Do you even /deepfry/ your Turkey

[Anonymous No.7106941]

OK I know this board is mostly NEETs that eat hot pockets. But some of us cook.

My bird after it was fried.

/Thanksgiving/ general I guess.

Must have side dishes???

[Anonymous No.7106943]

>>7106941

>cooking turkey 2 days in advance

Enjoy your dry meat OP!

[Anonymous No.7106953]

>>7106943

I'm cooking 2 turkeys this year.

Doing 1 early because separate families.

[Anonymous No.7107594]

it looks like shit and the tray below it looks even worse and dirty as hell. thank you come again.

[Anonymous No.7107606]

>>7106953

So you dislike one family and want to feed them disgusting dry turkey and the OTHER family you like enough to cook "day of" for?

You're a dick.

[Anonymous No.7107612]

>>7107606

Wasn't dry, nice and juicy like your mom's ass

>>7107594

Xd)

[Anonymous No.7107620]

>>7107612

It's juicy now, but in 2 days... like my "Mom" it's going to dry up, like your commentary.

You're not too bright are you?

[Anonymous No.7107627]

>>7107620

What part of we ate it tonight don't you fucking understand youngling?

[Anonymous No.7107633]

>>7107627

You hate your one family so much that you force them to celebrate Holidays earlier than they're supposed to be?

Man, sucks to be someone as shitty as you.

[Anonymous No.7107645]

buttfucking janitors eat hotpockets.

/ck/ is comprised of alcoholic hambeasts that only eat processed chicken product and ethanol.

[Anonymous No.7107646]

>>7107633
heres your reply

[Anonymous No.7107647]

I'm trying to make a pumpkin pie to take to work on Thanksgiving.

I'd like to make a few, and a vegan one. I just made a vegan crust as a test and it turned out ok.

Unfortunately I'm the lone vegetarian at work so I keep feeding stuff to my mother and asking if it tastes off because I use so many alternative sugar things my taste buds are fucked up.

I might take pictures of it tomorrow and make a thread for fun.

>then I'll put American cheese all over it

[Anonymous No.7107654]

>>7107633

My wife.. Oh wait that makes me a Normie to you.. My fucksluts family is going on vacation so we had thanksgiving with them early.

We will also do it again. I'm an adult, this isn't like how you have two Christmas's and your "uncle" Terry and his "friend" Jamal give you a GI Joe before they DP your mom in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.7107662]

>>7107654

>fuckslut

I have a wife too, that's how you talk to her? Gross, no wonder you don't have any kids.

That's an awful lot of mad from one simple question.

Are you okay? I am here to talk if you need it. Do you want to talk about something other than the work you're doing for your wife? Does she....beat you...anon?

It's okay if she does, I know how hard it is to be a 21st century man, no hitting back... takes the "spice" out of marriage.

Man... what it would be like to have been a Husband in the 1950's, would have been fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.7107667]

>>7107662

Cringey even for 4chan.

[Anonymous No.7107748]

>>7107647

>vegan pumpkin pie

You're not even invited.

Seriously tho wtf is vegan pumpkin pie. Just use margarine instead of butter, isn't that some bullshit soy product.

[Anonymous No.7107773]

I always make oven roasted brussel sprouts, cranberry sauce, kugel, twice baked potatoes, green bean casserole, corn souffle, a pumpkin and apple pie.

We also always have a smoked turkey and a deep fried turkey,