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If you are over the age of of 25 and still work in fast food promptly literally kill yourself.

>> No.6785306

What if I don't know if I'm going to let myself live to 25

>> No.6785314

>>6785300
fuck off

>> No.6785324

>>6785300
"Tonight on Fox news we report on the mysterious mass suicide of half of the country"

>> No.6785327

>>6785300
and if you are over the age of of 25 and still posting on 4chan promptly literally kill yourself too.

>> No.6785335

>>6785327
Newfag, pls.
We're all here forever. Everyone knows that.

>> No.6785350

i'm general manager of a fast food restaurant at 25

definitely working on the killing myself part

>> No.6785363

>>6785350
What's your pay?

>> No.6785376

>>6785363
42k/yr

used to get bonuses but they've tightened up over the past year or so about all of that

>> No.6785387

>>6785376
Well since you have experience, try getting a manager position at some fucking place like whole foods, or something. You'll feel a little less like your life is meaningless.

>> No.6785392
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6785392

>>6785387
he makes more than teachers and they need a degree and have to be around those sexy children.

>> No.6785400

>>6785387
i'm working on it. i've applied to winco and a shitty call centre recently but haven't heard anything back. someday my better job prince will come

until then, i will slave over watching over shitty methheads and high school kids to serve all of these morbidly obese people with condishuns

>> No.6785409

>born in very bad neighborhood
>no father
>crime
>no money
>can't afford college/get a good job
>can't afford materials to help develop a skill
>even if there was motivation to try in school despite the problems (there probably isn't), school has no money, can't help you, and teachers probably don't care about their job
>get a job anyway, at a fast food place
>white man who could buy himself into college without trying in school tells me to kill myself

>> No.6785421

>>6785327
Must suck wastiing your youth on 4chan, I didnt even start posting here until I had a fiance. Id feel like a huge loser if I had wasted my college days sitting in my dorm room posting on 4chan instead of going out and getting laid.

>> No.6785423

>>6785409
#blacklivesmatter

>> No.6785428

>>6785409
have you tried?

>rapping
>basketball
>drug dealing
>other gangster shit

>> No.6785438

>>6785421
lol i have a finance too anon. she's fucking hot, she's a model and gives head when ever i want. it's pretty sweet. i make 6 figures nigger.

>> No.6785441

>>6785409
>black
>cant go to college

are you fucking serious black people can go to college for pretty much free

how dumb are you

>> No.6785453

>>6785409
>born in very bad neighborhood
>poor and unsupportive parents
>go to college anyways by going into massive debt
>graduate and get a job, work towards paying off debt in 5 years


sure it would have been easier if I was rich but 5 years of not being able to save any money is worth it for a career that can last me most of my life

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6785458

>>6785441
>you know that niggers cant read

>> No.6785465

>>6785300
Agreed, especially if you are Jewish or a nigger.

>> No.6785468

>>6785409
>I dindu nuffin

And that is why you are a nigger.

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6785471

>>6785458
>quoting kanye
>"niggers"

>> No.6786522

>>6785324

except it wouldn't be mysterious at all, just a long time coming.

i'm 24 and just got fired from fast food, so i can't tell if i just dodged a bullet or if i should kill myself twice.

>> No.6786529

>>6785421
There are others who limited their 4chan posting during college. You just have to know how to balance things, I guess.

>> No.6786652 [DELETED] 

>>6785421
>>6785438

>Getting married
>2015

Enjoy your cucking and alimony

>> No.6787142

>>6786522
>getting fired from fast food at age of 24
that's just sad

>> No.6788859

>>6785423
>>6785428
>>6785441
>>6785458
>>6785468
I literally did not mention being black at all.

>> No.6788871

>>6788859
r e k t
e
k
t

>> No.6788877

>>6787142
is your name Martin by any chance?

>> No.6788901

>>6785438
That shit sounds so cash

>> No.6789609

>>6785300
THIS. The reason those guys get paid shit is because fast food was literally designed to be something teenagers could prepare since they were intended to be the ONLY ones that worked there.

>> No.6789765

Does 5 guys count?
What if I really like my job?
I'm 24 and want to work here longer but I also sell dope on the side so

>> No.6789766

I'm 30 and got recently fired from a Starbucks. Every morning I wake up disappointed that I didn't have the decency to die in my sleep.

>> No.6789767

>Graduated from college with a 60k starting job
>No student loans because my parents were smart enough to invest in prepaid college plan
It might not be stem but at least I'm not struggling just to secure a ~20k position. And it's a good segue for law school in the future. Meanwhile, anti-college fags talking a whole buncha shit. Gives me a giggle.

>> No.6789776

>>6789766
Why don't you commit a crime?
Rob a bank, or kill someone who deserves it.
You'll either
>Get away with it
>Get caught and go to prison
>Get murdered/killed by police

>> No.6789785

I'm 20 and sell booze for a living. Do I end or no?

>> No.6789815
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6789815

>mfw I just quit a fast food job a few months ago and I'm in my thirties
I left for a dish washing job that still only pays minimum wage, but it's definitely a lot better than working in the kitchen at Burger King. At least I'm not living on the streets with a needle in my arm anymore though.

>> No.6789818

I work at whole foods, does that make me superior?

>> No.6789859

>>6789815
junkie here
i work fast food too

>> No.6790997

What if you enjoy working fast food and you're content with that?

>> No.6791055

>>6785438
>bragging and probably lying on an anonymous board

>> No.6791423

>>6785421
>not getting your dick sucked by a college 6/10 slut while shitposting on 4chan

You missed out.