[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 43 KB, 345x337, IMG_20151007182305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6961116 No.6961116 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?

>> No.6961120

Yes.

You just man up and eat it anyway and thank them for feeding you.

>> No.6961126

>>6961116

Yeah i went to a black friends house in high school and they made this macaroni and cheese shit with canned tuna mixed in. Was pretty revolting.

>> No.6961138

The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood

>> No.6961143

literally every single time

>> No.6961148

>>6961116
who you gonna call?

>> No.6961150

>>6961116
That parsley tho.

>> No.6961187

>>6961126
In my experience black people make some really revolting stuff. Not even racist of /pol/ tier but just an observation that blacks don't really care about food quality and just tend to throw together whatever regardless of taste.

>> No.6961189

>>6961150
You eat with your eyes first, m8

>> No.6961200

>>6961189
kek'd

>> No.6961202

>>6961116
A friend? I wish.

>> No.6961207
File: 79 KB, 900x810, 1437772976771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6961207

>>6961116
>Having friends who can't cook

>> No.6961361

>>6961116
started dating a super hot Vietnamese girl and she wanted to cook me dinner. It was tiny clams with some sort of bread but she doused that stuff in fish sauce after it was cooked and I nearly vomited. I can handle fish sauce if it's been in a pan but when it's raw that stuff literally smells like asshole to the point of giving a headache. It paid off because she turned out to be a semen demon

>> No.6961594

>>6961138
mah nigga

>> No.6963696

>>6961116
furious 5 >sugarhill gang

>> No.6963728
File: 97 KB, 570x611, o-WOMAN-SCREAMING-570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6963728

>>6961116

Pop the pop, pop, you don't dare stop

>> No.6963922

>>6961187

get better friends bro. My Mac and Cheese will never look as disgusting as OPs.

>> No.6963952

Not really as my mother was a pretty terrible cook back then so I was used to not so great stuff. She's gotten better in the last 5-7 years though.

>> No.6963968

>>6961187

In my experience poor people make some really revolting stuff. Not even classist of /pol/ tier but just an observation that poor people don't really care about food quality and just tend to throw together whatever regardless of taste.

>> No.6963979

>>6961116
i remember my friend coming over and we ate microwave burritos. somehow a huge fucking clump of hair was on his plate

>> No.6964301

>>6963968
>poor people don't really care about food quality
You mean poor people can't afford to care about food quality, right?

>> No.6964410

>>6963979
you have a ghost in your microwave
it needs chemo therapy now because all of your microwave burritos gave it cancer.

>> No.6964415

Cock sauce or tobasco cures that

>> No.6964433

>>6961116
when I was growing up my family was pretty poor, but my mom managed to make pretty good shit (a lot of rice and beans but she tried to use fresh fruits and vegetables a lot)

The first time I went to my rich friend's house for dinner, I was really excited because I thought we would eat some fancy shit. His mom made us "her speciality", which was chopped up macaroni, iceberg lettuce, canned tomatoes, reheated fish sticks, and cheese baked as a casserole and covered with panko after it came out of the oven. That's the day I started actually appreciating my mom's cooking

>> No.6964449

>>6961116
>tfw your friend's mom cooks better than your mom
>tfw your friend's mom is also pretty hot and you once saw her naked when she left the shower
>tfw you stole a pair of your friend's mom's panties, jerked off into them, put them into the washing machine only for your female family members to see them and wonder whose they were
>tfw your mom and your friend's mom had a fight and now you barely ever see your friend or your friend's mom, who is still hot 15 years later
>tfw you never got friend's mom's recipes

>> No.6964453

>4 or 5, go to stay at my friend Ryan's house
>Ryan's parents are two lesbians
>Lesbians live in a church sponsored home
The fuck if I know
>Ultra religious
>Sit down to dinner
>Plain spaghetti and a piece of bread
>Milk
>So confused I go to bed without eating anything
>Never return

>> No.6964516

>>6964449
>tfw you never got to fuck your mom's friend
you can fix these last two anon

>>6964453
what the fuck
fucking dykes, shouldnt be allowed to have children.

>> No.6964561

>>6961138
this guy fucking gets it

>> No.6964569

i'll just leave this hear you philistines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

>> No.6964586

>go to friend's house, we're both around 10
>mom and the boyfriend are never home, so friend "cooks" for everyone
>watch her cut up cold hot dogs and serve them to her little brother and sister
>"do you want some anon?"
>say no thanks and go to bed hungry

It was so hard to be gracious at her house. Their food was truly atrocious. My family was poor, too, but my mom always tried to put a decent meal on the table. My friend's mom, on the other hand, had clearly stopped giving a shit.

>> No.6964649

dear everyone in this thread

you're totally missing the reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

>> No.6964650

My best friend growing up had more money than my family so I'd go over and eat all the goods in her pantry, but in the last few years my family became slightly more wealthy and my friend took an interest in cooking for a while. She was terrible at everything. I think she inherited it because her mom was equally bad

The last meal I had was boiled pasta with some kind of chicken and water soup thing

>> No.6964817

>>6961138
Is that really how it goes? I always thought was saying "and the chicken just ain't no good."

>> No.6964836

>>6961120

This is what you do in life anon. Don't burn bridges, don't brag about how much better your cooking is, don't say your food is shit. don't say I don't like xyz.

Say thank you
Eat it.
And thank them again for feeding you.

>> No.6964859

>>6964433
>That's the day I started actually appreciating my mom's cooking

Always afraid of people, specially female, who claim they are great cooks.

It's like people who say they're computer experts, don't trust them.

>> No.6964866

>>6964859
>I'm a compiuter expert!
>Let me install this magical piece of software that CCleaner is

>> No.6964899

>>6964817
Wtf you can't rhyme "ain't no good" with "ain't no good". These are OG rappers, not Kendricke Lame-ar

>> No.6964925

>>6964569
>>6964649
If you're going to shitpost granny rap please go to
>>>/mu/

>>6961116
If you don't like it, say something. They're your friend and you shouldn't have to hide your true self around them otherwise what's the point?

>> No.6964969

>>6963968
no its niggers

>> No.6964986

>>6961116
tbh i want to eat that

>> No.6964993

>>6961126
Macaroni and cheese with tuna mixed in is great.

>> No.6964997

>>6964899
>DISSING BASED KENDRICK
you stupid son?

>> No.6965136

Not really, no. But I can eat just about anything so that's probably why.

>> No.6965170

>>6961138
I was about to lose faith in humanity until I saw this post.

>> No.6965234

I said a hip hop a hibbydebadabdjrulskslsha

>> No.6965405

Boyfriend's vegetarian and a lazy cook, so every time I have my choice of

>oatmeal
>beans and rice
>lentils
>leftover pizza
>PBJ

He seriously doesn't cook and he doesn't stock his fridge/pantry with anything usable and it sucks. Also he doesn't like me bringing meat into his place so I can't even run to a deli or go get fast food unless I want to eat it in my car. I'm not some crazy cavewoman who NEEDS meat but.....Jesus fuck at least give me something to work with besides canned vegetarian chili.

>> No.6965435

>Don't have a very refined palette
>Go to aunts for dinner
>She makes very fresh, authentic, refined meals
>Always have to eat a bit and say it was great
>Continue being hungry until it's over and I can grab something else to eat.

Sucks growing up picky as shit. I've gotten better, but fuck, shits the worst. I hate choking down unenjoyable food and having to eat again later less I be hungry all night.

>> No.6965453

>>6961116
>Have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
Childhood sleepovers. Friend down the street.
Mother would take the "special" night as a reason to make steak!!
(My parents would grill steak, and dad was doing montreal steak seasoning before it was a thing, rubbed in coarse salt and cracked pepper, hitting those steaks with splashes of beer/worchestershire, wine, etc) as the smoky charcoal flared up. Served with A1 or Heinz 57, or served with blue cheese).
Friend's mother, made thin tough horrible tasteless crap that you could hardly cut.
Served with ketchup. Glass of milk.
Ugh.

>> No.6965473

>>6961116
>Have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
Friend moved from Ohio.
Went on and on about missing Cinnicinati 5way chili for months.
Finally makes it one night for me. Sooo much cinnamon. Horrible. Was so hard to be polite. Feel bad for not being supportive about this treat.

In my maturity, I can see the immigrant influence, and do enjoy things like greek pastitsio, for instance, or the aromatics in pho broth, or the yumminess that are the spices in mexican mole sauce. I get the sweet and savory thing, along with bitter, but ugh, that chili is horrible.. I've had cinnicinati chili again (which is similar to coney island topping or ben's chili bowl) but I still just don't really like it. I wouldn't feel the desire to spit out impolitely anymore though.

>> No.6965477

I've made it a point to always try to cook good food when I've got company coming over. it's gotten so bad though that they'll show up with raw ingredients and wine and just watch me cook. not really complaining though I fucking love cooking and its hilarious to look over the bartop and see them completely absorbed in what I'm doing.

>> No.6965481

>>6965405
I'll feed you some meat.

>> No.6965487

>>6965477
>its hilarious to look over the bartop and see them completely absorbed in what I'm doing.
Some of my favorite restaurants have open kitchens. I kind of enjoy watching the hive of activity, and getting glimpses of finished dishes I might want to order another visit.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who watches for cooking interest, and not just because an open kitchen seems clean and orderly. It's just that it's a little more interesting than a wall of bottles behind a bar, or just people watching other diners, ya know? If you aren't pulling an Emeril and bam-ming around back there, it's likely just anticipation of good things to come having you work while they drink.

>> No.6965495

>>6961138
So you try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you're full, And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

>> No.6965500

>>6965481
Thanks bro. You in London?

>> No.6966566

>>6965435
Kill yourself tbh

>> No.6966607

>my family always has balanced family dinners
>starch, protein, vegetables
>be very very young, pre elementary school, no tact
tact
>go to friend's house for dinner
>just spaghetti
>ask where the vegetables are
>they just stare at me
>in college now
>tell friend about this particular event
>explain how I don't understand people who eat unbalanced meals
>she agrees
>ask what her dinners at home were like
>"Oh we didn't really eat vegetables."

How have these people not died from various vitamin and mineral deficiencies?

>> No.6966611

>>6966607
Fucking mobile

>> No.6967336

>be in middle school
>make friends with this girl
>she's made fun of a lot
>I got along with her though, probably because I wasn't too popular myself
>has a variety of bad issues, wasn't dealt a good hand in life
>one of her issues is that she burped a lot and farted every now and then
>could tell she tried to hold it in most of the time but it happened so often she couldn't help it
>no idea what caused this but tried to be respectful about it
>go to her house one day
>her mother makes everyone spaghetti and some other stuff
>go home
>have the worst fucking farts for the whole night
>not even smelly really but it just wouldn't stop
>the whole fucking night
>everytime I went there it was Fartuccine for dinner, Pizza Hut if I was lucky

I understood then part of the reason why she had that issue, if the mother really did cook pasta that often. I seriously think the mother mixed in Fiber-One with her pasta. (Pasta wasn't bad, not extraordinary though).

Her mother was also really controlling about letting her out of the house, so with that and my [lack of] habits of keeping in touch we kinda fell apart, but that's another story... but at least my intestines are safe now.

>> No.6967368

>>6961116

>my family always tried to do things correctly
>be in middle school
>make friends with twins, boy and girl
>invite me to dinner at their house
>house smelled good from the cooking
>their Mom announces dinner is ready
>go into dining room
>servants are serving from the right
>going clockwise around the table
>nobody says anything
>I ask if they always eat like this
>they say sure why?
>I say because servants should be serving from the left
>the girl twin says "that's..."
>but the boy twin finishes the sentence "...ignorant"
>dinner continues, twins finishing each others' sentences
>didn't do this at school
>start getting pissed
>tell the girl twin she's cross-eyed
>tell the boy twin he's pigeon-toed
>cook hears my insults
>flies through the door
>got on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.6967372

>>6961120
Yes, but strangely, that was when my friend's grandma was cooking, when his father was cooking, however, the meal was beyond delicious

>> No.6967384

>>6964969
This guy gets it, I know poor people who actually do their best to eat right and tasty, the ONLY black person I would trust with my food is Ainsley Harriot

>> No.6967676

>>6967368
Why the fuck did you even type this out? It wasn't funny. Fucking loser

>> No.6967702

>tfw dad used to be a chef so used to nice food at home
>tfw eat at friends house and it's disgusting but you have to finish it to be polite
>tfw they ask why you don't want seconds

>> No.6967738

I am usually the one who cooks at their place. I know its weird, but they know they can't cook.

>> No.6967745

>>6961207
please die

>> No.6967793

>>6964925
how dumb are you?

>> No.6968172

>>6967676
im not that anon but it was mildly funny for a throw back meme.

>be me
>go over to my highschool friends house for dinner
>they say nacho's for din dins
>get all warm and fuzzy inside with excite
>their mum is single mom
>turns out her version of nachos is just refried pinto beans and cheese melted in the microwave
>be polite and say it's good
>go home and get ripped out of my brain and have crushed tacos and bottle salsa with melted sheese in oven
>infinitely bretter
i...i had no idea my nostalgia feels would be so mixed, i still feel guilty about not liking it as well : (

>> No.6968920

>>6961116

Yes. Of course I eat it and thank them afterward. Complaining about the free meal you're served is the very definition of manchild.

>> No.6968942

>>6961126
One of my girlfriends used to do this but added peas. Was pretty fucking good actually.

>> No.6968953

>sit down
>take a bite
>spit it out
>stand up
>flip the dining table
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

>> No.6968993

>>6964569
>>6964649
I was close, my first conclusion was Colt .45 by Afroman.

>> No.6969002

>>6965495
It's electric! Woogie woogie woogie

>> No.6969011

>>6969002
KEEP IT STYLIN'
JUMP ON IT
U
M
P

O
N

I
T

>> No.6969064

>>6969011
TANTO
JUMP ON IT
UU
MM
PP

OO
NN

II
TT

>> No.6969121

>>6961116

>soggy macaroni
>mush peas
>chicken probably tastes like wood

0/10 fuck off would wash down with a bottle of k-o peptate

>> No.6969456

>>6964836
Are you retarded? There's nothing wrong with saying: "No thanks, I'm not too keen on XYZ, could I just have the salad?" or whatever. Unless we're dealing with shit like lasagna and they're dirt poor and haven't got some bread and regular toppings.

I'm not a picky eater at all, but I've done this and no one said shit or sent looks. I've had friends over as a kid who did it, and there were no problems.

I suppose it's just cultural, but still.

>> No.6970463

>>6961207
This. Surround yourself with plebs and this is what you get.

>> No.6970563
File: 354 KB, 240x200, 1444417524618.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6970563

My friends always invite me over when they "cook" burgers.

>patty in pan, no oil or butter
>pressed down 20 times with the spatula
>cooked until black
>drenched in BBQ sauce
>covered in shredded cheddar
>put in between slices of white bread

They fucking eat that shit up, it's like crack to them. To me it's like ingesting gravel. And then they get mad when I say I'm not hungry because cooking is a lot of work for them.

>> No.6970576

>>6965500
I am. Where you at?

>> No.6970578
File: 212 KB, 358x400, lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6970578

>>6970563
>white bread and meat

I swear that bread is like cardboard. I always feel like I've let my self go when I eat white bread un-toasted.

>> No.6970583

>>6970563

That sounds fucking awful. Do you have a friend that lives in the darkest ghetto in the US?

>> No.6970610

>>6970583
Two stoners who dropped out of college to "chill" and work at Starbucks. Nice guys though.

>> No.6970642

>>6970563
you should drink more.
you'd be more fun

>> No.6970792
File: 3.04 MB, 3000x4000, img_3205[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6970792

>>6961116
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry?

>> No.6970841

>>6969456

Maybe its cultural, don't know.

To me its manners.

Cooking is something that even when done badly takes time, effort and money. In most of the world food wasn't something easy to come by and for that reason most people are offended if they cook for you and you refuse their food.

Do you enjoy taking a pot/pan half full of food and throwing it in the garbage?
Grow the fuck up.

>> No.6970869
File: 45 KB, 210x180, 1391483441332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6970869

>>6967676

>> No.6970886

>>6970610
>staying in college
>not "chilling"

>> No.6970894

>>6970792
Switch the fridge off and take the money you save on electricity to buy food.
Looks like you don't need a fridge anyway.

>> No.6970895
File: 8 KB, 200x291, s4wRLM4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6970895

>Sleepover when I was a kid
>Their family were proud italians or some shit
>Dinner was COLD MOTHERFUCKING SPAGHETTI
>Tasted it
>Realised it was cold
>Asked them if I could please put it in the microwave because I couldn't eat it cold
>Their family were offended as fuck
>My friend even brought it up later that night and later on at school that I offended the fuck out of his family and asked why I had to be so rude and if I thought they were poor people