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6923528 No.6923528 [Reply] [Original]

>I just think you need to add a little more spice

>> No.6923535

All the judges are in a constant state of fluctuating weight with the exception of based Zakarian.

It really says a lot about their fragile emotional states.

>> No.6923541

>>6923528
Is anyone annoyed by the judges overuse of the words "whimsical" and "whimsy"? It's like one of them said it one time and now it's said on every fucking episode.

>> No.6923545

Chopped judges formula:
>Judge 1: I really liked X, but I think you went a little too hard on Y.
>Judge 2: I disagree. I think Y was really good.
>Judge 3: Unfortunately my Z was a little bit undercooked, and with this kind of fruit/meat/whatever that's really dangerous
>"Have you reached a decision?"
>"Yeah, it was tough. Probably the toughest decision we've made yet but I think we're ready

>> No.6923546

>>6923535
is he gay? he seems like one of those classy uptown homosexuals
a real professional guy in a well decorated home, yes he has a husband, yes they have an adopted black african child, but they really dont rub it in your face or do anything out of the ordinary. Just a nice couple willing to invite you over for an evening of nice conversation and story telling

>> No.6923551
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6923551

>>6923546

Zakarian is married with kids you clown. He's probably layin pipe after every airing of Chopped.

>> No.6923554

>>6923546

I am very concerned that you have caught a terminal case of the gays.

>> No.6923558

>>6923551
I still think he's gay

>> No.6923561

>>6923551

No way bro, she's just a cover story, token wife with kids from a previous marriage. They just live in a sexless friendship for the financial benefits while he's out bangin' dudes raw every night like he's cooking with gas.

>> No.6923574
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>>6923558
>>6923561
W-what's wrong with being a classy, well-mannered gentleman and also heterosexual?

>> No.6923578
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>>6923528
>not using this image always

>> No.6923580

>>6923574

You see that way he is recoiling from her disgusting smelly snot slot, dreaming of the next time he can get some hot man on man action in the kitchen?

also, sham marriage is a sham.

>> No.6923592
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>>6923580
I dunno they seem happy and she looks probably 10 years younger than him at least.

>> No.6923595

>>6923578
He even put his buckle off to the side to try and seem hard.

>> No.6923597
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>>6923578
Fuck you faggot Sanchez, go drink your momma's breast milk, this is now a Zakarian thread

>> No.6923602

>>6923595
He is hard.. because he can still taste his mommy's queso blanco in his mouth

>> No.6923616

>>6923592

Naw bro, you can clearly tell by the position of his right arm that he detests the feel of her extra layer of baby making fat while angling his body away from those floppy milkers. Just, look at the way he's dressed, no woman who was giving up the vag would let a grown man leave the house in a suit with tennis shoes on. Although in silent defiance of their fantasy constructed life he wears those shoes with pride letting every man in the area know he down to fuck.

>> No.6923622

>>6923597

On closer inspection, I think she might be a man, which would make a lot more sense.

>> No.6923632
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>>6923616
I agree that the shoes with those pants is a faux pas I do not think this is an indication that he is a meat smoker.

Can we not just agree that he is a bit of a fancy lad?

>> No.6923642
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>>6923622
Pls no bully

I think she is pretty cute and their daughters are adorable

>> No.6923649

>>6923632

all you really need to do is look that the picture on the all of his in his full gay glory looking all butch like he's just going to take the next man that walks by him to pound town. The pan down to the awkwardness and strange posture he take when he has to pretend to like hittin' the silky beaver trap.

>> No.6923652
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6923652

who would you want judging you on chopped?
santos conant guarnaschelli master race here

>> No.6923662

>>6923652
wow I fucked that up what's Israel doing here

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6923679

>>6923652
Zakarian x 3

>>6923649
I'd take his wife to pound town.

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>>6923679
Is Zakarian a cu/ck/?

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>>6923535
Zakarian actually has a fluctuating sexuality

>> No.6924211
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>>6923545

>> No.6924224

>>6924209
Super cereal you guys.. Is that blonde a man?

>> No.6924225

>>6923578
lol how the fuck have I not seen this before, how old is this fucking image

>> No.6924270

>>6924225
About 50 lbs ago

>> No.6924500

>>6923528
god this show has such good drinking games.

>> No.6924523

>>6923652
obviously zakarian, marcus samuelsson, and marc murphy

>> No.6924535
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6924535

at least we can all agree that Ted Allen never fails to be handsome in every episode

>> No.6924537

>>6923528

>no red onions

what a fucking cocklord

>> No.6924541

>>6924535
He IS confirmed gay, right?

>> No.6924622

>>6924541
Yes he is a homosexual man

>> No.6924692

>>6924535
I thought it was obvious when he was in queer eye for the straight guy

>> No.6924743

>>6924523
>marc murphy

oooh, swing and a miss

amanda freitag 4 lyfe

>> No.6925216

>>6923551

Manlets

>> No.6926254

>>6924541
>>6924622

I thought Ted Allen was the straight guy on Queer eye... like it turned out that one of them wasn't actually gay...

>> No.6926276

>>6923528
>this guy and his fake mexican accent only when naming a beaner food
How has he not been punched in his face yet?

>> No.6926291

>that one italian that hates onions

how do you become a world renown chef and critic while disliking something that's in 95% of the things that will be served to you? Guy Fieri would be a better judge than that fat italian fuck.

>> No.6926320

>>6926276
Pretty sure he has been punched in the face, or that is just some horrible genetics.

>> No.6926321

>>6923592
He's 60, she's 30. Are you stupid?

He may not bat for solely the other team, but he sure knows how to handle a bat.

Also, there is more wrong with him marrying a 30 year old than him fucking men.

>> No.6926394

>>6926321
Uh, she was 26 when they married and he was 46. If he's "60" then she's actually "40" since they're only 20 years apart. And what the fuck is wrong with that anyway? Go back to tumblr faggot.