Montreal eats

[Anonymous No.6791558]

Going to Montreal in 3 days with friends. Besides Schawrtz's Deli and getting some late night poutine are there any other places or foods that /ck/ thinks I must try while visiting?

You guise did me good when i went to NYC earlier this year, Thanks for that. Hoping to hear more good recs.

[Anonymous No.6791643]

beat up at least one frog please

do it for me

[Anonymous No.6791654]

What do you like and what'she your budget?

Throwing in 5ieme péché as it's a personal favorite bur beyond that we'really going to need hints.

http://www.aucinquiemepeche.com/stdenis/

[Anonymous No.6792056]

>>6791654
i like pretty much anything, the only things I'll typically shy away from is pineapple and asparagus

budget wise I'm not against spending +$50 for a meal (minus drinks) if it's really worth but I prefer to stay under

also thanks for the rec, will look into it

>>6791643
>frog
there has to be a different epithet for a montrealer

[Anonymous No.6792078]

>>6792056

leach? frog is the term

[Anonymous No.6792116]

Everything thing in this city is overpriced and shitty. There's no such thing as good food cuz either the place is trying to be trendy/hipster or it's just your regular diner.

My favourite pizza is from Beaubien Deli, which isn't a deli.

http://www.beaubiendeli.com/gallery.html

The only good thing about this city is the strip clubs. Cleopatra's is my go to spot.

[Anonymous No.6792160]

eat horse

[Anonymous No.6792217]

>>6792056
A frog is a French quebecer. A square head isan English one. The dividing line used to be st-laurent but it as shifted some.

[Anonymous No.6792243]

>>6791558
Benny&co chicken poutine, there's none better.

[Anonymous No.6792249]

>>6791643
That would be glorious

Please call out, DETROIT, MOTHERFUCKER! while doing it.

[Anonymous No.6792265]

Go here:

>Decarie Hot Dog (poutine and old-fashioned diner)
>Steerburger Tous Les Jours (burgers and old-fashioned diner)
>Blue Lotus Restaurant (chinese food)
>El Rey del Taco (mexican food)
>Cafe Olimpico (for coffee)

For bars I'd recommend Dieu Du Ciel!, Casa del Popolo or La Distillerie. Enjoy your trip anon!

[Anonymous No.6792282]

Ouzeri if you like greek food.

[Anonymous No.6792440]

>>6791558
>tfw all Canada has is french fries with gravy

[Anonymous No.6792581]

>>6791558
Hey OP, Montrealer here
If you wanna get into the international shit quality mtl food, shell out some bucks and go to joe beef or la queue de cochon (about 50$ a night with drinks, melas, appetizers, can go higher but fuck ...)
Late night poutine is OK anyone will do when youre drunk
Decarie hot dogs is across the street from where I live (pic related) honest eats but it's up North and not worth it, sorry pakis from ville st-liban, but you canget the same quality quebec food all across mtl, no need to go in ville st-liban for some 9/10 dogs and poutine.
Other than that, mtl has the highest ratio of restaurants to people in North america so plenty to choose from, you can go bad with that kind of competition.
My editorial pick if youre with the boys:

Go to the strippers, relax and enjoy the show.
PehDeh= Faggot
Décrisse=Fuck Off
Mange moé la plotte= eat my lunch

[Anonymous No.6792599]

>>6792217
One day I'll blow Up Westmount... ONE dAY.. wNEH THE HOCKEY PLAYERS LEFT

[Anonymous No.6792603]

>>6792116
I used to work with the son of the owners 7/10 quebec deli IMO
Fuckin ass licking greeks fuck.

[Anonymous No.6792625]

>>6792581
You're either talking about La queue de cheval or Au pied de cochon. Both are good options, although I'd favor Au pied de cochon since their food is a bit more interesting and queue de cheval is just like any other fancy steakhouse

[Anonymous No.6792652]

>>6792625
atthe fucking pig foot is what I meant jeune PD
au-pied-de-cochon jeune negre
allez on yva

[Anonymous No.6792665]

I really liked Les 400 Coups for a multi-course meal. It's expensive but not nearly as expensive as most fine-dining places in the city and it definitely has a more laid-back feel.
Also, Au Pied de Cochon for that fucking cheap (for standards of an American) and delicious (for anyone's standards) foie gras.
Also, enjoy you lucky bastard. I visited Montreal for a week and absolutely loved it, including the food.

[Anonymous No.6792674]

>>6792581
>>6792665, here, yeah les 400 coups is prettty good , and you get to tour le plateau

[Anonymous No.6792676]

>>6792440
Poutine really isn't a Canadian thing per se, it's a Quebec invention that the rest of the country tried to emulate and does so quite poorly. Kentucky fried chicken does better poutine than 90% of non Quebec chains.

But Quebec does have other claims to fame, infact pretty much all Canadian cuisine is French inspired or French/English mix inspired which is a Quebec thing anyways:

Sugar cabane breakfasts(English)
Maple syrup Anything
Tortiere
Montreal steak
Montreal smoked meat

Not sure about the rest of Canada but I heard Calgary has some good bbq.

[Anonymous No.6792687]

>>6792676
>that singing metro
>that maple syrup toffee/coffee/candy/cookies/everything
>those cozy looking apartments with outdoor staircases
>that ice skating rink in Old Montreal
>that breath-taking Notre Dame

Fuck me I want to go back and maybe even move there. I visited in the dead of winter too. Heard it's even more fun come summer-time.

[Anonymous No.6792696]

there was an extremely comfy and delicious portuguese cafe by the hostel i stayed at, but i don't remember the name or street :(

waitress was a qt and gave my friends and i some food on the house because we're cute or something

[Anonymous No.6792795]

For portugese chicken, go to romados on rachel.

If you want poutine, go to la banquise on rachel, you're a tourist so you won't know any better anyway, it's fine.

If you already know about poutine, and you're interested in chicken curry poutine, go to chef guru on st-laurent

For some really good griot and other haitian food, go to meli melo on jarry. Cheap, filling and good as fuck

The most obvious fine dining choices are joe beef and pied de cochon.

If you want a bar with a fancier kitchen, check out SuWu or majestique.

You can get good donuts at chez boris

[Anonymous No.6792850]

>>6792687
>move here
va chier on est plein

[Anonymous No.6792866]

>>6792795
>griot

[Anonymous No.6792872]

>>6791558
go to any remote park and ask for joel

[Anonymous No.6792887]

>>6791558

Dont forget to go to St-Viateur bagel and get poppy seed bagel, fuck sesame.

[Anonymous No.6792889]

>>6792850

[Anonymous No.6792892]

>>6792687
Samefag here you get 10% of that vid you can immigrate:

http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/68729/

[Anonymous No.6792926]

>>6792889
mon négro

[Anonymous No.6792930]

This one is my favorite. There's a lot of road construction around st.Catherine's, so walking can be a bit annoying.

[Anonymous No.6792935]

>>6792930
Dépanneur 4 saisons
men, just go to Couche Tard
#mcgill #ilovethecock

[Anonymous No.6793042]

>>6792866
should we not tell tourists about that? my bad

[Anonymous No.6793949]

OP here thanks for all the recs and funposting.

Seeing alot of stuff I had not come across while google searching.

>Joe Beef
closed 2 of the days I'm there and booked solid the night I'm there and it's open, plan to check out Le Vin Papillion though

have heard there are great places for oysters in Montreal.
Is it too early in the year for oysters though?

>strip clubs
this has come up alot even before this thread. I haven't been to a club in years but all the talk has me wondering if it's worth it. Just how good are the strip clubs there?

[Anonymous No.6793959]

I've never been a suicide bomber but I would reconsider if I was in Montreal.

[Boris No.6794340]

Chez Boris appears on 4chan... Life mission accomplished. <3 Boris

[Anonymous No.6794452]

>>6792676

Quebecois pls

[Anonymous No.6794497]

>>6792687
Montreal in the summer is a fucking riot, if you like bar hopping they have what is one of the best scenes in the world on crescent street. Top tier strip clubs as well.

The women in Montreal are notoriously slutty, it has been great to me.

Montreal has it all except a lot of high paying jobs, I had to move to Toronto, but I'd move back in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.6794684]

>>6793949
>strip clubs
Strip clubs are pretty good, cheaper than the ROC and there are a lot of them.
And you get to feel the workers in the private dances booth
other than that pretty standard strip clubs, it's just great to go with the boys

[Anonymous No.6794708]

>>6791558
Two things not to miss that haven't yet made the list:

French pastries. If the place has decent pastries leave room for dessert. The standards for these are higher in Mtl than most of North America.

Shish taouk sandwich. Basically a Lebanese chicken shawarma. Trashy, but delicious for a lunch on the go or a bite when you've been drinking.

[Anonymous No.6794715]

>late-night poutine
i think you spelled that wrong… either way, wear a rubber

[Anonymous No.6794730]

>>6794497
>crescent street. Top tier strip clubs as well.

>not just going to an illegal rave or show

found the pleb

but ya as someone who lived and grew up in the plateau idk op you might not like it here hipsters ontericans and eurotrash ruined the city badly in the past decade

its really bland and dull here now and for fuck sakes don't go to schawrtz's you mong its garbage and has a rat problem

also only have poutine at la banquise

[Anonymous No.6795196]

>>6794730
la banquise is trash

[Anonymous No.6795255]

Joe beef is a must if you can afford it. Just try your best not to interact with any subhuman frog fucks unless you absolutely have to. I have to share a coast with those things, it's fucking horrible

[Anonymous No.6795265]

>>6792440
Here's a list of American foods

[Anonymous No.6795339]

>Remove Frog

[Anonymous No.6795436]

>>6794340
The donuts ate delicious. If it wasn't so out of my way i'd get them all the time.

>>6793949
Hope you have fun. Seconding the DeVille BTW. Haven't been in a while but great classic/retro/chic dinner food. And good drinks. Great. Now I want to go.

[Anonymous No.6795511]

>>6794730
>>not just going to an illegal rave or show
like a tourist is going to be able to have access to that on a fucking whim.

it has turned to shit since 2005 though, that i can agree on. i havent clubbed there since about 2007 or so but after '05 it really took a turn for the worse.
montreal used to be an edgy city the likes canada never knew before, but it seems the university immigrant liberal scumbags have shit all over the damn place.
still better than anything in toronto, this place would be worthless without its immortal sense of commerce.

[Anonymous No.6797752]

>>6792265
Seconding

[Anonymous No.6797875]

>>6793949
If can't get Joe Beef, try the sister restaurant Liverpool House.