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7011349 No.7011349 [Reply] [Original]

Mushrooms are a white man's food.

>> No.7011353

k

>> No.7011358

god damn just looking at that made me hard.

i just picked up a book on mushroom hunting. i hope i don't die.

>> No.7011359

indigenous people on turtle island have eaten mushrooms for thousands of years. Asians too

>> No.7011365

Blatant lie.
Asian food is heavy with mushrooms and fungus.

You must be either South American or middle eastern to think that. Get out, human jerky people.

>> No.7011371

>>7011359
dinosaurs ate musshrooms

>> No.7011445

DUDE WHITE PEOPLE LMAO guy strikes again

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>> No.7011467

>>7011456

what is that?

>> No.7011468

What are some tasty mushrooms besides the typical white ones, and portobellos ?

>> No.7011474
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>>7011467
poisonous fly agaric

>> No.7011478

>>7011468
Morels

>> No.7011479

>>7011456

Why is that mushroom so red on the outside?

>> No.7011482

>>7011456
I... I don't think you should eat anything wild with that vivid a color.

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>> No.7011500

>>7011493
What are these? Brain mushrooms?

>> No.7011515

>>7011500
yes

>> No.7011525

Imagine giant mushrooms just towering twenty something feet in the air. That shit would be so fucking cool to see.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/long-before-trees-overtook-the-land-earth-was-covered-by-giant-mushrooms-13709647/?no-ist

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>>7011500
Morel mushrooms

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>> No.7011548

>>7011547
that's stomach you tard

>> No.7011554

>>7011547
most animal innards don't make me sick to look at
but my goodness I kinda threw up in my mouth. it was gross and acidic, it burns

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>>7011525

>> No.7011569

>>7011349
What's your point nigger?

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>> No.7011635

>mushrooms are a superior man's food

Yeah. Knew that already.

>> No.7011675

morel mushrooms are my one expensive treat

>> No.7012203

>>7011468
>morels
Short season, often a pain in the ass to find and definitely a pain in the ass to clean, but very worth it. Unique flavor.
>king oyster
Farmed mushrooms so available year round and cheaply. Very firm, meaty texture and solid flat or, especially when roasted. What portobello mushrooms wish they were.
>chanterelles
Great texture, mellow, beautiful buttery flavor.
>hen of the woods/maitake
Feathery shape. Good flavor.
>pine/matsutake
My favorite. Meaty texture and bold, complex cinnamon-pine flavor.
>hedgehog
Similar to chanterelles but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter.
>turtle
Neat grapey/red wine flavor.
>black trumpet
Expensive as hell generally but really great flavor IMO.
>porcini
>admirable bolete/velvet cap
Slightly sweet/spicy
>fairy ring
Nutty flavor.
>chicken of the woods
Shelf mushroom. Meaty texture and slightly chicken flavor.

>> No.7012224

>>7011675
>not picking your own
>being a tripfag

>> No.7012231

>>7012203
>and definitely a pain in the ass to clean
All you do is rinse them and put them in a brind for a bit to kill the bugs. It's simple

>> No.7012241

>>7011586
lol it looks like a pen0r

>> No.7012897

>>7011493
nice haul if that's yours. I've been out passively hunting for morels but never found one.

>> No.7012898

>>7011474
I ate those and tripped fucking shitballs hard. Not in a good way

>> No.7012916

>>7011371
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/long-before-trees-overtook-the-land-earth-was-covered-by-giant-mushrooms-13709647/?no-ist

To be fair, they were living in mushroom paradise.

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>>7011349

I like mushrooms.

>> No.7012936

Mushrooms scare niggers!
Good times!

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>>7012936
So what you're saying is we need to do some science magic to bring back those 24' mushrooms and plant them every where?

I'm okay with that and welcome our new giant, white mushroom overlords.

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>>7011586

>> No.7013503

>>7012203
ty for this info mushroomfag


Anyway I'm spicfag and my mom loved mushrooms but I thought I hated them as a kid. Except my fav treat she'd make was fried mushrooms, she just never called them mushrooms and called them honguitos and my kid brain didn't connect that that was just spanish for mushrooms.

I also used to think comino and cumin were different. Like for a legit first year in college I thought cumin was a different indian version of comino like how there's oregano and mexican oregano.

>> No.7013697

>>7013503
Mexican oregano is best for making chili and stuff. Learn about epazote too.

>> No.7013747

>>7012203
Lots of good info, mushroomanon. Do you forage or grow mushrooms?

>> No.7013756

>>7013503
Whip out the epazote and those uni chicks will be creaming in their panties.
Good times!

>> No.7013764

>>7013756
>epazote

Or asking if there's a gas leak.

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>>7011358
You don't say.

>> No.7014833

>>7011349
Strange how you'd keep flaunting champignon as the image of mushrooms then

>> No.7014853

>>7013697
>>7013756
>epazote

You're either some old lady or some white kid trying way2hard to be "authentic"

epazote a shit

>> No.7014941

>>7011547
Holy fuck dat file name. Your age is showing anon

>> No.7014956

>>7011547
I didn't realize mushrooms could make Teratomas.

>> No.7015196

>>7014853
Whatever you fag. It's great in black bean soup it adds a nice note to it but then being a fucking fag you wouldn't understand that.

>> No.7015305

>>7013747
Forage some, and have grown king oysters and maitakes, but mostly my knowledge is from working in restaurants and talking to local foragers/suppliers. Love cooking with mushrooms, there's so much variety and such great flavors to be had. Helps that I live in the pacific northwest, we've got a ton of great mushrooms here.

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most recent mushroom hunt

>> No.7016278

Tfw as a kid puffballs used to grow all the time in your fields, fry them up with some spice as a GOAT snack. Been almost 10 years since I last saw one grow

>> No.7016639

>>7016278
Hey yeah, what the hell. I haven't seen a puffball for twenty years.

>> No.7016661

>>7016047
beautiful
>>7011493
this too

any tips on mushroom hunting? didn't realize i was interested in this until this very thread. recently went vegetarian so this could be an interesting way of incorporating more veggies into my diet

also if there are specifically good areas in the oakville/toronto area that'd be great to know thanks

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>>7016670
Pic related is delicious as fuck.

>> No.7018923

>>7011482
Peppers
Radishes
Carrots
All red fruits

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It makes me wonder how hungry the very first person had to be to eat one of these fucking things
>oh look, its growing out of that rotted log next to the giant pile of shit
>better try to eat it

I'll never, ever get a taste for mushrooms.
I've tried though, don't get me wrong. I've really fucking tried.
From button cap to portobello. I just can't do it.
They just look so fucking wierd, and the texture always makes me gag.

>> No.7018981

>>7012898

They're edible if you boil them for a long time

>> No.7018990

The only mushrooms I've ever liked were morels

>> No.7019006

>>7018970
>rotted log
>giant pile of shit
These are the worst sources of nutrients for mushrooms as they're typically only around for a few days. Humus is much more reliable.

>> No.7019096

>>7011349
I eat mushrooms and I'm nigger

>> No.7019153

>>7019096
I eat niggers and I'm a mushroom so there you go.

>> No.7019156

>>7011525
Just like morrowind you fetcher

>> No.7019165

>>7018970
>From button cap to portobello. I just can't do it.

Congrats, you tried the same mushroom twice.

>> No.7019276

>>7018970
>i've only eaten the same kind of mushroom from a grocery store.

>> No.7019292

>>7018923
>wild

>> No.7019513

>>7018970
Try baking them with cheese and parsley and garlic in the cup, tastes amazing that way

>> No.7019540

>>7011358
>needing a book about mushroom hunting to not pick up something poisonous
>americans

also, if you want to be sure you don't pick anything poisonous, stick with boletes. most of them are generally edible, there's only a few poisonous species which can be however easily identified from the rest

>> No.7019557

>>7016047
where do you live?

>> No.7019588

>>7017631
Holy shit dude, what is that. It looks tasty!

>> No.7019616

>>7011349
Nigga, mushrooms are fucking delicious.

>> No.7020066

>>7011543
i see some giroles there. they expensive and taste like shit imo

>> No.7020101

>>7016664
>>7016668
these giant puffball mushrooms are really weird

>> No.7020239

>>7018970

>I've tried though, don't get me wrong. I've really fucking tried.
>From button cap to portobello. I just can't do it.

hahahahaha

>> No.7020629

>>7018970
>It makes me wonder how hungry the very first person had to be to eat one of these fucking things

Probably a sick fuck with a lack of morels.

>> No.7020631

>>7011543

>work at a grocery store that sells chanterelles

Jesus Christ that's like $6000 worth of mushrooms.

>> No.7020654

>>7016661
>any tips on mushroom hunting?

1)walk into woods
2)???
3)return with mushrooms

>> No.7020699

>>7016664
>>7016668
>>7016670
I've always wanted to slice a big hunk off of one of these and grill it like a steak.
>>7020654
That's a good way to get someone killed anon

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>>7020629
>lack of morels

>> No.7020736

>>7011482
Fuck you, Purslane is delicious

>> No.7021010

>>7011543
What's that massive thing on the right? Been picking mushrooms for 20 years and never encountered one of those

>> No.7021059

>>7011349
I was picking mushrooms behind a public library in connecticut and i shit you not jacques fucking pepin walks around the corner cuz he's picking mushrooms too.

>> No.7021068

>>7021010
A fat guy in an orange shirt

>> No.7021098

>>7021068
hes not fat his arm's just out

>> No.7021120

>>7011349
Typical USA trademarked post with race bullshit bait that affects mostly themselves.

>> No.7021125

When are mushrooms in season for the south east US? I went mushrooms hunting in the woods in my back yard but didn't shit growing. I even check the rotted trees on the ground.

>> No.7021132

god I fucking LOVE mushrooms

>> No.7021203

>>7021059
Find him again and post pic with timestamp or you're totally shitting everyone.

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I regularly make mushroom tea.

It's pretty far out, man.

>> No.7021416

>>7021010
Looks like chicken mushroom. Grows on eucaliptus

>> No.7023507

>>7019513
i am pretty sure you could do the same with bread instead of mushrooms and it would taste the same.