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Post disgusting British shit.

>> No.6884441
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>> No.6884459
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>>6884441
is treacle just britbong for molasses?

>> No.6884466

british "people" tbh

>> No.6884469
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>> No.6884472

>>6884459
I'm fairly certain it's this shit that tastes like tar.

>> No.6884487
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jesus christ

>> No.6884491
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how fucking

>> No.6884492

>>6884487

mmmmmmmmmmm ... is that jellied eel?

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horrifying

>> No.6884504
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no wonder Muslims hate brits their diet is literally pig slop

>> No.6884505
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"Hey Cromwell, let's decorate this pie with fucking fish heads"

"sounds good, mohammad!"

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>>6884435

>> No.6884518
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"Here Rashim, have some boogers in a bowl"

"Thank you Authur, Make sure to not play music or drink alcohol in my presence."

>> No.6884519

>>6884459
Black treacle is molasses, golden treacle is not.

>> No.6884527
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"Abdul here has mastered the pride and joy of British cooking: a fishstick and some potatos we stole from the Irish."

>> No.6884531
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"Excelent work Kaashif, This pie looks like the crown of her majesty!"

>> No.6884542
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"I'll make a quick breakfast before I go to work. I don't want to be late in front of Raafat! I hope I make it to work before Salat!"

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>>6884435
Have some meme

>> No.6884553

>>6884504

>calls food pig slop
>posts a fish pie

>> No.6884554
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"Hanzalah quit eating that haram pork pie or I will cut off your balls, which we can eat instead"

>> No.6884555
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What does this taste like? Looks like just ketchup.

>> No.6884557

>>6884435

salad cream is fucking great

>> No.6884563

>>6884553

>points out my post exactly as intended

Did you want a star-sticker you inbred fuck?

>> No.6884564

>>6884435
At least it's better than miracle whip

>> No.6884571

>>6884563

i don't understand why you think a fish pie is pig slop.

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>>6884435

>> No.6884579

>>6884573

fuck if i'd laid that turd i'd have to pick it up out of sheer pride myself, i completely understand why this photo exists

>> No.6884583

>>6884571

maybe the fish heads, I don't know, look revolting and are completely unnecessary as a garnish

>> No.6884588

>>6884583

fish heads add a lot of flavour dude. and it's a cute tradition.

>> No.6884606

>>6884504
>>6884505
>>6884583
>Not eating delicious stargazy pie
plebs tbh

>> No.6884609

>>6884588

>charred, pale-eyed corpse heads propped up in your "food"
>cute

I bet the whole room smells like a dried up lake bed when you serve it

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>>6884435

this thread makes me want to tuck into some scrummy horse, m80

how can you say nay?

>> No.6884625

>>6884619

horse is actually delicious though. so many people missed the point in that scandal, which is not knowing where the meat is coming from. it would've been just as bad if it was some dodgy beef that found its way in there but no one would kick up a fuss unless someone got ill.

>> No.6884626

>>6884573
My god, I would need stitches after that

>> No.6884650

>>6884573
>>6884579
>>6884626
Not that impressive, I used to have shits like that all the time when I was a teenager/kid.

I spent minutes on the toilet dilating and sometimes couldnt even shit that day/moment though. I also bleed from time to time from it (this still happens).

>> No.6884654

>>6884650
Damn you've ruined your boy pussy without even being gay (presumably)

>> No.6884659

>>6884654
>implying I'm not

Only top though.

>> No.6884666

Breaded Faggots
Black shit for breakfast
Beans on toast
"salad"
Moslem food
Toast sandwich

>> No.6884707
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6884707

>British "food"

>> No.6884714

>>6884518
>not having mushy peas with your fish&chips

>> No.6884718

>>6884555
It's really strong and salty. Tastes great on basic shit like a ham sandwich though.

>> No.6884720

>>6884714

>The prized cuisine of your nation is something I ate when I was 5 years old

>> No.6884740

>>6884557
Confirmed British

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>>6884435

>> No.6884747

>>6884720
i think you're just jealous that we invented all the best memes tbh

>> No.6884749

>>6884555
It's primarily vinegar and molasses, so that should give you some idea. It has a few other spices, tomato and tamarind.

Picture a sour indian chutney with the spices massively dialled down for Western palates, or a vinegar based bbq sauce (I think that's a thing?) with no mustard hit.

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>>6884435
Isn't salad cream essentially mayonnaise?

>> No.6885617

>>6885554

it's lighter and more heavily seasoned mayonnaise yes.

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>> No.6885637

>>6884720
And? I still eat cheeseburgers (American here), and I ate them when I was younger too.

Shit thread, try harder next time.

>> No.6885644

>>6885637
mushy peas is babby food.

>> No.6885645
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>> No.6885655

>>6884515
I can't tell if this looks good or disgusting
>>6884491
would eat
>>6884469
fuck you. Do amerifats not have cadbury? We do in Canadia.
>>6884555
we also have this. It's fucking garbage. More condiments for retards who eat well done steak
>>6884625
I had horse once. Tasted like shitty low grade beef.
>>6885645
>processed garbage
>healthy

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>> No.6886092

>>6885554
Yup, it's like mayo with extra vinegar.

>> No.6886215

>>6885644
Doesn't invalidate my claim. Again, try harder next time or stick to taco bell threads.

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>>6885554
These weebs all love pic related, but think salad cream is disgusting. They taste almost identical.

>> No.6886234

>>6884469
Only because your fucking Kraft Foods took over and turned the chocolate into the disgusting dogshit American chocolate

>> No.6886238

Why do you think about us so much?

>> No.6886241
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Jf continue to obsess over their superiors.

>> No.6886247

>>6884441
You don't want to add richness and depth to your cakes?
>>6884469
Keep eating syrupy Hersheys
>>6884505
What kind of coward is scared of a fish head?
>>6884518
Based mushy peas.
>>6884554
You'll never know the pleasure of a pork pie, some nice chutney and a cool cider on a hot summers day
>>6884555
If its not HP, its not a bacon sandwich
>>6884707
Glorious haggis. You stick to shitty meatloaf though.

>> No.6886248

>This one singular American and his pure mad

I wonder how many Britons fucked his woman.

>> No.6886250

>>6886248
Why would anyone but an Ameriblob want to touch an Amerilard women?

>> No.6886252
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>>6885645

>> No.6886254

>>6884746
>~sauce~
I kekd

>> No.6886255

>>6884487
britbong here my dad loves these. personally i cant see how anyone likes them.

>> No.6886257

>>6884542 these are rank

>> No.6886258

>>6884707
haggis is the best thing ever and i was scared when i first tried it. best thing to ever come out of scotland

>> No.6886259

>>6884504
>>6884505
>>6884518
>>6884527
>>6884531
>>6884542
>>6884554
The amount of /pol/ butt devastation in these posts is the funniest thing in this thread.

>> No.6886260

I've traveled to 17 different countries because of my job. I've been to the UK several times and every time I go, I have to find food that isn't British. I've legit tried and it smells like how it looks, tastes 100x worse, and gives me bad stomach cramps. Except for Yorkshire pudding, that bread tumor is delicious.

>> No.6886261
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>>6886258
>best thing to ever come out of scotland

A strong claim.

>> No.6886263

>>6886261
i like those teacakes too but haggis man is something incredible.

>> No.6886264

>>6886259
That yank is hilariously shitter shattered, but you sound like a faggot too. The British muslim meme is old as fuck, you stupid reddit faggot.

>> No.6886265

>>6886260
Just out of interest, what culinary utopia do you hail from?

>> No.6886266

>>6886260
>Except for Yorkshire pudding, that bread tumor is delicious

Do you want to know how I know your post was a lie?

>> No.6886267

>>6886264
>le funnah British muslim may-may

I never said it wasn't an old meme. I said he (and now you) were so butt blasted it was funny.

Your "look at me I'm such an oldfag" desperation is even funnier now though.

>> No.6886268

>>6886267
I'm with the yank, you're obnoxiously reddit.

>> No.6886269

>>6886268
Jokes on you. I've been here all summer.

>> No.6886276

>>6884555

Tastes like A1 steak sauce.

>> No.6886280
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>>6884555

Harry Potter sauce tastes pretty much like A1 sauce.

Also nice trips, my man.

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>>6885655
>
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CBsQtwIwAGoVChMI9vq19L77xwIVZS2mCh2AmwcZ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYT5kI3zJFmA&usg=AFQjCNHBTj7aGacL3A4B8FKF6_VsNlpeAw&bvm=bv.102829193,d.dGY

>> No.6886315

>>6886283
Nice link faggot

>> No.6886325

>>6886276

It fucking does not. Totally different taste. Stop propagating this bullshit.

>> No.6886327

>>6886259

Don't you have a mosque to pray at, Tashim?

>> No.6886333

>>6886247

That butthurt

>> No.6886337

>>6884555
Ausfag here

Thanks for the delicious HP Sauce it shits over westershire

>> No.6886344

>>6886333
Are you blind? This entire thread was a single American samefagging, a temple to the great rectal rupture and you are going to try and single that cunt out as being the angry one?

Let me guess, you are said samefagging American?

>> No.6886348

>>6886337
They are two completely different things though. That's like saying bread shits on milk.

>> No.6886358

>>6886327
Don't you have a KKK rally to be at, Bubba?

>> No.6886366

>90 replies
>37 posters
kek, nice thread you have here

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>>6884553
>>6884571
>>6884588
>>6884606
>>6884714
>>6884747
>>6885637
>>6885655
>>6886238
>>6886247
>>6886248
>>6886250
>>6886259
>>6886267
>>6886333
>>6886358

ITT: Bongs lose all sense of humor and awareness just like their empire.

>> No.6886377

might as well shitpost correctly

Australian Pies > Everyone elses pies

British pies are ok but aussie pies are everywhere and even the cheapest shittiest ones are fucking delicious, especially those servo pies for some reason...

mmmm pies

Recaptcha related

cunt

>>6886348
i dont drink milk at all really and make bread and bagels at home so yeah it kinda does

>> No.6886384

>>6885655
>Do amerifats not have Cadbury?
Yeah, we do. It's shit and has too much milk, plus it's just as low quality as Hershey's.

>> No.6886387

>>6886221
This shit looks disgusting.

>> No.6886389

>>6886387
uncultured faggot

>> No.6886395

>>6886344
>Implying the brits aren't samefagging too.

>> No.6886396

>>6886384
>It's shit and has too much milk

Needs more vomit amirite?

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>>6886396
>Eating that much milk in your chocolate ever

>> No.6886411

>>6886401
this man knows his shit

>> No.6886414

>>6886401
>99%
70-80% is where the sweet spot is for most brands, I only consider buying stronger if I'm going to bake with it.

>> No.6886416

>>6886234
it always tasted bad

>> No.6886418

>>6886414
To be honest anything under 70% is pretty gross.

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>> No.6886526

>>6886238
I would say it's Riley, but the posting format is wrong.

>> No.6886537

>>6886500

Oh man those things are SO good

>> No.6886538

>>6886358
Stop making us look bad. You sound like an arse angered paki.

>> No.6886540

>>6886368
>humor

Fuck off yank.

>> No.6886544

>>6886377
I don't know mate, shitposting should be a bit more subtle. Blatantly saying that convict pies are better than the originals is too obviously shitposting.

>> No.6886552

>>6886544
does anything about Australia strike you as subtle?

Arnt you meant to be the masters of subtle, dry whitposting Britannia?

>> No.6886557

>>6886384
Nothing is as awful quality as American "chocolate".

>Clappyfats have such awful taste that their chocolate is purposely made to taste like vomit and sales go down if they don't add that nonsense

>> No.6886563

>>6886504
Now I'm hungry, cunt.

>> No.6886564

>>6886384

> just as low quality as Hershey's.

lol no

>> No.6886573

>>6886552
Well, yes. I did kind of just call him out on his lack of subtlety.

>> No.6886608

>>6884504
>not knowing the deepest lore of the Mousehole cat.

>> No.6886611

>>6884542
Oh god I used to eat these all the time.

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>>6886540

eat shit you fucking paki

oh wait this thread is proof that you were already doing that

>> No.6886660

>>6886573
as that ausfag your banter/shitposting skills are unmatched fellow colonial.

jog on m8

>> No.6886704

>>6886660
I'm no fucking colonial, cunt.

>> No.6886707

>>6886637
Is that really you Riley?

>> No.6886712

>>6886704
what are you?

If your non Caucasian your probably some shit tier race tbh

>> No.6886742

>>6886712
>If your non Caucasian your probably some shit tier race tbh

You know, at least English is his first language.

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>> No.6886754

>>6886215
yeah it does.
babbys can't eat burgers

>> No.6886911

>>6884542

God tier festival food tbh

>> No.6886934

>>6886540
>yank
I never understood how this is an insult.
because in both cases the people who say it are using it to refer to people who beat them in a war

fuck you ya fuckin winner!

>> No.6886948

>>6886934
>I never understood how this is an insult.

It's not. It's just a pronoun. No different than "fuck off bro"

>> No.6887509

>>6886564
>>6886557
Even Brits I know agree.

>> No.6887969

>>6884504
Why the hate?

>> No.6889331

>>6887509

well i'm a brit you don't know and i don't agree. hershey's is very very bad. cadbury's is perfectly tolerable.

>> No.6889767

>>6886416
Nope original Dairy Milk/Bournville was good tier chocolate - American chocolate is bottom tier

>> No.6889791

>>6884619
Horse is high protein and low fat.
You wouldn't like it you fat, diabetic cunt.

>> No.6889793

>>6887509
I do wonder where this weird compulsion to lie that Americans have comes from.

>> No.6889993

>>6886504
Could do with a nice faggot in me mouth right now tbh.

>> No.6889994

Why do Americans, time and again, prove to be the worst posters around?

>> No.6889997

>>6886934
This post reeks of twelve year old.

Yanks were called such long before your revolution.

>> No.6890030

>>6884491
>>6884487
We don't eat jellied eels. I've never even seen them on sale, except on TV.
It's a very outdated thing that was popular about 100 years ago.

>> No.6890038

>>6890030
No, it's just a London regional thing. Not like there's anything wrong with eel anyway.

>> No.6890040

>>6890038
I just find it strange that every other country thinks there's a jellied eel shop on every corner, when in reality it's more likely to be a tesco or a Polish shop. Eels about as specialist as you can get.

>> No.6890071

>>6886934
it is because the traditional birth of an american boy involves 'yank'ing their foreskin off

the more you know :^)

>> No.6890298

>>6889994

>4chan.uk

oh wait, that site doesn't exist you lime chomping faggot

>> No.6890300

>>6890040

they just pretend to think that to wind you up dude, they obviously have no idea what we actually eat.

>> No.6890659

>>6886752
Apart from the ketchup, I'd try that.

>> No.6890787

>>6886401
Too high, man.
I don't want to get shrapnel in my mouth or feeling i'm sucking on a chalk.
80-90% is well enough.

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Arguably its worse than anything else posted in this thread and its american