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Let's hear some of your own "Lazy Man" recipes.

>> No.7014123

>>7014112

>call local pizza place
>oder pizza
>get pizza
>eat pizza

>> No.7014131

you don't necessarily have to boil your lasagna noodles.

just dump the dry noodles in your baking dish, cover with plenty of sauce, and they'll soften as they bake.

>> No.7014134

>>7014131
there are people that boil their lasagne plates?

>> No.7014137

>>7014112
>Microwave hot dogs on paper towel
>dust with Tony Chachere creole seasoning
>eat with hands

Ahh, the taste of poverty.

>> No.7014140

>>7014137
Been there, anon..

>> No.7014143

>>7014131
i haven't had good success with making my tomato sauce and dumping the pasta in it to cook
i think it tells you to boil them for a reason

>> No.7014145

>>7014131
I think it depends what sort of Lasagna pasta you are using, i've never boiled mine.

>> No.7014155

One of mine I call "Mercury Beans":
Take one large can of Bush's baked beans (the varietal you prefer)
Heat in saucepan over low heat.for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally
Add one cup of shredded cheese of your choosing
Stir to combine, set aside
Chop a quarter of a sweet onion and stir into the beans
Top with a dollop of sour cream and wa la
Mercury beans.

>> No.7014165

>>7014155

Nasty

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>>7014112
do omelette in bag

>> No.7014192

the laziest "actually cook something" recipe I can think of is chili
literally leave meat sitting in sauce for an hour and then add beans

>> No.7014193

Chicken Adobo

Put the following into a container
>500g of chicken, any parts (I like drumsticks, wings, thighs) with skin
>60ml dark soy sauce
>45ml white vinegar
>15ml sugar
>4 bay leaves
>4 garlic cloves, minced
>Black pepper

Refrigerate overnight

The next day
>Put 60ml water into a pot and bring to a simmer
>Empty the container into the pot
>Cover & simmer for 15 minutes
>Flip all the chicken pieces and spoon the sauce over them
>Cover and cook for 15 more minutes
>Serve over rice

So fucking good. Also, it keeps for like 7 days with no discernible decline in quality, so you can multiply this recipe and make a big batch for a week's dinners.

>> No.7014196

>>7014131
>noodles
what the shit

>> No.7014199

Salmon and rice. Rub some butter into that shit, wrap it up in tin foil and throw it in the oven for 30 minutes. Then throw some rice into a pan and leave it for 20. Come back, throw on a plate, done. Takes less effort than cooking noodles because you have to stir those fuckers every 20 seconds.

>> No.7014202

>>7014192

but i like to really brown my meat first, which is a pain in the ass.

you have to watch out for moisture/steam and avoid crowding the pan.

>> No.7014203

Lazy and/or hungover i just throw some sauerkraut and pork in a slow cooker. When its nearly done i might make some diced potatoes.

>> No.7014204

>>7014112
soup

pre chopped veggies (or frozen)
dry lentils or can of beans
stock
can of diced tomatoes
herbs

WA LA

true lazy man should have meat, though I guess

>> No.7014212

>>7014145
It only works if you're using lasagne noodles, lasagne pasta doesn't work so well.

>> No.7014213

I think I just made one

>throw ground beef and onions into saucepan and brown meat
>no tomato sauce, only half a tomato
>chop that up and throw it in there with a chili pepper, salt, pepper and garlic powder
>add water, bring to boil and simmer for 15 minutes
>add boiled sweet potato afterward
>enjoy shitty bland colorless chili with chunks of tomato in it

>> No.7014214

>>7014202
>throw ground beef into a pot above medium heat
>throw garlic on top
>check on it every 5 minutes
>poke that shit with a spatula when it becomes brown-ish so it doesn't form in a big pile of meat
why watch out? It won't burn if you don't leave it sitting for half an hour

>> No.7014217

>>7014112

chop onion and garlic and saute in pan with oil
add can of diced tomatoes
add can of white Northern (or black) beans
season to taste
WALA!

>> No.7014229

chili fam

two cans of beans whatever kind you want
pound of ground beef
can of tomato sauce
onion
chili powder
molasses
salt

brown that meat with the onion, apply chili powder liberally, apply beans and tomato sauce, apply salt and molasses, stir.

Can't get any lazier than that eh?

>> No.7014241

can flyovers stop calling pasta "noodles" please

>> No.7014255

I make pancakes in the microwave because I'm too lazy to cook when I first wake up. Just pour the batter into a bowl and add water, then microwave for 45 seconds.

>> No.7014258

>>7014255
That sounds awful

>> No.7014259

>>7014241
>pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or egg and formed into sheets or various shapes
>pasta is a noodle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta

>> No.7014306

My friend taught me this one it's called Mexican Pancake:

-Fry tortilla in hot oil
-when you do your first flip add 1 scrambled egg on top. (try not to let it run to much off the tortilla. with your spatch)
-either cover to finish cooking egg with tortilla or just flip again if lazy
-egg is done take it off att salt, pepper, tapatillo.

Cheap Ghetto as fuck and lazy. Fuck off randy

>> No.7014314

>>7014155
so bad chilie

>> No.7014331

>>7014255
those aren't pancakes anon

>> No.7014539

Canned beets (whole) + bottled ground mustard

>> No.7014556

spaghetti
pesto
bacon
lemon juice if I got some

>> No.7014589

>>7014112

Simple "lazy" pizza.

Take sliced bread, or whatever half decent bread you have around (I usually use baguette ), then cover it in pizza sauce, or even pasta sauce. If you don't have either, a decent salsa works good enough. Then throw whatever cheese you have on there, ideally cheddar or mozzarella. The latter is good enough as is but I usually like to add green peppers, olives, tomatoes, onion, mushroom, salami, turkey, or whatever else I have left over.

Pop it in the oven at 450F for 8-10 minutes. It's a tasty way to use leftover and ensure nothing goes to waste.

>> No.7014590

>>7014143
there are a kind you're supposed to boil and a kind you can just bake

look on the package before you buy to see what kind it is

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7014619

>>7014112
>Posts top secret Ja/ck/ thread

Well done, OP

>> No.7014620

>>7014131
no there are 2 kinds of lasagna noodles, one you need to boil first and one you dont.

>> No.7014623

>>7014556
>anything that involves pasta

I'd rather stand around for the first 5 minutes to make sure pasta does not stick. Not to mention it takes like 10 mins for the water to start boiling and another 12 to cook the pasta. So much work!

This is not what a lazy man would do.

>> No.7014639

>>7014112
Lazy meal for cutting:
>boil 1-2 cups of frozen veggies
>drain
>add can of tuna
>add tomato sauce
>season
>enjoy
I make this all the time (5 days a week) and it only takes 5 min

>> No.7014653

>>7014639
I don't know how you can handle eating that slop 5 times a week.

It sounds fucking awful.

>> No.7014666

>>7014653
with 12 hour work days, it's either that or fast food...since I'm trying to lose weight that slop is my only choice.

and to be honest, I really like the taste...not to mention it really fills me up.

>> No.7014673

>>7014623

>i'm a fat fuck that thinks mcdonalds is gormet and I have the attention span of a goldfish

cool post man, it was great it really was

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7014675

I eat a can of tuna over the sink and think about what I did wrong to end up like this

>> No.7014712

>can of black beans
>can of corn
>can of green beans
>can of tomatoes
>can of stock
>frozen meatballs if i got some on hand, optional
>cook all together for a half hour or so

tastes pretty good for just canned veggies, i rinse the tomatoes and beans but leave the juices the green beans and corn have and pour it into the pot, adds a pretty decent flavor

>> No.7014728

>>7014112
got a batch of lazy happening right now -

oven's on 400, potatoes took a quick spin in the nuke, sliced up some onion, celery and cubanelle... tossed all that in some parchment with some fish, butter, thyme, salt and pepper, and rolled 'er up... got a bit of beer on the stove with a sliver of the onion, some salt and pepper, and a nub of butter on seriously low.

full on 5 mins of prep. I'ma clean for twenty mins and check back...

>> No.7014755

Fried rice

Cook whatever veggies you have (I use bell pepper, garlic, onion and mushroom), add already cooked meat (picnic ham is goat for this), add cooked rice, fry and add seasoning of your choice.

>> No.7015008

>>7014712
>but leave the juices the green beans and corn have and pour it into the pot, adds a pretty decent flavor
i'm sure your food is also salty as fuck

>> No.7015014

>>7014675
r u me?

>> No.7015037

>>7014112

Pasta rice:
-cook rice
-mix in a little butter and salt
-top with 1/2 to 1 cup marinara sauce
-saute vegetables and put on top of sauce if you're feeling fancy

>> No.7015043

I call this one the Lazy Man's Lazy Man's Enchiladas

>pour two bags of potato chips into a pan
>pour as much Taco Bell sauce in as possible, make sure it's mild
>add an entire tub of sour cream, a gallon of milk, and top with Kraft singles
>bake until ready

>> No.7015066

Holy shit that sounds disgusting

>> No.7015076

you know how some tv dinners say to stir once about 15 minutes before you take them out of the oven?

don't!

>> No.7015079

put raw pasta, chopped cherry tomatoes, garlic, and basil in a pan, fill with water and cook for enough time to cook the pasta and/or reduce the water into a tomatoey sauce. Surprisingly good, takes about 15 minutes total and only one pan to clean.

>> No.7015083

>>7015079
I can't imagine that would reach sauce consistency in 15 minutes. Unless by sauce you mean soup.

>> No.7015094

black beans
onion
potatoe
some meat or fat
spices n shit

cook until semigoop

eat with toast

>hnnng

>> No.7015122

>>7015076
you absolute madman

>> No.7015177

>>7014131

I do this with penne all the time, it's great

>> No.7015187

Hobo packets

Hamburger patty, slice a potato in half, a few baby carrots, couple slices of onion and some garlic powder. Wrap it up in some aluminum foil and bake in the oven until done.

>> No.7015209

Peanut butter banana sandwich or any lunchables in an egg omelette

>> No.7015233
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7015233

From like 13-17 years old I would eat Spaghetti with Kethup and Parmesan cheese. Looking back I just don't understand how I enjoyed it but I definitely remember really enjoying it.

>> No.7015236

boiled rice with butter. oh and a glass of milk.

>> No.7015260

>>7014112

Can of Wolfgang Puck vegetable soup
Can of refried pinto beans
About 1/4 C of hot fresh salsa

Mix the soup and beans. Add the salsa. Eat. It's delicious.

>> No.7015268

>pull top can of spaghetti-o's and meatballs
>plastic spoon
>don't even have to do dishes

Do you even lazy?

>> No.7015271

1 lb of red beans
pick over them to remove tiny rocks, etc
put in big pot, cover by 1" with water. Let it sit overnight/18 hrs
Drain the beans, do not save the soaking water
Add more water to cover by 1", add one smoked ham hock, one quartered onion, set it over low heat and leave it the fuck alone for a few hours. Once the beans are done adjust flavor, salt, spices, etc.

Make some rice.

Red beans and rice. Cheap, easy.

>> No.7015346

>>7014241
Wtf is pasta

>> No.7015363

>>7015271
For doubling the recipe, do I still want only one inch of water over the beans or two inches?

>> No.7015388

Cook pasta, drain and reserve
Fry up garlic in same pot with butter, salt and pepper
Put pasta back in and mix

>> No.7015414

>1 box whole grain ziti
>1 can Prego 3-cheese pasta sauce
>one Tupperware Microwave Pasta Maker

>Pasta + Water + Tupperware
>Microwave 16 minutes
>drain with built in lid
>dump can of pasta sauce in with noodles
>mix
>eat straight from tupperware
>also serves as storage container for leftovers

Why are you faggots so bad at being lazy?

>> No.7015418

>>7015414
>drain
>dump
>eat
all those verbs are making me tired man.

>> No.7015428

>>7015418
You cook in it, you eat out of it, you store in it.

It's literally saved me countless time in the past 3 years since I've bought it.

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>>7015014
Yes.

>> No.7015484

>>7015271

You don't boil it first? Just leave it on low heat?

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>>7014112
>Grilled spiral sliced franks (with casing).
>Ketchup
>Curry powder.

Ghetto currywurst.

Pic related. Friends wrote me off as a directionless drunk around my birthday and stopped having anything to do with me. Had to cheer myself up somehow. Birthdaywurst!

>> No.7015534

Put tendies in oven for 20 minutes
Put tendies on plate after they're done
Dip in ketchup

>> No.7015538

>>7015523

i respect the attempt, but you could have at least splurged for some decent sausage.. happy birthday brah

>> No.7015541

>>7015523
I do coke and go bar hopping with my friends

You lucked out, what a bunch of shitters

>> No.7015560

>>7014639
>Tuna 5 days aweek

Enjoy your hospital trip

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>>7015560

>> No.7015577

>>7014306
will try it tomorrow, thx
Most likely will add baloney and something like kimchi (if i have anything in the fridge)

>> No.7015580

>>7015560
japanese people eat dolphins and they live longer than anyone.

>> No.7015582

>>7014539
you are sick

>> No.7015606

>>7014675
If you will figure out what you have done wrong, let me know because i end up eating "cat food" more often then i think i should as well.

>> No.7015632

>White rice or some of those grain packages (5 min prep time)
>broil pre-packaged cooked eel for 5-10 min
>few raw vegetables on the side

>> No.7015817

>>7015083
Not a whole pot, just a pan, just enough to kinda cover everything.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/08/27/one_pan_9_minute_pasta_recipe_from_martha_stewart_living_the_backstory_and.html

>> No.7015823

>1/3 cup of sunflower seeds in a dish
>small bowl of baby carrots
>grilled ahi tuna steak WELL DONE
>cup of cashew milk half sweetened/half unsweetened so it tastes just right

Literally 5 minutes

>> No.7015827

>leftover pasta sauce put in pot
>wait until nice and bubbly, add water if it gets too thick
>pour in a box of Stovetop stuffing
>crack a bunch of eggs directly into the mixture and stir vigorously
Best with some leftover sausage or something but goddamn it's tasty even without and filling as hell.

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>>7014193
>mls
>implying I just have graduated cylinders lying around
>measuring sugar by volume
>"simmering" in only 60 mls of water

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>>7015827

>> No.7015837

>>7014193
motherfucking chem lab

>> No.7015838

>>7015834
Riveting

>> No.7016027

>>7014131
>calling pasta noodles
stop this shit

>> No.7016028

>>7014112

half a box spaghetti noodles
jar of Ragu
green can cheese
wala!

>> No.7016030

Polish country style kielbasa.

A bun in one hand, a big piece of kielbasa in the other, take a bite of each.

>> No.7016032

hi, anon who made the lazy man chimichangas

my wife has a "lazyman" recipe that is actually great. because it is so goddamn easy

preheat oven to 450

in a 9x13, dump a box of penne, jar of pasta sauce and an equal amount of water. cover with foil and bake for 30-35 minutes at 425. Take out, remove foil, add mozz to top and bake until cheese is melted.

It's very fucking easy.

>> No.7016033

Take some chicken and some vegetables

put them in the oven

that's it

>> No.7016038

>>7014112
Cheapest lunch meat that's not bologna with a slice of whatever cheese put in toaster oven for ten minutes. While it's toasting, mix 2 parts mayo, 1 part Dijon mustard, and a little bit of ground pepper. Throw it all together on two slices of bread. Oh yeah, toast those too.
Slice a tomato if you're feeling especially productive.

>> No.7016040

>>7014155
why are they called mercury beans

>> No.7016046

>>7016038
But anon didn't you hear that bologna gives you ass cancer?

>> No.7016048

>>7016046
>that's not balogna
I know this a lazy thread, but try not to skip words

>> No.7016053

>>7016048
All lunch meat gives you ass cancer so it's the same thing anyway.

>> No.7016089

Beef stew.
Find some shitty stew base recipe online. Broth, beer, tomato paste, Worcestershire, etc
Brown meat if you want, cook onions and garlic.
Throw all the shit in the broth along with potatoes and whatever veg you want and cook forever, thicken at some point
Wa la now you can be medieval

>> No.7016101

>eat tuna out of a can
>eat spaghetti out of a can
>eat baked beans out of a can
>eat spam out of a can

>> No.7016105

>>7016089

>wa la

>> No.7016177

>>7014112
>White Botan Rice
>maybe scramble an egg white if the small frying pan is clean
>soy sauce

>> No.7016183

>>7015271
This is a recipe for stomach cramps

>> No.7016199

>>7014112
for a moment I mistook that pic for someone having the time and energy to do a 3d rendering of you know who

>> No.7016332

>>7016199
i think that was the idea

>> No.7016371

>>7014255
no way this works

>> No.7016975

1 cup of frozen veggies (microwaved)

On a whole wheat tortilla spread 1/4 can of refried beans and add cheese. Add in veggies, fold and microwave for ~30 seconds on each side.

Saddest, yet most efficient dinner possible.

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7017002

Lazy-ass biscuits n gravy:

>Bob Evans brand sausage gravy
>Microwave it while still in the pouch
>Pour some into open hotdog bun

Dinner.

>> No.7017180

>>7014193
Salamat po

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>> No.7017205

>Start cooking 4 eggs
>take a loaf of bread
>Put 4 eggs on plate after they are done
>Open can of tuna with vegetable oil and throw it on eggs
>add parmesan on top of tuna and eggs
>eat the yolks with bread/tuna/parmesan on top of bread
>glorious black bread, yolk, tuna and oil mix with parmesan mash up

Fuck I'm hungry now

>> No.7017470

>>7016027
now THIS is autism

>> No.7017515
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7017515

Why not just watch any of his videos titled lazy man's recipe?

>> No.7017632

Cheap Fast Lunch:
Tin of Baked Beans
Tin of Tuna

Mix in pan

>> No.7017700

>>7014181
I don't understand this

>> No.7017755

>>7014241
>ramen pasta

>> No.7017757

burritos

>fry canned refried beans in a fat
>crack an egg or two in pan, mix thoroughly
>the refried beans should be light and fluffy, no discernable egg bits if it incorporated correctly
>dump in salsa and cheddar
>make it hot, ensure cheddar melts
>dump on a tortilla, apply hot sauce if desired, wrap, eat

Overnight oatz

>mason jar
>1/2 cup oatz
>fixings
>fill rest with water, shake, fridge it overnight
>dump in bowl, microwave, add a shot of milk

microwaved potato

>put microwave in potato until eat
>hot

>> No.7017771

>>7015428
has the lid/steam letter never warped?

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7017789

this, microwaved for a minute while dressing tortilla
slab of cream cheese on strip down middle of tortilla (or sour cream if you have)

add chicken to tortilla and sprinkle cajun seasoning
microwave thirty seconds and wala

>> No.7017819

Spaghetti agliolioliollieollieoxenfree is probably the best kinda lazy food I make.

>> No.7017822

mix a can of tuna with cottage cheese and add black pepper, eat it like it is and enjoy dem protons.

>> No.7017843

>>7014123
Underrated post

Lazy fucker's guide to stir fry

Get any veg
Any
Do you have broccoli
You don't like it but you have it
Fuck you put it in
Get anything
Do you have meat
If you do marinade that shit and it better be shrimp because that shit sits fast
Fry it up, use different pans if you want, I'm not your dad
Boil noodles, use udon, don't be a ramenfag, three minutes before
Strain
Flip your shit about, set a stage
Oil them noods appropriately, if it's too oily you fucked up
Enjoy also fuck you

>> No.7017872

>>7016040
Finished product in a bowl looks like the planet Mercury

>> No.7017874

>>7017843
>Lazy fucker's guide to stir fry
>marinating meat
Almost.

>> No.7017921

>>7015043
How fat are you? That's awful.

>> No.7017933

God-tier superbowl food

>1lb ground beef
>1lb breakfast sausage
brown, drain

>1lb velveeta
mix in

>worcestershire, garlic powder, oregano
add

>cocktail rye bread
spoon on, bake @350 for 5 or 10 minutes or whatever

>> No.7018126
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Eggs are my goto lazy food

>keep forever in the fridge so you always have them on hand
>good by themselves or with whatever you have
>take <10 minutes to cook no matter what you do to them
>good at any time of day

Just finished a really simple 3 egg omelette which I threw some green onions and mushrooms that I had sitting around into. Super tasty and took me just a few minutes to cook.

>> No.7018142

Steak and broccoli.

No more than 12 minutes from fridge to eating.

One pan I have to take 90 seconds to clean.

>> No.7018300

>>7018126
I had a brain flash recently while I was washing rice for my rice cooker, that I could put a few eggs in the steamer basket and have hardboiled/steamed eggs every time I make rice without any additional exertion. Now I keep a few hardboiled eggs in the fridge for a snack or to add to another dish randomly.

eggs are rad

>> No.7018718

Make rice in rice cooker

Saute bok choy with some chinese sausage and garlic. Splash of soy sauce at the end.

Serve over rice

Even lazier, just make like 10 hard boiled eggs and eat them over the next 4 days or so

>> No.7020457

Based Jack

>> No.7020471 [DELETED] 

ITT: Americans lying over moderate, non-fried food consumption. You lazy fat farts. Enjoy Obama, nigger Muslim cuckolds.

>> No.7020488

>>7017700
Omelette in a bag is from Jack. Someone tried it and tweeted it Gordon. This is his response.

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>>7020471

>> No.7020588

>>7014639
you must smell like shit

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7020609

I just cook some spaghetti
then fry together onion, garlic, chickpeas and mushrooms. throw pasta sauce over and a shit load of nutritional yeast.
throw on top of spaghetti. fucking delish.

>> No.7020632

>>7014131

>Not making your own lasagna sheets

Woah this might be the plebbiest board ever

>> No.7020655

>>7014259

>Wikipedia is wrong

First time that happens

>> No.7020831

>>7014112
Putting meat seasoning on stuff that isn't meat

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>>7015233
>ketchup with parmesan

>> No.7021359

>>7014589
>Not microwaving it