/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7007823]

Restaurant cringe experience

>family vacation to Disney world
>eat dinner at Mexican place
>uncle orders chicken nuggets and fries
>they don't sell them
>he gets irrate
>server walks across the street to buy frozen nuggets and fries
>they cook them
>he demands ketchup
>they don't have it
>server walks across street to grocery store for ketchup
>uncle complains his food took forever and is cold now
>"let me talk to your manager, BOY"
>entire meal is comped
>the fajitas were actually great
>fuck mickey mouse

[Anonymous No.7007829]

>>7007823
uncle pepe

[Anonymous No.7007833]

>>7007823
>Disney world
>don't sell nuggers

i find that hard to believe sir

[Anonymous No.7007835]

Kill your uncle.

[Anonymous No.7007836]

>jail excursion to kindergarden
>drink melted butter
>guard orders trichinosis
>fuck mickey mouse

[Anonymous No.7007839]

>>7007833
It wasn't in the park, it was the night we got there. I don't remember the place.

[Anonymous No.7007843]

>>7007823
>things that happened,tumblr edition.

[Anonymous No.7007844]

>long time ago on my birthday
>at some restaurant with my family
>waiters bring birthday cake out
>family starts singing happy birthday
>the staff join in
>couple of other people sitting in the restaurant join in
>about 20+ people staring at me
>entire song feels like an eternity
>try to hold back the tears for the next 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.7008002]

>>7007823

[Anonymous No.7008082]

>>7008002
Can't tell if she's cumming or about to vomit. Source if she made porn.

[Anonymous No.7008101]

>>7008082

He is cumming. Not the guy you replied to, but he has a tumblr and is pretty open about the videos that he's made. Ill try to find it.

[Anonymous No.7008106]

>>7008082
That's a dude, dude.

[Anonymous No.7008109]

>>7008101
Figured it was a dude. I can't fap to that. I'd still watch it, whatever.

[Anonymous No.7008143]

>>7008109
i can and will
pls sauce

[Anonymous No.7008234]

>>7008002

PartialAsian deleted all of his videos. He said that he was tired of being seen as must a masturbation object.

He also said that he was very tired in at particular video and he was just trying to concentrate as hard as he could on cumming.

[Anonymous No.7008499]

>>7007823
disney actually has some goddamn fantastic restaurants and is a great vacation spot even if you want nothing to do with mickey or the parks.

[Anonymous No.7008590]

>>7008499
blue bayou is my fav

[Anonymous No.7008715]

>>7008109
>I can't fap to that [traps]

and you call yourself a 4channer.

[Anonymous No.7008768]

>>7008101
give me the tumblr now

[Anonymous No.7008778]

>>7007823

>boy

Take your sjw shit back to /b/

[Anonymous No.7008809]

>>7007823

>be in college
>dude from down the hall in my dorm asks a bunch of us if we want to grab some food
>go to really good mom and pop diner down the road
>dude orders apps for the whole table
>keeps getting everyone drinks
>something seems kinda fishy with how much he's ordering
>tab comes, we take out our wallets
>"nah, hold up guys, I got this"
>he takes out his wallet, pulls out little baggie
>its full of yellow crusty toenail clippings
>he drops a couple on his plate
>sweet old waitress comes for bill
>he makes a huge scene about how disgusting this shithole roach factory trough is, and his uncle is a health inspector, and blah blah blah, no way we're paying for this contaminated garbage meal
>she's on the verge of tears, we're all humiliated
>manager cant stop apologizing, gives us a pie to go, comps everything
>back at dorm
>"wasnt that awesome guys, yeah, i havent paid for a meal in like 4 months lol"

[Anonymous No.7008863]

>>7007823
>be me, husband, daughter, mom having a family day
>go to Cheddars for the first time ever
>I'm the only one who orders a salad
>Get it, munch happily for a few minutes
>Stirring it up when I see a dead moth
>Almost puke
>It was the waitresses first day, she can't stop apologizing
>The rest of our food comes
>Was bland, lukewarm and greasy
>Manager comps the full meal thank god
>Still write to company
>Never even get an email back

Pic very related.
Fuck that place.

[Anonymous No.7008869]

>>7008863
While I find moths cute, and let them land on me happily,

This disgusts me more than a cockroach or fly. Fuck. Maybe it's their powdery, dusty wings.

[Anonymous No.7008874]

>>7008869
That's what grossed me out the most, I think. I'd much rather have found a fly than a moth. I mean I know shit happens sometimes but why the fuck did it have to be a moth of all things.

[Anonymous No.7008890]

>>7008874
Eugh. Its giving me goosebumps.

How long ago was this? Is their email still in service or are they just ignoring you?

[Anonymous No.7008899]

>>7008863
Similar to this, I found one of those weird black beetle things in a Taco before, forgot what place, was some obscure random Mexican chain.

When confronted about, the Waiter simply said "it mustve crawled onto the table you were at and got there after I put the plate down"

Manager didnt even do anything about it.
I simply picked up the whole plate, dropped it to the floor, and left.

[Anonymous No.7010070]

>>7008809
triggered

[Anonymous No.7010085]

>>7008809

Good god that person deserves nothing less than death.

[Anonymous No.7010225]

>getting steaks
>we're all nicely sozzled on wine
>waitress knocks water over
>we laugh it up, she goes to get tissues
>none of us give a shit, apart from
>one guy who thinks he's the hagglemaster jewthousand starts trying to get the entire meal comped

[Anonymous No.7010253]

>>7007823
Any time with my mother. Her food is always "wrong" and middle aged white woman angry mode is activated

>"um I ordered sour cream on the side, no its ok" as she angrily scoops it off with a fork

>something on her plate will be "not hot" and we sit there while we wait for her to get a new whatever it is.

>"I'm sorry maam, that substitution is an extra $3, "of course it is (heavy sigh)"

>"can I have -----, but add this, put this on the side, no this and can I have this instead...?"

>everyone will rave their meal is fantastic and while she enjoys hers too maybe, she'll complain about someone near us being loud or the vent blowing cold air

It's funny cause I love my mother and she is the most laid back lady, but when it comes to restaurants, everything is against her, or so she thinks.

[Anonymous No.7010286]

fuck off frog poster

[Anonymous No.7010310]

>>7010253
My mother is getting like this, it's weird. She used to be totally chill in restaurants, but now when we take her out it's all theatric sighs, rolled eyes and arms thrown up in outrage when the waiter takes more than five seconds to notice us.

[Anonymous No.7010319]

>mom is drunk at local famous bbq place
>orders baby back ribs
>when order comes she is convinced she has been served short ribs
>loudly condescending to waitress
>head chef comes out and politely explains to her they are the baby back ribs and she should try them and if she has further complaints he'd be happy to fix it
>she scoffs at this and continues to yell about how they are ripping people off
>waitress gives me pitiful, sympathetic looks because I am obviously the hostage of a drunk lunatic
>mom storms out
>we're all hungry and can never return to our favorite bbq place

Holy shit mom just eat the ribs

[Anonymous No.7010328]

If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments

>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions

LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.

[Anonymous No.7010330]

>>7010328
LOL

[Anonymous No.7010364]

>>7010328
Go to McDonald's and order inside. They'll fit right in with their people.

[Anonymous No.7010371]

>>7010328
>>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''

Fuck me this is gold

[Anonymous No.7010398]

Last night actually
>Go to downtown sushi place for friend's 30th birthday
>Velvet rope and bouncer guy to check ID's
>"BTW we have a dress code later but if you're just eating and leaving that's fine
>Im in a clean white t shirt, black slacks, and vans
>Whatever, go inside
>Notice it gets louder and louder as I ascend a staircase
>There are people just standing everywhere
>Loud EDM all through out the place
>Find friend's table, surrounded by people standing
>Look at menu
>Cheapest sushi is like 12 bucks
>LOCAL craft beer is 7.50 a bottle (a six pack of it at 7-11 is the same price)
>Decide fuck it, go all out
>Order spiciest sushi and a beer
>Still loud EDM
>Still people just crowding around
>Food takes a while, figure it would since servers have to squeeze though all the douchebags and their thot girlfriends
>Sushi is okay, not as spicy as it was hyped up to be
>Okay, I'll order the asian hot wings
>Pre breaded tyson chicken wings covered in sesame seeds and ginger garlic sauce
>Whatever, more beer. Maybe I'll like this more drunk
>Kitchen closes, music gets LOUDER
>Find out there is a DJ in the next room
>Now its just a night club
>Not muslim but I would love to aloha snackbar this place
>MFW I spent 60 dollars for three beers, wings, and 1 roll of sushi, total bill for three people was 245


Being a poorfag sucks but at least I don't feel like a poorfag when I get sushi at my regular place. 60 bucks feeds 3 and gets you pretty buzzed

[Anonymous No.7010403]

>>7010328

[Anonymous No.7010411]

>at restaraunt as a kid with my parents
>order hamburger without lettuce
>burger came with lettuce but i'm fine ust taking it off, its just lettuce shit
>my moms not fine with it though, shes one of those people
>says I need to have the waiter take it back
>mom pls no
>waiter was super nice too
>she makes me tell him they got it wrong
>mfw the burger comes back and the waiter says "enjoy your meal" sarcastically
>mfw it doesn't have lettuce but it probably has an extra serving of spit

[Anonymous No.7010412]

>>7010328
If you can't fight them, join them. You don't have to be obese, but you could laughing with them. whenever they make a joke laugh obnoxiously loud.

[Anonymous No.7010416]

>>7010328
>>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''

[Anonymous No.7010429]

>went to dinner at Olive Garden because flyover ville and gf wanted some of their alfredo
>go in, the interior is being remodeled
>dipshit owner doesn't think to maybe shut down restaurant for a whole 2 days while it is being renovated, instead, I have to dodge construction workers and extension cords as I'm escorted to my seat
>sit down, our waiter is a 90 year old woman who I am 90% sure has Parkinsons
>I order some chicken with a wine reduction and risotto
>our salad comes out
>absolutely pathetic, it is actually warm for some fucking reason and the lettuce looks like it was on the verge of rotting
>old lady asks if we want cheese
>"yes, please"
>she proceeds to grab the shredded cheese out of a fucking bag she had in her fanny pack (manager later explained she actually does have Parkinson's and she cant operate a cheese grinder, why the fuck is she a waitress then?)
>as she goes to put the cheese on the salad, her hands are shaking awfully and she's spilling cheese all over us
>our mains come out
>absolutely disgusting, the chicken is cold, it doesn't even have a drop of the wine reduction on it, the spinach was not boiled or steamed or cooked in any way, it was just raw, and somehow they managed to make a fucking bone dry risotto
>get the manager
>politely explain what a fucking trainwreck their service has been
>they redo our food, probably loading it with lots of boogers and cum but it actually isn't half bad this time
>manager then informs me that because I ate our food the second time around, he wouldn't be comping our meal but would give us a $10 credit

D R O P P E D
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If you live in Indianapolis, steer clear of the Olive Garden on US 31 South. Idk what fucking compelled me to go to that shithole instead of the actual Italian run restaurant a mile down the road but what can I say, my girlfriend has shit taste

[Anonymous No.7010435]

>>7007823
I wish this guy enjoyed himself more in that .webm he could be cute if he didn't look so stern

[Anonymous No.7010447]

>>7010429
why are you entitled to a comp if you just ask them to remake the food?
they made you food and gave you $10 for the inconvenience. Seems more than fair

[Anonymous No.7010459]

>>7010447
I didn't "ask" them to remake anything. I just told the manager what a shit show the entire experience had been. He offered to have it remade and ran off before I could say anything.

And just because they remade my main didn't change the fact that I spend like $40 and 3 hours in this place, and had cheese and water spilled on my clothes.

[Anonymous No.7010466]

>>7010459
fair enough that sounds like a shit show
I forgot all about the cheese and water which sucks more than just remaking food

[Anonymous No.7010467]

>>7010429
I prefer to just steer clear of the entire state of Indiana

Actually make that flyover land in general

[Anonymous No.7010473]

>>7010467
Indiana is alright. Pretty good gun laws, and nice people for the most part. Just pretty boring. Indianapolis is the only city in the state where you can at least have a chance at finding a halfway decent restaurant.
>>7010466
and the whole night I listened to other people in the old lady's section complaining about her spilling shit left and right lmfao. I think she even spilled a plate of spaghetti on a customer. I feel kinda bad, cause I mean she has a disease, and people who are that old and working are usually doing so because they lost their pension or have medical bills. But they need to put her to work doing something that doesn't involve carrying plates and water

[Anonymous No.7010476]

>>7010328
sac up and quit submitting to this.

[Anonymous No.7010482]

>>7010476
he has not choice but to submit, he's a jobless neet who lives in their home rent free

[Anonymous No.7010488]

>>7010482
So, you're saying he needs to start pulling his own weight?

[Anonymous No.7010499]

>>7010328
And you're 13 so you MUST go with them? Holy shit grow a pair you weak ass beta faggot

[Anonymous No.7010508]

>>7010488
GOD

FUCKING

DAMNIT

CARLOS

[Anonymous No.7010512]

>>7010253
My ex's mom was like this. I just wanted to have a decent meal and regular conversation but 99% of the time shed go on and on about how she's too cold or the food doesn't seem fresh or they sat us somewhere shitty. God I wanted to strangle that cunt

[Anonymous No.7010519]

>>7010328
>we tip with a rip!

this cant be real

[Anonymous No.7010520]

>>7010328
Copy pasta?

[Anonymous No.7010527]

>>7008809

When I was younger I used to work as a sous chef at a decent family restaurant, now i've moved up in the world a bit but regardless a similar thing happened where I was doing a special with wild rice, korean braised short rib and pumpkin(it was around this time of year too oddly enough), and a dude pulled something similar I think it was a tuft of black hair or something like that. He had black hair, I have red hair, so I went up to the table and said to him "I made that dish from start to finish, including all of the prep, your server has blond hair, your bus boy also has blond hair, and I have red hair. You're the only one here with black hair, so either im crazy or thats your hair in the food"

He said shit along the lines of wanna see the manager, I said im in charge today and please leave the restaurant, I won't be insulted in my own workplace.

Actually worked out pretty well, we got a huge negative review but it got deleted after a little while and nothing changed whatsoever.

Now that I actually own a restaurant I'd do it again, shit like this makes me rage when I hear it.

[Anonymous No.7010534]

>>7010411
Dude literally no one food tampers
Dat shit is a felony it
Being convicted with one will fuck your whole life.

[Anonymous No.7010545]

>>7010534

Not him but I imagine proving someone of tampering with your food is very hard.

[Anonymous No.7010549]

>>7008809
Impressed tbh, not everyone could pull this off.

[Anonymous No.7010553]

>>7010527
Based

[Anonymous No.7010556]

>>7010488

Fuck off Carlos nobody likes you

[Anonymous No.7010597]

>>7010328
There is no way in hell this is real...but I want it to be.
Someone please do a dramatic reading of this and post it here. Ive done dramatic readings before but im at work now...

[Anonymous No.7010606]

>>7010597
It sounds like something from a hidden camera show with a comedian dressed in a fat suit.

[Anonymous No.7010629]

>>7008082
>>7008101
>>7008768
>>7008143
PartialAsian. She closed her tumblr account, but the videos should still be up on various sites

[Anonymous No.7010858]

>>7010328
TIP WITH NIPS
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[Anonymous No.7010872]

>waitress brings food
>"hot plate be careful"
>immediately touch the plate

Every time

[Anonymous No.7010888]

>>7010328
>"we tip with a rip"

[Anonymous No.7010954]

>working at Buffalo Wild Wings closing shift
>cleaning out fryers
>Finish two of four, start the next set
>drain the second set of fryers while first refills
>finish cleaning the remaining two
>pic related falls in from the ceiling as I'm putting the equipment away
>bubbles and eventually just pops from the heat
>tell the current manager (this store had like, six?) who is outside on the phone
>comes in, phone still to his ear
>"Oh shit, hold on"
>hangs up, but begins taking pictures of the mess
>explains that he's putting it on Snapchat
>tells me not to worry about it and I can go home
>never ate from there again except for the time I forgot about it
>when I was there with my girlfriend, her sister and their friends

[Anonymous No.7010993]

>>7010429
>Olive Garden
All you needed to say brah

[Anonymous No.7011336]

every. single. fucking. time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocal_cord_paresis

they never understand me when i order and it sucks

[Anonymous No.7011374]

>>7010954
meh, that shouldn't really bother most people. insect parts wind up in most things we eat. at least the fryer doesn't harbor any diseases.

[Anonymous No.7011396]

>>7011336
BUT THE WOLBACHIA...
MALE TO FEMALE
TRIGGERS COPULATION

[Anonymous No.7011601]

>>7011336
maybe help the poor fucks out and type your order into your phone with a note up top saying your chords are fucked

don't make things awkward for other people

[Anonymous No.7011637]

>>7008101
This should be it.
Be thankful, I'm getting banned for this.

[Anonymous No.7011666]

>>7011637
someone already posted the name, google's pretty easy

[Anonymous No.7011667]

>>7008082
>she

[Anonymous No.7011671]

>>7011666
but you know for a fact none of the people asking will understand how to use it :^)

[Anonymous No.7011676]

>>7011667
traps are girls

[Anonymous No.7011698]

>>7008778

What the fuck are you even talking about? His uncly says it to the server to be a condescending prick. Is that sjw shit now too?

[Anonymous No.7011728]

>>7011671
good point
fuck em i guess haha

[Anonymous No.7011871]

>>7010872
It's hot but it's not THAT hot. I always just take it from them. Just can't touch the bottom like a retard and a lot of people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.7012117]

>>7010527
linguini?

[Anonymous No.7012152]

>go to red lobster ( not my fault my mother liked it)
>guy in late 40s comes in with Ranma 1/2 shirt on that is two sizes too small
>no way he knows what that shirt is, someone must have bought it for him or he got it on donation
>he sits down and orders his meal
>a few minutes later they bring out some seafood linguini
>nigga pulls out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket and starts eating

Fucking old weeb.

[Anonymous No.7012172]

>>7012152
I think i can tell who's the real weeb in this story m98 :)

[Anonymous No.7012175]

>>7010328
>"we tip with a rip"
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.7012183]

>>7010328
My mom is literally dying right now, like hospice care, get your shit arranged kind of dying but this story still made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.7012189]

>>7012152
There is literally nothing wrong with Red Lobster. All of the other seafood places I've been to, even at the coast, have been garbage compared to it. Also, them biscuits.

[Anonymous No.7012191]

>>7008002
Well, I'd suck her dick, just sayin, yall can fuck off

[Anonymous No.7012214]

>>7010328
>''we tip with a rip!"
Made my day

[Anonymous No.7012218]

>>7012191
>I'd suck her dick
>I'd suck dick
It's okay to be bi, anon. And if you don't identify as bi, you just would fuck someone regardless of genitalia if you found them attractive, then you can identify as pansexual.

[Anonymous No.7012221]

>>7012218
traps are women

[Anonymous No.7012225]

>>7012191
I'd suck her dick too

[Anonymous No.7012232]

>>7012218
I am pansexual, I am not attracted to the male figure / face at all, if your feminine w/ a cock I don't care it's go time.

[Anonymous No.7012242]

>>7012232
Agreed, which is also just dandy. People just need to quit insisting that they aren't gay when there is a lot more to this world than straight/bi/gay. I don't support the full LGBBQWTFKILLME spectrum because it's ridiculous of pansexuality is a thing and people just need to admit that is what they are, if they are, already.

[Anonymous No.7012269]

>>7012232
>I am a special snowflake
Stopped reading. Seriously, die in a fire. Preferably diesel. You need to be burned with something smelly enough to cover up the shit spewing out of your mouth

[Anonymous No.7012272]

>>7010872
Working with coal stoves on a regular basis gave me some very mild ability-to-handle-hot-things-bear-handed superpowers. It just amuses me when they say this.

[Anonymous No.7012274]

>>7012242
>>7012232
>>7012218
As a liberal, it pains me to say this but I am totally ok with homosexuals and bisexuals and pansexuals, but I am horrified and disgusted by trannies. I wouldn't mind them if they were just like people in the wrong gender, but they're so goddamm whiny and confrontational, like holy shit I don't care if you want to cut your dick off, just leave me alone I'm sorry you got the short end of the stick biologically, how is that my fault?

[Anonymous No.7012283]

>>7012274
>libtard believes he has to be accepting of every special snowflake on the planet in order to be a good person
This is your brain on liberalism

[Anonymous No.7012286]

>>7012274
As that 'pansexual' that posted, a lot of them are like that, but then there are a bunch of vocal ones that fuck it all up for everyone. Gay pride parades and shit like that makes absolutely no sense.

[Anonymous No.7012291]

>>7012274
I hear ya on that. My best friend identifies as trans but thankfully was never really whiny about it other than with me a few times because we're like family, when drunk. I got him off of the estrogen though because he began it way too late to make anything kind of decent transition and never really had the jaw line for it in the first place. Also he was getting it from some weird online vendor. He's actually doing great now, still wishes he could have been born a girl but is on the Presidents list in school and is in some co-ed frat/sorority thing for other kids on the Presidents list, 4.0 GPA with offers to some top Ivy League schools. I don't think that would have been possible at all if he had kept down that road. Beforehand he was just a drunken NEET growing sad tits.

[Anonymous No.7012296]

>order Patty melt
>get a regular hamburger on a bun with American cheese and raw onions
>don't complain because if I wanted something better I should've made it at home myself

[Anonymous No.7012298]

>>7012232
You have no idea what pansexual means because you just said
>I am pansexual, I am not pansexual

[Anonymous No.7012302]

>>7012296
>not reading the description
>no description even offered
>expects fancy onions, not raw onion like pretty much every other place

at least you didn't complain because that'd make you a retard

[Anonymous No.7012405]

>>7012221

The whole idea of a "trap" is that you think it's a woman but it turns out to be a guy. Thus, you've been trapped.

[Anonymous No.7012409]

>>7012405
>this tbh fam

[Anonymous No.7012421]

>>7008890
It was maybe 4 months ago now. I emailed them a few days later and kept checking back to see if they responded but they never did.

[Anonymous No.7012422]

>>7008234
>uploads video of you doing something sexual
>wahh masturbation object
What the fuck did you expect faggot? everyone was going to stand in a circle singing kumbaya praising you for being so open while nonsexually appreciating your cock. Goddamn if he wants to be a woman at least he has the doublethink down.

[Anonymous No.7012426]

>>7012302
The definition of a Patty melt is a burger on rye with swiss and sauteed or caramelized onions.

You're the retard here my friend

[Anonymous No.7012439]

>huge group of relatives going to tgifridays after a funeral
>politely force myself through this shitty lunch
>everything looks terrible
>order the fish tacos, it comes with cheddar broccoli soup for some reason??
>the soup was so loaded with cheese and salt it was inedible
>the tacos were overloaded with unnecessary shit and too much sauce making them soggy
>waiter keeps asking if everything is ok since i am not eating anything
>dont want to be a jerk so i say its ok and leave a 30% tip
>throw the leftovers out once i get home

TGI Fridays, worse than a funeral.

[Anonymous No.7012469]

>>7012117
>It was one of the rat's hair's all along.

[Anonymous No.7012526]

I once got a dum dum sucker that had I big black ant lodged half way in it. I did not notice until I had sucked it loose enough to taste its ass and legs. Haven't had a sucker since.

[Anonymous No.7012583]

>>7012152
>guy in his late 40s
>Ranma 1/2 shirt

I dunno, man. The show finished its run in 1992. A lot of the weebs from that era are in their 30s and 40s now.

[Anonymous No.7012612]

>>7008002
>Video of ugly girl
>"Probably a dude"
>It is a dude

Of course.

[Anonymous No.7012663]

>At Sizzler
>Friend gets drunk before coming
>When the waitor brings out cheesy bread he instantly asks if they could bring more cheesy bread
>The table next to us didn't eat any of their sliders
>When the waitor comes to collect the plates with untouched sliders, friend asks if we can have them
>After we're all done eating and we're just relaxing he makes a bet about snorting pepper and has a sneezing fit (at least it was late so it was pretty empty) because he snorted pepper

[Anonymous No.7012672]

>>7010328

[Anonymous No.7012853]

>>7012663
Your friend sounds like a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.7012855]

>>7011396
my nigga

[Anonymous No.7012865]

>>7012583
Guy almost 40 here, I can confirm this

I have no idea about any anime since 2000 or so. It's meaningless to me. But older stuff is cool. Probably wouldn't wear the shirt though.

[Anonymous No.7012870]

>>7010429
I feel like Olive Garden is a great fucking meme.
It isn't cheap, it isn't expensive. But if you order anything that isn't spaghetti with fucking meat sauce you will pay over 15 dollars a plate.
I live in Bloomington and my friend dragged me there yesterday. I could have had 2 chipotle burritos for 14 dollars and it would have been a lot fresher.

[Anonymous No.7012876]

>>7010473
Indiana isn't just alright; it is the best secret in the US.
Indy is shit tier for restaurants imo.
I prefer Bloomington and Fort Wayne for food.
I mean don't get me wrong St.Elmos is good but I feel like the best steak in the state is in Roanoke.

[Anonymous No.7012941]

>>7012183
Sorry to hear, fella.

[Anonymous No.7012974]

>>7010545
I remember reading a story a while back about someone being horrible to the people in a fast food place while they were ordering and because they were experienced shitheads their spidey-sense went off and they assumed their drink was spit in so they actually went and had it DNA tested just to ruin the frycook's life. If I find the article I'll reply back, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.7012977]

>>7012974
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/06/waiter-dna-test.html

It wasn't exactly how I remembered it but still pretty funny. Also a good story to bring up if you want to start arguments.

[Anonymous No.7012984]

>>7008002
who's this asperged aphrodite

[Anonymous No.7012989]

>>7012876
St. Elmo's is really overrated. I ate their once, the steak was good but it just wasn't worth the expense and the crowd. Indy has a couple good restaurants I really enjoy. Meridian on Meridian, Cerulean, this Greek place and this Moroccan place called Saffron Cafe come to mind.

[Anonymous No.7012991]

>>7012989
>their
there*, sorry. I think I started to think "I ate their steak" but then changed it as I was typing

[Anonymous No.7013028]

>large Balkan family
>go to restaurant
>they engage in Balkan style "communication", meaning everyone just yells louder and louder over time because fuck letting someone finish, I'LL JUST YELL LOUDER THAN THEY
>everyone around us stares
>next time we go they seat us in a separate room

[Anonymous No.7013032]

>>7013028
you need to start some kind of club just for balkan trash.

[Anonymous No.7013106]

>It's my birthday
>Going out for a meal with friends
>We go to one of my favourite restaurants
>Girl in the group drinks half a vodka and coke
>Starts acting really drunk
>Initiates a food fight
>An honest to god movie-style food fight
>My idiot friends join in because grill
>Excuse myself
>Pay for my food and leave

[Anonymous No.7013116]

>>7013106
>not getting in a food fight
You missed out.

[Anonymous No.7013119]

>>7012283
>libtard believes he has to be accepting of every special snowflake
>your comprehension level
That was his/her/it's exact point, you dullard. He doesn't WANT to be accepting of them.

[Anonymous No.7013121]

>>7013119
*its

[Anonymous No.7013124]

>>7013119
And yet he still said "as a liberal it pains me to say this", implying that all good liberals should be completely accepting of every special snowflake, degenerate, and mentally ill person on the planet to be a good person. I think you're the one that needs to practice your reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.7013139]

>>7008590
Excellent ambiance and good food but kinda pricey.

I love the Thunder Ranch BBQ. Like $20 for all you can eat beans, cornbread, ribs, chicken, soda, in a rustic environment with live entertainment.

[Anonymous No.7013142]

>>7010597
I'll give it a go whenever I next get to my studio.

[Anonymous No.7013145]

>>7013142
>studio

[Anonymous No.7013164]

>>7012274
MTF trannies are the only ones I have a problem with. FTM ones are more level-headed than gay men on average

[Anonymous No.7013167]

>>7013145
I'm a professional voice actor for hire, so yeah. I have a studio.

[Anonymous No.7013169]

>>7013167
Unless you're one of the like 10 voice actors that actually gets work, you're probably really broke.

[Anonymous No.7013211]

>>7013164
I'm not keen on a lot of feminist theory, but I think the insufferability of most MTF trans people is kind of a proof of toxic masculinity. And I mean that in the sense of males being raised in such a way that enjoying anything non-masculine is punishable or shunned or whatever. When you grow up like that and decide to change genders, you don't stay level-headed. You freak out about things and assume that everyone is persecuting you.

Now traps and femboys are awesome. My boyfriend trapped for a while and still crossdresses from time to time. It's awesome because he goes to a lot off effort to pass convincingly. And it's also one of my fetishes so, yeah.

[Anonymous No.7013212]

>>7013169
Nah.
I'm also a published writer, cook, business owner, blogger, law student, and have a fair sized Youtube channel.

The key is to not put your eggs in one basket, but voice acting is good for building a resume, connections, and sometimes you get lucky and produce something like an audio-book that a lot of people buy. But that's how all entertainment work is, a lot of luck.

[Anonymous No.7013216]

>>7013212
>2015
>telling lies on the internet
kek, whatever makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.7013224]

>>7013212
You forgot "professional barista"

[Anonymous No.7013230]

>>7013124
You're right, I suck cocks. But only girls'.
>implying that all good liberals should be completely accepting of every special snowflake, degenerate, and mentally ill person on the planet to be a good person
So, Jesus is a liberal?

[Anonymous No.7013236]

>>7013230
Jesus was a fucking pussy liberal faggot, and that's why I'm Jewish. Judaism is the only religion that aligns with right-wing viewpoints. There's no bullshit about getting into heaven or helping the poor or not charging interest on loans.

[Anonymous No.7013247]

>>7013236
It seems backwards to me that you would determine what the absolute truth about the nature and creation of the universe is based on the conformity to your political views.

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[Anonymous No.7013251]

>>7013247
Religion has far more to do with how to conduct oneself on earth. Judaism doesn't even acknowledge an afterlife, and such things are of no concern.

[Anonymous No.7013255]

>needing cult to live a virtuous, meaningful existence

[Anonymous No.7013257]

>>7013255
>needing to live a virtuous existence
it's all about money

[Anonymous No.7013263]

>>7013251
That's not my point. It's like, why would conformity to your political views have any bearing to whether the religion is true or not?

Surely, if you're gonna be religious, you should determine which one you think is true and then alter your political beliefs to conform to it, right? If you're just shopping around for a god that agrees with what you already believed in before, then what's the point of the religion?

Pretty arrogant of you, to be honest mate.

[Anonymous No.7013271]

>>7013263
>what's the point of the religion
community and networking
I'm a Jew purely for the sake of my banking career.

[Anonymous No.7013276]

>>7013257
Good goy. And here I was thinking it was about food, clothing and shelter.

[Anonymous No.7013280]

>>7013276
>goy
>implying

[Anonymous No.7013284]

>>7013280
>

[Anonymous No.7013288]

>>7013271
Oh. I replied to a troll.

Congrats on your replies.

[Anonymous No.7013291]

>>7013288
>telling the truth is trolling
kek, enjoy your poverty. i'll be enjoying my private jet.

[Anonymous No.7013294]

>>7013257
>it's all about money
only jews and niggers say this
>inb4 there's a difference

[Anonymous No.7013302]

>>7013294
What else matters in this short life? Life is about getting what you want so you can take care of your family. That's it. Fuck everyone else. If you believe otherwise, you're a dumb liberal cuck and deserve to be poor.

[Anonymous No.7013315]

>>7010328

[Anonymous No.7013322]

>>7013302
And this is why the truly wealthy aren't concerned with money. They are rather interested in real estate, natural resources, political power and assets. You may be Jewish, but I can tell you are certainly not rich.

[Anonymous No.7013326]

>>7010488

[Anonymous No.7013328]

>>7010429
>If you live in Indianapolis, steer clear of the Olive Garden on US 31 South. Idk what fucking compelled me to go to that shithole instead of the actual Italian run restaurant a mile down the road
You mean the one across from the mall? Yeah, never been in there. Also, what restaurant are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.7013338]

>>7013322
>found the liberal cuck

[Anonymous No.7013342]

>>7010597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yFs62bnPLh

[Anonymous No.7013344]

>>7010328
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>''we tip with a rip!''

[Anonymous No.7013352]

>>7013342
nice fagvoice, fagboy

[Anonymous No.7013354]

>>7013351
What else matters in politics besides economics? Let me guess, you think tranny and fag rights are somehow important?

[Anonymous No.7013363]

>>7013338
You are the cuck, my friend. Rat racing your short life away to
>get what you want and take care of your family
This is not a matter of your political views, it's a socioeconimic position.

[Anonymous No.7013366]

I thought this thread was about restaurant cringe experiences, but non of the stories are as cringe inducing as the thread itself.

[Anonymous No.7013368]

>>7013363
What else matters in politics besides economics? Let me guess, you think tranny and fag rights are somehow important?

Also, why did you delete your post and then post it again?

[Anonymous No.7013387]

>>7013354
>>7013368
Are your insecurities so strong you resort to strawman at the mere suggestion that, economically, you may be the actually cuck?

[Anonymous No.7013392]

>>7013387
Did your mother ever teach you not to answer a question with a question?

[Anonymous No.7013457]

>>7013288
>troll

He sounds perfectly reasonable tbh. I myself am a Christian but I go only go to church to participate in social activities and to enjoy the music and the atmosphere.

>actually believing in Jesus and angels

top kek, spotted the flyover

[Anonymous No.7013488]

>>7013352
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.7013491]

>>7013488
It means the voice is that of a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.7013525]

>eat at this restraunt
>wauter comes up and tells us they don't have ground beef
>were like what lol but okay
>order food and a girl at the table orders an apateizer without telling us (and later wants to split the cost of it)
>waiter takes plates away and has hands full
>walking away girl who ordered apateizer goes "SIR"
>"yes?"
>"are you going to take THAT plate?" One little plate on the side of table
>he gets it but struggles we all sit there cringing
>checks come and she gives a <5% tip
>then her cousin threw a bag of chips at her face and she cried the 3hr ride home the next day

[Anonymous No.7013562]

>>7010310
God, I hate middle aged women who do this. My Mom was in the restaurant industry for like 20 years, so she's chill.

[Anonymous No.7013567]

>>7008809
>>7010527
Similar shit happened at the first restaurant I ever worked for. Lucky it was a dead hour so there wasn't a shit show. But this guy with his gf came by and after eating and drinking refused to pay because of all the hair in his meal. The hair was this red brown long thing and no one that worked had long red brown hair and besides I or the cook would have caught that much fucking hair.

I just bsed. Pointed up and said "look up there, that's a camera. If I go up and check this and find you lied I'm gonna call the cops for trying to defame a business or at least for attempting theft". The cook came out hearing the girl whining loudly, the guy complained about his sauce then and just continued being a prick but the cook was just this big ass dude and said he was just gonna wait in front of the door till either they paid or the cops came. Then manager only came down as they were paying. They tried to cry to him but he heard the story and just took a pic of them on his flip phone and said we were gonna print it out, put it on our do-not-serve list, and let other restaurants in the area know. They bitched and he just went "look, camera recording all your bull, get out".

Manager could really only afford a camera for the bar and cashiers but he always told us to bullshit there was a camera if we got some underager or scammer.

[Anonymous No.7013572]

>go to exotic restaurant
>order grilled elephant ear on sesame seed bun
>waiter comes back
>would you like to order something different?
>why? you out of elephant ears?
>no, sir, we're out of sesame seed buns

[Anonymous No.7013573]

>>7010328
>"we tip with a rip!"

Glorious kek

[Anonymous No.7013585]

>>7013572
>He doesn't know that elephant ear sandwich is just a bologna sandwich.

[Anonymous No.7013586]

>>7010328

Your parents sound pretty cool actually.

[Anonymous No.7013669]

>>7011336
my ex had this, i feel for you anon.

[Anonymous No.7013964]

>>7013572
>exotic restaurant
You mean the state fair?

[Anonymous No.7014005]

Went to this expensive restaurant in a local casino and kept seeing a bunch of raggity ass people get sat down then leave once they saw how expensive the food was.
They'd probably have to go to the McDonalds near the front entrance.

[Anonymous No.7014453]

Bullshit. What kind of restaurant doesnt have ketchup.

[Anonymous No.7014512]

>>7014453
I would venture to answer that with that real ethnic restaurants don't.

liiiiiike: Italian, chinese, thai, indian, mexican, vietnamese, ethiopean... just from the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.7014736]

>>7012439
It seems disrespectful to go there after a funeral.

[Anonymous No.7014944]

>>7014453
Have you never in your life paid more than $15 for a meal?

[Anonymous No.7015205]

>>7010253

Me, my parents, and my brother go out to eat all the time. I think my mother sends things back more than the rest of us put together.

[Anonymous No.7015249]

well then, this thread

[Anonymous No.7015298]

>>7010545
Floor spice is very real, sometimes cooks drop things, sometimes that's your food.

Source: Saw a horrible cunt of a cook who was fired do it on multiple occasions.

[Anonymous No.7015351]

>>7008874
You'd rather have a shit eating fly than a nectar eating moth?

[Anonymous No.7015352]

>>7007823

You joke but I literally had an uncle go buy a bottle of coke and demand an ice cup when a restaurant only had pepsi

[Anonymous No.7015374]

>>7012232
I'm a proud potsexual and you pansexual degenerates disgust me. I don't know how you can be attracted to such shallow culinary equipment

[Anonymous No.7015389]

>>7013236
But Judaism is the major catalyst of muh feelings liberalism my semitic friend

[Anonymous No.7015434]

>>7012232
>I am pansexual

>I am not attracted to masculinity

THEN YOU AREN'T FUCKING PANSEXUAL YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T EVEN USE YOUR OWN BUZZWORDS RIGHT.

>>7012663
>Completely untouched food that was going to get thrown out gets eaten.
>Dude likes cheesy bread.

You sound like a faggot OP.

>>7013236
Actually... there is.
Jews are not allowed to charge interest on loans to Jews. Any Jewish banker who lends to Jews is not acting kosher.

There is also bits about helping the poor (Jews), and avoiding eternal punishment is also a theme.

If you want an actual religion you could get behind as a conservative, you should check out Confucianism.
It's core is literally patriarchy. Not bullshit tumblr shit, but actual rule by fathers. Devotion towards male authority figures is the central tenet of a religion that is otherwise 100% dedicated to tradition and acting properly.

[Anonymous No.7015464]

I have no idea why the quality is so shit.

[Anonymous No.7015714]

>>7014453
spotted the flyover

[Anonymous No.7015745]

>>7012283
If you hate liberalism, move to the middle east.

[Anonymous No.7015758]

>>7008863
Moth? How specific of nature

[Anonymous No.7015773]

>>7012876
There are no cities in the world with 1.5+ million metro population that are shit for food.

You're talking out your ass.

[Anonymous No.7015805]

>Go out to eat
>order steak and chips
>plate comes, it's a burger and chips
>don't want to make a fuss
>eat the burger and chips
>half way through eating waiter comes back and is shocked, says he gave me the wrong meal
>asks why i never told him the steak was mine that he held in his other hand
>say sorry
>spot the person who wanted the burger on the other side of the room
>cut the parts i bit of the burger off
>take it over to them whilst they are eating my steak
>offer them the burger and offer to pay for the expensive steak i ordered
>i leave it on their table and return to mine
>i sit awkwardly for the next 30 minutes
>waiter asks if i want my bill
>charges me for the steak anyway
>as i leave all the staff are staring at me and giggling to themselves
>i turn and laugh along with them and say "it was good pranking you all!"
>i ran out to my car and never returned

[Anonymous No.7015824]

>>7012221
Just like pizza is a vegetable

[Anonymous No.7015831]

>>7010429
lulz. I used to live just south of Indy (Columbus) and went to that place a few times. Never had bad service or food, but never had good service or good food

[Anonymous No.7015844]

>>7010467
Indy is a pretty cool town: You can get any type of food you want (quality), it's not pricey, it's clean, there's a good bar scene, people are friendly, it has a nice river walk, easy to get around, won't get stabbed...

[Anonymous No.7015853]

>>7010549
why would you want to pull this off? it's shady as fuck and effectively stealing. I'd honestly rather go hungry than pull this off. If your 'friend' is screwing over others like this, what makes you think he wouldn't do the same to you?

[Anonymous No.7015859]

>>7015853
Why would it matter if I didn't run a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.7015868]

>>7012989
nah, sit at the bar, get a martini and the shrimp cocktail and it's all good before you have to go home to your wife. Harry & Izzy's is pretty well the same (same proprietors)

[Anonymous No.7015882]

>>7014736
Me and my buddy got White Castle take out immediately after his mom's funeral. That was our old go-to spot and we had a few beers back at his place. It was his comfort zone and got a few smiles out of it. Not disrespectful at all; his mom would want to know he was fine.
And no, we're not poor white trash

[Anonymous No.7015894]

>>7015859
because you're a fucking thief. you've clearly never earned something worth protecting if you have such a shit attitude that you think stealing is ok

[Anonymous No.7015895]

>>7010398
Actually sounds okay. I like EDM and would love to eat while a DJ plays

[Anonymous No.7015897]

>>7015805

[Anonymous No.7015918]

>>7012232
c'mon I was really enjoying this thread, for fuck's sake can we not?

[Anonymous No.7015927]

>>7015805
Wouldn't that be funny if that actually happened?

[Anonymous No.7015969]

>>7015859
If he's willing to stiff a mom and pop shop it's quite likely he'll rip off anybody including you with different tactics. Scams don't have to be the same, but people with moral standards that low tend to merit extra caution.

[Anonymous No.7015979]

>>7015969
Anyone who sat at the table and enjoyed free shit and did not offer to pay after realizing what that person had done, were all part of the scam and are immoral. They all got free food and never spoke up.

[Anonymous No.7015986]

>>7010253
She jewish?

[Anonymous No.7015993]

>>7014512
But Ethiopian restaurants don't have any food at all!
LOL 100% pham

[Anonymous No.7015997]

>>7015993
savage af fam

[Anonymous No.7016015]

>>7015993
Oh you cheeky anon!

[Anonymous No.7016022]

>>7008002
I don't understand this video, what's bothering her so much?

[Anonymous No.7016079]

>>7016022
I'd imagine that that's what she looks like when she's jackin' it.

[Anonymous No.7016090]

>>7016079
Yes.
It's cropped from a larger webm showing all the "action" as it were. Blue board, though.
Plus it's a guy jacking it.

[Anonymous No.7016112]

>>7010411
>File: 1427338394914.jpg (49 KB, 471x383)
probably was sarcastic to your mother, who would spit in the food of a little kid?
you weren't rude either

[Osmo No.7016116]

>>7013236
Judaism only still exists because the people following it don't want to admit their ancestors got their messiah fucking crucified.
It's the denial religion
>>7013572
>tfw exotic seafood restaurant is all out of shark
Still has it on the menu plain as day. Likely illegal.

[Anonymous No.7016139]

>>7008002
Watching this while listening to 1000 Dreams by Miss Kittin and the Hacker is really strange and fitting

[Anonymous No.7016476]

>>7010085
definitely would've sold him out at the restaurant tbh, shamed the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.7016531]

>>7010429
>my girlfriend has shit taste
clearly since she's with some beta like you

[Anonymous No.7016633]

>>7010328
>we tip with a rip

[Anonymous No.7016710]

>>7015979
That's also totally true, but this still doesn't mean that the scammer should get off the hook that easy. Everyone at that table deserves an ass kicking.

[Anonymous No.7017663]

>>7012583
My dad watched transformers in the 80's and watched kill la kill on netflix.

[Anonymous No.7017708]

>>7008002

I bet if you'd chop it's its balls off it would be a lot happier until it killed itself

[Anonymous No.7017722]

>ask a girl if she wants to go get lunch with me
>she agrees
>I know she has picky taste so I make sure she's okay with it
>we go to a mexican restaurant
>looks over the menu
>orders a sideplate of mexican rice only

and thats why I now go there alone.

[Anonymous No.7017730]

[Anonymous No.7017738]

>>7017730
Why are black people the most racist of all? Seems hypocritical.

[Anonymous No.7017742]

>>7017730
>>7017738
Why is everything about race with them all the time?
If they really cared about race, they'd finish first.

[Anonymous No.7017797]

>>7017730
>You assumed we wouldn't tip
>We aren't going to tip
>But, like, we were going to, honest, lolol

[Anonymous No.7017805]

>>7011374
that fryer is 400 degrees. any parasites are toast and tasty protein by then

[Anonymous No.7017811]

>>7017730
>can barely write
seems legit

[Anonymous No.7017851]

>>7012870
fellow bloomingtonfag, how art thou? the entire west side is midwesternland, full of chains and shit.there's a decent thai place over there but that's it

[Anonymous No.7017869]

>>7010597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h4O1YEF9Zy

[Anonymous No.7017888]

Esan Thai or some other Thai place?

[Anonymous No.7017934]

>>7010328
This morning my car broke down and it's about $3000 out of pocket to get back on the road.

This story broke through my melancholy and made me crack a grin.

Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.7017948]

>>7010429
>be poor
>go to food bank as a child
>allowed two items from the freezer
>see these clear bags with oliver garden stickers on them
>ohmanigettoeatatolivergardentoday.jpg

It was spaghetti sauce and it was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7018001]

>>7010459
You could have left. Instead you agreed to be served a second time. Services aren't free just because you had to tolerate an inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.7018170]

>dad asks if we want subway
>say sure and we give him a list on what to get (he doesn't really remember what we order so we write it down)
>little bro goes with
>they come back but it took longer than expected
>bro is pretty mad and upset and came back with no sandwiches
>dad threw a tamper tantrum because subway stopped it's 5 dollar foot long deals
>was apparently yelling at the workers and screaming about them ripping him off

[Anonymous No.7018219]

>>7015745
why would I do that, liberals want all of them to come here anyways :^)

[Anonymous No.7018228]

>>7007823
>>uncle orders chicken nuggets and fries
>>they don't sell them
I don't know why I laughed but I did

[Anonymous No.7018236]

>>7018001
>had to tolerate an inconvenience
>had to tolerate food being spilled on me, water being spilled on me, eating warm rotten salad, and then dealing with having my food remade, all in all making for a nearly 3 hour ordeal
yeah nah fuck you. As I said, I didn't even agree to be served a second time. The guy ran off before I could even say anything. A good manager or owner would realize how badly they fucked up and comp the meal or at least comp half of it. Instead I still was expected to pay nearly $30 or $40 for food I wouldn't serve to my dog.

[Anonymous No.7018269]

>>7018236
>Instead I still was expected to pay nearly $30 or $40 for food I wouldn't serve to my dog.
>wouldn't serve to my dog.
Good enough to sit there and eat instead of walking out, though.

[Anonymous No.7018394]

>>7010371
Is this fucking frog dad!?

[Anonymous No.7018461]

>>7010429
Southside 317 bro, fuck olive garden.

check out vito provolone's on 135

[Anonymous No.7018592]

>>7010328
Oh god I cant stop laughing I'm in fucking tears

[Anonymous No.7018854]

>>7017730
fucking cunts
my black half is mad

[Anonymous No.7018966]

>>7017869
>that ominous fat music in the background

[Anonymous No.7019084]

>>7010328
>we tip with a rip!

omg if he could somehow mix this with ripping his pants AND farting at the same time he would be a glorious god.

[Anonymous No.7019132]

>>7010328
going to join the crowd saying 'thanks for posting, my (x) has been shit and this cheered me up'
i've been swamped the past two weeks with midterm bullshit, my sleep schedule has been botched, i nearly broke down last week from stress, and im up tonight writing another monster of a paper.
but i still couldn't stop laughing at this. thanks dude.

[Anonymous No.7019144]

>>7011336
The VOCAL CORD PARASITES

[Anonymous No.7019180]

>>7018461
>check out vito provolone's on 135
Not him but that looks pretty boss, thanks for the tip. Gonna have to go sometime, if I don't end up going to Gray's in Mooresville first.

[Anonymous No.7019216]

>>7010328
>"We tip with a rip."
My sides have ascended

[Anonymous No.7019223]

>>7008715
>calling yourself a 4channer

[Anonymous No.7019257]

>>7008809
absolutly based, showing the shitty service industry what it needs

PROPER WAGES

>tfw i will never tip and shit on servers purely cause they are shit humans who cant get a decent job

feels good to be devilish

[Anonymous No.7019567]

>>7008715
>4channer
What is wrong with you ?

[Anonymous No.7019583]

>>7012183
Such is life, sorry it's your turn m8

[Anonymous No.7019604]

>>7010398

If it's an EDM joint then what the fuck could the dress code possibly be? We're they expecting formal wear?

[Anonymous No.7019618]

>>7012663

Sounds like a great way to enjoy a trip to sizzlers.

[Anonymous No.7020279]

>>7019604
Dress not up to par with dress code is a polite way to say "we don't like how ugly you are, and we're not sure how much money you have" for a lot of clubs.

[Anonymous No.7020796]

>>7013236
>Calls jesus a liberal pussy faggot
>is jewish
Jews are literally the most crybabby fucking complainers.

>EHHH DERRS NO STAH OF DAYVID ANYMOWAH! ITS ANUDDA SHOAH!
cant say merry christmas anymore, no more christmas trees, only non denominational christmas specials that have the one jewish kid explains his whole fucking religion so people will actually know what your shitty little candle means

[Anonymous No.7020908]

>>7018170
That's one of the biggest reasons why working in fast food is a fucking nightmare- people angrily blame you for corporate decisions you have no fucking part in. Same thing with logistical problems, etc. The guy working the register can't magically make stock appear.

[Anonymous No.7021042]

>>7012672
You're doing God's work anon.

[Anonymous No.7021074]

>>7012672
Good but needs to be more comprehensive tbh

[Anonymous No.7021160]

>>7012183
I know that feel anon

[Anonymous No.7021172]

>>7015993

[Anonymous No.7022196]

bump

[Anonymous No.7022213]

>>7010253
if my parents do this i dont hesitate to put them on blast
my dad made a small scene about how the popeyes we went into once was busy and i roasted him for hours after that
they never make a scene when im there unless there is a real problem that isnt them getting sand in their vaginas about getting old

[Anonymous No.7022220]

>>7010328
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''

[Anonymous No.7022239]

>>7017730
>work packaging at gyro place
>two orders from cashier come in
>one with a kebab and some other shit that takes a little time to cook/prepare
>one with just gyro sandwich and coke
>kebab order came first, but obviously the gyro went out first cause it doesnt take 10 minutes to cook
>old black lady who ordered the kebab comes up to me and angrily says I went over her order cause shes black
>tell her kebabs take 10 minutes to cook and a gyro sandwich can be prepared in under a minute
>tells me im racist and should be ashamed

wahh im a victim fuck you cunt

[Anonymous No.7022292]

>>7008002
Aubrey Plaza looks like shit now.

[Anonymous No.7022302]

>>7017934
You can buy a new car for that much

[Anonymous No.7022324]

>>7019144
amazing boss....

[Anonymous No.7022328]

>>7008002
Is this from Kids Do The Darndest Things vol. 8?

[Anonymous No.7022417]

>>7018170
>>7020908

I worked at subway for almost a year. The types of customers we had. I felt like i was in a fucking sitcom.

[Anonymous No.7022442]

>>7015805

[Anonymous No.7022942]

>>7017730
Fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.7022998]

>go to this fancy ass place
>with mom,sis and bro
>sit down talk to each other
>I usually have a bad time with sis but today it was going nice
>feel good
>menu had fish that night
>because I was feeling great I asked the waiter if it was possible to get something else
>some time later he comes back
>"Yes we have some something american meat something and it is already cooking"
>tell him I just wanted to know if it was possible not have it
>tells me it was already cooking
>tell him its okay and that I am sorry(just in case)
>he walks away and my sis starts laughing
>tell my sis that he is probably going to spit in my food
>when I said that I saw him look over from the kitchen and we made eye contact

On the plus side the Burgerlandian meat was great.

[Anonymous No.7024555]

>>7022417
Well then share some stories, nigger, what are you waiting for ?

[ewally now? No.7024764]

>>7010629
>she

[Anonymous No.7024945]

>>7008715
>4channer

Just go an hero please.

[Anonymous No.7025033]

>>7008101
>he

[Anonymous No.7025064]

>>7017934
>$3000
Getting your flux capacitor replaced? Or are they changing the unicorn blood?

[Anonymous No.7025083]

>>7007844
why the fuck would you be crying

[Anonymous No.7025092]

>>7017730
>"thanks for insulting us by treating us like us"
>proceeds to scratch out the second 'us'

Holy shit. This is too good

[Anonymous No.7025668]

>>7019257


feels good to be jewish


FTFY

[Anonymous No.7025881]

>>7013212
thinking atheist?

[Anonymous No.7025921]

>>7013342
Original guy requesting that, here

Thank you. Thats hilarious.

Everyone always likes saying "faggot" to whoever posts OC, which is why you dont see much here. Its all about tendies and ramen may mays. Fucking autists.

[Anonymous No.7025956]

>>7022417
I worked in a Kroger deli for about 3 months. Thats all I could take before I felt like I was losing a grip.
The everyday usual thing was people screaming how much overpriced roasted chicken they want and going back to their cellphone call.
My favorite were the bitchy soccer moms that would walk right up to the counter while I have a line of about 5 customers and just blurt out
>hey! Im gonna get a pound of private selection swiss, a half pound of dry salami, a half pound of buffalo chicken sliced really thin this time and HHHMMMM maybe a third...no a quarter pound of boarshead ham, ill be back in 15 minutes to get it kthanksbye!
And im just trying to deal with the faggots thats I currently have in line and dont even have time to answer her. I just ignore these people usually.

So of course 15 minutes later im still helping the customers in line as fast as I can and they get really flustered that I didnt tell everyone in line to fuck themselves and take care of her instead. This isnt just one or two people that do this either, it was a lot.

Oh and the people that stand there near the bakery while im there alone doing the dishes. They will be about 20 yards away from me, standing silently when suddenly they come over to my side and start yelling at me
>WHY ISNT THE BAKERY OPEN???!?!
>I NEED A GODDAMN CAKE

I dont work in the bakery, I have no idea...

>GET YOUR MANAGER

...no.

I also told a literal jew to fuck off when he wanted me to mark down cold chicken that was already marked down. I literally couldnt as I didnt have a username to log into the rf thing and print markdown stickers. He said
>oy vey this is to feed a hungry family! Its 3.95?? Can you mark it down again?
I cant, its a technical thing, I just cant, sorry.
>just try!

Im not kidding, he said "Just try!"
After a few minutes of me trying to get him to leave me alone so I could continue cleaning and go home, I lost my fucking temper and told him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7026037]

>Be in Spain with Spanish girlfriend
>she orders in spanish
>waiter can probably see i am English so insists on speaking in English
>The ordering process is a weird mix of english and Spanish as my girlfriend speaks in english he responds to her in spanish, and then in english on and of
>he just walks off in a strop like he gave up
>manager comes over and refuses to speak in spanish
>we order in english
>we both just got pizza because fuck giving them anything too complicated
>waiter comes back and sets our table for us in silence
>manager comes out later on and tells us to move table because the plates are too big for the table we chose
>walks off and leaves us to move everything to the next table ourselves
>pizza is nothing special and was probably frozen
>when we go to pay waiter says "You see i can speak perfect English, you don't have to struggle with spanish"
>we paid and left girlfriend called him some shit in spanish

the fuck man

[Anonymous No.7026836]

>>7012984
more like HERMaphrodite

[Anonymous No.7026927]

>be a waiter in cocktail bar come italian restaurant
>brother comes in to have dinner with some friends
>comes upstairs for some premeal cocktails
>acting like a complete douche, keeps complaining that his drinks aren't strong enough, embarrassing me in front of other customers, keeps making me top him up
>after 3-4 drinks must have had about a whole bottle of liquor
>goes downstairs to eat
>he and friends go all out ordering the most expensive things on the menu, swordfish, lobster etc.
>pukes up in front of a full house of customers, grosses the fuck out of everyone
>italian boss shows up, finds out he's my brother, calls me out on it and give me a pummeling 'ju fackin' estupid cant'
>gives me shit for the rest of my life
>thanks bro

[Anonymous No.7028911]

>>7017730

>closing shift at restaurant
>ghetto couple with their children come in 15 minutes before close
>black dude: ay yo what is yalls STRONGEST drank?"
>his side piece is on her phone the whole time and for the most part completely silent
>kids dipping coasters and their kids menus in their drinks, shredding them up, and throwing them
>request like 5 free breads
>rack up a $100 bill
>"ay yo that was some amazing service. this is all you man. you deserve it."
>hands me a roll of bills
>$102

Every damn week.

[Anonymous No.7029105]

>>7017738
Because for most of us history they've been fucked with the biggest available dick. So they're a little sensitive about it.

[Anonymous No.7029107]

>>7020796
how does one get so butthurt about something that affects them so little?

[Anonymous No.7029115]

>>7017742
Underrated

[Anonymous No.7029189]

>>7029105
they should be less sensitive about it then because they are taking a shit on themselves at this point

[Anonymous No.7029261]

>>7029105
>Because for most of us history they've been fucked with the biggest available dick.
You mean their own?

Because you're right, they do it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.7029266]

>>7010225
>Hagglemaster Jewthousand.

Kek

[Anonymous No.7029288]

>>7028911
>being this ungrateful

He didn't have to give you those two dollars. Why do you feel like you're entitled to more?

[Anonymous No.7029366]

>>7010429
>manager then informs me that because I ate our food the second time around, he wouldn't be comping our meal but would give us a $10 credit
Lmao you ate their food twice and expected it free? Fucking white people man. If you don't liek the service or the food, get your money back(if you paid for anything), and go somewhere else. Leave a bad review online or instore. Thats fucking it. Dont sit and eat 30 fucking servings of the shit, and then complain it was bad and tell them you want it fucking free.

[Anonymous No.7029594]

>>7029366
>Fucking white people man.

Sounds more like a Paki thing to do, honestly.

[Anonymous No.7029607]

>>7029594
No, entitled white people who think the world should bend over backwards for them do this. Particularly middle aged white women.
Niggers do it too.

[Anonymous No.7029695]

>>7007823
>sushi joint with boyfriend and dad
>dad is a typical marine, hot headed and hungry 24/7
>enjoying our edamame, making small talk. Overall trying not to piss off my dad
>get chopsticks and drinks, take all of two sips of mine
>open package of chopsticks, go to split them apart
>finally breaks, flinging my arm into my FULL softdrink, pours all across the table dripping all over my dad
>shocked, look up and see my dads face bright red
"You fuckin' idiot... jesus christ, were you born without a brain?!"
>everyonestaring.jpg
>jog over to hostess stand, ask for more napkins wishing I didn't exist
>try to barely breathe the rest of the meal, narrowly avoiding pissing him off more
>stares angrily at me the rest of the meal, waiter makes it worse by trying to make a joke of it-refills my drink in a fucking sippy cup
Fml, idk why restaurants think it's so funny to do that when someone's obviously mortified enough... Still get reminded everytime I go to sushi to keep my drink way the fuck away from me.

[Anonymous No.7029775]

>>7029288

Because I had to stay an extra hour and bust my ass for $2. Do you regularly have to work extra hours at your job for $2?

[Anonymous No.7029810]

Here's one from the other side of the pass.
>table orders a bunch of sides/starters
>scampi, wings, wedges, garlic bread, onion rings, prawns, nachos
>send it all out in good time, food looks great, pretty confident DESU.
>the plates come back: almost ALL the food is still there, they've taken maybe one bite of each dish
>I ask bar staff if they complained or anything
>nope, they loved the food, they just weren't hungry.
>facedesk
>wipe counter, put plaster on head. Continue cooking.

[Anonymous No.7029823]

>>7013212
lol ok. go back to reddit, faggot

[Anonymous No.7029827]

>>7013169
not to defend him, but even mediocre voice actors doing commercials and such can get up to 60k a year.

[Anonymous No.7029845]

>>7017948
:)

[Anonymous No.7029856]

>>7026037
was this in cataluyna?

[Anonymous No.7029862]

>>7029695
lol. the sisspy cup part can't be veraous

[Anonymous No.7029964]

>>7029775
Sorry, I didn't realise your customers were responsible for paying your salary

[Anonymous No.7030039]

>>7029695
Sorry about your dad, I know that feel, but at the same time... You can't even break apart chopsticks without losing control over your arms ? Do you even lift ? Fucking manlets, when will they learn...
Read the sticky and do SS+GOMAD.

[Anonymous No.7030436]

>>7026037
>>7029856
I've been to Spain, and I got the don't-bother-with-Spanish line several times, always in Andalucia