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Anonymous Wed Aug 12 20:30:01 2015 No.6772622 [Reply] [Original]

How high do you think Chef Gordon Ramsay's blood pressure is from being angry all the time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 20:50:01 2015 No.6772693 >>6772622 He is acting. He is very calm and composed outside the screen. /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 20:51:23 2015 No.6772701 >>6772693 >Initiate thread restart It's not an act, I saw him beat a hooker to death at an Arby's once. He then proceeded to tell the staff that she wasn't properly cooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 20:53:23 2015 No.6772710 >>6772622 Eh, I'm sure at his age it rises up pretty high when he gets worked up, but he's also fit (not in an attractive way, just in an overall fitness way), so that will help keep him from stroking out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:03:09 2015 No.6772750 >>6772710 You don't find him attractive anon?

Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:05:02 2015 No.6772763

I saw Gordon Ramsay at a grocery store in Los Angeles a couple years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:08:12 2015 No.6772781 >>6772750 No, he looks too much like a Shar Pei.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:09:56 2015 No.6772788 >>6772763 Holy shit, please tell me this is true, so I won't feel bad for calling him an insufferable douchebag ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:11:12 2015 No.6772795 >>6772788 its copy pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:11:48 2015 No.6772796 File: 11 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6772788

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:14:51 2015 No.6772805 >>6772763 I seriously doubt Gordon eats Milky Ways, and especially in that number, it sounds like you're describing an African American singer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:18:26 2015 No.6772820 File: 45 KB, 340x454, 1307580540378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6772788

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 21:33:00 2015 No.6772866 >>6772788 jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 22:36:34 2015 No.6773098 >>6772763 Why would you go through such great lengths to much up such an absurd lie? What the fuck did you get out of that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 22:39:19 2015 No.6773113 >>6772763 >electrical infetterence gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:48:40 2015 No.6773800 >>6773113 kek me too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:50:01 2015 No.6773802 File: 30 KB, 475x533, 1427853534151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6773098 this much of a newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:50:27 2015 No.6773803 >>6772788 welcome newfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:52:39 2015 No.6773807 >>6772788 >>6772805 >>6773098 Wow. I don't even know what to say. This copypasta is older than time itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:54:28 2015 No.6773811 >>6773803 >>6772866 >>6772820 >>6772796 Lol, that was so easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:55:20 2015 No.6773815 I would say it's because of the salt not the yelling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:55:28 2015 No.6773816 >>6773807 See>>6773811

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:57:06 2015 No.6773819 File: 280 B, 85x85, ricochecked.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6773811 Smooth moves bby

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:58:24 2015 No.6773823 >>6773816 It's too late to cover your ass. Stop posting for a year or so, then try again. You've embarrassed yourself for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 03:00:15 2015 No.6773827 Screaming Ramsay™ is just a persona he wears for american audiences

>>	Antarctica Thu Aug 13 03:01:16 2015 No.6773830 >>6773811 >merelypretending.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 03:09:25 2015 No.6773850 >>6773823 Nice try, but no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 03:13:10 2015 No.6773860 >>6773819 >>6773830 >>6773823 Seriously? Oh god, you're so gay. Just wait. Im not even master level. You're in for many angry surprises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 03:46:20 2015 No.6773910 >>6773860 >fuck off retard

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 10:32:23 2015 No.6774339

>>6773807
I knew it was copy pasta I was I only arguing that it doesn't fit Gordon Ramsay that well. It suits some celebrities better than others.

>I seriously doubt Gordon eats Milky Ways, and especially in that number, it sounds like you're describing an African American singer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 11:41:16 2015 No.6774486 >>6773910 Lrn2greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 12:04:08 2015 No.6774531 >>6772701 Epic

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