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6728844 No.6728844 [Reply] [Original]

>mix milk with mass gainer in blender bottle
>what results is a smudgy liuid filled with chunks of moist chowder that I basically chew
>run out of milk
>use hot water instead
>literally not one single particle is left undissolved

What's the best way to heat my milk before putting it in the blender bottle?

>> No.6728850

>>6728844
Use one of those enema bottles with a tube to put it up your ass and warm it up for at least an hour. Then poop it directly into the blender for massive gainz.

>> No.6728881

Do you even microwave bro

>> No.6730608

>using mass gainer
Eat more food

>> No.6730698

>muh oatz and squatz

Get back to your containment board.

>> No.6731062

>>6728844

You can't microwave milk or it will denature the protein and fuck it up. You should also avoid heating it in a pan, you see this referred to as "scalding" milk in old recipes and it always results in a thick scummy film you have to scrub from the dishes that you will never do on a daily basis

Honestly just downsize to buying milk a quart at a time and just leave it on the counter. No joke, if you buy it whole it will keep for a few days at room temp. Just don't leave it in the sun or anything, cabinets fine

Source: lived without fridge for two years.