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Anonymous Fri Aug 7 23:46:39 2015 No.6756244 [Reply] [Original]

Pizza rolls and ranch are a guilty pleasure. If you're too good to eat them, then I feel bad for you, son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:00:06 2015 No.6756286 >>6756244 I used to enjoy pizza rolls until they started making them half empty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:03:40 2015 No.6756296 I'm a part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:04:57 2015 No.6756300 Only when baked I like them. Microwaving is a disgusting sin

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:11:02 2015 No.6756308 >>6756300 Toaster oven FTW

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:12:21 2015 No.6756312 >>6756296 We're in this together. <3

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:21:56 2015 No.6756338 Everything else in OP's post aside, having an adolescent call me, "son", is probably the closest I've come to understanding the meaning of the term, "triggered".

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:22:27 2015 No.6756340 >oven is broken >microwave purgatory I know what it should be, but it simply is not

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:24:01 2015 No.6756346 >>6756244 I can't get into it. I can't get in to Taco Bell either. It's not that I think I'm too good for it, I just don't see the draw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:26:22 2015 No.6756354 >>6756338 I turn 30 in January.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:33:40 2015 No.6756374 >>6756338 >immediatly assuming op's a adolescent because he likes pizza rolls some real faggotry going on in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 00:51:12 2015 No.6756423 >>6756374 >obvious underage, summer troll thread >d-don't judge anons for eating the lowest of the low on the food & cooking board!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:06:03 2015 No.6758019 >>6756286 Only reasonable post ITT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:08:21 2015 No.6758025 >>6756286 this is the real problem

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:29:46 2015 No.6758101

Anyone remember those taco pocket rolls in the early 00's? I remember them being triangular coming in white bags with either brown or pinkish labeling (depending on the flavor), and eating them and playing halo all the time as a kid. Now it seems like they mysteriously vanished, and I can't seem to even find a trace of them on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:31:40 2015 No.6758112 >>6756300 If you microwave then broil, flipping once, you get the baked crispness in about 4 minutes flat.

>>	ppd Sun Aug 9 00:38:32 2015 No.6759342 I've never had pizza rolls, but Totino's/Jeno's pizzas are the best microwaveable pizzas I've ever had. The crust is nice and buttery and crispy celeste is always a soggy piece of shit

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:42:49 2015 No.6759352
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> working at first job about 10 years ago
> cashier at grocery store
> woman comes to my line
> she looks depressed
> she looks like she is single
> she has a basket in her hand of groceries
> she slowly pulls each item out
> bottle of wine
> bottle of ranch dressing
> a huge bag of pizza rolls

i like to think she went home and drowned her sorrows in wine and ranchy pizza rolls

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:45:15 2015 No.6759358 >>6759352 we all do what we can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:50:24 2015 No.6759364 >>6759352 I like this story. 10/10 would read again

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 01:03:02 2015 No.6759392 >>6756244 Are the Michelina's pizza rolls of a comparable quality to Totino's pizza rolls? I live in Alberta and no store carries Totino's.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 08:54:58 2015 No.6760117
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>>6756244

Here's the question though: what kind of ranch dressing is best with them?

Right now I'm working through a tub of buttermilk ranch that I got about a month ago from a local bbq joint here called Black Eyed Sally's. I also have some packets of Kraft ranch that I saved. I like the Kraft better because it's got some tang which I find goes well with the pizza roll fillings.

Brianna's is also a favorite. And Ott's but that's impossible to find in New England.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:06:01 2015 No.6760131 >>6756244 These things are always shitty even if you enjoy them. Admit it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:24:39 2015 No.6760161 >>6760131 no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:48:18 2015 No.6760209 >>6759352 I demand more cashier stories judge the people you remember based on their items I love shit like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:51:32 2015 No.6760214 >>6756300 That is true for most foods though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:52:09 2015 No.6760216 File: 94 KB, 725x408, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't buy pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 10:04:23 2015 No.6760233 >>6760216 why would we pizza rolls are already the perfect garbage we don't need a cocked up version of them changing them in any way would only fuck em up

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 10:06:52 2015 No.6760235 >>6760216 These aren't spicy at all and the "ranch" tastes like a sweaty gym sock

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 11:23:55 2015 No.6760402 >>6756296 come to my place if you want to see a pizza roll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 11:37:53 2015 No.6760430 >>6760402 Are you offering sex via the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 11:39:31 2015 No.6760433 >>6756286 Damn it. I knew there was something different about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:14:57 2015 No.6760519 >>6756300 This is partially true. If I'm tired as fuck and need something quick, then I'll nuke 'em. Otherwise, I'll spend the extra preheating time to do them right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:33:42 2015 No.6760972 >>6760402 FEMININE PIZZA BAG

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:21:44 2015 No.6761515 >>6759392 No they are a bit different.. they taste similar but are smaller.. its basically a different product.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:18:29 2015 No.6761684 >bite into a disgusting rotten flavored burnt one shit is mental terrorism every time i make them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:33:11 2015 No.6761738 3/10 meme tbh smh

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 07:58:28 2015 No.6763691 >>6760117 Brianna's is good but at the same time you don't want a ranch so fancy that it overshadows the whole pizza roll. I like to keep it basic. Kraft, like you said. Or Hidden Valley.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 08:00:50 2015 No.6763694 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 14:57:15 2015 No.6764381 File: 60 KB, 500x486, 500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6763694 >yo yo yo wasup errybody!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 14:58:35 2015 No.6764385 I like pizza rolls, but with hot sauce rather than ranch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:02:22 2015 No.6764404 >>6756338 Why so many, comma splices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:06:29 2015 No.6764417 >>6763691 >fancy ranch Kekeke

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:14:26 2015 No.6764451 File: 1.99 MB, 320x362, 1413411042347.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6760117 hidden valley ranch

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:48:45 2015 No.6764566 >>6760117 Sup fellow Connecticunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 17:09:12 2015 No.6764871 >>6760209 >>>reddit >>>faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:37:16 2015 No.6765599 >>6760209 This is why I only ever use the self checkout.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:41:50 2015 No.6765615

>>6765599

You know what cracks me up about the self-checkout? The fact that there are almost always free registers, except at peak times, and that there are people who will stand in line at a manned register for a long long time with just a few items, simply because they're too lazy to even consider doing the scanning themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 08:06:55 2015 No.6767085 >>6765615 yah i dont understand that either. is their time worthless?

Anonymous Tue Aug 11 08:13:30 2015 No.6767095

>>6759352

She was probably actually buying them for her NEET son, and the wine was for her; drinking it as she stared longingly at the photo of her and her ex-husband; he left them both because of her loser son, but she can't bear the thought of throwing him out in the hopes he'll take her back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 08:42:06 2015 No.6767121 >>6760117 kens steak house a best

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