https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquB3rIgfGk Man is this the worst Jack video or what? >being an asshole Check >shitty pictures of shitty food Check >Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL Check

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquB3rIgfGk

Man is this the worst Jack video or what?

>being an asshole
Check
>shitty pictures of shitty food
Check
>Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL
Check

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 22:30:45 2015 No.7094415 >>7093564 That was hard to watch. Since when are wheat cereal and raisins full of protein?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 23:10:40 2015 No.7094523 >Ironically, it tastes great. What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 10:23:20 2015 No.7095517 >>7093564 All that wasted asparagus.. https://youtu.be/yyxtyCaEVqk

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 10:41:01 2015 No.7095546 Do you think Jack drinks alcohol, ever? I imagine him a teetotaler

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 11:11:20 2015 No.7095603 Imagine being this retarded wew

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 11:22:59 2015 No.7095620 >>7095517 >All that wasted asparagus.. I know which one that is and I refuse to watch that bullshit again. Goddamn!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 12:14:47 2015 No.7095691 >>7095546 He is. Every time he cooks with alcohol he makes a huge point saying the alcohol evaporates and is not in the final dish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 12:19:30 2015 No.7095696 >>7095691 he's wrong but he kind of gets the idea that alcohol has a lower evap point

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:50:27 2015 No.7095910 >virgin mary could use a little salt like his sodium levels aren't already dangerously high >FOUR PACKETS of splenda in is coffee >those fucking fatass slices of cucumber Goddamnit man

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 15:42:59 2015 No.7096192 >>7093564 no pulp die

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 22:16:37 2015 No.7097390 >>7093564 this guy insults all the people that send him pictures of his shitty food he made fucking asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 22:39:55 2015 No.7097450 >>7093564 Is there a person in the world with less self awareness than jack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 22:46:04 2015 No.7097468 >>7093564 >Any kind of citurs >Pineapple

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 23:10:21 2015 No.7097535 >>7095517 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 10:41:36 2015 No.7098804 >>7093564 fa/tg/uy here, so not a regular. Is this guy for real? He uploaded this video as serious recipes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 12:42:27 2015 No.7099049 >>7093564 >mixing soda with juice and ice is a recipe WTF. Why do I always click on these threads. I am not even into masochism?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:05:27 2015 No.7099103 >>7095910 >FOUR PACKETS >A lot for that amount of coffee That was the only thing I thought was a little low. I'm almost positive you couldn't taste the sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:18:28 2015 No.7099134 >>7098804 Might want to put your 40k models away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:27:44 2015 No.7099156 >>7093564 >those pictures at the start Jesus Christ, this really is the blind leading the blind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:19:28 2015 No.7099269 File: 29 KB, 309x309, JackScalfani.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7093564 It's so good to see that king ja/ck/ is still on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:24:48 2015 No.7099280 >>7099134 fuck that looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:34:07 2015 No.7099320 >>7099134 I don't play 40k but it seems like a better idea than watching any more of his videos. What the fuck is this guy doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 16:50:33 2015 No.7099684 File: 129 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_whathaveIdone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7093564 Pales in comparison to SALAD NIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 17:05:56 2015 No.7099722 >>7099684 This is presented so seriously but it can't be serious, he has to be trolling. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 17:07:58 2015 No.7099725 >>7099269 >still on top >video from 2010

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 17:11:40 2015 No.7099740 >>7093564 >"Beautiful, you can smell the cucumber coming out of the ice water. What did he mean by this, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 17:23:11 2015 No.7099775 >>7099684 > Salad night > Only greenery is some Oregano in the tomatoes > Mayonnaise goes in all fields How is he not dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 17:30:04 2015 No.7099800 >>7099684 those "salads"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 18:19:21 2015 No.7099950 >>7093564 his iced coffee is over 25% half and half

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 18:40:12 2015 No.7100017 >>7099103 It's SPLENDA, not sugar. Four packets of Splenda is disgusting. You only need one or two before your drink is quite sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 19:07:03 2015 No.7100097 >>7095517 >the way he cuts carrots yes jack there is a better way

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 19:09:02 2015 No.7100104 File: 14 KB, 504x566, le happy sauce merchant.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST BUY MY SAUCES YOU STUPID GOYIM

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:09:48 2015 No.7100501 >>7099684 >being an asshole >trolling his mum >"fan" mail >12000 calorie salads >HEAPING wew lads

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:20:56 2015 No.7100547 The worst Jack videos are the ones with his son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:21:44 2015 No.7100554 >>7099684 >Canned baked fucking beans and ham >Fuck ton of mayo >Raw onions WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:28:36 2015 No.7100583

>>7100547
I hate how people pick on his son like he's somehow responsible for his father's follies. It's not fair 2bh.

That being said, you can tell by Jack's recent videos that Jack Jr is getting sick and tired of his dad's shit. Just look at his growing impatience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HLCnyAYY9E

Do you think he reads the comments?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:31:13 2015 No.7100595 >>7100583 He reads comments and deletes ones that offend his fat retard sensibilities

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:33:43 2015 No.7100608 >>7100595 No i mean do you think jack jr reads them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:45:06 2015 No.7100647 File: 49 KB, 759x508, JFMSU man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7093564 why the fuck did I watch this entire thing? I am becoming like pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:54:31 2015 No.7100694 File: 138 KB, 663x1600, bytheemperor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7099134

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:56:25 2015 No.7100702 >>7100647 >tfw ja/ck/ shows up in your recommended youtube videos JUST

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:59:13 2015 No.7100709 File: 54 KB, 600x884, fuckinghunk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7100583

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:02:15 2015 No.7100718 >>7100709 Wow he's a pretty big guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:04:02 2015 No.7100721 >>7100718 for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:07:23 2015 No.7100735 >>7100709 You can tell he's going to be as fat as his dad when he's in his 30s, if not before

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:12:44 2015 No.7100757 >>7100735 he's got potential to be swole af >inb4 it's the shoulder straps He's a thick dyel, if he starts lifting, he'd be a beast

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:24:01 2015 No.7100789 Ive been angrily watching jack for years, really happy to see you guys doing it too. feels good to not be alone ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:35:51 2015 No.7100830 >>7095517 >see this video >"Wow. What a great side dish I could serve to my friends." >Remember the copyright laws on these kinds of recipes >Jack expressly states I can make it AND not have to say where I got the recipe from >Thanks Jack!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 00:06:04 2015 No.7101071 >>7100583 jack jr probably makes these threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:29:02 2015 No.7101245 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_tQFNnbV9Q @ 1:40 he explains the reasoning behind picking the name Jakatak69 and specifically why he chose 69 what a stone cold liar

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:04:55 2015 No.7101321 https://youtu.be/9gbUM9oHBNI?t=184 Does anyone else remember when he promised he would lose weight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:07:14 2015 No.7101326 File: 2.60 MB, 280x200, 1388180866383.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7093564 >clean, crisp, refreshing >jack discovers water

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:21:04 2015 No.7101361 >>7101321 i bet you he was forced to make this video

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:28:11 2015 No.7101377 File: 42 KB, 528x251, screenshot-twitter.com 2015-10-13 17-37-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7101321 These are the only tweets he made in relation to his weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:44:21 2015 No.7101408 >>7100583 I dont think anyone gives a shit about his son, we just want to trigger jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:58:49 2015 No.7101435 >>7101377 kek, probably kept gaining and he decided to give up

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 15:49:23 2015 No.7103083 File: 902 KB, 2564x1438, kingjack_york_sharp_witty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never forget

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:54:52 2015 No.7103267 >>7099775 >Oragano

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:10:05 2015 No.7103298 File: 1.25 MB, 2048x3976, 1437387631861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7099684 >tomato beans >drowned in fucking MAYONNAISE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AFBHDVBJK.L?N

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:16:13 2015 No.7103313 >>7099684 I think I'm gonna be sick, WHAT THE FUCK is that "bean salad"? I thought he was bad, but he is actually retarded. I mean, completely retarded!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:19:13 2015 No.7103322 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw >I'm gonna spice it up a little bit here

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 19:31:53 2015 No.7103738 File: 179 KB, 444x342, 1439502942622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7103322 >that's gorgeous

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 19:42:37 2015 No.7103765 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, cucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7101245 A good "fuck it up" compilation there!

Anonymous Tue Nov 24 02:28:19 2015 No.7104955

Before this thread dies, i really need to vent

I fucking hate jack. Not as a "cook" but as a person. He is the lowest form of human, he constantly pushes his shit "sauce" during his videos, he is a fat, christian hypocrite. He gets mad when people say that his food is bad, or when the cooking network turned down his request for a show. He is such a fucking moronic man child, he thinks what he's doing is actually entertainment, when in reality, it's a bunch of people laughing at him, you hear that jack? We're laughing at you, your food isn't good, you aren't funny, you are a terrible human being. It is my hope that one day you will succumb to your years of eating "Rare" and "Juicy" meat, and when you're on your death bed, wishing for comfort, you will finally realize what a selfish prick you are, and that you're life was a waste, and that you wither away and die. Then, and only then, will i finally be at peace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 08:47:47 2015 No.7105529 File: 37 KB, 533x458, 1446675419551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus the fucking shilling is hard. Also > those comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-5trUUtz8g

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:04:17 2015 No.7105554 >>7093564 >ice coffee jesus wet he's fucking insane

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:05:59 2015 No.7105557 >>7093564 Ja/ck/ doesn't know about cucumber in drinks? It's common as fuarrrk in the UK

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:15:43 2015 No.7105575 >>7095517 has anyone tried his sauces...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:18:22 2015 No.7105579 >>7093564 When will the ja/ck/ meme die? It's not even like he's at all entertaining to watch like Joey or Reviewbrah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:19:20 2015 No.7105582 >>7105579 When he stops making videos. I can't believe he has been making literal shit for so long and seems to lack any awareness

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:22:57 2015 No.7105585 >>7093564 Mixing carbonated drinks with orange juice is actually really fucking good. I do it all the time at home. Coke or Pepsi with orange juice is also fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:25:39 2015 No.7105590 >>7099134 Is this like American quiche or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:30:52 2015 No.7105599 >>7100583 did his dumb fat friends die or something? some random people here, and jack jr looks so tired of having jack as his father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:35:53 2015 No.7105617 >>7099684 'just enough oil and fat to clog up the rest of my arteries, this is great guys; think I feel another stroke coming on, talk to you later guys.'

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:36:36 2015 No.7105619 File: 114 KB, 190x260, 1448257636494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7100583 god that interview was cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:42:44 2015 No.7105629 I JUST REALISED HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 8 YEARS NOW AND THE RECIPES HAVEN'T IMPROVED WHAT THE LITERAL ACTUAL FUCK IN 8 YEARS HOW CAN YOU NOT IMPROVE EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:57:09 2015 No.7105657 >>7105629 sad desu. you know for a fact his wife brings this shit up when they fight

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:37:06 2015 No.7105766 >>7100583 >jackin on the go theme song every fucking time. worst song ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:42:23 2015 No.7105783 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7a58fN74c Look at how glistening moist that is. That beautiful red exterior. When you smoke a meat, it should still look raw as when you put it in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:43:08 2015 No.7105785 File: 7 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7101245 >tries to do a goodfellas impression >fucks it up oh maddon

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:45:44 2015 No.7105790 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5VlTKrerrI new jack vid

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:49:27 2015 No.7105805 >>7100583 Is Jack Jr. retarded? His cutting and motor skills are worse than a fucking 4 year olds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:51:10 2015 No.7105809 >>7100583 why did jack jrs cow of a mom try to take half his burger when she had her own meal on the way still? is she keeping it for herself or to limit her grown sons food intake knowing damn well hes in better shape than both of his parents

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:52:33 2015 No.7105814 >>7105809 I'm more concerned at the absolute lack of veggies on those burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:53:12 2015 No.7105816 >>7105809 American """""Parenting"""""

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:55:04 2015 No.7105823 >>7105814 THIS. just some nice chopped lettuce and onions to lighten that shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 11:00:01 2015 No.7105832 >>7105823 Plain cheeseburgers are just kind of plain and dense. Greens, tomato, and some kind of onion almost always elevate a burger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 13:34:38 2015 No.7106204 >>7105529 >2 minutes of literally an ad just fuck my shit up senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:11:53 2015 No.7106302 >>7105585 enjoy your type 2 pham

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:13:50 2015 No.7106308 File: 119 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7105790 >trusting jack with a firearm Damn, I'm surprised they made it out of the woods alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:14:38 2015 No.7106312 This fat kuck has diabetes and heart problems no? >eats fucking huge burgers every week >all the shit he makes is unhealthy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:21:19 2015 No.7106336 >>7105783 so jack is cooking his meat at insane temperatures now, right? that's undercooked but he can hardly cut through it. the exterior looks fucking awful. he probably assumes if he doubles the temps it won't be raw anymore

Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:55:58 2015 No.7106411

>>7105783
>my venison is too gamey, better rinse it with water
>all that shitty seasoning

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but 2bh it does look quite well cooked inside.

The worst part about this guy is that he'll make these assertions/rules/tips even if it's the first time he's ever tasted said food or used said technique.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 15:59:50 2015 No.7106551 >>7105529 jesus how could someone sponsor this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 16:08:40 2015 No.7106586 >>7106312 Don't forget he had a stroke a few years back. I also recall him going a month without eating red meat to see if it would lower his cholesterol. It barely lowered, so he figured it was ok to keep stuffing himself with burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 19:42:23 2015 No.7107125 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiFU57Px8kE&feature=iv&src_vid=tJ2buXIIsGg >you'll never be a sharpshooter like ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:00:40 2015 No.7107172 File: 24 KB, 818x164, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7105529 >eleven shaves Is that impressive? >those comments Ja/ck/ strikes again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:02:06 2015 No.7107175 >>7107172 >I don't watch cooking videos It shows

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:31:48 2015 No.7107271 >>7100583 That creepshot at 8:20 Got to go, my Fapcave needs me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 22:41:40 2015 No.7107735 File: 91 KB, 600x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7100583 Ja/ck/s church group segregates the women to a different table. Someone needs to get tumblr feminists to attack Ja/ck/. That shit would be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 16:53:05 2015 No.7109952 >>7107125 lmao he's such a basic human >buys all this kit brand new >look at me, I've proven my mastery over a bird with a high powered shotgun >here take the camera and film me stride off (clearly to nowhere) with my dead bird and gun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 17:02:07 2015 No.7109976 https://youtu.be/n5VlTKrerrI THEY TRUST HIM WITH GUNS

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 17:09:08 2015 No.7109985 >>7109976 You're late to the party. see >>7105790 >>7106308

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 17:10:14 2015 No.7109991 >>7109985 Many apologies, friendo. I am not subscribed to him, so I only get updated when I go searching for the keks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 17:20:29 2015 No.7110021 >>7109991 No problem homie, the more people that are aware that a retard like Ja/ck/ could be in the woods with a gun the better. Safety first guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 17:30:33 2015 No.7110059 >>7107172 I like how he uses teenage girl shit like pinterest but he's like this conservative "manly man"

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:29:57 2015 No.7111097 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cranberry_my_shit_up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting a very rare hairless Ja/ck/, please consume responsibly

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:30:56 2015 No.7111101 >>7111097 is that jam on a chicken breast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:36:28 2015 No.7111114 >>7107735 YES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:50:02 2015 No.7111159 >>7100709 Kek. The only reason he looks big is because of the shoulderpads. Underneath those he's a narrow shouldered fatass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:56:59 2015 No.7111181 File: 426 KB, 578x526, 1437596334263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7109952 >High powered shotgun Compared to what, a low power shotgun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 00:00:20 2015 No.7111190 >>7111181 to be fair you could count a .410 as a low power shotgun

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:26:27 2015 No.7111944 File: 186 KB, 645x191, kingjack_dungoofed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Ja/ck/ is a hopeless fuckup

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:39:03 2015 No.7111966
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>>7111190
Be careful, /k/ is very sensitive and gets triggered by facts that aren't the right kind of politically correct facts approved by the NRA
Once I said assault rifles are real and not a jewish conspiracy, and everyone rushed me with burning pitchforks screaming about soccer moms

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:26:22 2015 No.7112037 >>7099134 looks exactly like vomit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:39:02 2015 No.7112054 >>7111097 Is that his wife on the counter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:56:56 2015 No.7112083 This man makes me not want to be a part of humanity. The magnitude of his failure is so enormous, it has caused me to long for death. He has made suicide itself jump ship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 10:22:29 2015 No.7112124 >>7093564 dudes like 50 and he's never heard of cucumber water

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 10:36:36 2015 No.7112157 >>7112124 Thats what happens when you spend your whole life being a fatass and only drinking soda and melted butter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:12:31 2015 No.7113424 >>7094415 cup of raisins is 5g protein cup of wheat cereal is 26g protein not the best but not horrible either

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:22:23 2015 No.7113442 >>7113424 Who eats a cup of raisins? That's almost 87g of sugar and over 430 calories for less than 5g of protein

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:25:20 2015 No.7113453 >>7113442 fat people

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:27:12 2015 No.7113461 >>7099740 it means he could smell the cucumbers he literally just put in the water

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:45:00 2015 No.7113507 >>7113442 Raisins are shit desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:16:33 2015 No.7114652 Who else ja/ck/in' it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:26:58 2015 No.7114674 >>7114652 I haven't stopped since I saw my first jack video. My biggest fear is that I could have an aneurysm at any moment, and the person that finds me might think that I actually enjoy his videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:49:54 2015 No.7115106 File: 59 KB, 638x386, oragano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ORAGANO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:16:34 2015 No.7115144 File: 443 KB, 1632x1224, tmp_1091-1445307359449-646996008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7105575 One brave anon did, he lost his mind. Legend has it he now lives in the handicap stall at McDonald's, giving handjobs for mcnuggets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:56:35 2015 No.7115672 File: 672 KB, 812x542, Screen Shot 2015-11-27 at 1.55.17 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_gauR8PP0 20 minutes of jack shilling

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:15:16 2015 No.7115718 https://youtu.be/IpHJffM3G1c >Papa Johns BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:32:12 2015 No.7115771 >>7115144 What the fuck is wrong with his nail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:49:18 2015 No.7115823 >>7111966 /k/ is triggered about assault rifles because the very definition of assault rifle is fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:58:34 2015 No.7115838 >>7115823 I bet I could assault you with my AK

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:01:28 2015 No.7115848
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>>7115823
Apparently you and /k/ know better than the DIA

You may also wish to consult with the late, famed expert retard EC Ezell, who is currently spinning in his grave at what the NRA is trying to do to the English language

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:17:44 2015 No.7115881 >>7111190 >>7111181 Is this a high power shotgun or a low power shotgun? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZg50TI_eI

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:20:00 2015 No.7115895 >>7093564 >ice coffee >just put a bunch of your favourite sweetener in there >quarter of the glass is half and half fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:20:03 2015 No.7115896 >>7099684 So is that a HUEG coffee cup or is he a manlet who looks like a big fat guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:21:00 2015 No.7115898 >>7115881 What the hell m8 Why are clappyfats still allowed to have guns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:31:33 2015 No.7115936 >>7093564 >Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL >video title is "LAZY MAN'S DRINKS" Are you retarded in your brain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:38:45 2015 No.7115960 >>7115881 power depends on what kind of charge they put in the shell, the shotty only hits the primer and aims the projectile

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:26:49 2015 No.7116117

>>7093564

>Doesn't shake the V8 before opening and pouring
>Says something about "one lemon/lime drink and a citrus juice" which sounds dumb for obvious reasons
>Doing the whole "drink out of Mason jars" maymay
>Criticized that guy's breakfast for being too healthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:48:46 2015 No.7116190 >>7111966 Assault rifles are real. Assault weapons, are not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:16:03 2015 No.7116267 >>7116190 The word "assault" triggers me. A gun is just a tool; only people can commit assault.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:18:22 2015 No.7116277 File: 12 KB, 927x684, 1379142893668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7116267 god bless america

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:58:37 2015 No.7116473 >>7093564 >A "chef" has never seen water with cucumber in it Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:26:16 2015 No.7116523 >>7100709 Based Ja/ck/ Jr

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:46:58 2015 No.7116546 >>7101377 287lbs + the extra he was too embarrassed to include

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:58:56 2015 No.7116575 >>7111966 The point is the media calls things assault rifles that aren't assault rifles. Do you have the 'tism.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:25:25 2015 No.7116618

>>7103083
I still don't understand how someone can look at a picture of a yorkshire pudding, produce those discs of regret, claim they're a success, film that bald faced lie, edit the film and upload it, and not once stop to think "y'know, these doesn't even look a little bit like the picture, maybe I should read more than a single recipe."

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:32:14 2015 No.7116634 >>7115771 Looks like he bites them, heavily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:43:39 2015 No.7116668 >>7115848 BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:47:37 2015 No.7117184 >>7115896 Ja/ck/ is not only the Cu/ck/ King but a Lord of Manlets at 5'7"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:37:22 2015 No.7117900 File: 872 KB, 960x540, fuckeverything.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7115672 mfw woke up and watched a Ja/ck/ vid

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:49:39 2015 No.7117922 >>7115672 >This "chef" can't even use a kitchen scale I had to close it, he's holding the button down when all you do is tap it, but he does have fat fingers so who knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:58:57 2015 No.7117941 >>7116267 How do you feel about the term "fighter aircraft"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:59:22 2015 No.7117942 File: 1.97 MB, 1280x720, Mmmmmmm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this thread

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:01:32 2015 No.7117944

>>7117941
It's a ridiculous made up propaganda term pushed on the sheeple by the liberal media and their tyrannical leader George Soros

I prefer the term "single-seat multipurpose national security jet" and if you were redpilled like me you would understand why

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you not get, stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:24:58 2015 No.7117977 >>7115672 >shills a book written by his homicidal pastor (google maury davis murder wife) As if advocating genocide wasn't bad enough you fat scumfuck Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:26:48 2015 No.7117979 File: 63 KB, 367x202, 1396933643492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7117942 >moves entire head towards food >not just moving his hand closer FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:51:02 2015 No.7118012 >He makes hundreds of thousands doing shitty recipes Stay mad, /ck/, you'll never be as successful as him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:52:32 2015 No.7118015 >>7118012 He stated on that show where he tried to shill his BBQ sauce that he made a couple of grand a month. A good Christian wouldn't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:53:48 2015 No.7118018 >>7117942 At least it wasn't tongue first this time...what a disgusting fat cunt all the same

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:29:30 2015 No.7118086 Does this guy's kid have cerebal palsy or something? Like I was just watching a random video and his hands are both stiff and yet, super shaky?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 14:01:23 2015 No.7118603 >>7115718 >start video at 3:59 >i am now dead inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 17:24:28 2015 No.7119126 File: 213 KB, 1920x1080, kingjack_the_mighty_cuckman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7115672 We're back with more Shilling with Ja/ck/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwSCCwsEas

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 04:05:02 2015 No.7120839 NUMP FOR THE KINK OF /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 04:15:05 2015 No.7120859 >>7119126 >fucking onion goggles is he disabled?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 04:57:08 2015 No.7120941 >>7120859 As if the slacked jaw, gaped mouth, underbite, cone head, and literacy of a kindergartener weren't enough to suggest that Ja/ck/ is a retard...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 05:20:09 2015 No.7120980 >>7120941 Don't forget that he hates reading and history. Oh, and that he also said that homosexuality is a choice, and that he himself chose to be heterosexual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 05:49:42 2015 No.7121038 File: 300 KB, 1920x1080, kingjack_the_mighty_cuckman2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7120859 What do you think fampai?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 05:53:39 2015 No.7121045 File: 511 KB, 849x467, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 23-40-07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 05:59:56 2015 No.7121048 File: 664 KB, 857x477, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 22-31-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7121045

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:00:59 2015 No.7121049 File: 506 KB, 851x475, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 23-50-56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7121048

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:22:23 2015 No.7121067 >>7095546 >teetotaler where do you people learn these words?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:39:36 2015 No.7121091 File: 12 KB, 426x304, 1240222694248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7119126 >a game of Zelda

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:46:27 2015 No.7121106 >>7121067 Wikipedia apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teetotalism

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:47:28 2015 No.7121108 >>7095696 Exactly. Every time people say that I refer them to the Good Eats Mythbusting episode. Even after hours and hours of simmering, there's still alcohol there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:48:54 2015 No.7121109 >>7095517 There absolutely no colour on any of that. How does he think that's at all "broiled".

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 07:30:57 2015 No.7121173 >>7121038 >no more buring eyes! also >linking to bitly holy fuck jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 07:59:57 2015 No.7121206 File: 6 KB, 451x126, just_buring_my_eyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7121173 >>7121038 >>7119126 >not wanting to avoid eye std's

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:42:15 2015 No.7121265 He seems so amazed and impressed that eye protection stops your eyes from feeling the effects of onions. >wearing goggles while chopping onions >still getting teary while cutting onions Casual tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 11:00:34 2015 No.7121465 >>7121067 Are you dumb?

Anonymous Sun Nov 29 11:07:32 2015 No.7121481
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>>7121465
every time you find yourself amazed at the following
>no purchasing power
>lack of common sense
>bizarre ideas about "memefoods" and food trends in general
>inexplicable fascination with fast food and junk food
reminder that you spend a significant fraction of your waking hours on a website populated by a lot of school age children pretending to be adults in order not to get banned

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 11:29:33 2015 No.7121521 >>7103083 As a Yorkshireman born and bred that video truly disgusted me to my core.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 13:17:57 2015 No.7121777 >>7104955 pissing in a sea of piss

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 13:35:05 2015 No.7121828 >>7121108 which good eats ep is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 14:07:46 2015 No.7121891 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWq-mHR_VKw One of us?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:00:54 2015 No.7122013 >>7103083 as an Englishman I wanted to fucking reach through the screen and ram those fucking things through his fucking eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:17:24 2015 No.7122062 >>7103083 Ausfag with a norven slag gf here, I didn't realise that was even meant to be a Yorkshire pudding before I read other comments. Holy fuck, literally lolling right now. I sort of want to watch that video now for maximum cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:27:38 2015 No.7122092 >>7101377 287 lbs? How tall is he?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:29:27 2015 No.7122096 >>7122062 Actually looking this up he made an apology and a re-do video so at least he did that. Still, cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:32:54 2015 No.7122109 >>7106336 >so jack is cooking his meat at insane temperatures now, right? He probobly killed someone at one of his church potlucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 16:13:01 2015 No.7122243 File: 3.05 MB, 360x203, 1447186404316.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7122092 Not sure entirely but it's between 5'5"-5'7 So yeah, his BMI is approaching 50 if not over that"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 18:13:03 2015 No.7122622 File: 100 KB, 980x640, 1424208795961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First time seeing this idiot and I'm stunned by how many subs and views he has... what is going on

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 22:14:36 2015 No.7123346 >>7093564 Did everybody forget that he's made himself a diabetic? >Consume into diabetes. >Gulps gallons of sugary drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 22:16:34 2015 No.7123351 >>7123346 Forgot >Sauce amount to congealed sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:03:32 2015 No.7124006 >>7119126 >>7121038 I want to kick this idiot in the face until he has to shill fixodent for the rest of his youtube career. Fuck this piece of shit senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:12:14 2015 No.7124020 >>7122243 Fuck off he can't be 5'5" can he? Maybe it's just because he's a fatass and he's always behind a counter but I can't imagine him being that short.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:38:22 2015 No.7124040 File: 148 KB, 1111x597, 1448396306919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >watch a jack video >get a commercial for "kale and me" The irony is killing me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:03:27 2015 No.7124063 >>7124020 His son is taller than him and is listed as 5'8" on his high school football page and that's probably too high as they tend to fib those numbers up a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 05:06:51 2015 No.7124139 >>7121481 This. And that most people here are American

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:21:15 2015 No.7124525 >>7099684 holy jesus shitballs I have never seen something so vile in my life before also that awkward joke about shilling, at least he's catching on, guys..

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 17:32:36 2015 No.7125707 Has anyone actually tried Jack's method of cracking eggs? Hitting it with your knuckle? Holy shit, that has to be the worst method, it goes fucking everywhere

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 17:57:01 2015 No.7125774
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>>7124525
I hate when Ja/ck/ does that shit when he pretends to talk to people off camera. He wants Food Network to think he's a big deal and has a production crew and shit. In reality it's just Ja/ck/ in his kitchen with a camera and tripod while his family is trying to avoid him.

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 18:06:39 2015 No.7125800

>>7095546
He's drank alcohol in a few of his videos, I remember him doing it for when he made eggnog and another where he had a glass of white wine. He usually does mention the alcohol cooking off but he usually points it out for other people who are watching and might be worried about consuming alcohol.

He has mentioned that he doesn't drink beer, though.

I feel slightly sad for myself for knowing all this. I've watched so many of his cooking and "on the go" videos that I really don't have an explanation as to why :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 18:35:18 2015 No.7125866 >>7125800 I watch ja/ck/ for the same reason I watch CWC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 19:26:10 2015 No.7126002 >>7111101 not too far removed from cranberry sauce on turkey surely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 21:01:44 2015 No.7126357 >>7095910 > fantasy slices of cucumber Wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 21:13:23 2015 No.7126400 >>7126357 >fantasy slices of cucumber wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 21:25:50 2015 No.7126445 >>7121891 I laughed a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 23:00:07 2015 No.7126768 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6YdqjTgGoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 23:05:27 2015 No.7126775 File: 1.53 MB, 320x240, jshot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7126768 that story of him choking out his son...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 02:22:17 2015 No.7127250 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE What the fuck did Jack just make?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 02:23:58 2015 No.7127258 >>7126775 >chokes out his son >wants to napalm every palestinian >got beat up by his wife >"no more pretending jack, be a real christian and save the world" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:29:22 2015 No.7127526 >>7127250 overcooked the shit out of salmon apparently we definitely know he's not a teetotaler then

Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:39:19 2015 No.7127537

>>7127526
I'd say casual/occasional drinkers are better off. I'm a recovering alcoholic but I won't class myself as recovered while I'm tee total. How can I be recovered if a single drop is enough to send me into a drinking frenzy? When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered. Definitely not at that point yet though, thus I'm tee total.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 13:14:28 2015 No.7128233 >>7127250 simultaneously overcooks the fish and undercooks the potatoes... "i nailed it." this mongoloid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 19:08:46 2015 No.7129360 >>7127526 >>7128233 No, not overcooked, DOUBLE cooked I bet it tasted and felt like pulverized chalk from the 60's

Anonymous Tue Dec 1 22:54:25 2015 No.7130070

>>7127537
>When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered.

A word of advice: don't. You never fully recover from alcoholism. My mom's been sober for more than 35 years, and she still won't drink. She knows that if she did, she wouldn't be able to stop. She also has many, many stories of people who thought they were recovered, started drinking again, and died of it. You have to avoid alcohol for the rest of your life. It fucking sucks, but it's far better than the alternative. A glass of wine at a party isn't worth your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 22:56:07 2015 No.7130078 >>7130070 Fuck. I'm a mild alcohol, I hope I never get that bad. Alcohol is such an important part of the world I live in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 12:24:47 2015 No.7131370 File: 11 KB, 236x236, 1447886086342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7101377 Bet this fat sack of greasy shit is over 300 now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 23:19:36 2015 No.7133015 >>7127537 It's possible, but my God it takes a lot of work to get there. Time, suffering, mental anguish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 23:20:41 2015 No.7133022 >>7125866 What's CWC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 23:45:09 2015 No.7133103 >>7133022 christian weston chandler

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 00:30:02 2015 No.7133239 File: 78 KB, 622x339, GOOD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7126768 is there a mirror to this? I'd like to save the video and preserver it for future generations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 00:32:24 2015 No.7133245 >>7133239 >>7117823

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 00:44:18 2015 No.7133274 File: 20 KB, 437x328, fukjack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7093564 >"pulp free"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 04:54:48 2015 No.7133773 File: 633 KB, 814x735, bobhalfhide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfMDHaIRGs jack jr. definitely hates his father

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 05:26:06 2015 No.7133808 >>7133773 why does Jack hate science

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 05:27:27 2015 No.7133809 >>7133773 >pure sugar liquid What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 05:41:01 2015 No.7133824 >>7133773 Didn't he have a video where he talked about choking his son until he blacked out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 06:51:44 2015 No.7133899 >>7133824 Wasn't that his other son?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 07:05:31 2015 No.7133908 >>7125774 lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 07:06:49 2015 No.7133909 >>7133808 > muh christianity

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 07:44:22 2015 No.7133951 File: 20 KB, 327x235, JACK NO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7133773 JACK NO NOT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 11:17:37 2015 No.7134260 >>7133951 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 11:22:18 2015 No.7134272 >>7133773 Is Jack a teetotaler?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 11:38:56 2015 No.7134318 >>7099134 >"real" cool whip >"real" whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 11:45:13 2015 No.7134332 >mfw he made a subreddit for his "show"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 12:17:53 2015 No.7134423 >>7134332 oh men, it's gonna be a warzone by the ending of the day! I'm already on his smug ass case! >you are not allowed to get erections from looking at food that is gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 17:45:23 2015 No.7135171 >dumb, fat, balding >doesn't know how to do his job >chokes out his son It's almost like Jack is a real life Homer Simpson.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 17:52:10 2015 No.7135190 >>7135171 did your dad choke you out too? You keep spamming that in every ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 17:56:29 2015 No.7135209 >>7135190 multiple people post that anon. it's kind of shocking when you first hear it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 17:59:53 2015 No.7135219 >>7133773 >the wilhelm scream at the beginning My reaction to Jack's whole channel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 18:36:04 2015 No.7135305 File: 889 KB, 279x200, That+s+funny+_def7cd3851e7ca7331b08854ae3e76f7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7133951 fucking LOL

Anonymous Thu Dec 3 18:52:00 2015 No.7135364
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Hey guys, Jack Scalfani here from GiveMe Stroke Entertainment, here to talk to you about selling you my shitty smoked jellied sauces, they're not just the best, if you don't like them, I'm going to choke you out.

Now back to me fucking up another relatively simple recipe

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 19:07:57 2015 No.7135407 >>7135190 THE JACK DEFENSE SQUAD IS HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 19:20:40 2015 No.7135436 >>7135209 >>7135407 please don't samefag your ja/ck/ hate

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 19:22:16 2015 No.7135440 File: 6 KB, 343x96, samefig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7135436 oh my bad XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 22:17:13 2015 No.7135865 >>7133022 THE cringe bank. The most documented lolcow in all the internet. A long, long story.

Anonymous Thu Dec 3 22:19:54 2015 No.7135874

>>7119126
I know this is the least of his problems, but the fucking knife work chopping celery

>pieces between 1/8" and 1/2"
>pseudo claw grip as he slides both hands back along the rib

Sharpening the knife
>Wow, that feels awesome

WHAT FEELS AWESOME YOU FUCK? YOU'RE NEITHER FEELING THE EDGE NOR CUTTING ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 23:16:23 2015 No.7136011 >>7121045 >>7121048 >>7121049 Saved em all. Don't know why, but thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 23:19:06 2015 No.7136026 File: 68 KB, 594x720, 1443594164852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7136011

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 23:20:11 2015 No.7136032 File: 405 KB, 636x382, screenshot-boards.4chan.org 2015-09-30 13-44-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7136026

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 23:24:46 2015 No.7136043 http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915 anyone seen him on the west texas investors club episode yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:06:33 2015 No.7136117 >>7136043 >http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915 ooooh im watching this now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:13:27 2015 No.7136124 How old is this thread jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:14:53 2015 No.7136127 >>7136043 >>7136117 holy shit hes so fucking stupid im crying

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:28:08 2015 No.7136147 File: 58 KB, 572x417, 1331242352524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7136043

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:32:26 2015 No.7136156 >>7136147 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:33:04 2015 No.7136159 >>7136127 so is ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:54:08 2015 No.7136190 >>7133899 and now im curious, why he wanted to choke his son?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 01:00:35 2015 No.7136203 >>7136190 Because he's a fat retard with anger issues, he did another thing where he talked about how his old wife beat him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 01:01:40 2015 No.7136207 >>7136043 no, the video keep loading and loading

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 01:09:33 2015 No.7136228 Dammit JP's picture made me laugh. My life must be sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 03:35:00 2015 No.7136491 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lci-b28pFc

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 06:24:41 2015 No.7136664 >>7136491 holy kek batman

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 06:58:21 2015 No.7136705 >>7136491 jej, an early christmas present. thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 07:23:28 2015 No.7136744 >>7136491 Huehuehue

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 07:46:19 2015 No.7136772 >>7136491 FUCKING KEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 09:18:20 2015 No.7136906 >>7136491 came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 09:54:24 2015 No.7136958 >>7136491 Holy fuck I really hope jack ends up seeing this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 10:39:58 2015 No.7137050 >>7136491 Press F to pay respects o7

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 12:13:03 2015 No.7137239 >>7134272 no he drinks wine in this video >>7127250

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 12:45:23 2015 No.7137335 File: 559 KB, 625x449, jack the man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 12:54:23 2015 No.7137352 >>7137335 just look at those juicy, velvety red meat cushions... absolutely beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 12:59:04 2015 No.7137361 >>7136491 And it's gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 13:11:26 2015 No.7137397 >>7137361 Yeah NBC are faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 13:12:28 2015 No.7137399 >>7136491 Please reupload on /gif/ as a webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:05:06 2015 No.7137524 File: 70 KB, 741x472, what get.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do I just get one or get two and save?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:06:13 2015 No.7137531 >>7137524 Come on now, Jack. Come on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:14:36 2015 No.7137561 File: 678 KB, 248x193, Yep+_887b88fafa94bdf5ecbddb5848dc9efd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7137524 >gallon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:18:10 2015 No.7137572 >>7137524 why is it fucking blue

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:36:31 2015 No.7137610 >>7137524 The combo is more expensive than buying two individual jugs Holy shit jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 14:50:53 2015 No.7137656 File: 646 KB, 720x1280, humangarbage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7115771 It's joey

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:00:23 2015 No.7137679 >>7137524 I like how he couldn't clean the jelly of the inside of the bottle at the top before taking the product photos and how one bottle has more in it than the other...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:04:14 2015 No.7137689 File: 222 KB, 501x387, ri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7137656 >ywn have a comfy night posting in a /joey/ thread with your Broeys again feels bad bro(ey)s

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:04:17 2015 No.7137690 File: 35 KB, 548x728, ss+(2015-12-04+at+03.02.54).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:16:48 2015 No.7137727 vid()me / IHoJ

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:58:13 2015 No.7137814 >>7137690 reupload them to vimeo or something please I loved sending those vids to my friends as an introduction to jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:00:20 2015 No.7137822 >>7137814 vid()me / CookingWithJack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:01:40 2015 No.7137828 >>7137822 ありがとう

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 17:30:42 2015 No.7138074 File: 613 KB, 720x1280, simple cuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7136190 Because he's a dimwitted piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 17:54:10 2015 No.7138151 File: 335 KB, 401x398, christmas jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here is ready for arts and crafts with Jack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuRUvPMEbI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 17:57:52 2015 No.7138159 File: 569 KB, 709x379, kill us.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7138151

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 17:59:16 2015 No.7138160 >>7137524 >Getting the combo is ONE cent more FUCKING KEK. Also is some nigga going to upload that video for the people who missed it (maybe upload it to Vimeo or some shit?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:02:47 2015 No.7138166 >>7138160 its been linked a million times its on vid.me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:04:31 2015 No.7138171 Oh cheers bruv. >These judges and their accents American TV is so delightful :3c

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:06:59 2015 No.7138177 >>7138171 >the judges accents What accent m8? Britbong detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:08:23 2015 No.7138184 >>7138171 These guys are weird characters even in America, fyi. Unless you've only ever lived in West Texas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:11:05 2015 No.7138189 FUCK U C K JACK A C K http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:12:16 2015 No.7138192 >>7137822 >Get exposed >Cry like a girl to gain sympathy I've never really had a problem with Jack until now, what a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:22:41 2015 No.7138215 >>7138189 Get a life and stop hating on someone because they rightly think the Middle East should be bombed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:38:16 2015 No.7138260 >>7138215 >nuking people gets rid of toxic ideologies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:39:43 2015 No.7138264 >>7138215 Good Goyim!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:49:18 2015 No.7138280 >>7138171 Thats matthew mcconaughey's brother, they both have soothing voices. >tfw they will never sing you a lullaby as you slowly drift to sleep

Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:53:38 2015 No.7138290

i uploaded all those videos and honestly the thing that makes me angry is that he went on that podcast and said all that stuff. Nobody made him do it. All I did was point it out/bring it to a larger audience and he's going out of his way to try to censor me, which is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:54:49 2015 No.7138293 I remember watching a steak cooking video from this guy, after he cooked the steak nicely he drenched it with bbq sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 19:58:05 2015 No.7138439 From another thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk >Salad

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 20:24:16 2015 No.7138505 >>7093564 OP here. First day I came back and saw this thread with three replies and thought it was ded. What the fuck is going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 20:32:34 2015 No.7138530 >>7133773 DID YOU SAY BMW YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU AND BBQ YOUR CORPSE

Anonymous Fri Dec 4 20:46:13 2015 No.7138575
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>>7138151
>>7138159
>this man has had a cooking show for almost a decade

Ja/ck/ is doing some kindergarten teacher level shit and still managed to fuck it up. Dumb fuck can't even cut a pretzel right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 21:36:52 2015 No.7138760 >>7133773 >Jack Jnr is now some sort of football player at school and is probably getting into girls >Has to be in doofy videos with his dad making kiddy meals Poor kid. I can't even watch that video because he looks/sounds so bummed out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 21:38:31 2015 No.7138770 >>7133773 >We didn't get sorbet because they don't carry fancy stuff at Wallmart >Sorbet >Fancy u wot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 23:58:39 2015 No.7139145 >>7138151 >not everyone own a double boiler Does Jack seriously not know how a double boiler works?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:03:57 2015 No.7139697 >>7137656 >>7137689 hi, joey. long time no bread ;P

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 07:37:22 2015 No.7139865 >>7138760 Pretty sure Ja/ck/let is a fag and Ja/ck/ will choke him out at some point to deconvert him.

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