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Brb gonna get a drink,watch my hot dog.

>> No.6809788

that looks like a tumor

>> No.6809792

that looks excellent

>> No.6809821

>>6809783
where's the pickle and onions wtf, no kraut??

to much french tomato sauce on the freedom dog...

>> No.6809858

>>6809783

>not baguette
>no onions
>too much ketchup
>doesn't look like pork

3/10 OP. edible but barely

>> No.6809884

>>6809858
Joke went over your head brah.

>> No.6809887

>>6809783
??

>> No.6809889

>>6809783
What do Germans traditionally have on hot dogs?
Mustard and kraut? Is ketchup authentic?
What kind of sausage should it be, I'm guessing bratwurst.

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>>6809783
>Americans call squishy buns filled with ketchup "comfort street food"

>> No.6810017

>>6810008
Yet another wannabe immigrant obsessed with America.

>> No.6810032
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6810032

Sorry bro. I saved you some tho.

>> No.6810036

>>6809884
Naw it passed beneath in the gutter.

>> No.6810060
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>>6810017
>immigrating in the estados unidos

No thanks, Pedro.

>> No.6810066

>>6810060
uhh, the estados unidos are mexico.

the united states are america.

>> No.6810069

>>6810066

That's the joke dipshit

>> No.6810074

>>6810069
That's like talking about France and suddenly referring to it as Spain.

>> No.6810076
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>ketchup
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.6810080
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>>6810074
>doesnt speak the second most spoken language in his country

>> No.6810084

>>6810080
Estados Unidos refers to Mexico, though. It's wrong in any language.

>> No.6810237

>no Nathan's jumbo
>ketchup >ever
>no onion
>no kraut
>no horseradish mustard
>no habenero
>no fucking anything

Don't worry bro, I don't think anyone will ever take your hot dog.

>> No.6810440

>>6809889
>bread roll instead of hot dog bun
>mustard, ketchup (preferably with curry powder), and even mayo are acceptable
>kraut is actually not that common ON the hot dog, but often served with
>typically bratwurst

>> No.6810480

>>6809889
It's funny that you think hot dogs are German. We think they're American. The term usually refers to the whole food item, not just to the sausage.
Those hot dogs can be eaten with ketchup, mustard, pickle slices and roasted onion in any combination.
What's more common is Bratwurst im Brot, which consists of a grilled bratwurst in an actual bread roll, often with mustard or ketchup.
Sauerkraut may be served as a side, but usually not on the bun.

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6810529

If you ever want to eat another sauerkraut sandwich again you'll take your schnitzel lickin finger and point out on this map where those german positions are.

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6810545

Sure bro I'll watch your dog....

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6810573

>>6810545
No signs of trouble yet bro

>> No.6810574

>>6810480
Dunno really. When I think of hot dogs Germany always springs to mind.

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>>6810573
OH FUCK DUDE SORRY BRO I'M NOT STICKING MY HAND IN THERE

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>>6810529

>> No.6811698

>>6810576
How does bear know what hot dogs are

>> No.6811703

>>6810036
#rekt

>> No.6811710

>>6811698
Bear is an intelligent creature that knows the difference between salmon and tilapia.

>> No.6811716

>>6811710
No it's a dumb animal with no purpose and no value to add to this world

>> No.6811725

>>6811716
Not true, they kill stupid hippies that go hiking unarmed.

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>>6811716
>implying

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>>6811725
>>6811729
I stand completely corrected

>> No.6811743

>>6811729
Why are bear claws so cheap? Surely their difficulty to obtain must drive up the price.

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>>6811743
Not so hard. A simple shot in the head from long distance. Make sure to pick off the cubs as well for minimal fuss. Hack at the wrist with a blunt machete and you're good to go.

>> No.6811753

>>6810084
???

Estados Unidos is how USA is called in Spanish

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estados_Unidos

>> No.6811762

I like how evangelical people can get over putting ketchup on hotdogs. "Oh no, my precious ground up lips and buttonholes will get ruined by tomatoes and vinegar!" do phallic meat logs get you in touch with your inner Gordon Ramsey or something? smh

>> No.6811782

>>6811762
>Oh no, my precious ground up lips and buttonholes will get ruined by tomatoes and vinegar!
It's true. Tomatoes and vinegar don't belong on lips and buttonholes. Do you realize how that it takes one animal to make a set of lips and buttonholes? You're basically complaining that precious cuts of meat should be ruined by ignorance.

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>>6811762
>buttonholes

>> No.6811800

>>6811753
He was trolling, you boner.

>> No.6811842

>>6811762
The argument is you wouldn't put sweet condiments on other sausages. Yes yes I know they're not the same. But ketchup and sweet relish are seen as wrong. Only mustard onions and chili are acceptable apparently.

>> No.6811864

>>6811842
>sweet relish
That's what dill relish is for.

>> No.6811871

>>6811864
I never said it wasn't for that.

>> No.6811876

>>6810017
Yet another yuropoor obsessed with what America thinks

>> No.6811878

>>6811871
>Only mustard onions and chili are acceptable apparently.

>> No.6811881

ketchup

>> No.6811884

>>6811878
Yeah I said apparently. As in that's what they think. I never said dill relish wasn't acceptable.

>> No.6811925

>>6809783
Puked a little tbh.

>> No.6811969

>>6811925
You bitch, fucken honkey. Why don't you say that to my face.

>> No.6812042

Anyone eat a slaw dog?

>> No.6812085

>>6812042
I'm not a flyover.

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>>6809783
No problem OP, I added a little guac and mayo to balance the ketchup.

>> No.6813437

>>6813184
That looks disgusting.

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>>6809783

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>>6814544
I don't remember that scene from Orange Is The New Black.

>> No.6814581

>>6812085
You really shouldn't confess that. We really look down on people from LA and NYC. You people remind us of college kids who took a 101 level class then believe they know everything.

You embarrass yourselves.

>> No.6814606

>>6810060
>an hour of play time on the clock
>11 minutes of play time
Yeah, there's plenty of filler, but this graph is shit.

>> No.6817210

>>6814581
I'm in Las Vegas though, niggerface.

>> No.6817221

>>6817210
>las vegas
>not flyover
kekked

>> No.6817255

>>6810008
Fucking Eireboo man

>> No.6817272

>>6817221
Protip: Flyover country is 1000% better than being a coastal low life. Those people are the mirrored character of college freshmen.

I took a 101 level class. I'm an expert.

>> No.6817452

>>6810080
>Round ball is kicked
>Kicked
>Baseball
wat

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6817979

Here bro, i fixed your dog for you

>> No.6818006

>>6809858

>pork hot dogs

come on anon, you know its all about the beef franks

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>>6817979
Clean your fucking car

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6818784

>>6818756
Don't tell me what to fucking do cunt

>> No.6818791

>>6817979
>automatic

>> No.6819080

>>6811710
>>6811716
>>6811725
>>6811729
Confirmed newfags.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Apples_Bear

>> No.6820788

>>6813184
i love mayo, but that makes me feel ill

>> No.6820937

>>6810080
>Protector

I have never heard it called anything other than goalkeeper

>> No.6820969

>>6810060
It's not even possible for a team to run down the clock enough to condense 1hour of regulation game time into 11 minutes. I'm calling bullshit on that

>> No.6820997

>>6809783
too much ketchup can you even taste it

>> No.6821941

>>6810573
fukken kekt