/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6796213]

>I'm here to show people that more thenjust a pretty face in the kitchen! I can do anything in the kitchen that a man can do!

Why is there always that one women on a competitive cooking show who does this and why does everyone always have a sob story?

[Anonymous No.6796214]

>>6796213
cat cora is probably not the best example to use...

[Anonymous No.6796215]

>>6796213
>*I'm here to show people that i am more than just a pretty face in the kitchen! I can do anything a man can do!

[Anonymous No.6796217]

>>6796213
are you confused? the television board is that way ---->

[Anonymous No.6796218]

>>6796214
I just took a random picture from google

[Anonymous No.6796219]

>>6796213
because foodservice is horribly sexist and every woman who works in a professional kitchen has to deal with so much bullshit that those who stay in long enough to go on these shows really do feel strongly about it.

[Anonymous No.6796224]

>>6796218
...which disproved your point...

[Anonymous No.6796238]

>>6796214
Cat cora is a whore, bobby flay all the way.

[Anonymous No.6796240]

>any chopped episode
>someone cries about something
>dramatic music
>aaaaaaaaarrrron sanchez says something about mexico
>this isn't pasta i'll show you pasta
>your fish is overcooked
>your cake isn't done
>you forgot an ingredient
>I didn't get any salad
>I didn't get any meat
>I didn't get any ________
>dramatic music
>ted allen being undeniably handsome
>more crying
>you've been chopped
>crying
>"how could he win if he missed ingredients"

[Anonymous No.6796243]

>>6796224
I just took a picture from a cooking show! I was not being specific about any person

[Anonymous No.6796249]

>>6796243

but that specific person disproves your point.

[Anonymous No.6796252]

>>6796240
You forgot cutting to commercial before the person who will be chopped, food is shown

[Anonymous No.6796262]

Be patient. Realistic robotic sex doll are coming and then we can exterminate all the women and live in peace.

[Anonymous No.6796271]

>>6796217
fag

[Anonymous No.6796276]

>>6796240
>too sweet

[Anonymous No.6796281]

>>6796276
>too hot

[Anonymous No.6796286]

Food network and its goofy cooking shows

[Anonymous No.6796302]

>>6796213
>"you disrespected that fish and I am offended you used tongs to touch it you filthy pleb"
>girl goes on to win the show

>"everything was delicious and every other judge says this food was delicious but let me get really butthurt and nitpick about the fact that the cauliflower was steamed too long because nobody else wants to say something bad
>contest loses the show and one of the reasons for losing the show was because of that judges comments

why does this happen?

[Anonymous No.6796304]

these threads are shittier than the shitty youtuber threads

[Anonymous No.6796341]

Chopped is so awful

>woman GOOD

>Man BAD

[Anonymous No.6796345]

>>6796240
Don't forget the race for the ice cream machine

[Anonymous No.6796467]

>>6796240
>aaron mentions his mother

[Anonymous No.6796470]

>>6796213
Those women also always get booted off first

>>6796219
You keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.6796612]

>>6796240
>sanchez needlessly rolls another r
>zakarian won't shut the fuck up for one second when the contestants are in the back room
>conant insults both the food and the person who prepared it

[Anonymous No.6796629]

>>6796238
>Liking Bobby Flay
>for any reason
Are you serious? Dude couldn't cook fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.6796632]

>>6796470
Keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.6796647]

Crying women chef thread?

[Anonymous No.6796653]

God damn Ted Allen pisses me off.

Everytime someone gets eliminated, it's:
>"SIGH" sorry anon "SIGH"
>"SIGH" you've been eliminated "SIGH"
>"SIGH" Judges? "SIGH"

Seriously, watch any Chopped episode. He's fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.6796670]

>>6796240
>This portion is too big for an appetizer
>This portion is too small for an entree
>Unfortunately I couldn't eat my pork/chicken because it was was pink in the middle
>Why do you think you should win Chopped?
>Do you think that this dish should take you to the finals?

[Anonymous No.6796702]

who /based alton brown/ here

[Anonymous No.6796703]

That show is the very definition of a sob story show. Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.6796714]

I was watching one of the old Chopped Grill Masters and some cunt played this card and tried to editorialize her fucking piece of shit dish without being asked. She was out first in her block, keks were had.

[Anonymous No.6796723]

>>6796341
But men win almost all the time and I'd they lose its usually because they fucked up hard on dessert.

[Anonymous No.6796727]

>my name is maria and im doing this for my mom who was raped, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, and raped again. i just know if i win the money my mom will be so proud of me and my life will be complete
>welcome to chopped chefs, my name is ted allen please open your boxes
>this round you must make a appetizer with the following ingredients: chicken breast, spinach, syringes, gasoline, and creme fraiche
>(cut to other chefs) wow i never used spinach before! at my restaurant we only use the freshest, hippest most organic things! im totally out of my comfort zone!
>one of chefs spills something or burns himself
>judges: uh oh that's gonna hurt his presentation!
>chefs presents their dishes
>this is too spicy!
>this is overcooked!!
>why do you didn't do blah blah this is not right!!
>commercial break for 3 hours
>show's back on
>judges talk about how everything tastes like hot dogfood but there's that one small element that one chef did right

[Anonymous No.6796766]

>>6796240
>Chopped episode where one of the chefs says that he's going to win.
>Has confession segments where he insults the others and calls them amateurs for doing something he wouldn't do.
>Gets chopped in the 2nd round.
>Complains that it was the wrong decision
>Goes home and blogs that he's above the competition.

>Vegan chef
>All baskets are Vegan
>He wins by a wide margin

>Vegan chef
>Baskets are 100% meat and cheese
>He complains and gets chopped

>A Michelin Star chef appears
>Mops the fucking floor with the others
>All while humble-bragging about how great owning 3 restaurants at age 26 is.
>Wins by a wide margin

[Anonymous No.6796804]

>>6796213

Is there a show other than masterchef Aus that is free of contrived/unneccesary drama? (minus the season end of course where they seem obliged to bring in family for five minutes.)

[Anonymous No.6796815]

>>6796804
Probably Restaurant Revolution, because that would explain why nobody's watching it.

[Anonymous No.6796826]

>>6796647
Okay, yea more women get teared up on the show. But you're forgetting the only contestant that I've ever seen actually cry. A flaming gay motherfucker that got chopped and literally ran sobbing down the hallway thing.

[Anonymous No.6796828]

>>6796815

>Restaurant Revolution

Thanks anon, will check it out.

[Anonymous No.6796849]

cutthroat kitchen is goat. no babby's first sob story bullshit or pussy judge panel. They rock your shit if you fuck up, and you will fuck up.

[Anonymous No.6796929]

>>6796702
everyone

[Anonymous No.6796943]

>>6796240
It's more like

>any chopped episode
>everyone cries about something
>they show 30 minutes of cooking
>they edit it to make it look like everyone's finishing last second
>they edit it so that the person who forgot 4 ingredients, set their hand on fire and served a piece of lettuce might make the 2nd round
>cuts to commercial
>person who served piece of lettuce gets chopped and starts telling about how they could have gone back to their home if they won
>they walk slowly out of kitchen
>"wow I really wish i could have tasted her food"
>bearded dude says how he knows these ingredients
>overcooks something
>french based chef is unfamiliar with an ingredient and hides it
>bearded dude wins
>WOW NOW I CAN BRING EMPANADAS TO WAR VETERANS IN HUNGARY

[Anonymous No.6796945]

>>6796943
i meant thirty minutes of not cooking

[Anonymous No.6796972]

I want to go onto that show just to serve that fat retard italian fuck who hates onions a plate of onions done 50 ways.

[Anonymous No.6797011]

>The ice cream machine is always fucking broken

[Anonymous No.6797025]

>>6796723
Really? Although I've only seen about 10 episodes, the woman has won all but once

The female judge always blathers on about the woman's dish and just shits on the man

They always go with the woman's overcoming the odds story bullshit too

[Anonymous No.6797095]

>>6796213

because restaurant kitchens have traditionally been a male-dominated workplace

[Anonymous No.6797108]

>>6796213
>tfw you realize you will never impregnate cat cora

[Anonymous No.6797134]

>>6796647
Something about her makes her very cute though.
Hotplate is so much better than MKR, so glad channel 7 lost the court case attempt.

[Anonymous No.6797159]

Do you speak English, OP?

[Anonymous No.6797164]

>>6796238

Cat Cora is a lesbian. Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.6797165]

>>6797025
I've seen most episodes of Chopped. Theres no pattern to the women winning, although they do usually get past the first round

[Anonymous No.6797168]

>>6797165

Whoa we got a real expert here!

[Anonymous No.6797178]

>>6797164

Doesn't make her less of a drunk driving whore retard

[Anonymous No.6797187]

>>6797178

you're so ignorant. such a nigger face you are

[Anonymous No.6797195]

>>6796826
>A flaming gay motherfucker that got chopped and literally ran sobbing down the hallway thing.
haha what

[Anonymous No.6797204]

>>6796213
It's a murrican thing.

[Anonymous No.6797261]

because the sort of people who would even want to be on a reality tv cooking competition show is a self selecting populous

[Anonymous No.6797639]

>>6796849
Honestly, this show is pretty stupid.