Memes about Food

[Food Memes No.7023909]

Just post memes like this about food and well all laugh and fantasize about food

[Anonymous No.7023924]

[Anonymous No.7023939]

>>7023924
The worst part is that the hot dog isn't even cooked.

[Anonymous No.7024016]

>>7023939
I know fam

[Anonymous No.7024068]

These aren't memes. They're image macros.

[Anonymous No.7024089]

>>7024068
I do what I want tbh
you want some pepe posting or something dude

[Anonymous No.7024837]

>>7024089
damn you are one bad ass mofo

[Anonymous No.7025205]

>>7023939
why would you cook a hot dog you're just going to throw away?

[Anonymous No.7025215]

>>7024016
I actually laughed.

[Anonymous No.7025223]

>>7023924
How do they get those nice pretty blue and red lines come of the tube? You can squeeze the tube a hundred different ways and it always comes out that way

[Anonymous No.7025303]

>>7025223
the tube's divided into four sections... chop some aquafresh in half sometime. It's a whole new brushing experience.

[Anonymous No.7025306]

>>7023924
>>7025223
>>7025303

[Anonymous No.7025374]

>>7025306
jesus christ the mental image of a bunch of chavs in tracksuits drinking white lightning and eating iceland frozen shit sat round a plastic table then the host brings out the fucking frozen toothpaste and gets stabbed by Gav for "being a dikhed bruv" while Gemma screams and hides her 7 kids in the cupboard under the sink

[Anonymous No.7025380]

>>7025374
maybe I'm just a drunk American with a strange fascination with chavs, but that was funny as fuck

[Anonymous No.7025388]

>>7025306
Ugh. Just lazy enough to not get on my computer and post my collection of food Star Tips.

[Anonymous No.7025390]

>>7025388
alright, I'll do it. I was just gonna do the one, but since you mentioned it...

[Anonymous No.7025401]

>>7025306
What would the consequences be if you are more than one toothpaste mint?

[Anonymous No.7025404]

>>7025401
death

[Anonymous No.7025405]

>>7025380
its not strange, they are fascinating creatures
>>7025401
horrific diarrhoea

[Anonymous No.7025410]

[Anonymous No.7025413]

>>7025405
I think my first exposure to them was that "Chav Hunter" game on Newgrounds back in the day.

[Anonymous No.7025416]

[Anonymous No.7025418]

>>7025410
>>7025404
>>7025390
>>7025306
the worst part about this is the fact these are real and genuinely non satirical magazines that are incredibly popular here in bongistan, my mother used to love these mags and she'd buy like 6 a week

[Anonymous No.7025420]

>>7025401
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.7025426]

[Anonymous No.7025429]

>>7025426
jesus fucking christ this is worse than the fucking frozen toothpaste

[Anonymous No.7025430]

If this thread's still going tomorrow I'll post all my Star Tips. I feel bad for not helping earlier

[Anonymous No.7025431]

>>7025418
there is no way these aren't satirical, even if they won't admit it.

[Anonymous No.7025435]

>>7025420
Your a big chav

[Anonymous No.7025437]

>>7025430
I have dozens of them.

[Anonymous No.7025439]

>>7025420

[Anonymous No.7025444]

[Anonymous No.7025445]

>>7025431
honestly man, they aren't satirical in anyway, they even offer money for those that get their top tips featured in the mag, they also run life stories about someone who was in an abusive relationship etc

[Anonymous No.7025449]

>>7025445
again, they may advertise it as being non-satirical, but there is no way these editors don't have absolute contempt for their readers. they're clearly fucking with them, and picking the absolute worst tips on purpose.

[Anonymous No.7025453]

>>7025444
>operating under the assumption that their readerbase are commonly engaged in legal kerfuffle
>carry nuts in your pocket to win

Lord save my sides

[Anonymous No.7025459]

>>7025444
checked

the fact I know that these are not satirical magazines makes this one hurt my brain

>>7025449
I'm afraid not, the editors are the people who write the stories and believe in horroscopes

[Anonymous No.7025460]

>>7025453

[Anonymous No.7025470]

>>7025459
But how do you know what they actually believe? It seems like a classic carny/rube scenario.

[Anonymous No.7025471]

>>7025460
Thankfully I have this one.

[Anonymous No.7025473]

[Anonymous No.7025477]

>>7025470
think loose women and lorraine kelly types, it really isn't satirical sadly

[Anonymous No.7025495]

>>7025477
I just looked it up, and apparently it's owned by the same people who own The National Enquirer, which is a magazine that prints ridiculous bullshit on purpose to sell more issues to idiots.

[Anonymous No.7025503]

>>7025413
>sprinkles
>on coffee
>calling sprinkles hundreds and thousands
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7025505]

>>7025503
mfw

[Anonymous No.7025514]

>>7025503
in england sprinkles get called that because of a brand of sprinkles that was called hundreds and thousands, its the same with most people calling vacuums hoovers or hot tubs jaccuzis

>>7025495
they might print ridiculous bullshit but thats what all tabloid journalism (if you can even call it that) really is, its fell victim to poes law like this shithole is

[Anonymous No.7025520]

>>7025514
Why do they call cookies biscuits

[Anonymous No.7025521]

>>7025505
this one i think is lie, because she is welsh and no welshman would be fearful of someone strange in a hat, its fucking wales, they would probably be surprised that the women wasn't smearing herself with sheep shit

[Anonymous No.7025529]

>>7025520
we dont, we call them cookies for the most part, we call biscuits biscuits, like shortbread biscuits or rich tea biscuits etc

[Anonymous No.7025630]

>>7025420
For you

[Anonymous No.7025716]

>>7025420
Oh my god every time I think baneposting has gotten old I get genuinely caught off-guard by it and love it all over again.

[Anonymous No.7025722]

>>7023909
bagel bites, not pizza biscuits

[Anonymous No.7025727]

>>7025529
Wait what do you consider cookies? cause the last two things you described there are still in the cookie category to americans.

[Anonymous No.7025738]

>>7025529
So what is the difference between a cookie and a biscuit? Genuinely curious, not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.7025802]

>>7024016
>a bag of oreos
>a bag
Is that how they come in Canada?

[Anonymous No.7025847]

>>7025460
CALL IT A TOILET YOU FUCKING BONGS. IT IS LITERALLY NOT CALLED A LOO ITS FUCKING CALLED A TOILET IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.7025871]

>>7025727
Yes, we know all about Americans being special little snowflakes and inventing names for things that have existed long before your colony was discovered.

What I find funny is that you used to speak correctly and you just changed. A holdover for this is how you still call them dog biscuits.

[Anonymous No.7025875]

>>7025390
I like this one actually.
How much cake do they eat though?

[Anonymous No.7025885]

>>7025418
It's hilarious seeing Americans shitpost while pretending to be British by fucking up on certain details.

[Anonymous No.7025886]

>>7025390
Now why doesn't she remember to put the seat up?

[Anonymous No.7025889]

>>7025430
>>7025437
God speed. Lord knows /ck/ needs more shitposting Americans.

[Anonymous No.7025895]

>>7025445
>they aren't satirical in anyway
Just like the Sunday sport.

[Anonymous No.7025903]

>>7025503
>Calling hundreds and thousands "sprinkles"
I get it, it's because you sprinkle them on things, just like you call autumn "fall" because the leaves fall.

Like fucking children.

[Anonymous No.7025905]

>>7025520
Because that is what they are, you arrogant fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.7025909]

>>7025738
>not shitposting

[Anonymous No.7025910]

>>7025847
It's literally not called a toilet. It's called a water closet. Speak English for once in your backwards existence.

[Anonymous No.7025914]

>>7025473
BASED
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[Anonymous No.7025953]

>>7023909
>60 posts and 23 image replies omitted.
jesus
fucking
christ
just kill /ck/
end it all
i'd rather head to /b/
how this thread isn't saged to hell and pruned or deleted it beyond me

[Anonymous No.7026010]

>>7025722
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time!

[Anonymous No.7026013]

>>7025910
Water closet is the bathroom itself, not the thing you sit on and shit into. Also, you misused 'literally'.

[Anonymous No.7026019]

>>7025431
half a step away from being an abo

[Anonymous No.7026023]

>>7025910

Stop sperging out you autist.
There's no word that "literally" refers to that place.
Water closet, toilet, loo, washroom..
The're all euphemisms.
(fyi: toilet derives from French and means dressing room)

[Anonymous No.7026024]

>>7026023
>>7026023

Also goes for; >>7025847

[Anonymous No.7026030]

>>7026010
I approve this technique. It's nice to see others adapt but please give credit to the OG's.

[Anonymous No.7026167]

This fucking thread

[Anonymous No.7026176]

[Anonymous No.7026191]

[Anonymous No.7026196]

[Anonymous No.7026201]

[Anonymous No.7026232]

>>7025871
>Americans being special little snowflakes
Actually it's the other way around. After the colonies gained independence, Britain changed the way they spell and name some things as their own personal victory.

[Anonymous No.7026255]

>>7026191
>>7026196
>>7026201
You forgot the last page, you dildo.

[Anonymous No.7026260]

>>7025410

>and you won't have to make any dessert

but... you already did make dessert

[Anonymous No.7026272]

>>7025514
>>7025477
>>7025459
>>7025445
>>7025418

>i don't know anything about the lowbrow magazine industry

they are all trolling you. they are all trolling stupid people who take them seriously. they make money off of people coming up with this hilarious shit and their job just involves assembling it in an eyecatching way and stirring the pot every now and then. gossip and lifestyle mags are the height of cynicism, even people who do those gushing interviews for vogue are wilfully selling their souls.

[Anonymous No.7026285]

>>7026232
>>7025738
>>7025727

biscuits are generally hard, dry, brittle and flat things made with flour. the word comes from the french for 'twice baked'. american biscuits aren't twice baked, nor do they resemble a product that is twice baked, or any of the other biscuits in the world. why are they biscuits? who the fuck knows, but the americans are clearly the ones fucking with language.

[Anonymous No.7026293]

>>7025514
>its the same with most people calling vacuums hoovers or hot tubs jaccuzis

Bongs seem to do this for literally everything. I have no idea what the fuck is going on over there or how Bongland isn't an even worse corporate run shit hole than the US if they just use brand names for everything.

[Anonymous No.7026299]

>>7025903
>Calling things what they are is childish.

Bong logic.

[Anonymous No.7026666]

>>7026013
Everyone on 4chan misuses literally, you literally should too.

Also:
wa·ter clos·et
noundated
noun: water closet; plural noun: water closets

a flush toilet.

[Anonymous No.7026676]

>>7026023
I mean, you are seriously going to look at my post and the one i was replying to and take that at face value? Looks like we know who the autist is.

Where are you getting that information about the toilets history from, because it's wrong.
>In 1596, Sir John Harington (1561–1612) published A New Discourse of a Stale Subject, Called the Metamorphosis of Ajax, describing a forerunner to the modern flush toilet installed at his house at Kelston.[27]

[Anonymous No.7026689]

>>7026232
That's simply wrong. I know American arrogance compels them to create and believe such lies, but I would have expected better from someone with the internet at their fingers.

[Anonymous No.7026693]

>>7026272
>Using facts against these shitposters

No friend, that's not how the British meme works.

[Anonymous No.7026712]

>>7026293
That's actually kind of rich coming from an American. Why don't you sit down and have some relaxing jello and pop some bubble wrap in your onesie. Then we can get out the crock-pot and make some fluffernutter and wipe up any mess with a Kleenex.

Eh fuck it, here's a list:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/56667/41-brand-names-people-use-generic-terms

https://coolrain44.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/brand-names-that-we-call-generic-products/

America is truly a corporate shithole.

[Anonymous No.7026720]

>>7026299
I suppose Americans must just have a collective autism.
>The leaves fall so that is the month name
>We sprinkle them on so they must be sprinkles

It's like a nation of five year olds, but that's not really surprising from the way you act.

[Anonymous No.7026731]

>>7026176
Still depresses me after all these years tbh

Just... the resignation in it's demeanor and face... fuck

[Anonymous No.7026784]

>>7026731
Stop humanising food.

[Anonymous No.7026796]

>>7025473
>Ipswich, Suffolk

Yeah I'm originally from here, story checks out. This guy would be considered an Einstein level genius in Ipswich for that innovation

[Anonymous No.7026851]

>>7026731
Yes I'm sure a crab with a brain the size of a pebble has a great clue as to what the fuck is going on at any given point in time.

[Anonymous No.7026864]

>>7026720
>fall is a month

wow

[Anonymous No.7026871]

>>7025802

That's how they come in America too.

[Anonymous No.7026876]

>>7026720
Sorry we don't all talk like we're background characters in a fucking Dickens novel, faggot.

[Anonymous No.7027037]

>>7026876
No, you talk like a bunch of five year olds held in the remedial class, kid.

[Anonymous No.7027056]

>>7026871
They come in trays covered in a plastic wrap and sealed from my state.

[Anonymous No.7027105]

>>7027056
That's how they are sold in the UK,the standard biscuit packaging.

[Anonymous No.7027116]

>>7027105
I haven't had one of those in years. maybe 22 years. I never cared for oreos.

[Anonymous No.7027425]

>>7023909
>>>>>/9gag/

[Anonymous No.7028671]

>>7025401
Fatal diarreha of death.But atleast your breath would be minty.

[Anonymous No.7028943]

>>7026720
That's not why the term became used in the U.S., but it's not a surprise that the faggot bong isn't a linguist.

[Anonymous No.7028961]

[Anonymous No.7029066]

>>7028943
Your mother knows all about my knowledge of the tongue.

[Anonymous No.7029104]

>>7029066
Because you expertly tongue-bathe her pooplogs and present it as art, or what, chief?

[Anonymous No.7029141]

I really wish I could say that I'm surprised that a thread about "food memes" would turn into the hundredth "amerifats suck!!" "no, bonglanders suck!!" argument today. You are ALL children.

[Anonymous No.7029652]

>no mention of pink himalayan salt
>no chipotle

baka tbqhwunf
(To be quite honest with you newfags)