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Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:24:25 2015 No.6715665 [Reply] [Original]

I was told to get vodka if I hate alcohol and just want to get drunk. Should I just buy the cheapest shit like mccormicks or get something better? Are there different kinds of drunks if you get shitty vs good stuff or is it all the same?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:25:58 2015 No.6715667 >>6715665 What? Vodka is basically just water and pure ethanol. If you hate alcohol get Mikes Hard Lemonade or something.

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:28:09 2015 No.6715669

>>6715665
Ideally everything would be pure ethanol and life would be good.

Some things (tequila, and cheaper rums, vodkas and whiskies) contain low levels of methanol and fusel alcohols (heads and tails), which affect your ability to absorb oxygen at different rates. They also contribute heavily to hangovers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:32:33 2015 No.6715677 >>6715665 I'd recommend getting something kind of middle tier. The really super cheap vodka tends to smell and taste like rubbing alcohol to me. Though I guess depending on what you're mixing it with, that doesn't really matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:33:24 2015 No.6715678 >>6715665 Who is this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:43:10 2015 No.6715700 >>6715667 I just drink hard cider after I choke down some shots. But I would prefer to mix some vodka with orange juice or something because it seems more cost effective and less painful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:58:32 2015 No.6715731 >>6715700 I'd go rum and coke. Both are pretty cheap and it goes down pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:59:34 2015 No.6715735 vodka doesn't taste any less like alcohol than other liquors

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:02:37 2015 No.6715743 >>6715667 vodka mixes well with other drinks and if done right barely has a taste of anything other than the main mixer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:05:26 2015 No.6715751 I like costco generic american vodka fifteen bucks for a shitload and it goes down decent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:49:56 2015 No.6715862 Not the OP, but what are some good cheap Vodka brands and what drinks are good to pair them with?

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:56:51 2015 No.6715877

Mix sugar 1-1 with water, bring to a simmer, and simmer for 5 minutes. Cool completely and store in the fridge.

This is a sugar syrup. Now add this to a Spirit & Mixer, and it will mask the Alcohol. The more sugar, the less you will taste it.

I'd say the easiest way to drink Vodka, is to freeze a big bottle of Nice (not from concentrate) orange juice, cut the bottle away from the frozen block, turn the OJ into OJ slush in a powerful blender, add sugar syrup, & 1/5 of the glass Vodka.

Cold, Sugar & acid is how it's done. This is date rape tips too i guess. Having the drink as slush makes it a lot easier to drink. Spirits like Vodka or Gin won't freeze in a conventional freezer. Having them very very cold dulls the taste.

I like Ginger beer (a strong dry one, not an overly sweet one) + sugar syrup + lemon juice + ice + whiskey + mint.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 21:02:17 2015 No.6715886 File: 294 KB, 429x700, 1403728205129.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy some vodka, then get some SunnyD. Take a shot, chase with the SunnyD. Shit's delicious and completely masks the flavour. Skyy is a good/cheap brand of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 21:03:20 2015 No.6715892 >>6715862 >>6715886

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 22:16:32 2015 No.6716074
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>>6715862
if I am going for a cheaper bottle of vodka I usually lean toward Svedka or Ketel One. As for mixers, usually a citrus based juice mix very well. I also like to mix it with fruit punch energy drink for a much less shitty 4loko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 22:18:14 2015 No.6716076 op here I got some smirnoff and orange juice and just gonna mix it. Also bought some spam so can someone tell me how to make a proper spam sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 22:31:11 2015 No.6716095 >>6715665 nah m8 if you just wanna get drunk, get some everclear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 22:37:02 2015 No.6716103 the bottom shelf ones (that are $10/handle) taste like water if you drink it with ice after a while literally no reason to buy anything more expensive than bottom shelf vodka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 23:33:08 2015 No.6716236 File: 52 KB, 475x375, bacardi_white_rum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6715665 why drink nasty slav alcohol when you could have based american rum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 23:53:01 2015 No.6716280 >>6716236 >white rum >not shit Pick one Why the fuck even drink rum if you're going to take all the flavor out of it, you might as well just drink vodka like a fucking pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 23:54:06 2015 No.6716283 >>6715862 Svedka is also really cheap. Does not taste very good by itself but you can always make a Sex on the Beach with orange juice, cranberry juice, and peach schnapps.

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:14:06 2015 No.6716516

>>6715665
>different kinds of drunk
Bunch of horsecrap. The only thing about cheap alcohol is that the distillation and filtering may not remove some of the shittier flavors. This is why people sometimes say it tastes "like gasoline" or "paint thinner". other than that it's the same shit. Typically darker spirits and some shitty vodkas can lead to a worse hangover. Just stay hydrated and you have to worry about it less.
If you spend a few bucks more you can get quality vodka though if you know where to look. It's an easy as fuck drink to produce. Don't get ripped off by grey goose bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:44:58 2015 No.6716601 >>6715735 But it gets you drunk faster, which is what OP wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:48:16 2015 No.6716606 File: 477 KB, 1024x683, 5776842029_ed6310d81b_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will do the trick. Cheap as hell, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:53:55 2015 No.6716612 >>6715665 Orange soda + vanilla burnettes = orange dreamsicle Citron/lemon vodka + grapefruit juice = ??? dunno but its delicious, u gonna get fucked up lol

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:58:09 2015 No.6716618

>>6715735
Yes, but it has far less other tastes to it as well. It doesn't taste like a smokey barrel, or juniper berries, or any other taste infused with the alcohol. Things that make whiskey differ from bourbon or rum or gin or whatever. Now what the alcohol is fermented from is going to make a difference, but vodka is arguable the "cleanest" taste... the one with the least influentially noticeable origins.

So what do you do when you don't like alcohol but want to get drunk? Take a benign alcohol that is strong and easily mixed with anything. Vodka is the winner here. Alcohol is alcohol, but C2H6O isn't the only thing influencing the taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 02:02:39 2015 No.6716625 >>6715678 Jane Doe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 02:03:36 2015 No.6716626 >>6715665 i buy 1.75 litres of gilbeys vodka op. 12 USD, drink it straight, does the job, done and done.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 03:03:29 2015 No.6716769 Are we /alck/ here? I just vomited into my half-full 40 oz of OE and I'm still chugging so I can feel something other than depression. I guess my question is, Hurricane, Steel Reserve, or OE?

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 03:37:08 2015 No.6716829

>>6716769
I know you are just drinking to get drunk in the quickest and cheapest fashion but god damn those are awful drinks. Please spend a handful more dollars and upgrade to shit tier hard liqueur.
That being said I would probably go with steel Reserve cause the one time I drank one of those I didn't feel like a homeless man pissed into cup and made me drink it.

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 03:52:37 2015 No.6716860
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>>6716829
I normally drink cheap vodka diluted with tap water but I don't even care about calories this week. I don't know of anything cheaper to get drunk on. I get my booze money from inviting people to sleep on my dumpster couch and then digging the change out of said dumpster couch.

Vodka and water is amazing by the way. It tastes like water but kind of vokda-y.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 05:07:32 2015 No.6717017 File: 17 KB, 211x211, 1352279692363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6715877 >Cold, Sugar & acid is how it's done. This is date rape tips too i guess

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:39:15 2015 No.6718682 >>6716860 >Vodka and water is amazing by the way. It tastes like water but kind of vokda-y. who'd a guessed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:45:41 2015 No.6718699 The main difference between cheap rail liquor and top shelf alcohol is most apparent in the feeling inside of your head the morning after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:47:04 2015 No.6718703 >>6715665 If you hate alcohol then definitely dont get the cheapest vodka, het a smooth vodka like grey goose that you cannot taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 17:08:17 2015 No.6719000 1. youre dumb 2. drink alcohol and get drunk, find out for yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 17:37:36 2015 No.6719078 >>6718699 Absolutely. I'm never going back to Sainsbury's Basics vodka or Tesco Everyday Value shit after having Stoli and tonic with lemon. All those morning afters feeling like complete shit for no good reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 18:11:01 2015 No.6719156 >>6718699 just drink water and take a couple of Tylenol before passing out onto your bed and you should be fine even with the cheaper shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:56:52 2015 No.6720087 >>6715665 If you aren't or get top shelf, it takes less, and it's clean. Don't feel quite as shitty day after

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:58:00 2015 No.6720089 >>6715665 Also c Vodka is a bad choice if you hate booze. Get something like frangelico tastes like chocolate cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:00:04 2015 No.6720095 >>6715751 Ironically Costco isn't really generic, it's just their private label. It is pretty clean of impurities Costco has good liquor and rally really bad beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:01:01 2015 No.6720098 >>6715665 Crown Royal Black and sweet tea. You're welcome.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:02:49 2015 No.6720102

Why are people even suggesting to get drunk on vodka if OP hates alcohol?
This is a troll thread right?
If OP cant stand the taste of alcohol he clearly wont be getting drunk on vodka.

Get a good gin OP, then mix it with some pure orange juice or some strong fruity or fizzy drink. You'l hardly taste the gin, after your first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:42:17 2015 No.6720174 >>6720095 do you know which brand does the kirkland vodka? The last time I tasted it, it tasted a bit like a cheaper brand but it could just be my mixer was fucking up the taste for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:45:34 2015 No.6720180 >>6720102 see >>6715743 >>6716618 Also I know many people that cant stand gin. I personally love the shit though.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:57:34 2015 No.6720204

I always took the scientific way of thinking, I am autism smart, ethanol = ethanol. I thought all liquor was the same. Until I bought a $7 Gallon of clear rum, gave myself 3rd degree burns and beat my girlfriend and dog. Now I don't buy anything cheaper than $12 a 1/5.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:59:26 2015 No.6720209 File: 15 KB, 138x450, 10475021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6720098 I second this or sweet tea with this

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 12:39:23 2015 No.6721437

The best drinks for people that dont like the taste of alcohol that ive found are just any cheap bottom shelf tequila mixed with sprite or sierra mist.. cant even taste any sourness. Another good one is captain morgan original spiced rum mixed with real Orange juice.. though it is more expensive.

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