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Best method COOK these?They said prime $19 pound these 2 $52 that fair?

>> No.6964506

>>6964502
Put your stove on medium heat with olive oil and cook until well done. Add ketchup.

WALA!

>> No.6964512

>>6964506
WA LA

>> No.6964515

>buys $50 worth of meat
>has no idea how to cook it

Idiot

>> No.6964520

>>6964502
Salt, pepper on both sides. Grill or sear in cast iron/stainless steel pan until done to your preference,

>> No.6964531

Bring water to boil. Add salt and whole peppercorns. Add steaks then oil. Boil for two hours. Blitz. Done.

>> No.6964537

>>6964502
bring oven to 300 degrees. put steaks in pan with inch of water and cover. leave in oven for 3 hours

>> No.6964539
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>>6964531

best way

>> No.6964552

>>6964502
Alright, no dickhead.

1) Are you thinking outdoor or indoor?
2) What is your preferred doneness for steak?

>> No.6964568

>>6964502
This, tbh, fam:
>>6964531

Don't be a pussy, it's an expensive piece of meat, you must use the best cooking method.

Voila, bouffe ton steak et bon appétit...

>> No.6964592

>>6964502
don't listen to these trolls ITT
first put it in the freezer for a few hours
take it out, defrost in microwave (this tenderizes the meat)
bring your water to a boil, add a little salt (not really necessary), throw steaks in
boil until meat is cooked thoroughly

>> No.6964597

>>6964502
I hate this guy SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

youtube /watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4

But this is legit.
If you fuck this up, you deserve to fuck up $52 worth of steak.

>> No.6964644

>>6964502
The fucking trolls in this thread. mix one cup water and one cup ketchup. marinate for about 48-72 hours. The best method is low and slow. put your ribeyes in the microwave and set it to low for 3 hours.

>> No.6964710
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Seasoned threw them on this thing how am i doing

>> No.6964720

>>6964710
They're done!

>> No.6964721

>>6964552
Well done outdoor only gags pantry steak

>> No.6964724

>>6964710
Take them off, Jesus Christ. You should have put that $50 towards a better grill and just ate a cold can of ravioli

>> No.6964744

>>6964720
No 5 more min

>> No.6964773

>>6964744
So where's the final picture showing the cross cut and how much you overcooked it?

>> No.6964809
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>>6964773
Sorry don't do crosscuts

>> No.6964815

>>6964724
I have better has grill but only hickory smoke ribs on it

>> No.6964816

>>6964809
looks like you picked up old dog shit and threw it on a plate

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>>6964644

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>>6964816

>> No.6964854

get the fuck out of here king

>> No.6964858
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Sides

>> No.6964862

Steak confit, OP. Get some of the thickest, greenest EVOO you can find (only real italian), put your steak in a casserole dish, set your oven to 190 (180 is where collagen breaks down, the 190 is to make sure your oven is at least that temp), barely cover them in that EVOO, and leave overnight. Wake up to delicious, perfectly cooked steaks. Or do it in the morning and have for dinner.

>> No.6964864

>>6964858
Meatballs and steak?

>> No.6964889

Got idea how about glob butter on steak as it grills?

>> No.6964894

>>6964809
cut them open, cmon, wheres the money shot?

>> No.6964895

>>6964864
Come on man there shrooms

>> No.6964897

>>6964864
mushrooms

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>>6964864

>> No.6964903

>>6964809

>slight red juice

Well, they aren't completely well done, but probably pushing medium-well done

>> No.6964905

>>6964894
All right all right

>> No.6964911
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>> No.6964935

>>6964911
NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6964945

>>6964911
HAHA, TIME FOR KETCHUP

>> No.6964947

>>6964911
fucking kek

>> No.6964949
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>>6964911
>$52

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>>6964911

How upsetting.

>> No.6964951

>>6964911
Next time just leave the steaks out for a while to get room temp. Get a pan hot, put a little oil in and pan fry for 3 minutes each side then flip every 30 seconds a few times. This is how I cook my steaks without fucking em up on the grill.

>> No.6964961

>>6964951
>flip every 30 seconds

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6964911

>> No.6964965

>>6964911
looks good
I'd eat it tbh

>> No.6964971

>>6964911
I see a little pink. Time to put it back on the grill for another 30 minutes.

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>>6964911

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>>6964911
Aaaaand you fucked up. Next time just leave it to the pros. Pic related, this is how you grill ribeye

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6964995

There good melt in mouth next week aged t bone $26 pound bone in best I can get

>> No.6965000

>>6964990
No don't like raw meat

>> No.6965020

>>6964597
>youtube /watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4
Lol, they didn't show it after he cut it at the end because he overcooked it.

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>>6964911

>> No.6965047

>>6965000
>No don't like raw meat
>raw meat
>raw
Kill yourself

>> No.6965050

>>6964911
Oh god

This must be what /pol/ feels when someone posts BLACKED videos.

>> No.6965073

>>6964990
Even that is too well done
>>6965000
>raw
>spends $52 on meat and does the culinary equivalent of taking a shit in your brand new Corvette

>> No.6965077

>>6965047
Tips fedora

>> No.6965100

>>6964911
Goddamn that steak is ruined.
That's some gaybert quality cooking there.

>> No.6965103

I know that steak didn't actually cost $52 and you literally just did this to troll the shit out of /ck/. OP is a master troll.

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>>6965103
$52 the 2 of them

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>> No.6965134 [DELETED] 

>>6965050
/tv/ is the one that gets spammed with cuck shit way more than /pol/

>> No.6966373

>>6964502
You fail. Buy 8$/lb sirloin, throw in bacon fat, you now have the same meat / fat ratio you APPARENTLY desire.
Or if you're smart, just skip the fat and enjoy the meat.

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Yea right

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>>6964911
xaxa ajj lamo

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>>6964568
>voila

huh?

>> No.6966531

>>6964911
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard at a /ck/ thread in awhile. Well done.

>> No.6966533

>>6964990
enjoy your salmonella, retard

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6966537

>>6964990
witness perfection.

>> No.6966541

>>6966537
>USDA select.

>> No.6966553

>>6966533
>eating prime rib cooked above medium rare or medium

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>>6966533
being this plebeian

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>>6965000

>> No.6967002

>>6966537
>Cut straight through fibres.

DROPPED.

>> No.6967016

>>6964911
she's dead, Jim.

>> No.6967025

>>6964911
>This triggers the /ck/

>> No.6967096

>>6964911
>$52
>cook them practically well-done

nigga...why?

>> No.6967104

>>6966537
that looks like straight burger meat bruh

>> No.6967112

>>6965047
It is a level of raw, you fucking idiot fuck.

>> No.6967160

>>6964911
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.6967165

>>6964911

JUST
>>6966537
Is that a burger?

>> No.6967181

>>6964911
There's still some pink on there, you could get ill.

>> No.6967274

>>6964911
Holy shit that is dry as fuck, you should of hired a local 30 year old nigger to cook you a well done steak at least it would of been juicy.

>> No.6967276

>>6964911
And there goes $52 down the toilet.

>> No.6967357

>>6967274
>should of
>would of
You should have hired a 30 year old nigger to write your post for you, it at least would have been good.

>> No.6967447
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6967447

cooked outside
real wood, not charcoals, hickory, apple, hickory nuts
fire hot as fuck
steaks room temp
2 minutes each side, no more
salt and pepper only

>> No.6967453

>>6967447
>fire hot as fuck
no
there's no sear

>> No.6967460

>>6967447
>pale as fuck
You may as well have microwaved it.

>> No.6967467

>>6967447
why the fuck is it sitting on a takeout styrofoam container

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>>6964911

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>>6964911
Hey man, at least you made a lot of people on a korean bbq board laugh today. Should've slow-cooked that shit man

>> No.6967504

>>6967411

>> No.6967522

>>6964911


JUST
CUCC
MY
SHIT
UP

>> No.6967528

>>6967447
>water hot as fuck
>boiled for 2 minutes on each side

Seriously it looks like shit tbh. Learn to cook dumbfuck

>> No.6967537

>>6967474
>Such a low quality image
>No masking to make the image fit under his fingers
What are you doing nigger, shit!

>> No.6967545

>>6967447
>aristocrat vodka
>a1
>pbr
>marlboro
top tier philistine here

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>>6967447
This is what it looks like when the fire is "hot as fuck". You fucked up fam

>> No.6967572

>>6966537
is that you, Jack?

>> No.6967583

>>6967447
I think this looks good...but I'm alsoa really hungry student

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>>6966537
Op here I just think rare steak is cheewey.I prefer well done there is no right or wrong its personal preference.

>> No.6967657

>>6967648
>rare steak is cheewe

Stop buying shit-quality meat and it won't be chewy.

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Right it was prime go back 2 McDonald's kid

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>>6966373
So mix bacon fat with cheap meat then it's prime?Wow I guess Retard camp let out 4 summer?

>> No.6967723

>>6964911
fucking perfect

>> No.6967732 [DELETED] 

Thank u sir

>> No.6967772

>>6964911
That is cooked perfectlee. Rare is raw. I don't animal. If you eat rare u get lose bowls. I do sea a little pink meat. I hope you didn't get sick.

>> No.6967779

>>6964961
It cooks more evenly but you get a worse crust.

>> No.6967783 [DELETED] 

2 much flipping

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Primehouse #1 Steakhouse Chicago

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Awesome steaks OP

>> No.6969784

>>6967779

no you get a better crust

>> No.6969903

Who else adds a knob of butter when searing a steak? I also add when searing pork, lamb or chicken.

>> No.6969925
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6969925

Thinking about it i only grill prime think make better?

>> No.6969940

>>6969925
what the fuck is this incoherent shit

>> No.6969954

>>6969940
It's so incoherent makes me want 2 lick his butt

>> No.6969955

>>6969903

Pretty much anyone who learned French technique does this.

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Yea right French technique

>> No.6970093

>>6964911
You shithead. If you like your steaks well done, don't waste your money on fucking prime meat. Get a fucking cube steak and enjoy.

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Did u say cubesteak?My steak was great melt in mouth raw meat is chewy.This weekend $26 bone in aged NYS.cube?get off my thread

>> No.6970138

>>6970126
Oh, its this fat retard again. Isn't your last name Gaylord or something?

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>>6970126
You, sir, are a fucking philistine who deserves none of the good things in life. They should have never given your white trash crackerass money.

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>>6970142
Nobody gave me money I worked hard for it that's the problem I see with you children you want everything given to you you're lazy you want to start at the top that's the problem you lack motivation

>> No.6970337

>>6970126
>$26 bone in NYS

Please don't make another thread when you (over)cook it. Hope you choke on it too, fuccboi.

>> No.6970420

>>6969955
So I'm guessing most people don't. I've lived in England and Canada and its uncommon in home cooking. My question to those who don't baste all meat in butter, is why the hell not?

>> No.6970779

>>6964858
Hey I have those plates nice anon

>> No.6971072

Looks like a undercooked meatloaf, brohan.

>> No.6971841 [DELETED] 

>>6970337
Hope u choke on next black cock u suck

>> No.6971846

>>6971841
Fuck your shit steaks GAYBERT, I still remember you and your bullshit. One year ban?

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>>6965000
>>6967165
Looks like a london broil seared in one side and baked on a low temperature then sliced with a serrated blade

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>> No.6971880 [DELETED] 

Some people like rare some like medium ,some well done,some people like vanilla,some chocolate, some strawberry, is that hard 2 understand?

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behold. a properly cooked ribeye with a pan sauce

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>>6971905

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>>6971908

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Googled that didn't u?First of all that's a tomahawk steak that's what a bond in ribeye is referred 2.2ND A GOOD QUALITY STEAK WOULDN'T NEED THAT SLOP ON IT.I ONLY GRILL PRIME NOW GO BACK 2 JACKING YOURSELF OFF.

>> No.6971931

>>6971913
>dat shitty bubblegum texture

I'll take OP's jerky over that shit.

>> No.6971933

>>6971913
THAT is making me hungry

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>>6971933

>> No.6971941 [DELETED] 

>>6971931
afford it

>> No.6972027

>>6964911
>wasted_potential.jpg

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If i was your dad 1st thing I would trash your smart phone.Then make I work cut grass with push mower why r u all so lazy?I want go on line all day try working then I can buy decent meat.