21 2015 No.7171699 >>7167017 In my shit 2 bd apartment I had that. Nice extra counterspace

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 07:27:25 2015 No.7172078 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2rFbrAS1gM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 13:01:34 2015 No.7172794 His most delicious recipe yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4nXXCI5AM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 13:29:36 2015 No.7172853 >>7172078 Entertaining!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 13:50:01 2015 No.7172889 >>7167272 >I don't want to be on the video. >Okay, I won't put you in the video. What a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 13:58:18 2015 No.7172913 >>7170489 >Look how juicy this raw meat is!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 13:59:40 2015 No.7172917 >>7171536 It's to make the food look "alive" and vibrant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:07:35 2015 No.7172928 >>7172078 >Little know fact: all chickens are baby turkeys. Fuckin' kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:21:19 2015 No.7172950 >>7172794 Yum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:26:41 2015 No.7172958 >>7171400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gopVrZVMofU I really resent this person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:36:16 2015 No.7172973 >>7172958 Yeah she's a moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:43:02 2015 No.7172982 >>7165802 Wait, do Americans buy cream that is already whipped? They don't buy cream and whip it themselves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:47:52 2015 No.7172992 >>7172982 >They don't buy cream and whip it themselves? Some probably do but you can buy pre-whipped. You can get it in the UK too.

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:48:12 2015 No.7172994
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>>7172982

We do both. There's Cool Whip, as you've seen above. Then there's the aerosol stuff.

Most people I know don't whip their own cream, but it's not like it's unheard of over here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:49:56 2015 No.7173001 >>7172958 >has avocado >fat free what

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:56:24 2015 No.7173015 >>7172973 someone ought to present her with some Fully Raw cassava

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:57:46 2015 No.7173019 >>7173015 I've got something she can eat raw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:58:49 2015 No.7173020 File: 14 KB, 480x300, varg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7171398

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 14:58:51 2015 No.7173021 >>7173019 ayyyyyyy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 15:01:12 2015 No.7173024 >>7172958 im dying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDGKEiKZxdw

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 15:07:03 2015 No.7173033 >>7172794 "I don't know how to grow garlic." It's practically weed, you fat fuck. I couldn't rid my garden of it if I tried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 15:25:31 2015 No.7173057 >>7172794 This guy is rad. Jack did one good thing, and that was film him talking instead of himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 15:40:59 2015 No.7173091 File: 292 KB, 419x356, sped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7173024 Jelly-filled are my fav!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 17:17:02 2015 No.7173372 >>7173024 This is weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 17:38:16 2015 No.7173443 File: 25 KB, 574x172, jack1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7172794 tfw finally noticed by senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 18:29:34 2015 No.7173590 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4nXXCI5AM the only tasty thing jack's ever posted

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 18:32:20 2015 No.7173598 >>7173443 Jack is such a salty little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 18:50:20 2015 No.7173664 >>7165802 I've tried to like this guy. But there is just something about him that makes me LOATHE him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 18:57:53 2015 No.7173686 File: 115 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7173664 No one likes Jack. Not his family, not his church, not the Food Network, nobody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:04:26 2015 No.7173708 can someone please direct me to the Jack appearance on food network where he cries? i really want to show someone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:04:26 2015 No.7173709 >>7165802 I feel like she just took whatever crap she had laying around and stuffed it all in a pot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:06:58 2015 No.7173720 >>7171400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng Now if only I could find the guy who pretends to jizz while eating a shitty raw soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:11:21 2015 No.7173736 >>7173708 vid dot me slash CookingWithJack its not on the food network btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:41:16 2015 No.7173811 >>7172794 >How to make your own laundry detergent. >Step 1: Mix laundry detergent with water and boil it. Is this video fucking serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 20:05:44 2015 No.7173905 >>7172958 >keep in mind, if you don't feel comfortable using sun-dried tomatoes... Veganism is a mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 21:06:29 2015 No.7174103 >>7167566 >your chest starts to hurt That sounds like she needs a doctor appointment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 21:09:04 2015 No.7174116 >>7172958 She's hot, but not Laura Miller hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 21:12:27 2015 No.7174124 >>7165802 Jesus fucking Christ that's disgusting I sincerely hope for the sake of the human race that Jack's bloodline stops at Jack Jr.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 00:46:08 2015 No.7174680
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>>7174124
Don't worry it will. Jack Jr. is obviously gay. Make sure to comment on all of Jack's videos that he is a wonderful father for accepting his son's alternative lifestyle choices.

>>	Antarctica Wed Dec 16 00:49:20 2015 No.7174685 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ&index=1&list=FLC7g8ihbPR2YXmhhOd_CH7A Has this been posted yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 00:52:43 2015 No.7174694 >>7165802 What is the OP picture from? Seems oddly familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 01:02:02 2015 No.7174708 File: 54 KB, 600x884, fuckinghunk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7174680 u fukkin wut

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 01:05:37 2015 No.7174719 >>7174708 HIGH TEST I G H T E S T

>>	Antarctica Wed Dec 16 01:09:32 2015 No.7174734 >>7172958 Nobody tell her that Paprika is always roasted or smoked

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 01:33:31 2015 No.7174784 >>7171398 That sound when he squishes the pie with his belly sounds like he shit his pants with juicy diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 01:41:03 2015 No.7174804 >>7165802 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 01:47:15 2015 No.7174825 >>7174804 >tfw you have no qt3.14 dimwit waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 04:51:14 2015 No.7175125 >>7174685 You posted a playlist of your favorite videos, THE FUNHOUSE NEVER STOPS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 05:39:09 2015 No.7175181 File: 9 KB, 230x200, wowe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167566 fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 06:37:57 2015 No.7175232 >>7174694 It's a Malkavian. Don't know the artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 07:49:38 2015 No.7175334 >>7175232 What's a Malkavian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:11:49 2015 No.7175834 >>7175334 I'm afraid I can't answer that. It would be a Masquerade violation. Also, I think it's important kids in this day and age know how to use a search engine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:15:43 2015 No.7175843 >>7167531 You sound mad, resentful pauper much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:35:31 2015 No.7176019 >>7170489 This will never not make me want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:42:39 2015 No.7176032 >>7175834 Wouldn't want a Marmelade violation

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:23:00 2015 No.7176623 >>7167035 Dryers are not terribly common in UK households, but ya, I lived in a house with the washing machine in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:08:03 2015 No.7177306 File: 40 KB, 1193x715, 1449637799462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8 HELLO WILDCATS

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:16:18 2015 No.7177340

>>7172994

I've never had an aerosol one with a proper mouthfeel.

I always have a cheap sterilized carton of cream in the fridge for if I want whipped cream and I didn't anticipate it in time to get fresh. Wack it with a blending rod for 10 seconds and done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:27:35 2015 No.7177383 >>7172982 No we work full time so we dont have time to whip our own cream

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:30:56 2015 No.7177398 File: 409 KB, 543x538, masterchef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 Anything on this channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuMkW35BwK8

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:33:00 2015 No.7177406 >>7173720 Did I literally just watch her eat an ikea tub of lettuce in under 2 hours??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:39:49 2015 No.7177416 >>7177398 I find these pretty interesting. You can't really blame them for being dog shit recipes when its literally >recipes from the great depression

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:56:15 2015 No.7177999 >>7167017 Inthe UK, there was an architectural standard, that doesn't allowed electricity in the bathrooms. Sry for my bad English

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:21:48 2015 No.7178025 >>7172078 You known, he is an entertainer, not a chef, nor a bodybuilder

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:27:29 2015 No.7178033 >>7177398 this looks great you evil nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:27:50 2015 No.7178034 >>7171461 >i guess it's better than being super obese It really, really isn't. You ever try to fight a fatfuck? You can't win. Your punches just sink into the fat. Vegans tend to break in a strong wind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:28:34 2015 No.7178038 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDuRU9b9Yw

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:30:06 2015 No.7178041 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY >Not defrosting your steak by lighting it on fire on the toilet rim

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:31:29 2015 No.7178043 >>7177999 >architectural standard Funny way to say "attempt to legislate suicide away", tripsman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:35:40 2015 No.7178053 just the most overthought festering corpse of a dish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:41:43 2015 No.7178069 >>7168986 im about dat liyfe 2

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:45:10 2015 No.7178075

>>7173024

shes corny as fuck and i bet that "donut" (sad excuse really) is pretty shit to eat. her poor future lover has gotta pretend to like this shit . i mean, if ur gonna be raw vegan eat a fuckin apple, dont turn it into a copy of a confectionary. embrace the lifestyle fully. forget the past

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:48:46 2015 No.7178083 >>7172958 when u realize her neck and face color are so different due to makeup it looks so weird like her face is bouncing around on a green screen body or something.. cant be unseen. im high .

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 05:18:46 2015 No.7178108 >>7173024 I want to go fully raw on her jelly donut

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:34:25 2015 No.7178443 >>7178053 >We're going to create... almost a cappuccino. What the fuck is he doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:50:48 2015 No.7178484 >>7178053 That dish looks like ebola but what the fuck is wrong with the cameraman? Why the fuck are all the shots such intense closeups of the food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:31:42 2015 No.7179166 >>7165802 I'd expose her Masquerade, if ya know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 16:40:59 2015 No.7179312 >>7165802 >all those vegetables Lol, do murifats really eat like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 16:48:51 2015 No.7179320 >>7179166 it's a drawn figure that looks like a 12 year old unless you're a vampire hunter. but you're probably just a pedo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 20:51:42 2015 No.7179892 >>7179312 Yes. Source: I am American and obese and I refuse to interact with nonfats

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 22:16:45 2015 No.7180099 >>7178053 >this looks good so far, why are people complaining? >then comes the oranges >then the foam sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 07:22:50 2015 No.7180896 File: 99 KB, 575x504, easter-island-heads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167432 I'm gonna need some Jack highlights ASAP, do I make myself clear cadet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 12:37:28 2015 No.7181476 >>7180896 vid dot me slash CookingWithJack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 13:22:23 2015 No.7181618 >>7167272 >wipes his mouth with a kitchen cloth Eeew, what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 23:33:45 2015 No.7183100 BAMP FOR CRINGE VIDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 23:35:34 2015 No.7183106 I don't really get it, I decided to check out his channel and the video I saw didn't seem that bad.

Anonymous Fri Dec 18 23:50:08 2015 No.7183122
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>>7165802
Everything on Cooking with Jack is awful to painfully mediocre. I keep on trying to like him, but I just can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6h4Oho6uoQ
>2 tall jars of tostito's salsa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 00:02:13 2015 No.7183135 >It's a "Jack causes tension between American-English relations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA Never 5get.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 00:08:30 2015 No.7183149 File: 12 KB, 450x335, 1265585447011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"fridgerator" I get triggered every damn time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 04:19:37 2015 No.7183544 >>7177398 grandma no we have real food now

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 04:47:24 2015 No.7183584 >>7178053 Honestly it probably tastes awesome not going to lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 04:48:59 2015 No.7183590 >>7183122 combining things in cans with Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 04:52:59 2015 No.7183597 >>7183122 'juice' just wtf almost barfed

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 05:27:21 2015 No.7183647 >>7167272 So as someone who's never had pork and beans before, is what Jack says correct? Does that can literally have only beans and one cube of pork fat in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 05:49:19 2015 No.7183674 File: 48 KB, 721x960, howdismakeyoufeeelwhitebois.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7174680 He's definitely getting DPd by the two nigs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 07:12:53 2015 No.7183758 >>7165802 >Every ingredient comes out of a package

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 13:00:55 2015 No.7184297 >>7174719 Wut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 13:15:30 2015 No.7184323 >>7184297 It's a /fit/ thing, it means high testosterone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 13:20:40 2015 No.7184332 >>7168995 actually it's because americans need more space for their giant fridges

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 13:28:21 2015 No.7184363 File: 14 KB, 236x358, a9188dbbabceb2b160d3b97836cdc965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7184332 True.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 13:29:58 2015 No.7184372 File: 55 KB, 288x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one for after dinner mints. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 14:07:52 2015 No.7184482 File: 16 KB, 225x200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 14:56:06 2015 No.7184635
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>Aspic mackerel

This is a joke recipe for a Swedish youtube channel, very fun if you know Swedish or just like seeing people recoil in horror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98r-AIsw0Ik

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 14:58:23 2015 No.7184647 >>7184372 >This kills the dinner guest You know that little thing about contacting poison control if you swallow tooth paste? Yeah... this might be a good time to call them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 17:04:01 2015 No.7185075 Post more jack pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 17:54:11 2015 No.7185196 >>7184372 The best part is that toothpaste is WAY more expensive than some mints.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 18:11:29 2015 No.7185254 >>7185075 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE "make sure they've skinned the salmon for you wherever you get your meat from. don't deal with the skin have them take it off for you" proceeds to cook salmon twice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 18:12:15 2015 No.7185257 >>7165802 >just cut out a little section >its an 8th of the pan ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 19:52:54 2015 No.7185528 >>7167531 >big fancy houses every freaking house in the third world hole that is Mexico has a laundry room.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:27:08 2015 No.7185644 >>7185075 Here's some top shelf cringe bruh.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:39:31 2015 No.7185694 >>7165802 You can see the muscles near his nose retract at about 6:30. He's involuntarily showing disgust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:43:23 2015 No.7185708 >>7185254 >Getting rid of the salmon skin >Not just descaling it and making it crispy >That overcrowding the pan >That uncoordinated flip (even with tongs) >White wine, vinegar and mustard >Cooking the fish twice Jack is so awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:46:43 2015 No.7185719 Ever since someone in one of these threads mentioned Jack's fake "COVERING MY MOUTH WHILE GIGGLING AND GUSHING OVER THE FOOD" thing, I can't stop getting triggered by it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:51:29 2015 No.7185730 >>7165802 >"I don't recommend you using imitation whipped cream" >Uses Cool Whip Isn't Cool Whip fake whipped cream?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:53:09 2015 No.7185734 >>7185730 Yes, it doesn't contain any cream.. well maybe less than 1%. It's mostly hydrogenated vegetable oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 20:57:19 2015 No.7185751 >>7185734 Thanks! I don't think it's even available in my country and I only it from Family Guy (Cool Hwip). What would you actually use Cool Whip/hydrogenated vegetable oil for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 21:00:49 2015 No.7185757 >>7185751 It's an alternative, some people like the taste better, it has a much thicker/denser consistency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:14:26 2015 No.7186261 File: 375 KB, 630x391, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-10 22-27-52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFEw3nXiI0 Is Jack getting fatter these days? >dat disgusting heavy mouthbreathing

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:06:51 2015 No.7186359
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>>7186261
He is definitely gaining weight you can see it in his face and what remains of his neck. How far has he fallen since his P90X days? He was probably 275lbs in this pic, but now I'd say he is pushing 325lbs or more

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:22:15 2015 No.7186478 >>7183122 "meat or no meat in chili?" He has to be messing with us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:59:47 2015 No.7186542 >>7185254 >uQOnMVnstfE > "I try an stay away from seafood" I would have never guessed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:01:43 2015 No.7186544 File: 975 KB, 1338x830, beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last I checked Google doesn't hire morons, so is Jack some sort of idiot savant?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:03:45 2015 No.7186547 You mean the best? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:15:41 2015 No.7186568 File: 309 KB, 676x507, salty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>7167272 >>TWO HEAPING TABLESPOONS OF MAYO >>7170118 Wtf why is there so much more pepper than salt in the shakers when this dude having a stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:19:50 2015 No.7186575 >>7186568 He already had one, fampai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:25:20 2015 No.7186585 File: 142 KB, 500x350, Das_Jüngste_Gericht_Memling_sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7177398 RIP

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:25:56 2015 No.7186587 >>7186359 Jack looks like he'd be a big fat guy, but when you see him in relation to some of the knves, he's like 5'7 or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:31:11 2015 No.7186592 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdEtzSGJz4 >he doesn't eat lumpy BEH CHA MEHL and three tons of cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:31:56 2015 No.7186594 >>7186575 >strokes are caused by caffeine >epic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:13:53 2015 No.7186648 File: 215 KB, 488x476, [MystVortex] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_03.40_[2015.12.15_18.03.26].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 >tfw watched my roommate put a stick of butter into the rice cooker

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:12:56 2015 No.7186778 File: 1.97 MB, 360x360, 1425254444152.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7186592 >I have to retrain my cooks when they start to work with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:24:07 2015 No.7186788 >180 replies >Ctrl+F "wanda" >Ctrl+F "sara" >Ctrl+F "embed" and double-check all the vids /Ck/, you have failed this day... At least you got Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:28:10 2015 No.7186791 >>7186788 That's because Ja/ck/ has surpassed Sara and Marie

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:32:44 2015 No.7186797

>>7186791
It's impossible to surpass Sara. If one did they would be a planetary body rivaling the Earth and a great cataclysm would ensue as the gravitational pulls fought for dominance.

Also, as bad as Jack's dishes are, they're more a normal "Ugh" than anything. Wanda's Macaroni Salad is off the charts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:37:10 2015 No.7186803 >>7186797 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk If that is normal to you then call the police and tell them your parents are terroists

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:43:18 2015 No.7186812 >>7165802 Aunt Myrna is fucking insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:45:10 2015 No.7186818 >>7165802 he definitely didnt even like it! the camera cut before he took a second bite!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:47:19 2015 No.7186822 >>7167017 >Confirmed for never having left his house to experience anything outside of his safe little basement bubble world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:53:36 2015 No.7186838 >>7186803 I've seen it. It's pretty dreadful but it's still not LITERALLY A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MAYONNAISE.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:54:23 2015 No.7186842

There was a shitty local cooking show years ago where some white guy made chinese food. One recipe he showed was "chinese soup" which consisted of some mushrooms, water, soysauce, sesame oil, pepper, and some green onions. He just kept adding soy sauce to flavor it and it turned completely dark.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:12:14 2015 No.7186868 >>7173024 retarded. not filling. expensive af

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:14:05 2015 No.7186869 >>7173024 >>7173024 VEGANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT FIGS BECAUSE WASPS THAT POLLINATE THEM GET TRAPPED AND DIE INSIDE!!! FAKE!!! FAKE!!!! NOT A REAL VEGAN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:27:03 2015 No.7186884 >>7172913 S'ok. He didn't eat the red part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:56:38 2015 No.7186913 >>7173024 fucking sutpid privileged white and white washed women THOSE ARE NOT JELLY DONUTS OR EVEN DONUTS TOFU TURKEY IS NOT MOTHERFUCKING TURKEY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:59:55 2015 No.7186918 >>7185644 >let me dull this ceramic knife by cutting FUCKING WOOD with it

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:07:25 2015 No.7187060

>>7173024

Jesus Christ is this cringy.

>Real donuts are filled with "chemicals"
Fucking everything is "chemicals" you dumb bitch
>My vegan donuts are low in fat.
Do you have any idea what a shitload of sugar is in all that fruit, guess what that turns into after eating these things.

God, she's so fucking brainwashed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:08:59 2015 No.7187155 >>7185644 I'm no Sodastream fanatic but even I scoffed at this "review". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcZ6dLXrtw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:36:26 2015 No.7187373 >>7165802 I've heard of people cooking salmon & other things in their dish washer. I'm sure it's fine but the thought of it freaks me out

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:06:17 2015 No.7187447 >>7187373 I've tried it, it actually comes out almost perfect. would recommend

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:59:16 2015 No.7187862 >>7183122 I love this clown

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:05:27 2015 No.7187873 >>7187155 Jack doesn't seem to understand how basic chemistry works

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:39:27 2015 No.7187960 >>7186568 I'm saving this picture ha hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:08:20 2015 No.7188074 >>7187960 >>7186568 To be fair that could just as easily mean that he uses twice as much pepper as he does salt. And had to refill the pepper before he ever even ran out of salt. But yeah, this is Ja/ck/ so that's obviously not the case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:23:49 2015 No.7188234 File: 20 KB, 150x200, 1406732673160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:27:15 2015 No.7188242 >>7187155 >that little laugh at 2:27 lol

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:35:35 2015 No.7188270

>>7187873

Apparently he also doesn't know how to:
>Read instructions thoroughly
>Remember the very simple instructions he does read for more than a second
>Understand the basics of testing something
>Generally use common sense

I mean, anyone that has ever had soda in a glass with that much ice knows that the melting ice almost immediately flattens the soda.
He even gets massive foam and fizz inside the bottle that hadn't been in the ice.
But despite still he's like:
"Durr.. no fizz".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:41:39 2015 No.7188289 >>7167272 >the fucking slap chop

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:06:28 2015 No.7188365 If you niggas think you've seen shit-tier Jack, you haven't seen this. >Being a Youtube """""chef""""" >Can't use a portable cooktop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2i8D5QdgGw

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:09:59 2015 No.7188376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

>grilled cheese
>egg microwaved in vegetable oil
>microwaved turkey bacon
>a single struggle slice
>bread fried in vegetable oil and flour
>grilled cheese

Comfy video though. And the old man making it seems like a nice man. No bully him in comments please, it'll make me sad.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:15:13 2015 No.7188395

>>7188376
>Not being able to read into this

This video is 100% feels m7.

>Wife of 50 years dies
>Suddenly left to fend and cook for himself
>Makes videos like that and other "bachelor" meals
>His soulmate isn't there to make his bread just as golden brown as he likes it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:16:12 2015 No.7188399 >>7173024 why did she point to her vag when she said 'jelly'

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:18:09 2015 No.7188406 >>7188395 >Wife of 50 years dies I'd probably kill myself. I didn't realize that's what happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:22:07 2015 No.7188417 >>7184323 I know, /fit/izen here, we only use it to talk about girls though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:38:33 2015 No.7188458 >>7188365 >that fucking "commercial" for his other show at 6:58 >BLEEBLEEBLEEBLEE OO-OOOOH! Where the fuck did he find that music?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:41:42 2015 No.7188470 >>7188395 >>7188406 Tom Willett is based, he's done Q&A videos before which is where this info comes from. He was a semi-famous actor decades ago, he has never been married so your entire theory is BS and he is basically a master-level troll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:45:01 2015 No.7188483 What channel was that insanely fucking fat woman again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:48:31 2015 No.7188500 >>7188470 Tbf that's my headcanon and i'm not changing it. His Q and A's are pretty awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:22 2015 No.7188508 >>7188470 >he is basically a master-level troll. this >people used to put flour on their sandwiches before fast food companies made them dumb i chuckled

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:34 2015 No.7188510 >>7188483 https://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:55:00 2015 No.7188530 >>7165802 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywTcBSXAiQ The only way to get Jack levels of so moist without getting food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:11:48 2015 No.7188576 >>7177398 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk now watch it with this in tab

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:12:20 2015 No.7188577 >>7165802 >When you realise that Jack didn't even change the title card for the video. >>7167272 >"I'm going to be more precise in my measurements" >"Two heaping tablespoons" >"Salads" >US GUYS AMIRITE? THE GUY WAY LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:20:32 2015 No.7188602 >>7188376 He also puts raisins in his mac n cheese. Tom is an innovator.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:16:25 2015 No.7188729 >>7188376 >flour on the bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:48:19 2015 No.7189018 >>7188458 >>>7188365 >>that fucking "commercial" for his other show at 6:58 >>BLEEBLEEBLEEBLEE OO-OOOOH! >Where the fuck did he find that music? God I know that was awful. I also never realized how fat he was until that clip...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:03:37 2015 No.7189087 File: 44 KB, 150x150, 1449620973340.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272 >two heaping tablespoons He mayo may not die of heart failure one of these days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:05:41 2015 No.7189092 >>7189018 >>7188458 How are people just discovering Jack on the Go in 2015

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:43:23 2015 No.7189198 >>7189018 >>7189092 I swear I woke up in a cold sweat one night and I heard that fucking BLEEBLEEBLEEBLEE OO-OOOH in the distance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:59:49 2015 No.7189237 >>7189087 sans plz

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:23:15 2015 No.7189280
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>>7189018
>Be fat manlet
>Wear baggy 3/4 shorts
>Long t-shirts
>Backwards caps
>Have a stupid goatee

I'm impressed that he ruined his van with logos for his garbage sauces though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:25:36 2015 No.7189285 >>7171400 >fully raw mashed potatoes, only this dish doesn't have potatoes in it! She was dropped on her head as a baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:30:40 2015 No.7189297 >>7172958 >it's a salad with some spice in it Eat whatever the fuck you want but don't pretend it's chili.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:34:24 2015 No.7189305 >>7165802 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:36:24 2015 No.7189309 >>7173024 >if Pinterest was a person

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:50:23 2015 No.7189334 File: 3.78 MB, 2392x1440, Capture+_2015-12-20-20-08-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7189092 Check your reading comprehension, my friend. I wasnt talking about Jack on the go but how tubby he looks without an apron on LOOK AT HIM

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:56:07 2015 No.7189349 >>7189334 I'd still tap that. To be spitroasted between him and Joey is my ultimate fantasy, no joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:57:39 2015 No.7189351 >>7189280 Hi Loafy Molasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:02:41 2015 No.7189362 >>7189351 Fuck me that fat-guy-tick that Loafy does where he sort of flaps his arms/rolls his shoulder joints because he's conscious of his shirt riding up his armpits to soak up an ocean of sweat annoys me way more than it should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:10:14 2015 No.7189372 >>7171427 >it's like mashed potatoes >but it's actually healthy this poor bitch is actually fucked in her head... How is a baked then smashed potatoe unhealthy for you unless it's literally all you eat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:15:10 2015 No.7189379 >>7188530 colin makes some neat shit despite acting like a faggot all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:26:55 2015 No.7189386 >>7173736 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:35:22 2015 No.7189394 File: 49 KB, 269x260, 1433649779992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165802 >whole thing of cream cheese >whole thing of cool whip oh lawd reekris

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:55:58 2015 No.7189430 File: 1.99 MB, 1280x720, Jacksain Bolt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:03:02 2015 No.7189440 >>7189430 I got a christmas bonus and I was thinking of ordering his sauce for DANK meme reasons, but I'm also an Ausfag so I'm sure shipping will be a cunt. What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:05:51 2015 No.7189446 >>7189430 How tall is Jack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:14:21 2015 No.7189457 >>7189446 Looks about 5'7" >>7189430 Why does he move his arms like he is swimming when he is running

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:21:00 2015 No.7189464

>>7187060
when people say 'chemicals' they are referring to a specific subset of potentially harmful chemicals ie questionable food additives in your Twinkies. so taking it 100% literal and being all "hurr everything is chemicals" EVERY GODDAMN TIME the word is used just broadcasts to everyone what an autismo you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:22:43 2015 No.7189466 >>7189457 Jack Jr is 5'8 according to his football stats and those tend to be inflated in the HS level, and he's about as tall as Jack with shoes on, so 5'7 MAX.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:25:23 2015 No.7189476 >>7189466 >whole sentence missing Thanks enter key. I meant to say 5'7 MAX but he's probably 5'5-6.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:27:18 2015 No.7189479 >>7189440 He stopped shipping internationally because "the bottles always break" when he does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:29:21 2015 No.7189482 File: 48 KB, 565x528, 1413929359331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7189464 Watch out guys, that has molecules! Obviously I was referring to only harmful molecules, you autist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:35:47 2015 No.7189491 >>7189479 That's sort of bittersweet. Thanks bruv. >Not just packing things properly That does seem like a lot of work for Jack I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:39:26 2015 No.7189499 >>7173720 >only eating these things why live

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:02:40 2015 No.7189564 >>7173024 biting into that apple and it all squishes out ALL OVER MY NEW FUCKING SHIRT FUCK VEGANS

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:26:25 2015 No.7189580

>>7189464
How about you instead say what you mean instead of lazily trying to redefine an existing word that has a specific meaning? If that's what those retards mean then just say "potentially harmful ingredients" instead of "chemicals"--it's like saying it contains molecules. But you know they don't say that because then they would have to actually explain what is potentially harmful and why instead of glossing over it and spreading a stupid idea with hand waving "da kemikals" memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:10:56 2015 No.7189665 >>7172958 She won't stop fucking dancing around. It's fucking irritating. Nothing she fucking makes is anything but a fucking salad. Vegans were bad enough, now they're into NOT cooking the fucking food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:28:43 2015 No.7189678 My new fetish is Jack reviewing shit really badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:30:52 2015 No.7189679 >>7189305 My nigga Doubleswee

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:45:37 2015 No.7189694 >>7178053 >just the most overthought festering corpse of a dish That's probably the best description I've ever heard of this type of shit. Well said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:49:55 2015 No.7189701 >>7189678 I sent him an email this morning asking if he'd consider trying to recreate Maries Italian tomato sauce.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:11:59 2015 No.7189721

Where were you when Jack got conned into cooking "chilli" for his church (which was a way for them to feed all the guests there for free), and then took the competition aspect super seriously (even though he used mostly canned ingredients) and then got butthurt when it was revealed it was being voted for by everyone there and not by "judges".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:15:54 2015 No.7189726 >>7177383 I know people with like 80 hour work weeks that still whip their own goddamn cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:26:28 2015 No.7189733 >>7167272 The FUCK is a glob?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:28:13 2015 No.7189737 >>7189726 >I know people No you don't, you pathetic miserable shut-in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:29:57 2015 No.7189739 File: 108 KB, 290x290, 1448061977493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7189737 B-but I'm referring to my daddy. Even shut-ins can have fathers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:34:29 2015 No.7189743 >>7167026 Mama mia kiss

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:39:12 2015 No.7189749 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, Jack making burgers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jack cooks you a burger >He serves you this What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:44:52 2015 No.7189755 >>7189749 did he use meat from my country or his country? I'd eat most of the meat here raw without too much worry. and it tastes fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:48:30 2015 No.7189756 >>7189755 Ground beef is different from meat because most of the beef is, at one point or an other, exposed to bacteria through surface area.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:08:38 2015 No.7189774
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>>7189756
While you are correct, rare burgers are pretty popular in high-end/fancy places, but of course they're cooked expertly in a manner where the internal temperature is enough to where E. Coli is killed but it's still rare and blushing with that familiar pink colour.

Clearly Jack's is not like that at all: not only is it all sorts of bloody but it's also clearly blue. There's also bits of the outside that are clearly showing pink so it's sort of shocking he even dared to eat it.

Webm related: What Jack considers "juicy" and "extra moist" chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:11:49 2015 No.7189779 >>7189749 burgers need more rest obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:16:22 2015 No.7189786 >>7167318 Typically there's an entire room for all things laundry. I grew up in a house in which my mom had the washing machine/dryer in the basement. Her house was a piece of shit, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:31:35 2015 No.7189809 >>7189733 I'm inferring it's similar to a dollop, perhaps it's a heaping dollop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:34:18 2015 No.7189813 >>7189809 so by his standards it's like 5 dollops?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:36:44 2015 No.7189817 >>7189813 ...hard to tell at this point. I knew my country has big portions, but, this..

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:41:03 2015 No.7189824 >>7189464 i would guess it's done more out of ignorance than deliberate metonymy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:44:18 2015 No.7189830

>>7188289
>mfw my dad bought a slapchop
>mfw he bought two

It's a fucking piece of shit. It falls apart, the metal gets bent easily, it's a bitch to clean. Just use a fucking knife like a normal human, the amount of time it takes to deconstruct the fucking thing to clean the onion out of it takes longer than it would to just dice the fucking onions with a knife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:07:18 2015 No.7189933 Damn remember when Jack ruined a whole bottle of balsamic vinegar to pressure cook perfectly good pork chops ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij_FlaFk8T8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:12:19 2015 No.7189937 >>7189933 Who the fuck pressure cooks pork chops?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:16:22 2015 No.7189945

>>7189937
Who the fuck doesn't realise there are bones in them until they're cooked?
Who the fuck almost pisses himself with amazement because his pressure cooked porkchop can be "cut with a fork"?

Go look at his actual pulled pork for some depressing contrast to this, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:47:52 2015 No.7190007 >>7172794 >It looks like a block of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:16:53 2015 No.7190221 >>7177383 >literally takes a minute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:22:11 2015 No.7190234 >>7174685 I think I got cancer from seeing her peel garlic. Holy shit what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:52:37 2015 No.7190312 >>7178041 >doesn't use the tape recorder because it's going to melt >uses a book instead My sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:17:04 2015 No.7190380 >>7189334 He can be seen without an apron in every Jack on the Go intro you fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:17:33 2015 No.7190381 >>7189087 lel oh L

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:49:48 2015 No.7190474 >>7189087 >Papyrus is triggered.web.m

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:10:38 2015 No.7190526 >>7186261 what's the point of browning it in cooker when he has a perfectly good pan?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:22:42 2015 No.7190557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40hnD_nSSE

Jesus, how shitty is American education? Isn't Ja/ck/let in high school? Shouldn't they have learned about the fucking Pythagorean theorem in elementary or at the latest middle school? Why is a high school student doing a project this stupid and basic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:27:10 2015 No.7190571 File: 14 KB, 112x136, a jealous troll has beseiged my online persona always sending me bad puns in a goofy font.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7189087 SANS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:27:29 2015 No.7190572 >>7190557 I didn't really learn about it until year 10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:48:58 2015 No.7190879 >>7190572 Are you also American? Why are you fuckers so behind in math?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:56:19 2015 No.7190894 >>7183122 >>7189721 >using Salsa to make chili What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:58:10 2015 No.7190898 >>7190879 I don't think so, we would say sophomore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:00:50 2015 No.7190906 >>7190898 That or 10th grade. Calling it year 10 is definitely more of a UK/Europe thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:34:04 2015 No.7190976 >>7190879 >>7190557 I am also pretty surprised by this... I think I learned about triangles and shit by the time I was 10 or 11 years old. The fact that Jr. is 15 and doing a fucking project on something that basic is embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:29 2015 No.7190992 >>7190976 It was an extra credit project so it was probably more about the video than the concepts. Still, it should be taught earlier

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:52:34 2015 No.7191038 >>7190992 >extra credit Do you get more marks at the end of the semester or something? I don't think I've heard of this here (in Singapore)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:43:57 2015 No.7191164 >>7173720 Is it weird if I find her attractive after eating all that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:32:58 2015 No.7191298 File: 726 KB, 696x846, 1449682865455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7191164 >finding a human she-goat attractive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:41:11 2015 No.7191337 >>7191164 IIRC the bitch is in her early 20s and looks like that. Just imagine how she's going to age anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:50:29 2015 No.7191367 File: 56 KB, 136x160, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this picture sums up jack's personality and intelligence

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:13:25 2015 No.7191442

>>7167272
>Reading reactions to this video
>Not a real classy guy myself, kinda inserting a prissy British accent for some of it
>"My word, what is a 'Glob'?"
>"Oh that's FAR too much mayonnaise!"
>"Did he just put his tasting utensil back in the FOOD!?" (Isn't he making this for family?)
>Then I watch
>And I see where he had the bean can's lid cut completely off and sunk into the bean juice
>Sitting on the counter for god knows how long while he got ready.
>That lid which sat under a grocery shelf, which basically never get cleaned because they always have stuff on them.
If a store doesn't clean shelves during their annual audit, There's no reason those removable shelf units can't go decades without cleaning as they get moved from store to store.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:22:27 2015 No.7191470 >>7167272 Before I click on this link, can someone tell me if it is one of those stupid ass youtuber videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:28:08 2015 No.7191480 >>7191470 Yeah. 150%

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:13:42 2015 No.7191709 >>7189774 Oh god, I felt my stomach collapsing upon itself as I watched that. How can he swallow this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 00:32:02 2015 No.7192051 File: 93 KB, 915x952, 1444225463253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167272 He didn't even mix the beans on the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 00:40:36 2015 No.7192074 >>7186261 >the way he laughs while holding a hand in front of his mouth after taking that first bite Jesus christ, the purest image of idiocy if there ever was one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 00:58:41 2015 No.7192116 >just add water

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 01:58:48 2015 No.7192193 >>7189933 God he is just a shit cook down to the base

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