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>drink good shit at home with dad because he's a fucking bro
>household alcohol motto: "Don't be a fucking pussy."
>know my limit by age 17, have a pretty decent palate and understanding of what alcohol i like
>all through high school put up with shit-tier alcohol at parties (UV Candy Bar Vodka, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple, Seagram's Escapes, Fireball etc.) with ninnies who want to get drunk on juice
>about to go in as college freshman
>don't want to have to put up with that shit ever again

Help me. I've half a mind to just say fuck it and sneak some basic stock into my dorm (sambuca, gin, vermouth, rye, bitters, etc.), keep that shit secret from everyone, and work with that.

>> No.6764487

in what way do you need help? are you an alcoholic?

>> No.6764496

>>6764487
Ways to deal with shitty alcohol at college parties.

>> No.6764499

>>6764496
step one: drink shitty alcohol
step two: there is no step two, you are now to drunk to care

if you really must, you can get pre-drink the good stuff until the shit stuff doesn't bother you, but you'll be outing yourself as an enormous hipster.

>> No.6764500

>>6764496
Don't drink. Your liver will thank you. Your dad has liver problems he's not telling you about.

>> No.6764510

>>6764474
You don't need to drink if you don't want to. Just drink water, and pretend to be drunk.
I hate to see people who get drunk in their rooms by themselves.

>> No.6764525

>>6764510
how are you seeing them if they're in their rooms by themselves?

are you deliberately peeping in through people's windows to make sure they aren't doing a thing you don't like?
do you collect television fees for the BBC?

>> No.6764543

>Make your own drinks
>Order your own stuff at bars
>Enjoy shitty alcohol because of the effect anyway
>Don't drink at all
All these basic solutions but you still choose to ask the question to showcase what a pretty little special snowflake you are.

>> No.6764547

>>6764525
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

Inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE

>> No.6764555

>>6764547
>>6764525
prove this isn't samefag

>> No.6764599

>>6764474
In college no one gives a fuck as long as it's cheap. They're going to be grateful no matter what you bring. No one is going to turn down hard liquor that hasn't been raped by sugar if you take it to a party. Just let all the thirsty white girls head straight for the sugary UV Candy Bar "vodka" while you enjoy your whiskey, just bring cheap shit like Jim Beam to parties instead of high-shelf liquor.

>> No.6764861

I only drank shit vodka in college and now it's like water. Whiskey still gives me a killer hangover and I will immediately vomit if I drink tequila, but even the shittiest fucking vodka goes down easy.

Pick something and stick with it so your body gets used to it.

>> No.6764880

>>6764510

I don't get why drinking alone is so frowned upon. I hate the presence of overly dramatic, belligerent drunks and I find it a hell of a lot easier to enjoy my buzz on my own.

>> No.6765011

>>6764474
Learn to enjoy Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best, Vladimir Vodka, etc. I went to school in West Virginia. You learn quick.

Also, butt fuck.

>> No.6765016

>>6764880
Fucking this. I hate drunk people when I'm sober, but I REALLY hate them when I'm drunk.

Then again, I drink to push down the memories of past trauma, and I guess most people drink to have "fun"

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6765218

>>6765016
>"fun"
you fuckin apathetic detached loser kill yourself
>muh trauma
try a real coping mechanism you fucking faggot what kind of hardships could you even be sad about if they're "past" get over it and yourself

>> No.6765253

>>6765011
Fuck that, be the guy who brings a 6 pack of good beer to a party and gets drunk on that

>> No.6765269

If you have liqour in your dorm/apartment in college somebody will find it and drink it. It isn't a matter of if, its a matter of how long it takes. It suck, but sucks worse if they drink your expensive shit. Get used to drinking cheap alcohol.

>> No.6765276

>>6765253
>getting drunk off just six beers

>> No.6765290

Don't be a fucking pussy and deal with it

>> No.6765298

What kind of parties did you people go to where you just walked in with your own alcohol and didn't' have to pay any money to get in?

>> No.6765301

>>6765253
>spending in excess of 30 bucks for 18 beers at 3 parties when you can spend 15 for as much as you can at those same 3 parties

>there are people in this thread who don't pregame

>> No.6765309

>>6765218
ayyy

>> No.6765315

You're going to look like a massive faggot hoarding your own alcohol

You live in a dorm, likely having a roommate, possibly connecting to other rooms with other roommates

Do you really think they're not going to find alcohol?

>> No.6765330

just do whatever the fuck you want and deal with people thinking you're a pretentious cunt walking around with a camelbak of pernod at a toga party.

>> No.6765351

>>6764474
Bro, you are so fucking cool.

>> No.6765375

>>6764474
Just don't fucking drink
Can't believe you came to a anonymous cooking board to brag about how you became a seasoned alcohol connoisseur at 17 and now you can't drink with the plebeians.

>> No.6765388

>>6765298
what kind of parties did you go to where you had to pay?
>Fuck anon is here, who told him?
>Shhh, just charge him a $20 "cover"

>> No.6765389

>>6764474

>http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/04/health/04teen.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

the new york times is a shitty warmongering propaganda rag for liberal snobs, but you probably shouldn't drink.

>> No.6765391

>>6765298

lol what

damn son you must have been an unpopular dude

>> No.6765393

>>6765389
>warmongering
>liberal

>> No.6765398

>>6765298
I've been to parties where they got a keg and you for a cup if you wanted to drink from it, but they never gave a shit if you brought your own. They just didn't want to share the beer they payed for with a bunch of people without getting some in return.

>> No.6765403

>>6765218
A few weeks before I graduated from high school, I watched my 16 year old brother die from a heroin overdose that I should have prevented. It's a combination of trauma and guilt.

>> No.6765404
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6765404

>>6765388
>>6765391
>I've never been to a party

I can tell, literally every party will charge you 5 dollars for the kegs

Chugging 4lokos behind the cafeteria dumpster isn't a party, anons

>> No.6765411

>>6765404
Literally none of them would charge you just to get in, though. It was always for a cup.

>> No.6765413

>>6765398
I rarely saw anyone bring their own alcohol to a party unless they knew the people there. It would be way too inconvenient and just illogical otherwise. You'd pregame a lot in the dorms and then continue where you left off at the party

>> No.6765415

>>6765404
I've been to many, maybe here in Canada BYOB is just standard. But the one party that did charge and it was free beer/coolers all night.
Never been to a kegger that charged

>> No.6765419

>>6765411
Those are some pretty stupid people then that are throwing away about an extra 100 bucks per party

>> No.6765443

>>6765393
Johnson and Kennedy started the vietnam war, dingus.

Liberals love war- that's why all of that liberation and democracy and save the savages from themselves rhetoric works so well to drum up support for war in the united states.

actual conservatives don't give a shit about what happens in other countries and would be content to be left alone and leave people alone.

the reason you have the dumb ideas that you do is that the american media intentionally uses the wrong words for things.

>> No.6765479

>>6765404

americans are fucking retarded. where i come from a party is an act of hospitality. you expect gifts but you don't demand them.

>> No.6765594

>>6764474
everyone is so assblasted. drink your good alcohol. when your with friends, offer to make a round of some good drinks, and make high quality cocktails for girls. dont judge others for drinking shitty liquor, theyre 18. bam, simple

>> No.6765596

>>6765403
boo-hoo
Get over it, there's nothing you can do.

>> No.6765601

>>6765594
>everyone is so assblasted

You could've just said this yourself without samefagging

Nobody is assblasted about you being an idiot

>> No.6765632

>>6765601
not samefagging, that was my first post in this thread. please relax anon youre going to get an ulcer :(

>> No.6765644

>>6765632
Bend over

>> No.6765647

>>6765644
f...fine, but only because you got dubs...

>> No.6765676

>>6765479
That's normal in America too. I have no idea what shitty country/state he's from. It's about 50% BYOB and host supplies here. But I live in a rural area so parties might be a modern mutation of Pot luck dinners.

>> No.6765698

>>6765676
Almost no college party has people bringing their own stuff as 50% of the college party unless its a really big one

>> No.6765700

Don't be a snob about it. Let people drink what they like and if you don't like what's offered bring your own or drink some pop or water.

Also, don't lecture people on why what they like sucks, you'll just sound like a douche

>> No.6765706

Just to add to the party thing, you bring your own drinks, or you do not drink. People who show up to parties looking for free booze and handouts are highly frowned upon. The only time you should have to pay is for a cup at a kegger.

>> No.6765710

>>6765596
Sorry, not all of us are autistic and feel no emotion.

>> No.6765711

>>6765413
Ohhhh underaged got it

>> No.6765720

>>6765443
I think it comes from using a two-axis system when 4 is more accurate. When you say liberal, you think of someone who is socialist and authoritarian, while I think of someone who is socialist and libertarian.

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6765775

>>6765710
And not all of us are bitches.
It's normal to be emotional during a situation like that, but you seriously need to get your fucking shit together and accept that it happened.

Harboring those feelings over a period of years to the point where you turn to a substance is a sign of immaturity.

>> No.6765842

>>6764496
>how do I avoid shitty alcohol at parties
1.)get yourself a large flask
2.)get yourself green chartreuse and bring it to every event ever get shit faced

real talk tho if your bringing mix drink shit most people think your pompous I did it whe I was a sophmore making gimlets and greyhounds but even the hipsters didnt know shit at that age the most mix drinks kids know are screwdrivers

so just put up with it if you want to befriend people and bring your own hard liquor in a flask or just get good beer

>> No.6766050

>>6765698
I forgot we were talking about college parties.

>> No.6766071

>>6764510
>I hate to see people who get drunk in their rooms by themselves.
How old are you? You should've outgrown this way of thinking a long time ago.

>> No.6766085

Unless you're of age or have a fake or older friends you're going to be drinking cheap shit. Even if you can aquire your own good liquor, it's expensive. Daddy isn't buying your booze anymore, just deal with the cheap shit until you have money and means to buy your own stuff.

>> No.6766097

Are you all underage or have rich friends? Bring your own shit. Never ever ever depend on someone else to get you drunk. Unless you're an attractive girl, that shit gets old quick. Yes, people are generous but when you're going out expecting someone else to have alcohol for you you're spending someone else's money and offering nothing in return is bad manners. I went to a birthday keger and pitched in 5 bucks because I didn't want the host to have to eat the entire cost. Always offer to offer a few bucks if someone offers you anything more than a couple of beers.

>> No.6766109

>>6765775
Why do you care? If someone needs an escape let them have it, it's not your liver...

I don't know what you're getting at with some weird, subtle "I don't really care but i'll give you some half ass older brother tough love advice".

>> No.6766115

>>6765276
>being an alcoholic

>> No.6766120

>>6766115
Tbh six beers isn't that much if they're low abv. Six beers at 5% would get me a little drunk but not for long.

I'm probably bigger than you.

>> No.6766140

>>6766115
>being a lightweight

>> No.6766178

>>6766115
>living in a state that doesnt glamorize binge drinking
living in wisconsin has its ups and downs, the down being DUI heavy state and going out of town people think you have a problem

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6766180

>>6766109
why does anyone care about anything

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6766203

>drinking

>> No.6766212

>>6764474
you preponderant faggot, get over yourself and your hallucinatory sense of superiority and just make friends and get drunk. jesus christ.

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6766363

>>6766120
Was getting buzzed part of your master plan?

>>6766140
>being the town drunk

>>6766178
>city slicker detected
We Illinoisans are a kind, simple folk

>> No.6766369

don't be a fucking spastic and just drink down your fireball shots

literally nobody will be impressed by you being too good to drink normie alcohol

get over yourself opie

>> No.6766410

>>6766369
Honestly this. I can understand not wanting to drink sugar-blasted liqueurs and stuff but there's bound to be straight vodka at the very least. Besides, if OP has $15 he can buy a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon and bring it over in a worst case scenario. People will be glad he contributed to the party's booze stock instead of getting annoyed that he complained the whole night about the flavored UV Vodka.
> In b4 Jim Beam is shit
I know it's not top shelf bourbon, but if you're going to a COLLEGE PARTY and you're barely 18 you're probably more interested in getting tanked than in the subtle notes and flavors of an aged liquor. You're going to party and make out with a tipsy sorority slut, not go to a whiskey tasting event. There's a reason why I keep Bootleggers and Stone IPA at home but bring Rolling Rock to parties.
Thank God I'm 23 and I have my own apartment and I don't have to worry about hiding my only tiny bottle of good liquor.

>> No.6766415

>>6765698
From what I've seen at most college parties the host has a couple of bottles of hard liquor and some mixers, and maybe a rack of cheap beer. Everything else is graciously donated.

>> No.6766420

>>6766410
This tbh (to be honest)

>> No.6766423

>>6766420
smh fam

>> No.6766428

>>6766415
Like I said earlier, nobody should depend on people to get them drunk. I don't know where these kids went to school but after freshman year mooching off people for alcohol stops being cute and starts getting annoying. Especially if you're going over to a stranger's place.

>> No.6766436

>>6766428
If you're under 21 it's generally understood that access to booze is effervescent and that people will rely on you for it and vise verse (when you have the opportunity). After 21 you become an annoying mooch if you never ever contribute booze to parties.

>> No.6766441

I understand you op, I'm 18 and my friends buy bud light for most parties so I just bring my own bomber of lagunitas and chug a few buds beforehand. As long as you're not an ass telling everyone why your drink is superior go ahead and bring your own stuff

>> No.6766447

>>6766436
When you're under 21 you should be offering money whenever you can to those who provide. Even if you think you're OK.

>> No.6767912

>>6764474
>being a picky drinker

>> No.6767919

Just get a fucking fake ID if you're gonna be a picky bitch

>> No.6767970

>>6764880
Yeah I drink with very few people so I usually end up drinking alone. It's nice imo. When I'm with others I'll look at them and wonder if I'm being that retarded and it pisses me off. Same thing happened when I used to smoke weed in high school.

>> No.6768011

>>6764496

Pretentious fuck. Just drink it. And if your "refined palate" can't handle it, bring your own.