Sushi

[Anonymous No.7086768]

Ohayou, /ck/! Today we're going to make some sushi.

[Anonymous No.7086770]

Tilapia though?

[Anonymous No.7086772]

Is that a tilapia filet?

[Anonymous No.7086774]

>Minute white rice
dis gun b gud

[Anonymous No.7086775]

>>7086770
>>7086772
I had some frozen tilapia filets hanging around, so I decided to make use of one. Let's just pop that in the microwave a bit to soften it up.

[Anonymous No.7086778]

>>7086775
I'm out

[Anonymous No.7086781]

Now it's time to cook the rice. Make sure to follow the instructions on the back of the box.

[Anonymous No.7086784]

>>7086768
that shitty rice...
and you forgot the most essentially ingredient
enjoy your dull shit

[Anonymous No.7086788]

>>7086775
disgusting

[Anonymous No.7086789]

The rice is the most important part of sushi, so you have to season it properly. Once it's finished cooking, mix in a bit of rice vinegar, salt, and sugar to give it that authentic taste.

[Anonymous No.7086790]

>>7086778
bye

[Anonymous No.7086793]

While we let the rice sit for a bit, let's prepare the fillings. The fish is done thawing, and it looks great. Let's cut off a few strips.

[Anonymous No.7086795]

Now, for a bit of a modern twist, let's add some slices of avocado. It tastes great, and is good for you as well!

[Anonymous No.7086796]

>>7086775

[Anonymous No.7086797]

>>7086768
definitely bait but im watching

[Anonymous No.7086799]

Now, some people have given me flak for this part, but I prefer to think of myself as an innovator. I like to add a bit of crunch to my rolls. Now, they're a little hard to cut up, so let's just crush them a bit.

[Anonymous No.7086802]

Now that the fillings are all prepared and the rice has sat for long enough, it's time to assemble the roll.

[Anonymous No.7086804]

>>7086802

[Anonymous No.7086805]

Whoa, slow down there, turbo! Real sushi artists wave the nori over a flame to release its aromas and subtle flavors, and you should too. Be sure not to let it burn.

[Anonymous No.7086806]

>>7086799
Do the Fritos cancel out the health-giving properties of the avocado?

[Anonymous No.7086807]

>>7086799
>scoops
what kind of jewshi is this

[Anonymous No.7086811]

Now, take some of your rice and spread it across the sheet of nori, leaving a little space at the end.

[Anonymous No.7086814]

Most sushi rolls are made with wasabi as a base, but I didn't have any on hand. I think sriracha makes a perfect substitute.

[Anonymous No.7086820]

Arrange your ingredients in the middle of the rice.

[Anonymous No.7086826]

Now carefully roll up the nori, being sure not to spill your ingredients. Looks great!
It feels like it's missing something, though...

[Anonymous No.7086829]

Oh, what's this?

[Anonymous No.7086832]

>>7086829
omg
gross

[HenL No.7086834]

>>7086829
I hope you're not actually going to eat raw tilapia, you will almost certainly get some kind of worm.

[Anonymous No.7086839]

Not the most classic of sushi but it looks fair. Just tell us if it turned out well.

[Anonymous No.7086843]

>>7086814
I'd use mustard. Same kind of hotness. Actually, wasabi paste is usually just horseradish with green food colouring.

[Anonymous No.7086844]

That's right, it's BACON!
And not just any bacon, thick-cut jalapeño-smoked bacon. Got it special. Let's wrap the roll with it, shall we? They do say that bacon can improve any meal.

[Anonymous No.7086848]

>>7086834
he's probably going to batter it and fry it or something

[Anonymous No.7086849]

>>7086781
at least you can cook minute rice

[HenL No.7086850]

>>7086848
looks like your right, bacon wrapped lmao.

[Anonymous No.7086853]

Now, you may have been wondering, "How are we going to cook all that bacon?"
Well, I have the perfect solution.

[Anonymous No.7086857]

>anyone on /ck/ trying to make sushi
This will almost certainly not end well. I'm monitoring this thread though.

[Anonymous No.7086859]

But you should never fry fish without beer batter, so let's make some. You'll need flour, an egg, some seasoning (Sriracha works great again) and beer. Be sure to use a nice, hoppy IPA- the flavors really come out well when fried.

[Anonymous No.7086860]

>>7086848
>>7086853
it was foretold

>>7086768
>sushi
>sriracha
>bacon

Make sure you use Nutella too, OP.

[Anonymous No.7086863]

this is actually becoming more and more edible

[Anonymous No.7086864]

i remember when someone suggested this a couple months back

good on you for delivering OP

[Anonymous No.7086866]

>>7086859
I'm glad I could be here to witness this

[Anonymous No.7086867]

>>7086864
it was actually me
Now, batter your roll. I used a couple meat skewers so it wouldn't fall apart, it's pretty heavy.

[Anonymous No.7086870]

If taco bell sold sushi: the thread

[Anonymous No.7086871]

>>7086863
Yeah. The off-putting part to me was the raw tilapia. Cooking it is a different story.

[Anonymous No.7086873]

>>7086799
>fritos in sushi

[Anonymous No.7086876]

Now let's fry some fish. (My deep fryer turned out to have a short circuit.)

[Anonymous No.7086883]

All done, and boy does it look oishii! (That's how the Japanese say "tasty").

[Anonymous No.7086884]

Oh god it's the memest of sushi rolls.

[Anonymous No.7086885]

>>7086826
Despite all the meme shenanigans going on in this thread that's not a bad roll job OP.

[Anonymous No.7086886]

You little asshole

[HenL No.7086887]

>>7086876
WHY SO MUCH OIL, IS THAT WATER?

[Anonymous No.7086888]

>>7086883
doesn'tlookhorrible/10, is the tilapia cooked?

[Anonymous No.7086890]

Now simply slice....

[Anonymous No.7086891]

yes, yes

oh my god yes

feed me your deep fried jalepeno smoked bacon wrapped tilapia frito sushi, senpai

[Anonymous No.7086894]

>>7086890
Would probably try.

>>7086870
I think you just gave some taco bell exec somewhere an idea.

[Anonymous No.7086895]

....and serve.
Man, that looks good. One last touch.

[Anonymous No.7086896]

>>7086888
>sushi
>is the fish cooked

[Anonymous No.7086900]

[Anonymous No.7086902]

>>7086900
STOP

[Anonymous No.7086903]

>>7086900
Don't you dare.

[Anonymous No.7086905]

>>7086900
NO OP PLEASE, WASNT IT ENOUGH??

[HenL No.7086910]

>>7086900
tilapia isn't even half cooked; this better be something you are just going to throw in the trash after you finish posting.

[Anonymous No.7086911]

>>7086900
OP I will find you and fuck you up, not even kidding.

Though if you eat that fish it might do it for me

[Anonymous No.7086912]

I'm a firm believer that everything goes well with cheese. Hold on for a minute while I pop this under the broiler.

[Anonymous No.7086913]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7086914]

[Anonymous No.7086915]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7086920]

All done! The cheese browned nicely. It's finally ready to eat.

[Anonymous No.7086921]

Person capping this better use a lot of reaction images and zoomed in words.

[Anonymous No.7086924]

>>7086920
10/10

[Anonymous No.7086925]

>>7086920
You'd damn well better PROVE that this food was in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.7086926]

>inb4 yuroposters make a "DO AMERICANS REALLY EAT THIS" thread

[Anonymous No.7086931]

Feel free to garnish with ranch dressing, another meal-improver. Make sure to use fat free though, it's much healthier.

[HenL No.7086934]

>>7086920
Shirley you can think of a few dozen more steps next time?

[Anonymous No.7086936]

>>7086931
And a glass of cum to go with it, of course.

[Anonymous No.7086937]

Time to try it out!

[Anonymous No.7086941]

>>7086931
I have no reaction image for this.

[HenL No.7086943]

>>7086937
I see this is your first time using chopsitcks

[Anonymous No.7086944]

>>7086937

[Anonymous No.7086948]

Sure is tasty!
Thanks for watching, feel free to try it at home!

[Anonymous No.7086949]

10/10

[Anonymous No.7086956]

While reading this thread I went through being hungry for sushi to mildly disgusted to never wanting to eat anything ever again.
Thanks OP

[Anonymous No.7086958]

>>7086937
itadakimasu!

[Anonymous No.7086966]

>>7086948
hai! arigato gozaimasen!

[Anonymous No.7086977]

>>7086921
>>7086948
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

[Anonymous No.7086978]

dostedt

[Anonymous No.7086981]

WHERE

IS

THE

NUTELLA

[Anonymous No.7086983]

>>7086931
>>7086937
>>7086948
I.....I.........I'm just gonna get off 4chan and play cs.

[Anonymous No.7086989]

I'd eat it without the cheese 2bh

[Anonymous No.7086996]

Witnessed

[Anonymous No.7087002]

Posting reaction image for unavoidable screencap

[Anonymous No.7087015]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7087025]

>>7086900
OVER THE LINE

[Anonymous No.7087027]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry

[Anonymous No.7087033]

>>7086895
If the fish was properly cooked, it probably wouldn't be so bad...

[Anonymous No.7087055]

I can't believe I came in late for this.

[Anonymous No.7087057]

well... at least it's over.

[Anonymous No.7087063]

...
I'm gonna go get a drink

[Anonymous No.7087067]

I wasn't going to sleep this week any way.

[Anonymous No.7087085]

>>7086843
>wasabi paste is usually just horseradish
in your korean-american run weeb sushi place, perhaps
learn to read and up your game you taint licker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasabi

[Anonymous No.7087089]

>>7087085
he's correct though, there's not a lot of real wasabi outside of japan

[Anonymous No.7087095]

>>7086900
10/10 Flawless victory

[Anonymous No.7087098]

>>7086920
ruined

[Anonymous No.7087117]

>>7087085
>>7087085
No, in yours too faggot.

Even most japanese sushi comes with mustard horseradish "wasabi". It's a finicky ass plant with low yield; it's like the super high-maintenance hotter sister to your okay, easy-going girlfriend. It's not worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.7087121]

>>7086931
my sides are orbiting jupiter

[Anonymous No.7087127]

This thread

[Anonymous No.7087133]

>>7087063

I got a drink when I saw the microwave.

[Anonymous No.7087147]

>>7086795
>Adding memefruit to your memefood
Be careful not to memeoverdose

[Anonymous No.7087150]

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

[Anonymous No.7087162]

>>7087117
seems like someone is too beta to get the hotter sister (by your retarded analogy). don't get butt hurt that you're not getting the good stuff just because you're too much of a pussy to go for it

[Anonymous No.7087163]

I was looking for some inspiration for breakfast.
Not ...this.

[Anonymous No.7087167]

>>7087147

>he just started reading the thread
>actually triggered by avocado in sushi

[Anonymous No.7087197]

for fuck's sake OP

I just got over my traumatic experience with sushi

now this

[Anonymous No.7087203]

Shouldn't le ebin screencap guy be here to document this memetic trainwreck, along with all of our replies, for posterity by now?

It'll never be as fun as ramen sundae no matter what

[Anonymous No.7087206]

>>7086948
Truly great. I needed this small bit of joy. Thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.7087210]

>>7086844
You've ruined the bacon and ruined the sushi

[Anonymous No.7087225]

>>7087162

not him, but it just seems like you're ignorant and incapable of admitting it.

[Anonymous No.7087245]

>>7086896
You know that sushi just means marinated rice, right? You don't need fucking raw fish for it to be sushi.

[Anonymous No.7087256]

>>7086900
The hero that the world needs

[Anonymous No.7087270]

I ... I would have considered it. I would have. But the fucking bacon, and- and the fryer, and- I don't understand, OP. What the fuck.

I'm logging off.

[Anonymous No.7087274]

It's sweet sundae ramen all over again

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.7087289]

>This entire thread

[Anonymous No.7087298]

Avocado, Siracha, tilapia on sushi, deep fry, cheddar and ranch. This has been especially engineered to trigger /ck/. I commend your efforts OP.

[Anonymous No.7087315]

>>7087298
>cheddar
anon please, that is the finest grade AMERICAN cheese

[Anonymous No.7087336]

>sushi made with minute rice and tilapia
>everybody's freaking out about the bacon

No wonder most threads in the catalog at any given time are about fast food and restaurants.

[Anonymous No.7087356]

eh
The dessert ramen was better.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.7087378]

>>7086931
this is the type of sushi I could enjoy

[Anonymous No.7087400]

[Anonymous No.7087417]

OP you are a beautiful person thank you for this

[Anonymous No.7087428]

>>7087315
I'm Brazilian. We are the biggest consumers of cheddar in the world. It's still a good way to troll /ck/ though.

[Anonymous No.7087434]

A friend of mine wanted to start a restaurant called "Cheesy Chinese Food." It was basically just regular Chinese takeout but with melted Kraft singles on top

[Anonymous No.7087438]

>>7087428
yeah but it's still not cheddar
we have a thing here called "american" cheese, which is basically just a blended cheese mix cut into slices

[Anonymous No.7087475]

>>7087063
good idea. I'm going to get drunk today. Big time

[Anonymous No.7087551]

be careful op, jack might steal this glorious recipe

[Anonymous No.7087563]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7087571]

>>7087336

people are freaking out about every aspect of it in fairly equal measure you bellend.

[Anonymous No.7087593]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7087596]

Thanks for the OC OP!

[Anonymous No.7087598]

>not just straight up biting the block of processed cheese

fucking weak ass OP

[Anonymous No.7087606]

[Anonymous No.7087625]

>>7086793
My sides.

10/10 anon

[Anonymous No.7087635]

Come on, someone take the effort to screecap this shit.

[Anonymous No.7087647]

>>7087635
why don't you do it then fag

[Anonymous No.7087773]

Hey, we still dont have proof that he actually ate it.

[Anonymous No.7088046]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7088059]

screencapped thanks op

[Anonymous No.7088066]

>>7086820
Hehe doritos

[Anonymous No.7088070]

>>7086844
you should open a restaurant

[Anonymous No.7088095]

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

[Anonymous No.7088108]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7088125]

>>7086768
op you were a god until the cheese. But good on you anyway. You better make something else soon m8.

[Anonymous No.7088138]

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.7088157]

>>7086900

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.7088159]

>>7086900
no

[Anonymous No.7088175]

>>7087298
>cheddar

[Anonymous No.7088184]

Threads like these are what is keeping /ck/ as the best board on 4chan.
Thanks OP

[Anonymous No.7088210]

[Anonymous No.7088214]

>>7088175
Great pic, perfect

[Anonymous No.7088218]

Is this series of posts supposed to be weeabo repellent?

[Anonymous No.7088229]

>>7088218
If it is, it's not working.

[Anonymous No.7088292]

>>7088125

Nah, he fucked up when he put the raw bacon under the beer batter and tried to fry it.

I would have just fried the roll almost all the way, parcooked the bacon, wrapped it around the roll and cooked till crispy enough to stay on.

He overcooked it, which is disappointing because he was doing good up until that point.

It is a shame he burnt the american singles under the broiler; could have just stuck it in a warm oven and they would have melted in less than a minute without getting burnt.

We'll have to improve on this recipe in the future.

[Anonymous No.7088316]

>>7088292
We might even be able to come up with something you'd actually stick into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.7088322]

>>7088292
>improve

There is no improving upon perfection.

[Anonymous No.7088349]

>>7088322

Could have used more sauces/garnishes.

Maybe a whimsical drizzle of a whiskey and nutella sauce, with dollops of beef flakes in a ketchup marinade.

[Anonymous No.7088356]

>>7088349
You know, I can't believe I forgot Nutella in the recipe. I feel ashamed.

[Anonymous No.7088540]

>>7086814
sriracha, really?
i could somehow understand the nachos or whatever (not really, but...) but sriracha?

[Anonymous No.7088554]

>>7086900
i was okay up until this fucking point... you are a demon among men, anon.

[Anonymous No.7088555]

>>7086789
boom!

eat a dick, >>7086784
OP is coming through with a quality post

[Anonymous No.7088614]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7088688]

Dear sweet merciful jesus

[Anonymous No.7089047]

>>7086900
this is the hardest i have laughed in at least a month, thanks OP

[Anonymous No.7089099]

Can someone make a vertical thingy out of this pls. Love to show this to my wife n show her how its done.

[Anonymous No.7089115]

[Anonymous No.7089125]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7089142]

>>7087089
>there's not a lot of real wasabi outside of japan

It's easy to get. There's even a grower right here in the UK: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/plants/11638355/The-UK-farm-secretly-growing-wasabi-the-worlds-most-costly-veg.html

The reason most cheap sushi uses coloured horseradish is simply because Wasabi is fucking expensive.

[Anonymous No.7089145]

I knew this was going downhill fast when I first saw the Minute Rice.

Then the bacon wrapped frying let me know that it couldn't get much worse.

and then came the cheese... GJ OP.

[Anonymous No.7089247]

Goddam this was so great I'll even tell my normalfag friends of this

[Anonymous No.7089325]

>>7086900
>>7086920
Good God...

[Anonymous No.7089430]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7089704]

>>7086768
thanks op

[Anonymous No.7089723]

Pjyvddavgbbd

[Anonymous No.7089820]

Needs to be archived.

[Anonymous No.7090200]

>>7086900
NOICE OP!

[Anonymous No.7090680]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7090845]

>>7086931

[Anonymous No.7090849]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7090856]

>>7086920
for fuck sakes OP

[Anonymous No.7090860]

>>7086931
>milk

[Anonymous No.7090873]

toasting late in ebin thread

[Anonymous No.7090904]

>>7086900
WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.7090913]

Did someone ask for a /v/-tier screencap?

[Anonymous No.7090920]

>>7090913
Sorry, minor mistake.

[Anonymous No.7090954]

>>7090920
Thanks and fuck you

[Anonymous No.7090971]

we did it reddit

[Anonymous No.7090994]

[Anonymous No.7091000]

[Anonymous No.7091001]

>mfw this entire thread

[Anonymous No.7091008]

>>7086900
>>7086900
>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7091019]

>>7086863
that's because you have a shit palate

[Anonymous No.7091027]

>>7090920

Saved

Thanks

[Anonymous No.7091102]

>>7090920
It's missing some more reaction faces, especially for the cheese part.

[Anonymous No.7091106]

>mfw seeing OC produced

it's nice to see 4chan can still make me smile

this thread is fucking horrifying though.

[Anonymous No.7091245]

>>7086900
Even the dead will have no peace

[Anonymous No.7091274]

>>7086900
>guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.7091277]

>>7086900
why

[Anonymous No.7091348]

>>7087289
Go home

[Anonymous No.7091640]

Really, the thing about all of this that makes me hate myself, is that if I was in a restaurant and I saw "beer-battered bacon-wrapped deep-fried tilapia roll with crunch (Fritos) and avocado" on the menu, I would probably order it.

[Anonymous No.7091729]

Super newfag here, what exactly is going on?

[Anonymous No.7091739]

>>7091729
>Super newfag here
lurk moar, faget

[Anonymous No.7091764]

>>7086829
That's some of the fattiest bacon I've ever seen. It's like 10% edible meat.

[Anonymous No.7091774]

>>7091739

basically /b/ spilling over

[Anonymous No.7091806]

>>7086900
oh yeah, cheeze it!

[Anonymous No.7091819]

[Anonymous No.7091908]

Why would God let this happen?

[Anonymous No.7091949]

>>7086900
>make sushi
>nonchalantly place a fucking stack of american cheese next to plate

funniest pic on /ck/ right now

[Anonymous No.7093177]

>>7091102
If you think you can improve it, go ahead friendo. This is an imageboard.
(This was my first time, be gentle)

[Anonymous No.7093218]

>>7086900
I just noticed in the thumbnail it looks like a woman's face in the bottom right piece of sushi.

[Anonymous No.7093257]

>>7086900
sweet jesus

[Anonymous No.7093267]

I was born to see this thread.

[Anonymous No.7093311]

>>7091949
u wot

[Anonymous No.7093325]

the faggot didn't take a picture of it in his mouth after being chewed up fake as all hell the ramen one was better

[Anonymous No.7093793]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.7094003]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7094033]

This thread has been posted all over reddit and /b/.

Well, now /ck/ dies.
Thanks OP, thanks for making this shitty, shitty stupid thread. Thanks for reinforcing the idea that nobody on this board can't cook you fat, greasy fuck. You could have made some normal food and made the board better, but you didn't.

Now /ck/ is going to change like /mu/ did when IAOTS became popular. You killed this board.

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.7094041]

>>7094033
eh at least we had fun

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.7094048]

>>7094033
>AOTS
attack of the show?

I cried when that show died

[Anonymous No.7094051]

>>7094033
>IAOTS became popular
what? ITAOTS was always popular on /mu/

>>7094048
pic related

[Anonymous No.7094066]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7094601]

>>7086775
F u c k
O f f

[Anonymous No.7095166]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7095178]

>>7094051
it is a sweet album. the only problem is that is gained too much attention and people that didnt get the albums appreciation turned it into a shit meme.

[Anonymous No.7095188]

>funniest thread
>makes me smile
>great OC
>clapping intensifies

trolling like it's 2005 ah nostalgia

pretty sad desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7095216]

His rice actually held up really well.

[Anonymous No.7095235]

>bacon
>sriracha
>fish
>dried seaweed
>cheese

By far the worst combination of taste i have ever seen on here

[Anonymous No.7097077]

bump

[Anonymous No.7097743]

>>7087085
Wasabi needs to be grated fresh or it will lose its flavor really quickly. Did the guy making your sushi grate any wasabi root while you were in the place? Chances are he didn't and you're eating green horseradish, no matter how much money you spent.

[Anonymous No.7097866]

>>7097743
What about wasabi powder?

[Anonymous No.7097883]

>>7087428
>Brasileiro
>cheddar
Nigga I've had your "cheddar" it's fucking nacho cheese

[Anonymous No.7097969]

>>7097866

Wasabi powder is better than wasabi paste, but it's still by no means real wasabi.

It's what most sushi places in the US use. It's really potent when hydrated, but loses it's flavor quickly.

[Anonymous No.7098127]

I miss when we used to get threads like this almost daily.

[Anonymous No.7098224]

What drives a man to do this?

[Anonymous No.7098230]

>>7093218
this is the saddest thing I've read all night

[Anonymous No.7098696]

Make Hot Pockets next. Please.

[Anonymous No.7098701]

>>7086920
I want to eat this desu

[Anonymous No.7098731]

>>7086900

[Anonymous No.7098748]

we need next episode asap op

[Anonymous No.7098772]

Oh my god I'm going to lose it

[Anonymous No.7098787]

This was honestly the worst thing I've ever seen on 4chan
I can take dead babies and guro but you've ruined my appetite
And I had ants in my cereal this morning
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.7098810]

roflmao

[Anonymous No.7098821]

>>7086804
Who's that girl? Hot pic.

[Anonymous No.7098823]

>>7090920
posting to reddit, thanks for the karma, bro

[Anonymous No.7098835]

>>7094033
I post actual food all the time, which has generated, to date, zero responses or discussions.

But a fast food or food cringe thread get instant replies.

You can't pin a lack of sincere content on one thread.

[Anonymous No.7098873]

>>7098810
I can see the one in blue's cunt lip

[Anonymous No.7098874]

>>7086799
wut

[Anonymous No.7098890]

physical pain

[Anonymous No.7098914]

>>7086948
You are a twisted fuck, anon.

[Anonymous No.7098919]

>>7086867
you disgusting pig

[Anonymous No.7098990]

>>7091774
No, actually I'm from /tg/

They say hi.

[Anonymous No.7099010]

>>7090920
this is just like that ramen massacre back in '14

[Anonymous No.7099025]

With all that shit does that even taste like anything identifiable anymore?

[Anonymous No.7099137]

>>7086900
SOMEONE FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS NOW

[Anonymous No.7099158]

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[Anonymous No.7099170]

>>7098835
I'd rather have a few genuine replies than a shitload of /b/ tier reaction image replies.

[Anonymous No.7099310]

>>7098835
Don't worry OP, it's a good thread. 10/10 would shit my pants laughing again

[Anonymous No.7099397]

Did this guy also make the sweet sundae ramen?

[Anonymous No.7099417]

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[Anonymous No.7099421]

>>7086900
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[Anonymous No.7099436]

>>7098835
I do those "single guy with cat" threads where I made some shit and post the entire process. NOBODY fucking responds.

The moment I do some crazy shit? 251 responses.

I hate this place.

[Dick Kickem !Banexx7VXg No.7099438]

I came here from /k/ looking for ways to spice up an MRE and I found this.

Dear lord its the Sundae Ramen all over again

[Anonymous No.7099440]

>>7099436
This thread was posted all over reddit and /b/. That's why you're getting all these dank reaction image replies.

/ck/ is a slow board, don't expect much. Just be thankful it's a decent board half of the time.

[Anonymous No.7099449]

>>7099438
>/ck/ - "Quality" content once a year

[Johnson !Kumug9Qpgo No.7099459]

>>7099440
I never expected anything. I just wanted to share simple NEET cooking with others who were stuck as NEETs or something. Just sharing.


>>7099438
Get out now. Every time you invade this place I swear.

[Anonymous No.7099461]

>>7086900
why?

WHY?

[Anonymous No.7099567]

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[Anonymous No.7099678]

>>7097883
Well, it's because it's nacho chesse, it's our cheese.

[Anonymous No.7100068]

>>7099678
>nacho cheese, our cheese
>not your cheese, our cheese
damn

[Anonymous No.7100071]

>>7100068
He fucked you up dude

[Anonymous No.7100211]

>>7086900
You didn't mention dubs are an ingredient!

[Anonymous No.7100262]

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.7101299]

>>7086770
It started so innocent

[Anonymous No.7102151]

>>7095188
[*Feels intensifies]

[Anonymous No.7102249]

>>7086900
>/ck/ - Food and Cooking

[Anonymous No.7102258]

>>7086768
best thread in a while. great job op

[Anonymous No.7102394]

This turned out to be a wildly amazing thread. Posting because it's cool to post in epic breadz :) . You better have fucking eaten that as well OP. If not, the /ck/ karma gods will getcha. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.7102421]

I appreciate this thread, OP. Good job.

[Anonymous No.7102439]

>>7086829
Upvoted :)

[Anonymous No.7102455]

>>7086900
Saved

[Anonymous No.7102483]

Wa-la!

[Anonymous No.7104372]

>>7086900
mfw

[Anonymous No.7104460]

>>7086768
You might as well have used spinach instead of seaweed