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6927340 No.6927340 [Reply] [Original]

>literally a slice of fish on top of a clump of rice
>takes 10 years of samurai training just to be allowed to handle food in a sushi restaurant

>> No.6927352

i kinda want to have sex with Jiro tbh

>> No.6927356
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6927356

>I posted it again!

>> No.6927357

>>6927340
>muh body temperature
>muh moving in place
>muh right-handed restaurant design
>muh squeezing boiling-hot water from a towel
>muh rice before the fish
>muh fish before the rice
>muh hands, not chopsticks

>> No.6927358

>>6927340
When your food is that fucking bland and boring, you have to do it absolutely fucking perfectly for anyone to care.

>> No.6927362

>>6927340
I'd prolly eat disgusting poop curry over this crap

how do japs keep getting away with this stuff?

what else are they allowed to do?

>> No.6927363

I want to learn how to make that egg sushi thing they make in the documentary. I don't remember what it was called but they had the fat little Japo spend like 8 months doing it or something.

Looks like a neat idea for a egg pancake or something

>> No.6927369

>>6927362
>>6927358
>>6927357
>>6927356
>being so obsessed with being a cool contrarian that you pretend to hate good food

I get it, sushi is popular amongst the youth and is overrated, but your hate is honestly kind of pathetic.

>> No.6927370

>>6927363
It's called tamagoyaki.

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>>6927369
>mildly dislike one guy in particular
>Y-YOUR BEING A CONTRARIAN, STOP

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>>6927356

>> No.6927439

>>6927369
kek. Come back when he actually cooks something other than fucking rice. Then maybe I'll say he makes "good food"

>> No.6927440
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6927440

>>6927352
with Hiro?

>> No.6927522

I fucking hate sushi culture

like cmon man, you're barely better than a fucking line worker. You tell a guy to work on washing rice for YEARS for fucking what.

>> No.6927526

What will the next meme cuisine be after Japanese?

>> No.6927534

>>6927522
>You tell a guy to work on washing rice for YEARS for fucking what.
For dough and perfection nigga
Fat bourgois be willing to pay top dollar for some clump of rice with raw fish on top.

>> No.6927535

>>6927526
Korean

>> No.6927538

>>6927535
I wish.

>> No.6927541

>>6927526
The definitive meme cuisine will always be Mexican food

>> No.6927549

>>6927541
Mexican or "Mexican"?

>> No.6927567

>>6927541
no, that's french food

food that no one likes to eat, but everyone glorifies

>> No.6927573

>>6927549
whats the difference between tex-mex and mexican?

>> No.6927575

>>6927573
the tex part

>> No.6927576

>>6927573
Everything.

>> No.6927581

>>6927576
then tell me this, is a burrito you get from moes or barbaritos Mexican?

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>>6927340

>> No.6927717

>>6927573
cheese and authentic boiled pig assholes

>> No.6927727

>>6927607
I need this on my cubicle

>> No.6927729

>>6927340

Not going to go weeb here, Jiro is a master of his craft and earned every Michelin star he has, which is still currently 3.... even his son's restaurant is critically acclaimed.

Jiro is a physical manifestation of what an entire lifetime of hard work and dedication looks like.

Cheers to him.

>> No.6927745

>>6927729
>michelin meme

>> No.6927766

>>6927727
What, do people throw trash at you?

>> No.6927824

>>6927340
You only graduate if you can make a good egg dish.

>> No.6927856

>>6927729
these levels of shills are new to mem

>> No.6927865

Getting white people to eat fish more is always a good thing.

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>>6927865
>getting people to eat more animal protein
>ever good

>> No.6927920

>>6927727
ここにｺﾞﾐを
捨てないで下さい

>> No.6927929

>>6927729
Well he looks like shit and a wimpy faggot. Lifetime officially wasted.

>> No.6928102

>>6927873
We get it you are malnurished and snappy.

>> No.6928123

I could believe that it tastes very good but iirc you have to pay 200$ to eat at his restaurant, I'll just stick to my homemade burgers.

>> No.6928139

>>6927340
>What are ya lookin' at, smoothskin?

Did this thing crawl out of Hiroshima/Nagasaki?

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>> No.6928222

>>6927340
Like any intelligent, forward thinking citizens of the 21st century, my wife and I are feminists. And like any feminists we were shocked and disgusted by this movie.

Both the main character (Jiro) AND the narrator are male! If alarms aren't going off in your head so far you're probably a bigot. Things became more and more repulsive as the movie played on. All of the supporting characters are male! And even worse, almost every single character in the movie is male!

I don't care if this is a documentary. My wife left the room in tears at the end of the first hour during a particularly sickening scene where Jiro serves a room full of customers. He says (not an exact quote) "I made the meals smaller for the women and larger for the men so that everyone would finish at the same time." Things like this would be expected in a film about Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill (both disgusting sexist pigs)but in a movie about food it was just chilling. And that wasn't even the worst part! The women in the room appeared (probably special effects or movie magic of some type) TO APPROVE OF THIS. Can you believe that?

My wife won't talk about it and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. I finished the movie with tears in my bloodshot eyes. I can't believe we've advanced so far as a society and women are still seen as being gutter scum.

Anyone forward thinking enough to simply be on the internet, to find this movie, to read this review, will be disgusted by the brutally sexist assault on your senses and common decency this movie has gotten away with.

>> No.6928226

>>6928222

such a horrid shitpost.

go back to your containment board.

>> No.6928356

>>6928123
I go to places that have all you can eat sushi for like $30
If you eat a lot it is worth it

>> No.6928452

>>6928226
>Feminist shitposts have their containment board.
Since when?

>> No.6928461

>>6928226
>doesn't recognize old ass copypasta

>> No.6928474

>>6928222
I wonder if that review is still up.

>> No.6928521

>>6928123
Well, the owner does has to make his money back.

He does personally go to the fish market and haggle for the best catch of the day.

Bidding wars are pretty costly since he isn't the only restaurant owner in town competing for the catch of the day.

>> No.6929048

>>6927865
Yes goy, overfish seafood out of existence, by then we will have our brand new pseudo-fish chemical compound for only $68.50/lb

>> No.6929425

>>6927729
The bias of Michelin towards Japanese restaurants has seriously lessened their prestige

>> No.6930572

>>6929425
Source.

>> No.6930603

>>6930572

his tripfaggot ass

>> No.6930843

>>6929425
Well it's probably because people were calling out michelin for being Euro centric that they decided to be more inclusive of other cuisines. But of course pretentious frenchies would glorify Japanese cuisine out of all the cuisine of Asia. Michelin has always been about perfect plating> all. That's why French, Scandinavian and Japanese restaurants have so many Michelin stars and why the only Italian restaurants that have it are places where they'll serve you a single ravioli.

>> No.6932875

>>6930843
I believe the singular is 'raviolus'.

>> No.6932881

>>6930843

That's just you opinion, not a cited fact.

>European cuisine standards rating working in Europe and countries that prepare European cuisine across the planet
>THAS WAYCISS TELL ME MAI UDON IS GUD TOO BLEASE.