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6723773 No.6723773 [Reply] [Original]

are there any malt liquors that aren't shit? they all taste bad, and leave me with a hangover, even if I only drink a bit.

>> No.6723779

Steele Reserve

>> No.6723784

Drink real beer, or hard liquor.

Whoever you're trying to prove yourself to is an idiot, and in 5 years you'll look back and feel like an idiot.

>> No.6723790

>>6723784
not trying to prove myself to anyone, just wondering how this shit ever got popular. it's not even that cheap (at least around here). it's almost $4 for a 40oz after tax. I can get 2 24oz cans of okay beer for the same price, or a 4 pack of 16oz cans for a dollar more.

>> No.6723798

>>6723779
This is the shittiest one
Hurricane High Grav OP

>> No.6723799

>>6723784
>Whoever you're trying to prove yourself to is an idiot
Are you projecting or something? I really don't understand where this response came from.

>> No.6723824

>>6723799

>are there any malt liquors that aren't shit? they all taste bad, and leave me with a hangover
>i really don't understand where this response came from

...

>> No.6724068

>>6723773
>malt liquors that aren't shit
whisky, bourbon is better on the cheap if you like the genre
>they taste bad
this is your problem, not whisky's
>they leave me with a hangover if I drink a bit
then you're drinking shit tire stuff with additives that make them taste slightly better but give you a hell of an hangover

>> No.6724115

Guys, where would you even get malt liquor? CVS? United Dairy Farmers? Like that's all I go and I never specifically looked for malt liquor, but I'm about to head out in a bit.

>>6723779
I had no idea this was considered malt liquor.

This is an exception. I don't want to buy Steel Reserve again. Time for something different.

>> No.6724122

>>6724115
The only steel reserves you can get at UDF or CVS are the tallcans, I believe. Not sure they sell any bottled malt liquor.

>> No.6724200

>>6724068
>he doesn't know what malt liquor is
What country are you from?

>> No.6724937

>>6723784
>>6723790
>not playing edward 40 hands with the boys

>> No.6724971
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6724971

>>6723773
I'm a fan of these. Relatively cheap, and small enough that they stay cold throughout the whole drink so you can avoid the asshole taste of warm malt liquor.

>> No.6724993

>>6724937
You have to be over 18 to be on 4chan, son.

>> No.6725092

>>6724993
You must be loads of fun

>>6724068
>whiskey
>malt liquor

>> No.6725094

>>6724971
The puzzles are fun too.

>> No.6725102

>>6724068
You're a fag

>> No.6725121

drink half add oj to fill back to the top

no longer shitty tasting malt liquor.

>> No.6725144

>>6724200

Isn't NA the only part of the world that drinks this stuff tho

>> No.6725153

>>6725144
No, beer is everywhere

>> No.6725201

>>6725092
I'm no fun because I don't play high school drinking games that involve piss in your pants? Okay.

>> No.6725222

>>6725094
And they only get better the more you drink

>> No.6725231

>>6723790
>4 bucks for a 40z

You're gettin ripped off

>> No.6725235

Steel Reserve is the creme de la shit

>> No.6725252

Malt liquor is shit by definition

>> No.6725257

>>6725153

Under the name of malt liquor doe

>> No.6725261

>>6725252
I dont' usually like to generalize but this is true. It's a shitty drink for poor people to get drunk then break the bottles and kill each other with (unless your state is smart and uses plastic bottles).

It's not supposed to taste good. It's supposed to let you forget about your troubles.

>> No.6725274

>>6725201
>he actually pissed his pants
get a load of this weak bladdered little girl

>> No.6725290

>>6725274
Better than being an underage faggot

>> No.6725293

>>6725290
>implying

>> No.6725301

>>6725290
>Pissing his pants
>Calling anybody underage
??

>> No.6725311

>>6725301
What games did you play that required you to piss your pants?

Who the hell did you hang out with in college?

>> No.6725323

>>6725301
Never said I pissed my pants. I was never dumb enough to play the game. Watched a lot of 16 year olds do it in high school though

>> No.6725480

>>6725323
You mean that public institution that you're approximately 2 years removed from?

>> No.6725720

>>6725121
That's not the correct ratio for a Brass Monkey.

Drink it to the start of the label, then add OJ.

>> No.6725884

>>6725720
Olde English is hands down the only good malt liquor.

>adding OJ to that shit

What are you a fucking girl? If so that should be your only excuse.

>> No.6725895

I legitimately like the taste of malt liquor as this faggoty IPA bitter fag shit beer is completely gross to me and I enjoy the sweet malty taste of Old English

>> No.6725899

>>6725884
Nigga please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQNgK8r7SM

>> No.6725955

>>6725895
That's probably because you're a baby girl with baby girl tastes

Wanna Smirnoff Ice baby girl?

Probably yeah since you're a baby girl

Stupid baby girl

>> No.6725960
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>>6725955
>implying being called female is an insult

Stay virgin

>> No.6726077

>>6723773
Olde english hands down. Taste about as good as bud light and gets you about 5x drunker for half the price

>> No.6726088

>>6723773
samiclaus classic

The bottle says malt liquor...

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/285/776/

>> No.6726097

>>6725720
This is the CORRECT brass monkey. I'm not even that nigga. This is the only authentic recipe. Myself and about 15 of my boys corroborate this. This is common knowledge if you aren't a dipshit.

>> No.6726113
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6726113

Let me school you hip-hop zombie faggots about 40s real quick.

1.) Colt 45 is shit.
2.) Old English is shit.

Those are bottom of the barrel taste-wise. I forgive Steel Reserve due to the ABV because the taste is the same. Mickey's is always more expensive than pic related, and pic related is the best of all worlds. Trust me. I've been drinking 40s for ten years, and I get these every time.

>> No.6726127

>>6726113
King cobra is way worse than both of the brews you mentioned. You must have a emotional attachment to it or something.

>> No.6726136

>>6726113
this nigga knows cobra is the best hands down
too bad i cant find it in the east coast. same goes for mickeys

>> No.6726154

I actually like Olde English myself

>> No.6726165

>>6726154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7B-BphuVBg

>> No.6726174

>>6724115
any gas station ever

>> No.6726180

>>6725290
you pissed your pants man. maybe its time to start thinking about adult diapers.

>> No.6726185

>>6726154
Likewise, I've had most of the big malt liquor brands and nothing for me has been as good.

>> No.6726275

>>6723784
I'm 28 and have been drinking 2 40ozs of steel reserve a night for 6 years now, I dont feel like an idiot

>> No.6726454
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6726454

>>6726165
topkek

>> No.6726463

King Cobra and Colt 45 are pretty good. I heard Mickey's is good but I haven't tried it.

>> No.6726469

>>6726275
>I dont feel like an idiot
got some news for you son....

>> No.6726482

>>6726275
>2 40ozs of steel reserve

That is the perfect buzz.