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6862491 No.6862491 [Reply] [Original]

What do you see yourself eating when you're an old man?

I think when I've reached that point, I'll be about done with life - in a pleasant way - and I'll feel free to eat rather irresponsibly. Cheese and wine every evening, real butter on my toast, etc.

>> No.6862506

What makes you think any of us here are going to reach old age? Based on the alcoholic thread alone, I'd expect most of us to die off before 45.

>> No.6862514

Your mulato-daughter's tangy Sunday pussy as her 5 multi cultural boyfriends open my ass-ring with their curious fingers, similar to that of tar-faced road crewmen.

>> No.6862519

>>6862491
baby food

>> No.6862521

>>6862514

That was uncalled for.

>> No.6862522

>>6862491
>not already eating butter on toast
What the fuck else would you use?

>> No.6862524

Meat and potatoes

Because fuck you its a god tier combo

>> No.6862530

>>6862521

Are you intolerant of other people's tastes? Even their personal envisionings?

You need to rethink your involvement on a food board, Mr.

>> No.6862534

You people forget that it's much harder to eat food when you reach those ages, it doesn't get easier

>> No.6862547

>>6862491
>I'll feel free to eat rather irresponsibly.
That's not how it works. You'll bring on a gout attack, send yourself into a diabetic blood sugar problem, or at the very least end up with indigestion. Old people do not have the constitution for reckless eating, and it doesn't take much wine to fuck them up.

Really the only time you can eat irresponsibly and get away with it is when you're in your teens, and then only if you're pretty active.

>> No.6862569

>>6862522
Margarine. Yellow food coloring in water.

>> No.6862594
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6862594

>real butter

>> No.6862632

>>6862491
>Stilton
>Claret
The only two foodstuffs needed by over 50's.

>> No.6862650

>>6862514
Bravo

>> No.6862657

>>6862491
>Cheese and wine every evening, real butter on my toast, etc.
I have a slice of Brie and organic creamery butter over toast every morning with breakfast, and I take a glass of wine with dinner too.

When I get old I'll probably work more hot baths and cologne into my day. I can't see my appetite increasing much.
Maybe small luxuries that I don't have the patience for, meals in two bites and hundreds of dollars.

>> No.6862669

>>6862522
Not OP, but strawberry or peach jam mostly.

hardly ever eat butter on toast.

>> No.6862671

>>6862569
Margarine is gross, though. Also butter is delicious and fine to eat if you're not a total couch potato.

>> No.6862675

>>6862669
>not putting both butter and jam on toast
Nigga please

>> No.6862676

>>6862491
Here is literally nothing wrong with dietary fat. What the fuck is wrong with people on /ck/ that you guys think you can't use butter or whole milk?
That's mouth breathing fucking retarded.
And before you try to criticize my health, I guarantee I have a faster mile time than any of you and can likely lift more as well.

>> No.6862705

>>6862514
ITT:sexual seduction

>> No.6862752

>>6862491
is it me or is the man in the illustration an alcoholic?

>> No.6862779

>>6862491
>What do you see yourself eating when you're an old man?

Monsanto rehydrogenated GM vegan halal pork substitute soylent bars

>> No.6863298

I feel like I've seen this man before.

>> No.6863310

>>6862676
>literally
No.

>> No.6863497

>>6862752
he does have the flushed cheeks that are the classic symptom of the drunk.

>> No.6863513

>>6862569
margarine is a LOT worse for you than butter is. trans fats and all

>> No.6863579

Like you said cheese and wine

A lot of dry stuff because from experience old people prefer dry food. cookies etc

>> No.6864084

>>6862491

What the hell is he eating?

>> No.6864518

>2015
>not wishing to be dead before you reach old age