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What do you think of this sandwich, /ck/?

>> No.7016058

10/10

My kind of fucking sandwich.

>> No.7016064

>>7016055
what the fuck it's like eating 4 slim jims on a sandwich. salt overload mang

>> No.7016069

>>7016055
mozzarella, basil and beef (hopefully) cured?

>> No.7016073

I'd eat that if the bread ain't dry.

>> No.7016082

>>7016055

Too much cheese, no vegetables...pretty terrible OP.

The break looks spongy too, the deceptive type that provides the illusion of crunch, but is just browning caused by caramelization of a spray on additive.

The more I look the grosser it gets.

>> No.7016099

>>7016082
better meat than veggos. bitch

>> No.7016102

>>7016055
>Processed meat

Enjoy your cancer.

>> No.7016108

>>7016099

>I actually enjoy constipation and forcing hard shit out of my anus

What else do you like to torture your rectum with?

That's bum tier food in OP's pic.

>> No.7016117

>>7016102

A nobel-prize winning cancer researcher stated in an interview today, that the conclusions drawn by the WHO are rather bold and while he would not openly deny them, he also could not in good conciousness support them.

I would link my source, but it is in German. The researchers name is Harald zur Hausen.

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7016123

>>7016117

do you even false flag?

>> No.7016124

>>7016055
Is that cheese or just thick mayo?

>> No.7016126

>>7016123

Are you implying the Jews did this?

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7016127

>>7016108
>I actually enjoy constipation and forcing hard shit out of my anus

I gotta say, I do enjoy semi-hard shits.

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7016128

>>7016124

Fresh mozzarella.....

Are you that isolated away in your flyover that pleb-tier cheeses are new and exciting to you?

Damn son...

>> No.7016130

>>7016127

Yeah, the best and most satisfying shits are when you only have to wipe once or twice. I get those from eating potatoes.

>> No.7016131

>>7016128
>flyover

Did you just accuse me of living under a road?

>> No.7016135

>>7016127

To each his own.

I don't even push to shit, just flows naturally. Some people are gluttons for punishment, I understand why you enjoy it now. Gluttony.

>> No.7016137

>>7016082

You sound ready to give up on life.

>> No.7016141

>>7016135

>just flows naturally

See a doctor.

>> No.7016142

>>7016137

>sound

That voice in your head...the one you hear while reading is your own voice, you're aware of that correct?

I'm sorry you want to give up on life, eating better would be a good start to your new way of being.

>> No.7016148

>>7016141

Peristalsis is natural no need for a doctor. I eat a well balanced diet and ensure I ingest plenty of fiber making my fecal consistently soft and easy disposed of.

Your body struggles with simply removing waste. Anal retention speaks more to your personality and emotional well being than your physical.

If you don't move your bowels after every meal you're constipated, medically speaking. I dont have the issues you do, perhaps you should take your own advice "fam".

>> No.7016175

>>7016117
>Germans defending their traditional diet consisting of 40% processed meats and 60% sausages.

How does one say biased in German?

>> No.7016179

>>7016130
Are you stuck on Mars

>> No.7016181

>>7016135
Fuck I lold
But seriously that shit ain't right

>> No.7016188

>>7016148
So even though I shit 3 times a day I'm constipated since it's not always after a meal? Fuck.

>> No.7016240

>>7016055
Too much meat not enough veg. Don't understand how people always get all the ratios wrong. Sandwiches are only nice if you put a moderate amount of everything in

>> No.7016526

>>7016055
So I made Alabama BBQ sauce after seeing a recipe for it. I have a lot of prepared horseradish sauce left over and have never really used the stuff before

Whats are everyones favorite sandwiches that use horseradish. Looking for the meat as well as what kind of veggies and or any other condiments you use as well.

>> No.7016536

>>7016526
French dips. Anything with roast beast really

>> No.7016538

meat needs to be cooked

>> No.7016569

>>7016126
BLAME THE JEWS AND THE LIZARD PEOPLE!

>> No.7016582

>>7016055
could use some ruffage. but fuck I'd beat the shit out of that sandwich. Hopefully you have enough bread lube so that dry ass shit can slide down your throat. (oil and red vinegar is the only viable lube for this salt monster)

>> No.7016588

>>7016131
Its somethings Californians say to feel good about themselves.

>> No.7016648

>>7016569

>sent from my iPhone6^)

>> No.7016806

>>7016055
Ass cancer. Id still eat it tho

>> No.7016812

Nice cancer cilindre you have there

>> No.7016837

>>7016588

90% of California is flyover as well, nothing but Mexicans picking fruit and paroled felons toiling their lives away desperately trying to be "farmers" but ending up homeless and going to Portland.

>> No.7016965

>>7016117
Nobel prize doesn't mean shit anymore.
Just remember that obongo-bama got peace prize just after being elected. He hadn't even taken office yet and hadn't served out his senate term and his attendance record for votes was about the worst in history but he got a nobel peace prize. That's pretty much puts nobel prizes into the crapper, they mean shit and have no credibility.

>> No.7016968

>>7016965

He got a peace prize for starting multiple new war fronts/campaigns and gitmo is still open and full to its gills.

Niggers gonna nig

>> No.7016972

Any prizes like nobel that are annual are full of shit and have no credibility. It should be done on merit which isn't based on pushing them out yearly.

>> No.7017018

>>7016968
Anything based on pushing things out yearly will be sucking up to quotas and that means sucking up to niggers.

>> No.7017032

If the bowtie wearing faggots can't make a yearly production then they'll feel useless.