/beautiful/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fb7aByKdE A grilling video from 3 years ago. Doesn't look all that bad. Is he just pretending these days?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 8 21:46:51 2015 No.6955813 [Reply] [Original]

/beautiful/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fb7aByKdE

A grilling video from 3 years ago.

Doesn't look all that bad. Is he just pretending these days?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 21:48:58 2015 No.6955822 File: 311 KB, 835x423, BEAUTIFUL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KING JA/CK/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:05:03 2015 No.6955872 File: 485 KB, 594x575, XJOb7Td.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955822

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:21:49 2015 No.6955919 >>6955813 >doesn't know how to pronounce "Worcestershire" Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:23:42 2015 No.6955925 >>6955813 he got lucky

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:25:03 2015 No.6955929 >>6955813 >catchup also, that's fucking cocktail sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:29:27 2015 No.6955948 fucking breadcrumbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:29:51 2015 No.6955949 he has more confidence in this video, dare I call it swagger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:58:26 2015 No.6956055 File: 314 KB, 486x613, 1436677912421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not sure what to make of this one.

Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:13:40 2015 No.6956089

>>6955813
>Adding sauces to hamburger meat, then adding breadcrumbs.
He makes meatloaf burgers every fucking time.

Also balsamic celery bits sound fucking gross.

As for the fact that his meat isn't raw, I'm betting it's because he doesn't know how to use a grill properly so he accidentally 'overcooked' it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:19:16 2015 No.6956105 File: 32 KB, 236x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 That celery looks burnt as hell. Other than that good job Simple Jack you actually managed to cook a burger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:21:36 2015 No.6956110 >always let meat come to room temerature >TEMERATURE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:24:51 2015 No.6956119 File: 119 KB, 356x438, 1344661787266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >horseradish and louisiana hot sauce >putting a sauce in the raw meat

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:29:28 2015 No.6956843
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxSCqGljuzY

Skip to 7:00 where he starts cutting the pie.

It's fucking genius.

GORGEOUS

BEAUTIFUL

"It's perfect"

>he took 4 tries doing this
>still failed to not wait long enough for the pie to cool down(this is what he says but the pie itself probably is inherently shit so it didn't matter)

4 fucking tries

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:16:01 2015 No.6956893 >>6956843 Look at how juicy that "failure" he showed off was, isn't that just beautiful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:24:09 2015 No.6956897 >>6956843 We have those same plates

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:24:13 2015 No.6956898 >>6956893 So moist and tender

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:11:14 2015 No.6957141 >>6956843 >pie broken in half? No worries, just slap some Kraft® Cool whip™ right on that crack

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:21:49 2015 No.6957149 >>6955813 Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:56:51 2015 No.6957209 >>6955919 War-chester-shire

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:03:39 2015 No.6957216 File: 104 KB, 950x534, 1311453759690 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >blending your meat with 3 condiments

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:06:08 2015 No.6957223 File: 175 KB, 281x383, 1419886838568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'm going to saute the celery in a balsamic vinegar reduction." OP are you retarded? This guy is fucking nuts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:31:39 2015 No.6957278 File: 187 KB, 853x837, 1443615409230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 thats a dry patty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:33:05 2015 No.6957280 >>6956843 I love how Jack's interaction with his audience has gone down Like he's better than him now, despite having learned nothing during 7 years of being a chef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:34:26 2015 No.6957282 >>6956843 His intro is so goddamn cringe-y, urrgh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:34:58 2015 No.6957285 >>6957209 please stop. Wuss-tuh-sheer/shur. Resident of Worcestershire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:36:01 2015 No.6957287 it's fucking wooster

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:36:29 2015 No.6957289 >>6957285 I like my pronunciation better

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:37:15 2015 No.6957290 >>6957278 Goddamn suicide right there unless you have absolute trust in your meat's origin and preferably if you ground it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:38:05 2015 No.6957291 File: 438 KB, 900x611, Where's my wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955949 Like less of a cuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:38:35 2015 No.6957295 >>6957282 which one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:41:15 2015 No.6957303 File: 193 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://youtu.be/iFzhuevVLIs New video. This motherfucker managed to fuck up caramel apples. Long live the King!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:42:09 2015 No.6957306 File: 954 KB, 900x611, its-not-raw-enough.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957278 beautiful. Any photoshop requests?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:42:48 2015 No.6957308 >>6957290 it's not fucking suicide you pussy. why is this board so fucking cucked by germs.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:44:15 2015 No.6957311
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>>6957282
Are you talking about the way he glances at the graphic then smiles smugly into the camera while nodding his head up and down as if he's fucking bad ass i hate that Muppet lipped mother fucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:45:43 2015 No.6957313 >>6957303 how do you fuck up dipping shit in another shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:46:09 2015 No.6957315 >>6956843 Wow, he actually acknowledged it being raw. Surprising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:49:43 2015 No.6957323 >>6957313 He doesn't let the caramel cool at all so all of the toppings just run down to the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:39:04 2015 No.6957561 >>6957223 What's wrong with That?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:49:35 2015 No.6957579 File: 129 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957573 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:05:24 2015 No.6957614 File: 354 KB, 240x200, 1432608664181.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957573

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:13:48 2015 No.6957646 >>6957306 >Salmonella >from beef topkek

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:15:17 2015 No.6957650 >>6956843 only took him 4 tries, and all day, to make a pie with literally 5 ingredients. kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:23:26 2015 No.6957678 >>6957303 >that heavy breathing while attempting to dip apples in caramel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:25:26 2015 No.6957685 >>6957303 >the bitterness of the apple goes good with the sweet This is Jack attempting to describe flavors

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:26:28 2015 No.6957689 >>6957650 What makes it even funnier is that at the beginning he talks about how easy it's going to be even calling it a lazy man recipe.....then proceeds to waste an entire day fucking up 4 times. And he wonders why Food Network won't return his calls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:31:41 2015 No.6957709 File: 133 KB, 550x413, 1367936854275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957303 >those toppings

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:55:40 2015 No.6957770 File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, 1444308951183.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 >Wash your hands BEFORE touching raw meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:56:58 2015 No.6957776 >>6957579 source pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:59:27 2015 No.6957782 >>6957776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:02:26 2015 No.6957789 >>6957709 kek thought exactly the same, he then proceeds to complain about how the photos are photoshopped because those don't look like the ones he made jej

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:04 2015 No.6957801 File: 476 KB, 200x199, 1430440425672.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >9 years on youtube >200000 subscribers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:13:59 2015 No.6957816 >>6957801 >90% watch to laugh at him

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:27:45 2015 No.6957842 >>6957573 >>6957306 >>6957278 Why is it acceptable to undercook a steak a little but not ground beef?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:31:16 2015 No.6957854 >>6957842 because ground meat in supermarkets is mostly composed of shitty trimmings and other nasty parts (anuses, tails) and theres a higher chance of meat contamination during grinding process

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:32:16 2015 No.6957857 File: 21 KB, 609x284, simplejack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rare!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FfZiiK-I4

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:32:53 2015 No.6957859 >>6957842 Grind the meat yourself and you're good to go

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:52:46 2015 No.6957913 >>6957857 what the fuck was that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:03:38 2015 No.6957961 >>6957857 >not enjoying the burn of a fresh onion

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:06:55 2015 No.6957974 https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=50&v=zf7i2iIJwFc >yfw Jack boils his eggs for 10 minutes The one thing that is better undercooked ffs

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:09:21 2015 No.6957983

>>6957842

Don't listen to these trolls talking about it being made of ass and tails.
The point is that a steak is a solid piece of meat. Any e coli bacteria therefore will be on the outside of it. So if you sear your steak, it doesn't matter if the inside is rare, the bacteria can't reach there.
However in ground meat, the (hypothetical) bacteria get ground all throughout it. So if the inside doesn't get heated enough it'll still be infected.

But if you get quality meat, or ground yourself, you're absolutely fine.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:11:55 2015 No.6957991

>>6957857

How in the actual fuck..
That's the dumbest way I've seen to cut an onion.
And that knife technique, look at him wiggling it back and forth like a seesaw and pushing on top of the blade with his other hand.
I've seen kids with better knife handling than him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:23:31 2015 No.6958027 File: 152 KB, 1362x857, carrots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rate my side dish

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:31:14 2015 No.6958047 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:37:33 2015 No.6958062 >>6957983 This is the correct answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:45:00 2015 No.6958081 >>6958027 rosemary stuck in teeth/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:50:11 2015 No.6958090 >>6957983 If you don't live in a 3rd world country this wont be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:52:48 2015 No.6958095 >>6957291 I always forget that he'd bald. I lose my shit every time I see pictures of him without a hat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:53:48 2015 No.6958096 >>6957678 >that heavy breathing in literally all of his videos

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:57:53 2015 No.6958104 >>6957983 Ja/ck/ doesn't grind his own meat though. It's store bought pre ground beef, or in the case of the bison burger it was shipped to him from some website. That's the problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:03:06 2015 No.6958115 File: 32 KB, 553x343, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TAKE OFF THE GOD DAMN FUCKING RING!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:04:14 2015 No.6958116 File: 1001 KB, 849x432, cheese milk bake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:06:33 2015 No.6958124 >>6957685 I'm guessing he meant sour Because if a Granny Smith is bitter, something is really wrong.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:09:20 2015 No.6958132

>>6958104

Oh I'm absolutely not defending ja/ck/s undercooked shit here. Just answering the question why rare steak is generally considered okay, while everyone loses their shit over rare ground meat.

As an aside, I regularly eat steak tartare and similar stuff. And when I make burgers that I cook medium rare, I use ground beef from the supermarket as well. It's all fine unless you live in some shithole or go to the cheapest shadiest supermarket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:10:10 2015 No.6958134 >>6958116 Is it part of flyover cuisine to drown fucking everything in cheese? I mean I enjoy good cheese straight too, but why even pretend its a condiment when you just dump a ton in and then dump a literally solid layer on top?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:12:00 2015 No.6958136 >>6957646 It's actually common in beef, less than E coli though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:12:25 2015 No.6958139 >>6958134 What I can't get my head around is putting tortilla chips in there, and then pouring a carton of milk over them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:12:59 2015 No.6958141 >>6958116 >milk why

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:13:34 2015 No.6958143 File: 115 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958115 He got an infection on his finger once that he blames on it being fake gold, but it was probably all of the bacteria trapped under it. kek http://youtu.be/pvKoB9M1NYw

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:14:23 2015 No.6958145 >>6958139 There's a well known French recipe in which thinly sliced potatoes are baked with milk. This sounds like a bastardized version of that in which the chips substitute for the thinly cut spuds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:14:43 2015 No.6958146 >>6958139 I mean I guess when it gets soggy it would be kind of like a tortilla layer. I've had enchilada casserole before, no idea why you would use chips instead of just using some corn tortillas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:14:49 2015 No.6958147 >>6958124 not being able to correctly name one of the five basic tastes is a bad sign if you have a cooking show

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:16:24 2015 No.6958149 >>6958134 I think part of the cuisine also involves either undercooking or overcooking everything. While Jack usually goes for under, this bitch just burnt the fuck out her casserole. Personal tastes i guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:17:49 2015 No.6958153 >>6958147 If it was anyone else, I would just call it a slip. But with Jack... yeah, he probably doesn't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:18:28 2015 No.6958156 >>6958145 You mean Au Gratin? You can say the actual name of the dish, we aren't all Jack here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:23:07 2015 No.6958165 >>6958116 >my cheese and milk casserole is done baking >better drown it in sour cream Also, this woman is a burnt as her casserole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:24:24 2015 No.6958170 File: 18 KB, 250x250, 827484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 I wonder what Chef John thinks of this monkey

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:25:51 2015 No.6958175 >>6958170 Jack is just chef John is disguise. He is trolling the fuck out of all of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:34:18 2015 No.6958198 >>6958115 This upsets me so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:36:06 2015 No.6958204 >>6958156 Gratin is grilling a crust on top of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:51:38 2015 No.6958256 >>6958204 Colloquially in the U.S. it refers to potatoes cooked with butter, milk and cheese. If you want to be a smart alec though go right ahead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:52:43 2015 No.6958263 >>6958170 fucking chef john, uploading videos at midnight makes me hungry af

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:56:26 2015 No.6958274 File: 114 KB, 1280x715, jk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958116 did he bang her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:58:14 2015 No.6958280 >>6958274 this guy looks too much like pepe

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:04:34 2015 No.6958292 File: 587 KB, 1864x1884, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958274 i bet he regrets marrying tammy or wtv is her name

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:11:10 2015 No.6958300 >>6958292 Wow, he actually uses a decent hot sauce. Color me surprised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:14:48 2015 No.6958310 >>6957857 The end felt like a Tim & Eric sketch.. what is life

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:14:56 2015 No.6958311 >>6957290 lol what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:22:52 2015 No.6958330 File: 2.57 MB, 1280x720, JackCuckieSlomo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone post your Rare Jacks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:28:33 2015 No.6958347 I want to kill Jack, I have about US$1k and a car, I live in Toronto, wat do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:31:32 2015 No.6958354 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, dualknife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958330

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:33:02 2015 No.6958360 >>6958274 HIGH TEST I G H T E S T

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:35:29 2015 No.6958365 >>6958354 Mad knife skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:35:56 2015 No.6958366 File: 163 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_rarest_of_pepes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958360 Ja/ck/ is pretty high test for a woman. Not gonna lie, he has massive calves because he walks around with 200 lbs near his gut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:36:12 2015 No.6958367 >>6958354 This is gold. Do you mind if I save this image?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:36:22 2015 No.6958368 >>6958330 Holy fuck look at the fucking fat fuck enjoying his shitty fucking undercooked cookie how can one cuck make me this fucking mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:36:47 2015 No.6958370 >>6958292 The way he says "I love my family" and "I love my wife" and "I love my marriage" all the time, like he's trying to convince himself. And the way they talk to each other, off camera, which he then edits into his videos, suggests probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:38:17 2015 No.6958372 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, 10749 - Copy - Copy (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958347 patience if youve had first stroke it doesnt mean that you will have 2nd stroke but if youve had 2nd stroke be ready for 3rd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:40:12 2015 No.6958377 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, cucksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:59:20 2015 No.6958417 >>6958377 classic Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:08:47 2015 No.6958437 >>6957285 wooster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:12:53 2015 No.6958448 File: 150 KB, 899x653, wasted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:32:41 2015 No.6958506 >>6958448 beatiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:39:42 2015 No.6958523 >>6958448 oh god would you look at that? ohh its perfect beaaautifuul

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:44:10 2015 No.6958537 File: 123 KB, 1668x368, Screen Shot 2015-10-09 at 8.42.26 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we real people /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:49:51 2015 No.6958558 >>6958537 it doesn't matter #fakelivesmatter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:49:51 2015 No.6958559 >>6958330 I want to smash his face with a baseball bat.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:58:23 2015 No.6958581
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>>6957303
>Rachael Ray's Carmel Apples
>Carmel

Is he legitimately retarded? Because I'm going to feel bad if I've been laughing at an actual retarded person this whole time.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:26:37 2015 No.6958697
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https://youtu.be/icXNCUyZErU?t=4m

>grinds espresso in shit tier burr grinder
>"look at it, beautiful, perfect for expresso"
>brews it in a keurig
>"huh, tastes like coffee"
>brews 3 more different types of coffee
>"I have a good palate but I can't taste any of these notes on the bag"

there is no way this fat retard made this video without the intent to trigger coffee autists

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:30:56 2015 No.6958712 File: 30 KB, 857x115, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958697

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:36:08 2015 No.6958725 File: 2.10 MB, 347x200, 1423865700527.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958697 a fucking keurig brooo A FUCKING KEURING EKSPRESSO EKSPRESSO GRIND FUCK THAT GUY

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:36:21 2015 No.6958728 >>6958712 Dayyyyum Cheyenne, Jack got BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:09:27 2015 No.6958809 >>6958697 I am not a coffee person. I drink Folgers brewed in the cheapest machine I could find at the Target. But this still pissed me right the fuck off. Even I know he's full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:18:23 2015 No.6958835 I have a can of pillsbury cinnamon rolls how do I ja/ck/ them up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:22:34 2015 No.6958850 >>6958835 Cover them with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, cook them halfway, shout "LOOKIT THAT," and then stuff them in your hideous maw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:24:24 2015 No.6958856 >>6958835 >cut the tube where glazing is >struggle to get the dought out >put that mess that you created on a baking shit >undercook >scrape the rest of glazing on buns wala

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:12:23 2015 No.6958981 >>6958330 How the fuck did he leave an angular bite

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:15:53 2015 No.6958986 >>6958116 >Now we're going to cut us a big old healthy piece health? really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:21:50 2015 No.6959012 >>6958850 dont forget to eyefuck anyone in your vicinity while chewing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:28:10 2015 No.6959038 >>6956843 >cool whip jesus fucking christ if you do this and have the audacity to call yourself a "chef" kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:30:15 2015 No.6959047 >>6957685 I burst out laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:34:20 2015 No.6959063 File: 42 KB, 500x415, relax sunny no need to be mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHWF3wPduY Shut the fuck up yall winner winner chicken dinner glad we did nuke all dem chinkies eh amrite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:36:05 2015 No.6959068 >>6958292 Jesus christ does anyone else just get really upset from seeing his stupid fucking smug face? I hate this picture so god damn much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:39:29 2015 No.6959081 >>6958981 I never noticed that. It's a perfect 90 degree angle

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:40:30 2015 No.6959092 >>6958986 In midwesternese, health = fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:46:59 2015 No.6959120 >>6959063 All that work for some ground up dippin dots stuffed into a fruit roll up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:48:18 2015 No.6959125 >>6958143 >He got an infection on his finger once that he blames on it being fake gold, but it was probably all of the bacteria trapped under it. Is that even possible? I hope it is. Fucking Jack the cu/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:50:14 2015 No.6959134 >>6959063 I giggled at several points throughout that video and I am not quite sure why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:32 2015 No.6959138 >>6957782 thats absolutely fucking atrocious

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:53 2015 No.6959141 >>6959063 fucking nips man

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:57:25 2015 No.6959153 >>6959120 And then you smash it and dump syrupy strawberries on top anyways. What was the point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:00:36 2015 No.6959159 >>6959125 Gold is antimicrobial. So it would have to be a combination of his ring being fake gold, in addition to nasty shit being trapped under there

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:18:56 2015 No.6959196 >>6959138 It bugs me so much that he never adds salt, pepper or spices to any of his dishes. It's like he doesn't understand how flavor is made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:22:48 2015 No.6959206 >>6959196 He only uses canned ingredients, so if he added any more salt it would give him an insta-stroke. There's really no excuse for the lack of spices, though.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:45:52 2015 No.6959271

>>6957285
It's easier if you splain it:
Worce
Ster
Shire
Worce-ster-shire. 3 syllables. Syl-la-bles.

It finally made sense to me as an American on the tube to Gloucester. I was looking at the spelling on the wall exactly while someone was announcing it... Ahhhhh, there's a pause between the Glouce and the Ster. Like a portmanteau of sorts. "Shire" is a foreign concept to most Americans. We do have "ham"s and "haven"s though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:52:58 2015 No.6959284 File: 129 KB, 936x831, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959196 ...really? Someone doesn't own the best gourmet seasoning in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:14:01 2015 No.6959344 >>6959284 >holy fuck that serving size/per container

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:18:41 2015 No.6959363 >>6958115 is that a thing? I didn't know, I wear one all the time while cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:21:03 2015 No.6959372 >>6958856 >on a baking shit where do I find such an item?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:22:49 2015 No.6959375 >>6959372 in Jack's kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:35:38 2015 No.6959402 File: 300 KB, 1400x1050, smalahove.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] people eat this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:39:28 2015 No.6959417 >>6959402 Are you sure you're in the right thread? That looks cooked properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:42:00 2015 No.6959424 >>6959344 Pretty typical, tbh fam

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:43:01 2015 No.6959426 >>6959402 Awwww... cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:43:28 2015 No.6959428 File: 224 KB, 720x479, holodets (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This isn't catfood

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:44:34 2015 No.6959431 >>6959428 Its delicious with hot horseradish

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:46:22 2015 No.6959434 File: 46 KB, 500x375, holodotsmor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959431 it looks foul. east slavic food is mostly disgusting, from my experience

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:50:45 2015 No.6959440 >>6959434 Awwww... cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:51:23 2015 No.6959442 >>6959434 >>6959428 >>6959402 Posts that are not Ja/ck/ relate are not welcome, make your own thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:52:27 2015 No.6959445 >>6959442 my bad, I thought it was foodgore general

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:08:10 2015 No.6959472 >>6955813 >celery balsamic reduction wat le fuq burger is an interesting idea but I wouldn't waste 2lb of beef on it. he did seem to grill them competently >pure vinegar directly on the burger >reeeeeeee.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:26:13 2015 No.6959501 >>6958274 I'm disgusted with myself but I probably would bang her. It's like a way worse version of Angelina Castro

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:33:39 2015 No.6959511 File: 500 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_ssj_cu-ck-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else /jack/'in it?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:41:38 2015 No.6959517 >>6959063 God bless those japs. Way too complicated but I will watch this before bed every night. /ck/ ASMR

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:45:03 2015 No.6959518 >>6959271 Shut up semester abroad faget

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:46:45 2015 No.6959519 >>6958581 I think his IQ is probably around 70-80. He's borderline mentally deficient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:51:54 2015 No.6959529 >>6955813 Has he learned how to read instructions yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:54:04 2015 No.6959532 File: 225 KB, 655x363, DSP (3).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is he the DSP of /ck/? I suppose he's certainly more likable

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:54:05 2015 No.6959533 File: 27 KB, 560x316, kingjack_retard_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959529 Nope >>6959519 So you're saying he's not actually retarded? Well... maybe we've lowered the bar for retarded too far

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:59:42 2015 No.6959547 >>6958809 You get better coffee for less money if you buy from Krogers. Best shit-tier "I just want some coffee" that I've found.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:03:59 2015 No.6959552 >>6959532 he absolutely is. they talk the same, sound similar, and look similar. and they both blame everything but themselves for their fuckups

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:14:03 2015 No.6959563 >>6958143 Finger infection? Fucking gross. How does someone let that happen when they work with food as a hobby? I wonder how much fat, infected finger flesh had just slid off into a meatloaf or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:17:12 2015 No.6959568 >>6959511 >>6959511 that's a very rare Jack my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:21:52 2015 No.6959571 >>6958354 Sweet dps >>6958330 PROTIP: if your Jacks are a little rare, you can pop them in the microwave for a minute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:22:25 2015 No.6959574 >>6959284 >All that fucking sodium per fucking gram of product >Season generously!! The train to stroketown is about to leave guys!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:44:06 2015 No.6959592 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_ugonget_cu-ck-ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959574 The King has already been to stroketown once, but he claims it was because of energy drinks and coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:56:32 2015 No.6959597 >>6959592 Yes I remember that video. Do you think he will make it to the end of the year?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:32:43 2015 No.6959623

>>6955813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6-8Gg76t6A

How has nobody commented yet how he manages to fuck up making cupcakes and makes something like muffins instead? Even when used a package, he is too retarded to fill the tins properly. He only had to do that right. Then proceeds to decorate them as if he is a 5 year old. Classic Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:34:22 2015 No.6959624 >>6959623 Also don't forget the ending, when he starts talking about them like if they were some homemade/bakery made cupcakes >oh wow, so airy, so delicious And they come straight froom a fucking box

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:13:12 2015 No.6959659 File: 30 KB, 316x202, enough.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957857 Jesus fucking Christ! Just leave the root on, you fat fuck! Goddamn it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:38:01 2015 No.6959679 >>6958354 I laughed... but I'm also a little sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:40:04 2015 No.6959888 File: 2.81 MB, 2498x1324, Screen Shot 2015-10-10 at 8.38.03 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is one of his lesser known videos but its complete gold tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM screenshot is what he calls salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:31:19 2015 No.6959976 >>6959888 fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:09:27 2015 No.6960038 >>6959888 It's probably why he is so fucking fat. I be he thinks that is healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:23:41 2015 No.6960060 >>6959888 What a fucking fatty. I'm appalled that he's diabetic and still eats shit like this to this day. Hasn't lost a pound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:28:49 2015 No.6960070 File: 1.82 MB, 300x264, 1429056778611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959888

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:43:33 2015 No.6960115 >>6959888 I feel like the letter from that German at the beginning of the video is trying to subtly call jack a fatass american

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:45:10 2015 No.6960121 >>6960060 https://youtu.be/lfGlDg47How?t=208 Wow it's worse than I thought. This is what he dips fruit into?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:50:26 2015 No.6960134 >>6960121 Wtf he opened the cheese with his mouth like a fucking retard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:08:46 2015 No.6960180 >>6960121 That shit is delicious with watermelon, used to eat it sometimes when I was kid. I would go easier on the marshmallow fluff and add vanilla though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:16:38 2015 No.6960192 >>6957782 he just fucking lays the onions on top of the meat like a child

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:24:10 2015 No.6960203 >>6959592 I bet it wasn't a stroke, but a bunch of e coli trapped in a pocket of cheese in his intestines got freed. It then entered his bloodstream and went to his brain.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:34:53 2015 No.6960230

>>6959888
Fucking gross. Mayonnaise, canned beans, and onions? That's just slop. What he calls a "heaping" tbsp is more like 4 tbsp RIGHT AFTER HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT MEASUREMENTS.

>>6960115
Yeah he was definitely being made fun of. "Here in Germany, we do not have your disgusting prepackaged foods, and our portions are meant for humans."

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:44:49 2015 No.6960253

>>6960121
>>6960134
Why doesn't he edit or prepare anything in advance? From a production point of view, this is so annoying. Do we need to see the cream cheese package? Do we need to see an adult struggle to open it? Why couldn't it have already been on a small plate next to the bowl? Is he aware that he has discretion over the content of his show?

I swear these videos would be 10x shorter if he didn't waste time showing how (not) to open containers of food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:45:35 2015 No.6960255 >>6958697 Jack thinks he has a good palate

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:49:46 2015 No.6960264 >>6958116 just looking at the thumbnail made me audibly kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:19:54 2015 No.6960332 >>6960255 Diabetus fucks up your taste buds

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:46:03 2015 No.6960391 >>6958263 2 AM HUNGER LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:50:48 2015 No.6960400 >>6957782 Why does he have a washer and dryer in his kitchen?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:04:47 2015 No.6960422

>>6960400
It's a small Southern California post war bungalow they (cheaply) made for returning GI's-- think of the neighborhood in Edward Scissorhands. Probably that's where the most suitable water connection is. But then again Ja/ck/ is retarded and may have placed them there for convenience and proximity to the fridge

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:11:38 2015 No.6960436 >>6960400 where else do they go? the bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:14:48 2015 No.6960444 >>6960436 I can't tell if you're serious anon...the basement, or a separate utility room? Even in a closet or something. Are you poor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:15:12 2015 No.6960445 >>6960332 my dad's a diabetic smoker and he can still cook

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:19:54 2015 No.6960453 >>6960436 yuropoor spotted

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:29:41 2015 No.6960468 >>6960444 houses in europe are smaller on average than in the US, separate utility rooms aren't as common and it's only older houses that tend to have basements - which, more often than not, are converted into extra bedrooms, home offices, or suchlike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:39:13 2015 No.6960490 >>6960468 Where do you live that basements get converted to bedrooms?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:39:34 2015 No.6960492

any long time ja/ck/'s notice his obsession with alcohol? it's noticeable during his trip to disney, as he spends 5 mins telling his wife that the restaurant has german beer, but he always has to make some sort of comment about not drinking when it's brought up on the show.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:10:45 2015 No.6960552 >>6960490 nigga you act like that would be considered weird in america

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:12:36 2015 No.6960559

>>6960444
My parents' house in Virginia had the washer and dryer in the kitchen when it was made, but that kitchen was garbage in the first place. It was the first thing they renovated and they shoved the washer and dryer into the basement where it should have been in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:25:33 2015 No.6960600 >>6960552 well, it sounded like he was talking about Europe and Ive never heard of someone converting his basement to a bedroom around here, mein Freund

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:36:30 2015 No.6960634 >>6960600 thats an old trick to raise house municipal estimation and selling price

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:39:46 2015 No.6960642 >>6960552 Illegal and dangerous for firemen if there's ever a fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:40:55 2015 No.6960645 File: 187 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960492 King Ja/ck/ just wants his subjects to know he doesn't poison his body with such filth......he poisons his body with raw meat and processed food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:43:38 2015 No.6960657 File: 33 KB, 640x480, fuck unitaskers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960642 not the case if it has an egress window you nonce

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:44:40 2015 No.6960663 >>6960600 What? 80% of the people on this site are posting from basements converted to bedrooms

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:23:13 2015 No.6960731 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_ive_made_a_huge_mistake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting more rare King Ja/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:23:20 2015 No.6960733 >>6959623 >Hur hur so weird, water and oil aren't even supposed to mix. Unless you mix them with an emulsifier, like the egg yolks, you dense MOTHERFUCKER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:24:18 2015 No.6960734 File: 51 KB, 625x580, kingjack_p90x_failure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959511 This was after his P90X days, look at how Ja/ck/'d he is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:37:57 2015 No.6960763 File: 1.92 MB, 1492x1038, oyvey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960731

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:41:28 2015 No.6960773 >>6958156 Gratin isn't a dish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:42:52 2015 No.6960777 >>6960773 careful, I got flamed for pointing that out. Let the Americans bastardise all the languages. At least they know what they're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:45:45 2015 No.6960782 The more I watch his videos the more I think this is some kind of satire.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:51:37 2015 No.6960810
File: 125 KB, 906x735, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ja/ck/ always gets angry when people don't listen to him, but if you watch him at a restaurant with other people he never listens to others and gets confused. A great example is his video at Cookout when he is trying to figure out which order is his.
http://youtu.be/6aJKzhKsR9o

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:01:09 2015 No.6960857 >>6960810 That's because he is mentally challenged

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:01:20 2015 No.6960858 I want to see Jack cleanly shaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:06:13 2015 No.6960869 >>6960810 I think he says the words ''bacon wrap'' around 30 times in this video

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:10:47 2015 No.6960882

>>6960115
i'm from germany and when i visited the states it just blew my mind how fucking big all the packages are.
like why would you buy so much, if you want to eat the same thing every day it will become bad before you ate it all.
then again the grapes, that i bought, looked good way longer than they should.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:13:08 2015 No.6960893 >>6960858 It's curious that he shills so fucking much about that shaving shit yet he doesn't even shave, at least not properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:13:17 2015 No.6960894 File: 438 KB, 900x611, 1444185089362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960882 It was probably a Grape™ by Monsanto

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:30:13 2015 No.6960950 File: 99 KB, 858x622, smuggest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:37:51 2015 No.6960976 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_dumb_ape_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960950 BEAUTIFUL IT'S PERFECT

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:38:07 2015 No.6960978 File: 76 KB, 560x316, tard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960858 >>6960893

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:39:15 2015 No.6960980 >>6960869 He says "bacon wrap" 13 times. I only caught one trademark "beautiful" though. He does say bacon and wrap separately several times. I didn't count those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:49:29 2015 No.6961000 >>6960810 Hooooold on. Are there actual Americans that believe it says "God Bless the USA" in the Bible. Like really actually? ... Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:51:38 2015 No.6961004 File: 37 KB, 620x368, tom_and_jerry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961000 you mean it doesn't????

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:58:30 2015 No.6961017 >>6960782 it's not clever enough for satire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:03:36 2015 No.6961024 File: 160 KB, 500x464, jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960950

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:07:39 2015 No.6961033 File: 142 KB, 1249x684, 1438960435104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959063 >the way his finger bends at 3:18

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:17:11 2015 No.6961054 >>6959063 nips didn't invent molecular gastronomy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:22:41 2015 No.6961066 File: 217 KB, 800x800, 1439226530535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959888 >salad night

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:30:19 2015 No.6961083 File: 220 KB, 1200x1012, jakatak69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961024 That looks like a dick tip with pubes growing out of it and a little hat on top

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:31:23 2015 No.6961087 >>6961054 someone needs to uninvent it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:39:31 2015 No.6961110 >>6957991 its a weird ass sawtooth looking chef knife. its fucking serrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:42:56 2015 No.6961121 >>6961004 dont worry fam, the godless foreigner prolly never opened a Bible in his life

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:43:15 2015 No.6961124 File: 2.28 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (63).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6958280

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:47:52 2015 No.6961144 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, jack make food good.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:50:13 2015 No.6961156 >>6959888 I'm going to be sick. Does this guy seriously not see the absurdity of having a "cooking" show where he just mixes together pre packaged garbage? I can't wrap my head around this shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:54:30 2015 No.6961175 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, jack bratwurst.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6959063 thats how I transport my heroin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:54:31 2015 No.6961174 >>6961124 I laughed so hard I pooped my pants

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:55:20 2015 No.6961179 >>6961144 stop this is torture he should have put peanut butter and watermelon in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:05:47 2015 No.6961213 >>6961144 why do I come to this fucking board am I a masochist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:05:50 2015 No.6961215 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack shake shake shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961179

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:06:57 2015 No.6961218 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, ITS FOOKING RAAAAW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961213 its fun bonding over hating ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:07:22 2015 No.6961220 File: 186 KB, 457x303, impress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961215 its takes him soooo fucking long to realise that his shit is leaking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:12:43 2015 No.6961234 File: 48 KB, 541x498, 1437137935881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961215 no pls >>6961220 yfw that towel is his cumrag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:14:30 2015 No.6961242 >>6961215 What the living hell is he even trying to make there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:16:35 2015 No.6961251 >>6960810 >fat ass jack is calling the other guy fat he's making fun of him for getting fries and onion rings on video you can tell he's pissed at jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:18:37 2015 No.6961263 >>6961242 general tso's chicken

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:22:00 2015 No.6961272 >>6961263 that was a decent episode tbh fam

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:23:24 2015 No.6961280 >>6961272 except for the part where he's a fucking retard that doesnt know what dredging is. he fucking mixed the cornstarch in with the sauce rather than dipping them in both separately. his shit turned to cement

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:30:50 2015 No.6961292 >>6961280 oh haha yeah i remember that but it seemed like he really liked how it came out anyways. I wouldn't do what he did but it worked out. All you need is oil, sugar, and protein and you are going to be good brah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:32:39 2015 No.6961298 >>6961280 Not cement actually, much more interesting. He turned it into a non-Newtonian fluid. Meaning it's fluid with low stress, but becomes solid under high stress, like when you try to mash chicken into it with a fork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:34:26 2015 No.6961299 File: 544 KB, 1350x839, jecke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961083 best version here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:35:33 2015 No.6961303 >>6961292 Also, his mind being blown about how cornstarch thickens a sauce in seconds is just.... he's a massive man-child literally, in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:38:14 2015 No.6961304 >>6961298 lel I read that comment too did you post it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:39:43 2015 No.6961306 File: 411 KB, 522x493, 1428899198465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961303 i am guessing his IQ is around 90 what do you think?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:43:58 2015 No.6961315

>>6961304

Nah, I don't usually read YT comments, definitely not on Ja/ck/s videos because it's full of retards talking about how delicious his undercooked shit looks.
But cornstarch and water non-Newtonian fluid experiments are like high school physics level stuff.
Babbies first science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:45:20 2015 No.6961321 File: 13 KB, 583x72, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961315 one of the top ones is always good for a laugh. not everyone is retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:48:40 2015 No.6961329 jesus his old videos are straight up infomercials right down to pretending its impossible to bite a taco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHy7pM0U49w&index=11&list=PL16ED0DEEB6F4DA3D

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:50:10 2015 No.6961335

>>6961321

Fair enough. I'll scroll down more often.

The ending of that General Tso's video is very very telling though.
The recipe is just battering some chicken and frying it. And making a simple reduced soy sauce.
And he says: "Would I say it is easy? NO!"
What...? You shook up some soy sauce and starch, and you fried some chicken!

And then he gets his "buddy" to find knock-off ready-made frozen general tso's.

This guy shouldn't call himself a chef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:54:06 2015 No.6961345 File: 685 KB, 720x1280, Muppet lipped faggot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960121 What the fuck he makes what he calls bean dip and there's no fucking beans in it i hate this fat retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:55:05 2015 No.6961349 File: 60 KB, 754x597, marketing genius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no wonder why his business is so shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:55:59 2015 No.6961353 File: 54 KB, 800x804, 1351642802796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6957782 I like that in his intro "cooking"goes over his head

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:56:51 2015 No.6961357

>>6961335
he actually very specifically doesnt call himself a chef because he thinks most people are like him and he wants to be "a normal person cooking for normal people" but it does piss me off when he acts like some of these things are so hard to do. everything he buys is pre packaged so there's no prep at all he's just scared when he needs to use more than 2 dishes and has to wash them.

its really not worth it to read many of them but I check the top few because some of them are just someone calling him a retard or a fat ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:58:02 2015 No.6961360 >>6961349 is this real? he charges more per bottle when you get more bottles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:00:21 2015 No.6961368 File: 16 KB, 314x291, 1418483625797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961349 >1 for $5.4600 per jar >2 for $5.4650 per jar >3 for $5.4633 per jar >4 for $5.4625 per jar >5 for $5.4662 per jar >6 for $5.4633 per jar

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:02:14 2015 No.6961374 File: 613 KB, 720x1280, simple cuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961144 I know it's not the only thing wrong here but why does this fuck put jarred salsa in so many dishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:03:28 2015 No.6961376 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS HE FUCKING MAKES OMELETTES BY PUTTING THEM IN ZIPLOC BAGS AND BOILS THE BAG

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:04:40 2015 No.6961378 File: 1.28 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0&list=PL16ED0DEEB6F4DA3D&index=2 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:04:40 2015 No.6961379

>>6961357

Eh, I didn't mean it literally, more in the sense of, having a cooking show that pretends to teach people how to cook.
Whether he actually calls himself a chef or not, he is acting like he is, with his apron and cap and "explaining" things as if he knows things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:04:49 2015 No.6961381 >>6961376 >DAD CHEESE Uh..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:05:57 2015 No.6961385 >>6960980 Thank you for telling me the actual number. I wasn't willing to watch that video again to get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:08:58 2015 No.6961394 File: 1.64 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961381 i am so fucking mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:13:32 2015 No.6961407 >>6961374 well he never used tomatoes unless its a burger topping so maybe he thinks thats the best way to include tomatoes in a recipe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:14:50 2015 No.6961410 File: 1.86 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961376 just straight up boils plastic bags

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:15:57 2015 No.6961413 >>6961410 >Boiled Dad cheese I don't want that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:16:09 2015 No.6961416 >>6961378 it only takes 15 minutes of boiling, so much more efficient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:19:42 2015 No.6961428 >>6961407 He also includes tomatoes in his macaroni salad. recipe for Jack's Macaroni Salad: 1 package macaroni noodles 1 tomato 2 cups of mayonnaise salt/pepper to taste Stir together ingredients. Consume with mayonnaise spoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:38 2015 No.6961469 >>6961410 That is ingenious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:35:02 2015 No.6961479 File: 34 KB, 416x416, vladimir-putin_416x416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961378 Hmm, delicious Putins~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:42:59 2015 No.6961506 File: 295 KB, 1078x1322, 2015-09-30_11.15.05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961376 BTFO by ramsay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:48:53 2015 No.6961524 File: 251 KB, 670x965, 1443882197070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961506 Ramsay is truly based

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:50:46 2015 No.6961531

>>6961506
holy fuck that picture makes me think of the olsen twins movie from when I was a kid.

the opening scene of billboard dad the one sister is scrambling eggs in a bag by shaking it because she cant find a whisk and says using a fork bruises the eggs or something. what the fugg why do I remember this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:51:16 2015 No.6961533 >>6960445 Most smokers I know are good cooks. I bet diabetes gets canceled out by the smoking in terms of cooking ability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:54:34 2015 No.6961539 >>6960121 >"bean dip" >has no actual beans in it That seals it. He is literally retarded. No mentally competent person would combine meat and cheese and call it beans.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:59:33 2015 No.6961559

well its saturday night and I'm staying home drinking alone because I have bronchitis. I'm going to watch jack go on an alaskan cruise and make fun of him. I went on an alaskan cruise on a much nicer line than him and holy fuck cruises are for fags so this should be interesting. so far he's complained about not getting better seats for free and reviewed potato chips while everyone on the plane is trying to sleep. theres 5 parts cant wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_kxSU07uxQ&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC62c3Z9JekcStDpOTtyB-fKd

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:59:45 2015 No.6961561 File: 46 KB, 539x526, jk shirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960121 >bean dip >no bean chili and creamcheese IS IT A RUSE????

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:02:12 2015 No.6961570 File: 66 KB, 600x600, just_juice_100_pure_pussy_juice_from_concentrate_1l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6955813 You know what else is /beautiful/? Pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:03:20 2015 No.6961574 >>6961561 >hardcorejesuslover69

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:03:31 2015 No.6961575 >>6961559 How much do you wanna bet, that at the start there, in the airplane bathroom, he was actually taking a shit while he filmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:04:08 2015 No.6961576 >>6961559 Is his wife the breadwinner of the family? How do they manage to afford this, isn't a cruise around 500 bucks a person?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:08:51 2015 No.6961587

>>6961575
>people are mad I wont shut the fuck up on the plane let me talk to you while I shit in peace

>>6961576
definitely more than 500 including plane tickets and yes she makes the money

>alaskan cruise
>hasnt gotten crab yet
>gets turkey, beef, and lamb
fuck this guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:10:16 2015 No.6961589 >>6961576 it should be more since their room has a balcony, make it 3000$ per person

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:13:18 2015 No.6961595 File: 43 KB, 512x606, dicksuckinglips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961576 Money isn't a concern since his sauce company is worth millions of dollar

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:13:52 2015 No.6961599 >>6961589 >>6961587 >>6961576 I think he mentioned on a "Hangin' with Jack" episode that his in-laws paid for the cruise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:13:57 2015 No.6961600 File: 100 KB, 678x434, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961589 not quite. I did this one and he would be on the equivalent of veranda and holland america is a nicer cruise line than norwegian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:15:32 2015 No.6961603 >>6961600 i just pulled a number out of my ass lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:28 2015 No.6961612 File: 61 KB, 610x625, 1422294695156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961603 >he pulled a Ja/ck/ Well done fellow servant of the Cu/ck/ King

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:19:38 2015 No.6961615 File: 1.43 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961603 he's pretty low down to the water too I'm theyre probably the lowest balcony level. lower=cheaper obviously

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:25:54 2015 No.6961627
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>>6961559
>Ja/ck/ can barely fit in the bathroom
>yfw he definitely got stuck on the toilet every day
>yfw he couldn't pull himself up with the handle and had to roll off the toilet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:31:08 2015 No.6961648 >>6961615 >no tax on a ship guys!!! >prices are blown up by 400% this guy fo real

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:32:02 2015 No.6961654 >jack is in alaska >its 75 degrees outside >he's pissed theres no air conditioning in the stores you fat faggot lose some blubber and youlll be fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:33:29 2015 No.6961660 >baileys 1.14 35$ guise!! he doesnt drink thats for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:34:10 2015 No.6961664 >>6959888 >salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:36:35 2015 No.6961673 File: 19 KB, 838x95, kingjack_pig_wife_shamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961660 >>6961576 >>6961587 >>6961561 >>6961559 TAMMY BTFO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:36:51 2015 No.6961676 File: 1.89 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961660 keep watching he'll keep talking about all the alcohol and the beers at a restaurant and then he orders a root beer here's his hot wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:38:10 2015 No.6961683 >>6961559 What kind of music do you think the King spun when he was a DJ for 7 years as he reveals in this video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:39:37 2015 No.6961690 >>6961683 Some JUICY and BEAUTIFUL beats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:40:04 2015 No.6961691 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961683 christian rock

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:40:24 2015 No.6961693 File: 15 KB, 161x328, kingjack_boulder_mode3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961683 Dunno, but "Jakatak" was his DJ name and he has used it as his moniker ever since. Jelly of the King's calves, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:43:48 2015 No.6961704 >>6961673 thats a plausible theory, he always finds a beer in his fridge but jack is too pussy to drink big boys sparkling cereal water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:51:48 2015 No.6961725 File: 1.70 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] video 3 and he hasn't gotten alaskan king crab yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:59:21 2015 No.6961760 File: 2.22 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to alaska >lets hit up subway

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:59:28 2015 No.6961761 >>6961725 guess what jack jr gets in 4th part

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:00:05 2015 No.6961765 >>6961725 I wonder if he knows what fresh thyme looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:01:29 2015 No.6961772 >>6961760 10 bucks for a subway sandwich? What a ripoff. Is that standard price or just Alaska?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:02:26 2015 No.6961776 >>6961760 they got pizza dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:03:04 2015 No.6961779 >>6961761 was that the pizza lel >>6961772 just alaska and probably hawaii

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:07:02 2015 No.6961800 File: 1.93 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its impossible not to laugh at his head

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:09:10 2015 No.6961811 File: 2.14 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he's the only fat ass to pay to take the bus dude I thought it was expensive but its only $10 and there's only 6 of us

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:09:19 2015 No.6961812 Ja/ck/ is OBONGO LOVER More news at 11

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:10:41 2015 No.6961818 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961811 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:12:17 2015 No.6961830 >>6961812 >canada has free healthcare >you can get an operation any time you want top cuck this faggot is retarded. 6 month wait list for a free MRI isnt really that cool if youre dying

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:14:55 2015 No.6961841
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>we're not acting like dumb tourists
>oh but fuck we paid $15 for this
>the bus driver told us it was good

this might actually be his first vacation ever how doesn't he know tourist traps pay cab drivers and shit to tell them to go to their overpriced restaurants

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:15:53 2015 No.6961847 >>6961830 6 month wait versus never getting it because you can't afford it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:17:55 2015 No.6961857 >>6961847 I'm rich fuck the poor tbh. just dont tell me its amazing when its really just a trade off of money vs time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:22:25 2015 No.6961870 >>6961857 If you're rich you can just get private care, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:22:47 2015 No.6961873 >>6961830 >the day of operation >operation scheduled at 9 am >get operated next day at 6 pm eh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:25:06 2015 No.6961882 >>6961830 Guess what, if you're dying, you don't have to wait 6 months.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:26:28 2015 No.6961888

ok so jack and his family basically went to alaska and did everything they do at home
>fast food
>buy tshirts
>take the train and bus rather than walk in the amazing forests
>dont eat crab
>go to fucking subway

It wasn't like he did anything particularly bad but fuck he didnt do one thing cool and consistently made the wrong choice. when I went I went paddling in the ocean one day, another I went on a bike ride through the rain forest and picked wild berries for food and saw bald eagles for the first time. he went and got pulled pork

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:28:58 2015 No.6961895 >>6961870 so I already do that dont tell me yours is so cool then >>6961882 thats only if you already know I'm dying. what if the mri catches something you didnt know about neither is better than the other they have trade offs

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:34:58 2015 No.6961915

>>6961895
It's cool for people that aren't rich you fucking retarded faggot. In the US the leading cause of personal bankruptcy is medical debt, which means you're paying these delinquent bills anyway through taxes. Americans seem to want to pay more afterwards rather than upfront for preventive care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:46:28 2015 No.6961949 >>6961915 I already said fuck the poor what are you possibly arguing now

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:47:19 2015 No.6961951

>>6961329
>when you bite a taco, it just goes everywhere
>proceeds to crush the taco with his hands
>SEE
holy shit anon you're literally, factually, not metaphorically or hypothetically, but truthishly, correct
thats exactly what happens in that old infomercial gif

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:48:41 2015 No.6961956 >>6961329 jack scalfeeny does it again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 22:06:18 2015 No.6962032 >>6961956 remember to always replace "lazy" with "retarded"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 22:30:20 2015 No.6962094 >>6960810 That poor cashier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 22:31:28 2015 No.6962098 >>6961949 >thinks "fuck the poor" is an argument This is what sociopaths believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 22:34:30 2015 No.6962109 >>6962098 never said it was an argument but its my feelings so I was telling you to convince me otherwise. I'm tired of everything being help the drug using poor so I want a different reason

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:00:28 2015 No.6962174

>>6962109
Well it's better financially because it can bring down administrative costs (assuming the US doesn't bloat those somehow with bullshit) but they came down dramatically up here. The main reason people like it here though is that everyone gets covered so it's primarily a samaritan reason. If you don't care about that then look into the amount of money the US spends on health care despite having worse overall outcomes because many people wait until they are gravely ill to seek medical attention in emergency rooms due to lack of insurance and the associated expense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:06:30 2015 No.6962196 >>6962109 Sociopath confirmed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:12:11 2015 No.6962214 File: 73 KB, 692x697, glamour-beards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Ja/ck/ posts the most popular posts on this board?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:16:25 2015 No.6962229 File: 27 KB, 843x171, kingjack_losing_it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Ja/ck/ losing it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:21:50 2015 No.6962245 I want to see Ja/ck/ get shot in the gut with a frozen turkey in slow motion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:38:00 2015 No.6962282 >>6962109 You sound either really young or a nignog. Leave either way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:38:07 2015 No.6962283 >>6962245 Someone needs to find jack irl while he's filming jack on the go and start throwing skittles at him or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:39:01 2015 No.6962289 >>6962229 literally what.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:42:08 2015 No.6962295 >>6962282 28 suck my cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:45:14 2015 No.6962307 >>6962283 He lives in TN, can't some TN anons figure out where he is? Don't physically assault him or anything just take pics of his massive calves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:04:52 2015 No.6962361 >>6961144 My favorite part is how he pours out 3/4 of the jar of salsa, like the recipe has boundries

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:15:48 2015 No.6962383 File: 288 KB, 960x577, tsm-dyrus-2015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6960978 Dyrus pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:24:27 2015 No.6962400 >>6961306 more like 2 tablespoon of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:37:14 2015 No.6962415 >>6962229 hahahahahaha [sobbing internally]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:58:21 2015 No.6962458 File: 773 KB, 720x1280, jackscalfatty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6961693 Why does everyone mention his calves they are like three inches long and have to support his 400 pound body of course they are gonna look like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 01:08:39 2015 No.6962476 >>6962458 Still jelly of that size, though. I have fuckin' chicken legs despite training my calves. Even Arnold had a lot of trouble getting size into his calves, it sucks man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 01:22:06 2015 No.6962501 >>6961329 Why are the comments turned off in his older videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 01:25:23 2015 No.6962510 >>6962458 What i'm getting at is they probably look bigger than they really are if his calves were a normal length instead of three inches long

Anonymous Sun Oct 11 01:25:25 2015 No.6962511
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>>6959888
>at 5 mintutes in he calls his mommy
>"Mommy people in Germany are complaining to we don't use measurements. How much olive oil do I use?"
Fucking Christ Jack came from line of shitty cooks if he is using his mom's recipe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 01:27:00 2015 No.6962513 File: 879 KB, 720x1280, Kek A doodle doo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6962511

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 02:03:40 2015 No.6962577 >>6961660 >>6961676 What is the Cu/ck/ King's relationship with alcohol? I can't tell if he despises it, abstains for religious reasons, or if he used to be a former alcoholic, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 02:39:26 2015 No.6962641 >>6962577 He doesn't seem self aware enough to be in recovery. I think someone told him once that Jesus doesn't like alcohol and he rolled with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 02:48:23 2015 No.6962658 File: 1.45 MB, 326x256, meatypaws.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6962577 Id put my money down on jack being against alcohol because it promotes unhealthy lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 03:08:17 2015 No.6962694 File: 390 KB, 617x439, kingjack_talk_to_the_hand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6962641 >>6962577 The King drinks eggnog (with alcohol) and wine, just not straight liquor or beer for some reason. He works in mysterious ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 04:18:49 2015 No.6962846 >>6961888 I feel bad for his in-laws, who funded an entire trip for him and his family, and they have fuck all to say about their experience apart from Jack's airplane toilet adventure

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 06:03:20 2015 No.6962996 >>6961725 >La Cuckina Restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 13:47:54 2015 No.6963945 File: 9 KB, 480x360, jw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >15$ fish and chips

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