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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Hi, welcome to /ck/! What can I get for you today?

>> No.6761644

>>6761636
do you have any pizza?

>> No.6761648

one meme food and a diet coke please

>> No.6761649

>>6761636
3 orders of funposting and a side of (You)s

>> No.6761653

i'll have some wifeys special with some wala on the side.

>> No.6761662

Directions to the nearest organic market

>> No.6761670

>>6761636
can i have some taco bell?

>> No.6761673

>>6761636
Directions to a real restaurant.

>> No.6761676
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A Cheesy Gordita Crunch

>> No.6761678
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>>6761670
NO

>> No.6761691
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>>6761636
I'll have a well done steak with extra ketchup.

>> No.6761709

>>6761636
Your pussy on my dick.

>> No.6761712
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>>6761636

I was hoping to eat some nice hot beaver tonight.

>> No.6761725

>>6761636
Sit on my face

>> No.6761731

>>6761644
They used to.

I miss it still.

>> No.6761810

>>6761636
I'll take one McGf please.....pls ;_;

>> No.6761825

>>6761709
McLewd

>> No.6761872

one poorly made, homemade california roll topped w/ american cheese, please

>> No.6761873

Where is the closest Fazoli's?

>> No.6761878

>>6761873
You don't want to go there, I used to have to make those breadsticks and they kill insects.
Insects would eat them and die, we'd wipe off the corpses and serve the sticks to customers anyways.

>> No.6761923

>>6761878
That's because the flour dusting dries out their chitin and kills them.

>> No.6761933

>>6761923
We didn't dust them with flour. They came frozen, then we thaw them, then slather them with bright yellow glow-in-the-dark oil substance, then dust them with this garlicy butter powder shit that was flammable for some reason.

>> No.6761943

Fazoli's!

>> No.6761966

Just a chili con carne m'lady. That's chili with beans to you!

>> No.6761968

>>6761933
>bright yellow glow-in-the-dark oil substance, then dust them with this garlicy butter powder shit that was flammable for some reason

and where can i purchase this

>> No.6761984

>>6761968
No idea, you can buy it from fazolis though.
after i stopped working there i went back to visit a manager i was friends with and bought a tub of chocolate frosting from them that they used on brownies. You can buy any of their ingredients at cost as far as I know.
I was gonna make a frosting statue but it wasn't thick enough.
So we smeared it all over a guys windshield for parking in my spot.

>> No.6762061

>>6761636

Just fuck me up fam

>> No.6762084

>>6761984
did it give you dubs?

>> No.6763948

>>6761676
Fuck me that looks delicious...

>> No.6764033

>>6761636
A vegan burger

>> No.6765572

I'm not talking to you without my mom.

>> No.6765598
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6765598

a gf :(

>> No.6765620

>>6761636
Milk steak please

>> No.6765645
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>>6763948

>> No.6765650

>>6761636
Just some friends, thanks..

>> No.6765964
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>>6761636
I'd just like a couple of people that get unreasonably angry over food please.

>> No.6765982

>>6761636
Mind if I use your shitter?

>> No.6766021

>>6761636
I would like one Joey thread combo, with extra Ken hate, and extra pickles please.

>> No.6766041

>>6765650
We're all out I'm afraid. Are distant acquaintances alright?

>> No.6766091

>>6766041
Are they cool with raspberry yogurt, wodka, and homemade cookies?

>> No.6766096

>>6766021
One Ja/ck/ thread coming right up

>> No.6766098

>>6766091
If you guilt them into attending that little gathering, maybe.

>> No.6766102

>>6761636
what should I order at taco bell

>> No.6766108

HEYA COUD I GITS ME ONE CAST IRON PAN. GREAT THANKS.

COULD YOU MAKE SURE TO SCRUB IT DOWN WITT SUM BLEACH AN STEEL WOOLS REAL QUICK LIKE?

>> No.6766128

>all these replies
>not one mention of tendies

You've failed me, /ck/.

>> No.6766137

>>6766096
No, I think you misunderstood my order, I said I would like one /joey/ please.

>> No.6766199

>>6766137
I like to slip a little joey into Ja/ck/ threads so that I can make fun of how he takes three bites at once, like in the old days.

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>>6761636

Dat ass methinks.

>> No.6767006

>>6766128
tendies is r9k memes

>> No.6767011

>Ctrl+F
>no activated almonds
what kind of a shite restaurant is this

>> No.6767012

>>6761636
I'll take the non-flyover meal, no meme condiments or toppings. I'll have water to drink as well, if it's tap water I'm going to send the entire meal back and demand a new one.

>> No.6767016

>>6761636
Emu meatballs, please.

>> No.6767038

>>6761636
You have anything imported from Flavortown?

>> No.6767042

>>6761636
McDLT

>> No.6767047

>>6761636
A PBMaxx and a large Crystal Pepsi

>> No.6767048

>>6761636
One sundae ramen and some sketti.

>> No.6767050

>>6761636

I'd like ramen noodles, WITH broth. Please add MSG because it's good.
How is your chili today? I sure hope it doesn't have beans in it because that would make it a stew and you'd be falsely advertising.
I noticed the image for your bolognese; I cannot believe you make it with minced meat. Actual bolognese is made with big chunks of beef, otherwise you have chili. Which is also made with chunks of beef. Come to think of it, I want a pizza, but not a margharita because only children eat that. I want one with chicken strips, beef jerky, asian sweet and sour sauce on a base of hollandaise and mozzarella. AND A MOTHERFUCKING MICROBREWERY IPA

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>>6761709
>>6761725
>>6761825
Bada ba ba ba, unzip your dick

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egg mcmuffin hashbrown and milk please

also please gas these vegan/organic faggots
-someone who works in agriculture

>> No.6767175

I have this weird fucking urge to eat a fucking hamburger or whatever and fucking fries. What's the best fast food food, /ck/?

>> No.6767179

>>6767175
You got money to spend? Five Goys

You got a little money to spend? In-N-Out

You got no money to spend? Jack in the Box Tacos or Taco Bell.

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>>6767175
Farmer Boys if you got one nearby
Whataburger is good. Allegedly.
Sonic if you feel like parking
Wendy's or Carl's Jr/Hardee's if you want to buy something that will sprinkle some artificial good boy points into your scale while eating fast food.
If you're willing for something more upscale Fuddrucker's is about as upscale for "fast food" you can get while still convincing yourself it's fast food.

>> No.6767188

>>6767183
Maybe my Sonic Burger is downright incompetent but I have never eaten anything tasty their. On the other hand their selection of drinks is large and good so it's a great place for sugar highs.

>> No.6767190

>>6767179
taco bell is expensive now

>> No.6768285
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I'll have chicken cordon bleu, hold the sriracha, and a large alcoholic root beer to go please.

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>>6761636
Nothing You look like Beiber in lipstick and mascara .I'm going to Wendy's

>> No.6770280

Uhhhhhh couldIget, um.... shut the fuck up Mark I'm ordering. Um lemmeget one of those uh green shakes. You guys had them for St. Patricks Day or whatever?

>> No.6770370

On steak cooked Sous vide and a coffee, black please.

>> No.6770391

A large helping of sticky date pudding, please.

>> No.6770494

>>6761636
some tacos and a bottle of gin

>> No.6770507
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>>6761636
i'll have a double meme, extra lels

>> No.6770547

I'll take a sticky

>> No.6772492

A little bit off topic but I'm going to be working at a wendys soon, any advice for someones first time in the fast food industry?

>> No.6772497

>>6765982
no problem, tell all your friends about it too

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>>6770547
With all of the time over last few weeks that you new kids have used begging for a sticky, you could've just googled all of your dumb questions and joined the funposting with the rest of us

>> No.6772516

>>6767038
Nobody does, not since the war began. Ships are forbidden to leave Port Flavortown, and the Flavor Highroad is a dangerous crossing beset by bandits and blackguards even in the light of day.

>> No.6773838

>>6761636
This is clearly a McDonalds drive through, lady. And I already ordered, which is why I'm at the window to pay. Now give me my damn frappe.

>> No.6773846

You can get me a big helping of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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>>6765645
Croque m'dame

>> No.6773870

>>6772502
Fucking thank you. Fucking newfags, stop begging you morons.