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6995566 No.6995566 [Reply] [Original]

who are all the people who watch and enjoy this unironically?

>> No.6995576

Judging by how many people here are obsessed with him, I'd say everyone on ck

>> No.6995578

>>6995576
but his food is so....

>> No.6995710
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>>6995566
No one actually likes him. We just like to laugh at him with his shitty recipes and his undercooked meats.

>> No.6995724

>>6995566
Admit it, you don't like him because he is successful and you are not.

He has a popular Youtube channel. All of your accounts got banned.

He has his own line of seasonings for sale. You only produce memes, and you give them away for free.

Both of you are fat. He has a wife, and children. You have a computer.

Jack has you beat in every way, faggots!

>> No.6995746

>>6995724
>low quality bait

>> No.6995754

>>6995724

Go home, Jack.

>> No.6995760
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>>6995566

>trip dubz

I don't even normally call em out, but someone has to.

>> No.6995849

>>6995724
Yo jack hit me up with that corn syrup sauce

>> No.6995858

>>6995724
>successful

kek

>> No.6995899

>>6995566
I just want to know why the last, totally on-topic thread was deleted

>> No.6995908

>>6995899
Because you faggots are giving this bigot views. Joey threads get deleted so jack threads should also get deleted.

>> No.6995938

>>6995908
I never opened any of his videos
I just like the webms

>> No.6995947

Put his god damned name in the god damned OP so my god damned filter hides your god damned thread you fat sack of shit.

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>>6995908
I miss /joey/ those threads had some deep lore. The war against Ken and ladytrayce, us trying to bring back the old Joey, the animation that will never be completed, the great nacho cheese victory, ect. ect.

>> No.6995983

>>6995967
Yeah joey threads were pretty great.
Never gonna happen again though since /ck/ would rather support a bigot fuck who can't cook.
At least joey had a few cooking videos that weren't complete failures.

>> No.6996897
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6996897

Ja/ck/ is one of the dumbest people I've had the displeasure of seeing online

>> No.6996915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

>> No.6996917

>>6996915
Do you know what's even worse than the salsa scat?

The fact that the wings are obviously fucking undercooked. Even at a distance I can tell that there's something off about the way they look.

>> No.6996925

>>6996917
But he is so talented when it comes to food

>> No.6996934

>>6995566
I'm guessing most of the people here watch it for the amusement value. I've never actually seen an episode myself. When I first heard about him I found an article about his show and that was enough for me. I don't need to know the secrets behind frozen vegetables and canned soup.

>> No.6996945

>>6996934
I watch it so I can replicate his amazing recipes.

>> No.6996950

>>6995566
>who are all the people who watch and enjoy this unironically?
Bot views that he's paid for,

>> No.6996954
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6996954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcb8vamjXk4

>> No.6996958

>>6996934
It's hard to look away; every single fucking video is such a trainwreck.

>> No.6996974

>>6996954
Are the fries horrendously undercooked too, or just very unappetizing?

>> No.6996997

>>6996974
Probably the latter; convection ovens are very efficient.

>> No.6997032

>>6996950
I want to believe this is true, is there any evidence that he pays for views/subs?

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6997336

Jack should try making carbonara, I think ck would implode if that happened

Even jack couldn't fuck up carbonara as much as this though.
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>> No.6997365

>>6997336
OH Shit

What a massive screw up. I guess she was just a kid without adult supervision.

>> No.6997372

>>6997365
No thats just Filipino cuisine

>> No.6997375

>>6995710
Did he actually eat that shit?

Do you have the video?

>> No.6997382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qDPgHMyekU

Holy fuck he's so obnoxious.

>> No.6997384

>>6997375
it's fine as long as you pop it into to microwave for a minute

>> No.6997394

>>6997382

How does one not know the difference between cinnamon and nutmeg

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>>6997382
Is there a single video where Ja/ck/ isn't the biggest piece of shit in the room?

>> No.6997443

>people who consume a piece of media but think they "don't count" as really consuming it because of the reason they're into it

Protip: the people making these shows know full well that some people will watch them 'ironically'. They know. You are still watching it. You're not even slightly not watching it, not at all. You count as a viewer just as much as anyone else watching for any other reason. There is no such thing as 'ironically' watching something, you are either watching it or you're not.

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>>6997416
>>6997382
>>6996897
>>6995908

Ja/ck/'s clothing is also incredibly obnoxious. Not just for the in-your-face religitard factor, even when it's not religious he wears meme shirts he got from loot crate or some shit. It's all horrible, he dresses like a 10 year old boy most of the time.

>yfw he wears a 'NAPALM ALL PALESTINIANS' shirt

>> No.6997461

>>6997443
We need to mirror his shit and watch the mirrors so we don't give him any more views. Is it legal to mirror vids on youtube, I haven't tried it myself.

>> No.6997473

>>6997382
jacks friend clearly thinks jack is an idiot

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I've upgraded from making shittily encoded webms to making shittily edited and encoded webms.

Enjoy

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>>6997522
And the other one

>> No.6997570
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>>6997527

>> No.6997571
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>>6997527

He needs to be gassed immediately for trying to get anyone to cook or ingest something like that.

>> No.6997595

>>6996954
>spending 9 minutes telling people how to make fries in his mememachine
fucking hell ja/ck/, fu/ck/ off already

>> No.6997606

>>6997571
Sir or Madam, that abomination is actually the product of the mind of Aunt Mryna, a convicted terrorist and trans-dimensional mind-flayer. Please do not engage with this individual and instead contact your local armed forces.

>> No.6997613

>>6997527
>>6997522

I like these. If you're taking requests I would request his recent pulled pork episode with the meat claws trying to tear apart raw pork.

>> No.6997619

>>6997522
>>6997527
>watching these
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se7w6pqBBxg

Holy fuck this is like watching ISIL videos or something

>> No.6997620

>>6997606
Oh god, I'm trying to delete the webm I created, but every time I do, two copies of the file and a jpeg of Aunt Myrna's face appear somewhere else on my hard drive.

>>6997613
I'll see what I can do, but it might take a while cos I'm watching a thing.

>> No.6997629

>>6997527
Jesus, could it get any worse? I'm curious as to whether him and his family actually eat this crap. I'm almost certain he just films himself tarding up in the kitchen and throws it all in the trash before him and his heifer family go gorge themselves at Golden Corral.

>> No.6997655

>>6997445

Have you seen the one that has

>"Anti-Jew?" (Front)
>"No food for you!" (Back, with his cooking channel logo)

He wore it on that korean bbq video

>> No.6997666
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>>6997613
This the sort of thing you were after?

>> No.6997672

>>6997620
No prob take your time.

>>6997655
Are you fucking serious, I'll have to check that video out. I can't believe anyone would even wear that unironically... or at all.

>> No.6997680

>>6997666
This is fucking gold, thanks. I know you can't put sound on /ck/ but the grunt he lets out when he goes into the meat is just too much.

>> No.6997683
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>>6997666
literally the devil

>> No.6997688
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>>6997655
I request to see how badly this hairy piece of shit good goy fucked up the bbq of my people.

>> No.6997695

>>6997688
I think that video is actually them going to a korean bbq restaurant, not Jack trying to cook it at home. It'll be on his Jack on the Go channel.

>> No.6997708

>>6997695
Ah, thanks. Still hesitant to go there.

>> No.6997723
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>> No.6997734

>>6997666
hahaha they're so actually shitty at shredding the meat tho

>> No.6997736

>>6995710

That's horseshit.

Half of /ck/ wants to be like this fat piece of shit and that's really depressing

I'm so sick of his highschool drop out looking face and how many threads it fills the board with

>> No.6997742

>>6997734
It's hard to tell how good they actually are, but we can be sure that Jack, having not read the instructions, is shit at using them on raw pork.

>> No.6997743

>>6997723
He has a such a punchable face.

>> No.6997757

>>6995710

Ooooh! Do you see that juuuice?

>> No.6997770

>>6997736
He only ever has one thread at a time, just hide it.

>> No.6997799

>>6997443
So how would you like the distinction to be made? This post is nothing but meaningless pedantic autism.

>> No.6997824

>>6996915
This fucking video

>cheese crips
>shity plug for shitty sauce
>under cooked wings that he heats
>that "dip"

Holy shit my sides

>> No.6997921

>>6997723
He dual wields knives on some apples in the one episode where he makes those shitty apple pie cookies as well

>> No.6997976

>>6997921
That's in the clip on the post you quoted, ya dingus

>> No.6998017

>>6997976
My bad, I saw a webm of just the bacon before and thought it was the same one and didn't watch it all the way through.

Someone should speed this up and put a shit ton of special effects on it lens flares etc...,

>> No.6998050

>>6997461
or just download adblock, view will still count but he doesn't get paid.

>> No.6998058

>>6997655
>that korean bbq video
which one? there are like 4 on there, and there's no way i'm watching them all

>> No.6998154

>>6995967
Did he go to Disneyland by himself?

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

>> No.6998342

>>6998154
He was there with someone. There was someone holding the camera in the videos.

>> No.6998349
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>>6995566
I sadly do, he is the DSP of cooking

>> No.6998360

>>6997723
https://youtu.be/NpYqFJxVuBc?t=63
First thing that comes to mind seeing this

>> No.6998448
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6998448

>>6998360

>see thumbnail
>expect cringe
>it's the final mix version

You did good anon.

>> No.6998466

>>6997336
why was the garlic yellow?

>> No.6998473

>>6997666
Why does the meat look like that? Is it undercooked?

>> No.6998475

>>6997629
>Golden Corral

Necessary Reading

http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>> No.6998477

>>6997336
what the fuck is chicken powder?

Am I fucking dreaming?

>> No.6998482

>>6998473
>Undercooked

Jack undercooks everything. And that is in an almost literal sense. He eats chicken that is still bleeding. Just see >>6995710. His favourite line is 'look how juicy it is'. 95% of the times, its still raw.

>> No.6998490

>>6998482

I know about the raw chicken and raw bison burger, but I also wanted to clarify if pulled pork from a roast is a thing (I wasn't raised on American cuisine so please forgive me). I thought pulled meat was mostly from wet or slow cooked preparation.

>> No.6998514

>>6998490
Im also not American, but I make pulled pork from a slow roasted joint (typically pork shoulder). Just slow roast it in the oven. In my opinon, pulled meat is better with a nice crust/char and therefore I dont use a 'wet' technique as you call it.

I think the device he used to cook the meat was kind of like a mini oven, but supposed to me more efficient or some bullshit. So essentially he is doing a slow roast, just not in an oven. But its undercooked to fuck.

>> No.6998523

>>6997527
an anon actually made this and puked after taking a few bites

>> No.6998525

remember to post comments praising him for accepting his gay son's lifestyle

>> No.6998529

>>6998523
Did he record it?

>> No.6998530

>>6998525
Posted a comment about how I agreed with him that we should napalm the Palestinians. Got deleted within a day.

>> No.6998537

>>6997375
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc
yes
starts at 4:30

>> No.6998545
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has anyone exceprted highlights from his west tex adventure club episode? i just wanna seem him freek at the end.

>> No.6998559

>>6997723
I wish someone could slice his head just like that pineapple

>> No.6998576

>>6997757
>>6998482
Juicey is not a word I would not want to describe chicken with.

>> No.6998584

>>6997527
jesus christ..

>> No.6998607

>>6998466
>>6998477
Filipino flyover ingredients

>> No.6998621

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html

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>> No.6998827

Lots of autism in here

>digging deep into a man's (who you claim to hate) personal life
>/ck/ - personalities and individual views of people who cook on youtube
>reaching for stuff to complain about this man that has fuck all to do with food
>pettily picking apart said man's wardrobe like a bunch of teenagers

This shit has nothing to do with cooking. Also, man to man, this obsession is really pathetic
Get over yourselves

>> No.6998835

>>6998827
He's a piece of shit. He's a disgusting person. He is also fucking terrible at cooking. I'd say he is worse than an average home cook, and yet he claims to be knowledgeable enough to teach others.

>> No.6998840

>>54171971
I enjoy his jack on the go show.

Makes you feel less lonely tbh.

Thank you king jack

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>>6998826
triggered

>> No.6998846

>>6998841
mhhhhhhhh, look at all that juice

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>>6998840
That is soooo 4chan

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>>6998846

>> No.6998860

>>6998621
He tries to come off as a regular dude but to me he comes off as an insufferable manchild.

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>>6998852

>> No.6998868

>>6998852
>>6998863

Stop, I cannot risk arousal in a Ja/ck/ thread

>> No.6998879

>>6997527
WHO THE FUCK PUTS MILK AND OLIVES IN AM ENCHILADA? FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE.

>> No.6998888

>>6998863
KETCHUP!!!!!

Mustard hot dog master race condiment!!!

>> No.6998894

>>6998879
Meant for>>6997522

>> No.6998895
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>>6997527
That can't be real

>> No.6998905

>>6998852
>eating animals

>> No.6998911
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>>6998821

>> No.6998914

>>6998545
>west tex adventure club

lel

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>>6995566
fuckin jack - i love to hate him

>> No.6999008

>>6997522
>>6997527
Dude quick, someone post that webm about "how they make a sandwich at subway"

>> No.6999028

>>6998827
Tammy? Or the highly fuckable blonde bitch from church who's married to the closeted gay podcast guy?
Either way, big fan!

>> No.6999047

>>6997527
Why would God let this happen?

>> No.6999046

>>6998827
Hi Jack

>> No.6999055
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>>6996954
Don't use that one. This is the one I consider my final, perfected version.

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>>6999047
There is no god, fam, and this is proof

>> No.6999111

>>6997527

Pineapple and cheese.

SMH
M
H

>> No.6999135

>>6999084

yes, yes, NO!!!!, maybe, not ever, maybe, nononononononononononononoo

>tl:dr pass me the chick on the left, both of them

>> No.6999246

>>6997734
hes using 1 to 2 prongs on each tool at the most, we can't even tell if they would work or not from this vid alone

>> No.6999333

>>6997522
I was half expecting to see her just dump that tray into the trash after dumping all that shit in.

>> No.6999347

>>6997527
What sort of mental sickness could result in such a recipe being created, let alone allowed to be made?

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>>6997619
jesus man...the intro...with that video. I dont know if i'm okay

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>>6997527
i can hear the delayed "mmm" just watching the webm

>> No.6999991

>>6998826
Why was he pulling a prolapsed rectum out of a jar?

>> No.7000019

>>6998852
Who is this woman?

>> No.7000071
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Here's the Jack get from today, since the mods deleted the thread.

>> No.7000098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmTHQXmdlO0

Sometimes Jack makes something that isn't entirely terrible.

(though I'm still questioning the can of pepsi)

>> No.7000112

>>6995566
Delete all jack threads please.
Completely irrelevant to /ck/.

>> No.7000120

>>7000098
>watery stew

>> No.7000135

>>6998841
>those drippings from the.... pickles?
Gross why didn't he shake his pickles dry before putting them on the burger?
I mean I understand not being able to cook a burger if you're new to cooking, they're pretty deceptive, but having pickle juice dripping off the burger is a bush league move.

>> No.7000139

>>6998879
Olives are a great compliment to mexican food, idiot.

You're right about the milk though.

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>>6998911
>dat hungry german goose

>> No.7000157

>>6997336
I stand by my statement that this would have been alright if she used heavy cream instead of water, sausage instead of hot dogs and real cheese.

>> No.7000163

>>6997527
I couldn't stop myself from saying
>It's ruined
after every single ingredient.

>> No.7000166

>>6998349
I laughed pretty fucking hard

>> No.7000167

>>7000098
>pepsi
>juice
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.7000185

>>6997743
finally someone who understands me. there are some humans on earth, that I could punch all day long...

>> No.7000256

>>7000142
>goose

>> No.7000336

>>7000019
Ariel Rebel
in the French Canadian mini series "Pat le Chef"
Pretty NSFW

>> No.7000342

>>6998342
does joey have gf?

>> No.7000356

>>7000342
Yes he has a second wife who he had 2 kids with.
He had a thug life kid with a first one.

>> No.7000394

>>6997382
>mild is too spicy

faggggggot

>> No.7000543

>>6999991
seriously though, what is that?

>> No.7000617

>>7000543
red pepper i'd wager

>> No.7000924

>>7000356
He said he's never been married though

>> No.7001176

>>7000924
w00t he's a christian freak!

>> No.7001583

>>6997522
adds one bag of cheese,adds another on top why?

>> No.7001597

>>7001583
Americans

>> No.7001736

>>7000356
he said joey not jack

>> No.7002106

https://youtu.be/uQOnMVnstfE