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Let's settle this once and for all:

Who is the "one true god" of /ck/?

>> No.7016070
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7016070

Neither, go fuck yourself.

>> No.7016083

>>7016068
O L I V E O I L
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>> No.7016087

>>7016070
this tbh fam

>> No.7016121

>>7016070
I like your style

>> No.7016129
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>> No.7016132

>>7016083
i hate you so much

>> No.7016134
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>>7016070
yes

>> No.7016150
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7016150

Well, that lispy twat on the left can fuck off, for starters. Here is Ramsay's true competition.

>> No.7016153

>>7016068
certainly not that chirpy cunt on the left

>> No.7016166

>>7016068
>Thinking God is a britbong

Cheers m8!

>> No.7016315
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7016315

Do you guys not like to get Comfy?

>> No.7016320
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anyone who disagrees is low test

>> No.7016346
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7016346

A great chef AND an alcoholic.

He's basically /ck/ if /ck/ could cook.

>> No.7016367 [DELETED] 

>>7016150
Niggers don't count as people. Disqualified.

>> No.7016372

>>7016068
1. Pepin
2. Ramsay

Somewhere far down the list: that lemon tosser on the left

>> No.7016385

>>7016320
Bobbly flay reminds me of reviewbrah
They sound and look similar

>> No.7016389
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>>7016083
mandatory

>> No.7016394
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7016394

There is no chef but Marco Pierre White and Ramsay is his sous

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>> No.7016400

>>7016068
I don't really watch cooking television but Jamie has some nice recipes on his forever malware hijacked site. However he took away turkey twizzlers.

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7016446

Really?

>> No.7016453

>>7016396
I want to do lewd things to that toti arse

>> No.7016474
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>>7016367
>Ainsley Harriot
>Nigger

>> No.7016481

>>7016346
This

>> No.7016592

>2015
>not progun
>not lucky dollar based god
Ishiggity

>> No.7016632

>>7016396
her nipples look exactly like those cherries

>> No.7016636
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7016636

L E E K E R L I C H

>> No.7016756
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7016756

>>7016068

>> No.7016774

>>7016068
>One looks like he has Downs syndrome
>The other is famous for getting angry all the time
Tough choice tbh fam

>> No.7016791

>>7016346
Floyd is so based. I occasionally think about doing a wasted cooking YouTube channel, but then I remember that it's already been done to perfection by the master.

>> No.7016804

Keith Floyd thread.

http://youtu.be/VdjzDLtiCRc

>that "enemy" save

>> No.7016862

>>7016068
Chef John

>> No.7016897

>>7016804
http://youtu.be/1Evm30HTbD0

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>>7016068
Difficult one this.
>>7016315
Rick Stein is as comfy as fuck far better than Peppin

Floyd >>7016346
is an alcoholic but still a damn good cook

>>7016394
Marco Pierre White is an arrogant bastard but a fucking good cook

But I think when it comes to put down's and aggression we have to go for Ramsay .

>> No.7016940

>>7016774
>Downs
>getting angry

If the two became one, THAT would be our god.

>> No.7016944

Jamie Oliver. Gordon is an flammig asshole.

>> No.7016954

>>7016944
>flaming asshole
you mean like 99% of /ck/?

>> No.7016961
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>not picking /ck/-incarnate

>> No.7016985

>>7016129
yep

>> No.7016999

I think that most people miss the point of this thread!
It's not to pick the worlds best chef but to pick the /ck/ God!

Americans have no decent cooks, so they are out of the running from the start!

So let's examine what is left!

We have Gordon Ramsay, MPW or Jack?

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>>7016446
Came here to post Alton tbqh fam.

>> No.7017041

>>7016389
fucking lol'd

>> No.7017059

>>7016756
James May might be a good pie cook but that's about it. I did enjoy his spam and baked beans recipe though.

>> No.7017082

>Not picking Ja/ck/

Disgusting.

>> No.7017179

>>7016150
Know this guys nephew, bit of trivia

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>>7017030
Word

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>>7016150
Who invited him

>> No.7017243

>>7016068
Which one shows the superior technique?

>Gordon
https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA

>Jamie
https://youtu.be/TllPrdbZ-VI

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THE FLAVORTOWN EXPRESS HAS ARRIVED, DUDES AND DUDETTES

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>not this twisted fucking psychopath

>> No.7019723

>>7016396
Was about to post her

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Man, FUCK all these faggots. There is only one true God-Tier chef.

I Gar-on-tee!

>> No.7019879

>>7019861
RIP in peace Justin

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I'D RATHER STUFF MY BALLS AND SHAFT INTO A SAUSAGE GRINDER AND SERVE THE MINCE TO MY FAMILY THAN WATCH A SECOND OF YOU TWO MUSLIM CHEFS

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>>7016961

>> No.7020502

>>7016396
her cooking makes my peepee hard.

>> No.7022388

>>7019914
Flavor Town Front reporting in!
WP 14/88

>> No.7022547

>>7016070

/thread

>> No.7022571

Ramsay is a shit cook and has aspergers, and is also really ugly. Literally no reason to like him at all.

>> No.7022673

>>7022571
I think he's a pretty good cook m8.

Why do you think he's a faggot cook for?

>> No.7022676

>>7022571
>aspergers

watch anything of his that isn't hells kitchen, like Great Escape, hes very charming and personable when he isn't in boss-mode.