al/ck/

[Anonymous No.7089878]

ITT: depression circlejerk, feeling sorry for ourselves and enabling each other

so i have this bruise like blotch on my lower abdomen on the left side and google is telling me it's pancreatitis. it doesn't really hurt it's just visibly worrying me.

has any anons experienced this? did it go away?

[Anonymous No.7089884]

>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7089887]

>>7089884
Fuck you beer is liquid bread

Anyway you would know if your shit was going wrong - see a doctor though

[Anonymous No.7089955]

>>7089887
it's flowing good oddly enough. literally solid and only taking less than 2 minutes on the toilet.

>doctor
not really an option unfortunately. was kind of hoping someone has/had it.

[Anonymous No.7089959]

>>7089887
>beer is liquid bread
A lot of retards spout this misconception.

[Anonymous No.7089962]

>finance exam in like 7 days
>im drunk instead of studying

wat do

[Anonymous No.7089971]

>>7089962
procrastinate until the night before.

[Anonymous No.7089977]

>>7089971
ayy lmao i will probna ly do that anyway

[Anonymous No.7089980]

>Gf has been in the hospital for the past 3 days
>I've drank myself to sleep for 3 days

And to top it off, I've been reheating the same batch meal, can't even get into the idea of cooking something else for myself.

It's taken posting this for me to recognize a problem.

[Anonymous No.7089990]

>>7089980
why is she in the hospital

i hope its nothing serious

[Anonymous No.7090012]

>>7089980
She's bipolar, which lands her in the ward a couple times a year. She's self aware enough to admit herself when she knows she won't be able to control whatever impulse she's running away from.

Well, that, and she needs a drastic medication change, which doctors don't recommend doing unsupervised.
Thankfully this time, I don't think she actually managed to do any harm before she decided to go.

[Anonymous No.7090018]

>>7090012
i know this is fucking 4chan and you probably shouildnt trust fucking anyone here but please listen to me

get out of there before its too late

women with mental illness are so destructive, please believe me you can do better

i know you feel sorry for her but you have no future there, and she will legit ruin your life. it does not matter how beautiful she is and how loving she is, it will always be a massive problem. ive never had a gf with mental illness, but ive had friends with gfs with mentall illness and they almost killed themselves


actually just do what you feel is right. but if you feel like bailing, fucking bail m8. i want whats best for your life.

[Anonymous No.7090023]

>>7090018
also im drunk so think twice before you take my comment into consideration

[Anonymous No.7090045]

I can't stop drinking Yuengling.

[Anonymous No.7090053]

>>7090045
My nigga

[Anonymous No.7090058]

>>7090045
>PEASANT DETECTED

[Anonymous No.7090061]

>>7090018
Not him, but I'm in a relationship with a mentally ill girlfriend and needless to say it is beyond hard. Depression/suicidal to the point where I lost my job and cant get out of bed. Drinks help, but you eventually wake up to reality and it never gets any better.

Good luck to you mate. >>7090012

[Anonymous No.7090066]

>>7090061
i wish everyone a painful death on this forum but gl to you m8. i hope it all works out for you

[Anonymous No.7090068]

>>7090058
>faggot beer snob detected

[Anonymous No.7090086]

>>7090068
general faggot detected

what the fuck even is that beer

[Anonymous No.7090099]

>>7089962
Drive your roommate to commit suicide and you'll get A's for the semester.

[Anonymous No.7090103]

>>7090099
WHAT

now how do i accomplish that

[Anonymous No.7090108]

>>7090012
Classic codependent, emotionally unstable couple, good luck with Nancy there Sid.

[Anonymous No.7090117]

>>7090103
Record him fucking a dude and put it on the webs, I heard that's pretty successful.

[Anonymous No.7090133]

Managed to stay off the source since the weekend to this weekend (thursday counts right). Drinking red wine, couple bottles probably more, then I'll chill watching some shows I downloaded.

[Anonymous No.7090136]

Its pancreatic cancer.
You literally have one month to live

[Anonymous No.7090156]

>>7090136
>You literally have one month to live

Start buying that top shelf shit now.

[Anonymous No.7090176]

>>7090136
thank god

[Anonymous No.7090194]

Can you post a picture of it?
I'm going check out my stomach when i finish my drink

[Anonymous No.7090202]

>>7089878
what are your other symptoms? i had a similar thing once turned out i had just fallen over and bruised myself while wasted and forgotten all about it

[Anonymous No.7090205]

pancreas is a pretty good organ to fail, you die quicker than some of the others

I assume I'm going to die and my organs are rotting every time I detox. paranoid terror

[Anonymous No.7090212]

>>7090018
>i want whats best for your life
lmao you dont even know him m8, for all you know he rapes corpses or something

[Anonymous No.7090214]

>>7090212
It's not rape if it's dead

[Anonymous No.7090228]

>>7089878
If you really have a Grey-Turner sign, then you are in grave danger of acute pancreatitis, pancreatic necrosis, and potential internal bleeding, all of which are, yeah, bad. In a mortal sense of bad.

I can see how you might want it to go either way. If you see no way through, just make sure no one will find you and call a pain in the ass ambulance.

[Anonymous No.7090239]

>>7090194
i got this pic off google.

it's not that severe looking as in the pic, i just wanted to use it as example of the discoloration on my skin. it's maybe 2 inches long and half an inch wide.

to the right of the pic: the red dot is where it's located.

i don't feel any pain or have any of the symptoms of pancreatitis. i should have said it's possibly "acute" pancreatitis.

[Anonymous No.7090249]

>>7090202
idk maybe. i don't remember half of the things that happen when i drink.

[Anonymous No.7090272]

>>7090086
You type like a retard.

[Anonymous No.7090279]

>>7090202
Kek I did the same thing, I woke up in great pain with a huge bruise on my torso. I thought one of my organs had finally exploded from drinking, come to find out I blacked out and dive bombed into a desk.

[Anonymous No.7090307]

>>7090279
Does it count if you wake up with your face stuck to the rug at the bottom of the stairs and from your prone position you scream curses at your roommate for gluing your face to the rug while you were passed out but then the shooting pain in your face clues you in that the glue is actually dried blood and what really happened is that you blacked out on the stairs and bashed your cheek open and the rug probably saved you from bleeding to death?

not OP, btw

[Anonymous No.7090319]

>>7090307
Yea that's gotta count for something.

[Anonymous No.7090425]

>>7090018

I'm a guy with bipolar and I can say the opposite is also true. I hate not having my waifu anymore but she was right to get out, I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone.

[Anonymous No.7090573]

>>7090307
I was coming home one night and there was ice on the patio and took a breddy gud header and smashed my chin open. Inside, I got my hand pressed against it and the roomie says hey let's see that. I'm thinking, well it smarts, but yeah ok, and take my hand down, and he dashes to the sink and promptly hurls.

Huh.

So I mosey to the bathroom and and take a look at the thumbnail sized flap of flesh hanging from my visible jaw bone and think, I wonder if I can avoid getting that stitched up? Also, come on, man, that's a bit girlie of a reaction eh?

I taped it up, but after an hour during which I would normally have blissfully passed out I was sober enough to realize that there was no amount of gauze that was going to suffice.

Scar looks like Harrison Ford's now but a little lower.

al/ck/ohol injuries sub-tread?

[Anonymous No.7090583]

>>7090425
>tfw i'm the gf with mental illness

You'll find someone for you, m8. I've been honest with my bf about my symptoms, my treatments, and all of that, which I suppose is really the only thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.7090587]

>>7090573
I have a dent in my skull. Same place as Quint. Brick column, snowmobile, face, booze, hook

[Anonymous No.7090601]

News = Cocktails.

[Anonymous No.7091463]

>>7090573
>thumbnail sized flap of flesh hanging from my visible jaw bone

[Anonymous No.7091713]

>>7089878
>>7090239
so it has noticeably faded a bit. could have been just a bruise. we'll see as time progresses.

[Anonymous No.7091726]

>alcohol
>depression

what is this meme

everytime i drink i get happy and chill as fuck, any traces of depression are totally erased. what are you faggots even drinking lmao

[Anonymous No.7091732]

Does being a heavy drinker increase your alcohol metabolism rate? Using a BAC calculator this morning I should have been at about 0.1%, but my ignition interlock didn't detect any on my breath.

[Anonymous No.7091735]

>>7091726
I used to have fun drinking, but now I have to drink to have fun.

[Anonymous No.7091736]

How are you supposed to stop yourself from drinking everyday?

[Anonymous No.7091750]

You all need serious help. I hope none of you cause permanent harm to yourselves.

[Anonymous No.7091754]

I had to have my dog put down last week.
I also unquit alcohol at the same time haha

[Anonymous No.7091756]

>>7089971
fuck that
procrastinate until you're ten minutes late for the exam.

[Anonymous No.7091835]

i got dumped back in september, and for the past 2 months i've been getting shitfaced with my friend's gf every weekend. we stay up until like 10 AM just talking and cuddling.

am i making a terrible mistake by doing this, al/ck/

[Anonymous No.7091840]

>>7091750
Haha too late, cheers!

[Anonymous No.7091843]

>>7091835
>i've been getting shitfaced with my friend's gf every weekend. we stay up until like 10 AM just talking and cuddling.
I don't see what could possibly go wrong with this scenario.

[Anonymous No.7091914]

>>7090279
i spilled microwave curry at a gorillion degrees celsius on my bare chest when i was drunk once, gave mgself pretty bad burns, skin went all red and scaly like pork crackling

still have the scar a year later lol

[Anonymous No.7091918]

>>7091835
probably a bad idea, one of you is likely to get attached and try something stupid,and given that you are the one that just broke up it will probably be you

[Anonymous No.7091923]

>>7091735
>I used to have fun drinking, but now I have to drink to have fun.

[Anonymous No.7091926]

>>7090425

i wish you luck :< i don't have bipolar but suffer from depression/BDD. i've warned my boyfriend, told him he deserves better etc and tried to push him away for his own good but for some reason i'm lucky he wants to stay. 7 years now.

[Anonymous No.7091930]

>>7091736

willpower

[Anonymous No.7092402]

>>7091736
I got a pet. The responsibility of keeping another thing alive helped me focus my money and mind elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.7092427]

>>7092402

god damnit she's a cutie

[Anonymous No.7092608]

>>7089878
Sup al/ck/, how do you prevent an impending hangover? Not the night before, but the morning when you wake up drunk and just know it's coming. At work, slamming water, took a multivitamin, ate a burger, and said a prayer. Anything else that can be done?

[Anonymous No.7092632]

>>7092608
Tylenol?

[Anonymous No.7092701]

>>7091726
This was me back in my high school years.
Fast forward almost 8 years later and I'm now a full blown alcoholic who gets drunk as fuck at the bar every night and attempts to socialize with the patrons and maybe find someone to go home with which of course almost never happens so I go home and cry myself to sleep while listening to depressing music.

[Anonymous No.7092726]

>>7091732
A little, yeah. I think the variation is from a unit an hour up to two or three an hour.

[Anonymous No.7092728]

>>7089878
It's probably nothing.

Just head to the Winchester and have a few pints while the whole thing blows over.

[Anonymous No.7092774]

>>7092728
keks were had anon.

[Anonymous No.7092814]

>>7092608
Get done electrolytes in your system. Gatorade and pickle juice are full of them.

[Anonymous No.7092843]

>>7090012
polite sage for off topic

ive been struggling with bipolar for 6 or 7 years, and it took me that long to find a cocktail of daily medications to keep me stable (in conjunction with over a decade of therapy)
medication takes huge amounts of experimenting, trying different ones, tapering up and down, etc. and sometimes even if you find one that does work for you, your monthly blood tests may show that the medication is negatively impact ing your liver and you will again have to go through the process of tapering down, finding something new, and starting it all over again.
if you're serious about this relationship, know absolutely what youre getting yourself into. research, research, research. dont be afraid to get into counseling, for both yourself and couple's counseling.
in terms of my own experience with bipolar fucking up my relationships, it has, every single one. i take personal responsibility for the ones i fucked up myself, explanation not an excuse and all that, but god damn lol

[Anonymous No.7092852]

I ran out of money for the first time since I was a kid. I'm already shaking and the terror is on its way. I hope I die this time

[Anonymous No.7093243]

>>7092852
go to rehab idiot

[Anonymous No.7093260]

>>7091914
Show me ur tit burns bb

[Anonymous No.7093468]

>>7091750
Ya mate, that ship sailed years ago.

I'll drink a toast to permanent harm in about an hour.

[Anonymous No.7093475]

>>7091914
it is become traditional in al/ck/ohol threads to end with haha

instead of lol or kek. In a long ago thread, the phrase captured the combined ingredients of limp defiance, hopeless resignation, and indifference before the inevitable which characterizes the general outlook of most al/ck/ohols.

[Anonymous No.7093479]

>>7092632
>Tylenol
>al/ck/ thread

Dude. Read the label. You want your liver to fail from chronic alcoholism, not accelerated toxicity.

[Anonymous No.7093482]

>>7089959
>A lot of retards spout this misconception.
Obviously it ISN'T liquid bread, no one is claiming it is literally a liquid form of bread. Just that it's the closest a beverage gets to bread in terms of constituent ingredients. It's not a misconception because no one actually thinks that.

[Anonymous No.7093491]

I'm not supposed to be drinking but I drank a fifth of vodka last night and am about to go buy another one. Gonna be a fun night tonight haha

[Anonymous No.7093496]

>>7091750
> I am Jack's cirrhotic liver

[Anonymous No.7093499]

got fired from my job today. i'm so fucked. time to get drunk woo

[Anonymous No.7093504]

I just drank 10 beers, was going to drink more, had three left; but then I was like no I'm going to heat up this family sized stoffers mac and cheese and eat that instead. so I'm doing that now.

[Anonymous No.7093516]

>>7092608
>not enjoying the pain of a hangover
>getting hangovers and not the shakes
Never gonna make it as an alchy son.

[Anonymous No.7093517]

>>7093499
But for why?

I am not an al/ck/oholic, but I am partaking in a few brewskies tonight.

[Anonymous No.7093569]

>>7093516
I used to think Westerberg's lyric, "the only exercise I ever get is the shakes" was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.7093662]

news cocktails

[Anonymous No.7093767]

>>7093662
god damn drunk fuckin clown

[Anonymous No.7093975]

>>7090573
Drank over 1.5L of vodka and crashed my car at 100mph. Fence post went through the windscreen and split my eyelid. Broken hand. Had to leave hospital before treatment to avoid police and sober up.

[Anonymous No.7093988]

>>7093975
Good man. Chicks dig scars.

[Anonymous No.7093992]

>>7093975
next time die

[Anonymous No.7094005]

was proud of myself and didn't drink for 5 days, so I went ahead and bought 2 steel reserve 40's for tonight

[Anonymous No.7094017]

My family never listens to me about food stuff.
My sisters needed something to sell for a bake sale, in particular something involving marshmallows just because they had an abundance of them on hand, and they threw out my idea because it was "too boring," it involved taking a huge sheet of big marshmallows, roasting them lightly with a torch just enough that they melt together but maintain their shape enough to be pulled apart, drizzling magic shell over the whole thing and using that as a canvas for a cute holiday-themed picture. I thought kids would've loved it.

[Anonymous No.7094022]

>>7092402
it was a huge reality check when I let my dog out, then passed out. Woke up about 3 hours later and she was sleeping on the front porch. I felt like the most shit person to ever live, that stopped me drinking for a while

[Anonymous No.7094047]

Drinking about a pint of vodka a day. Recently I've cut down. At the end of the week I've saved enough from the pint bottles to fill up an entire bottle. This saves me money.

So now I still drink every day, and I but myself a little treat with the money I saved.

would recommend.

[Anonymous No.7094092]

So for people who are used to drinking every day and try to take a break, how many times per night do you contemplate drinking then telling yourself no? Me ? probly around 50 times no exageration.

[Anonymous No.7094119]

>>7093504
I hope your mac was nice anon, drink some brewskis and report back

[Anonymous No.7094126]

>>7094092
can't even get through the day sober unless the shops are closed, it's on my mind every minute unless I'm playing piano or reading so dont feel bad

[Anonymous No.7094145]

>>7094092
I think about drinking so much, that I wonder what I'd think about if alcohol didn't exist.
Because it's all I think about.

[Anonymous No.7094148]

>>7093767
point?

[Anonymous No.7094230]

>>7089878
Dude, I just got out of the hospital from pancreatitis. Believe me, you'd fucking KNOW if you had it. You'd feel like you were dying.

[Anonymous No.7094665]

>>7094230
what happened to you? are you a-ok now?

[Anonymous No.7094704]

>>7094665
Yeah, I'm okay for the time being, but I have to have gallbladder surgery soon, and until then, I have to stick to a bland , low fat diet and pretty much only drink water.

[Anonymous No.7094810]

>>7091754
=[

[Anonymous No.7094823]

hey /ck/

i love you guys. i mean i drank a lot tonight. but you guys are like my home.

[Anonymous No.7094827]

>>7094823
what did you do when you drank?

[Anonymous No.7094849]

I think a lot of us are here because we cook and drink alone.

[Anonymous No.7094863]

>>7094823
It's OK, I really like all of you faggots even though I normally have negative things to say. I hope you all take care of yourself and when I say something mean, I don't honestly mean that. Learn some bantz and tell me to fuck right back off. I think it would be cool if we could somehow make a 4chan AA group.

[Anonymous No.7095173]

>tfw just got whisky reflux

[Anonymous No.7095290]

>>7094863
I actually feel like I've been using these threads as a bit of an AA group myself...I usually read through them and contribute where I can, because it reminds me of everything I went through during the worst (alcoholic) times of my life, and helps to keep me off the sauce. I've found talking about it is always helpful, and the naturally anonymous nature of the site helps too. Hearing other people who have done and thought the same as me keeps my head in the game and acts as a reminder that alcohol is very good at creating illusions that ultimately end with a ruined life and death.

[Anonymous No.7095768]

>>7095173
was dat

[Anonymous No.7096507]

i'm drunk rofl