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6711744 No.6711744 [Reply] [Original]

>this triggers flyovers/poor people

Why shouldn't I put ketchup on my hotdogs?

>> No.6711745

>>6711744

do you refuse to eat your vegetables also, underage?

>> No.6711749

I always put ketchup on my microwave hot dogs. I fail to see the problem.

>> No.6711750

>>6711745
No?

See how obviously triggered this guy is. Why does ketchup on hot dogs have this effect on people?

>> No.6711756

I put A1, swiss cheese and mushrooms on my hotdog.

>> No.6711757

>>6711750

> you are triggered because i am underage

LEL!

UPVOTE!

YAY REDDIT!

>> No.6711763

>>6711757
>Dat asspain
holy shit

>> No.6711770

>>6711763

> your ass is in pain because i am underage

LEL!

UPVOTE!

YAY REDDIT!

>> No.6711774

>>6711770
Flyoverbro, pls go rape your cousin.

>> No.6711778

>>6711774

> you live in illinois because i am underage

LEL!

UPVOTE!

YAY REDDIT!

>> No.6711779

>>6711770
I cant even tell who the OP is and who the shit talker is anymore

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>> No.6711783

>>6711778
I can almost smell your pizza sweats.

>> No.6711788

>>6711783

> you smell like a democrat voter because i am underage

LEL!

UPVOTE!

YAY REDDIT!

>> No.6711796

>>6711744
I only put ketchup and sauerkraut on my hot dog
Idk what the problem is

>> No.6711803

>>6711744
>>6711750
Op here, these posts are me. I haven't even been looking at this thread because my computer keeps shutting off.

See how triggered this guy is over ketchup?

I don't get it. It's not like it's a high quality piece of meat(s) or a high quality bun. It's a shitty poo person's food. Throwing other foods on it doesn't make it better, it's just masking how shit hot dogs are anyway. Ketchup and mustard makes them bearable and everyone always has those in their homes.

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6711848

>>6711803
>I'm not samefagging!
Screenshot or fuck you

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6711857

>>6711848
Sorry, I forgot how to prove it. Note the (you)s

>> No.6711883

>>6711803

> i need sugar gel to wash down food

yuropoor detected

>> No.6711890

>>6711744
meh, do what you want, personally I dislike ketchup on it because that's the way I always had it as a kid, I didn't get a choice in the matter, if I had a hotdog then it had ketchup on it period.

>> No.6711893

>>6711744
Eat all the ketchup you want. Drink it by the gallon for all I care. But you should never, ever, eat a hot dog.

>> No.6711897

>>6711744
It only bothers people from shitcago.

>> No.6711914

Shit thread/10. >>6711749 is the only cool poster here. Anyway, ketchup on hotdogs bothers people because the combo tastes like garbage. Not that it matters because most hotdogs taste like shit anyway. Hotdog tier list:
God tier- Nathan's hotdog with Gulden's spicy brown mustard and Heinz relish with diced sweet onions.
Literal shit tier- everything else.

>> No.6711927

>>6711914

> not yellow mustard and kraut

hispter detected

>> No.6711932

>>6711788
Kek

>> No.6711937

>>6711927
Yellow mustard goes below ketchup for me on the condiment tier list. It's like if you got a decent ketchup then added a bunch of tap water and vinegar. I don't understand why it's still a product.

>> No.6711943

>>6711937
>decent ketchup
decent mustard, apologies.

>> No.6711944

>>6711937

> i know nothing about mustard

kill yourself, virgin

>> No.6711947

Why do /ck/ mods let this shit stay alive? Do you even care about your responsibilities you signed up for?

>> No.6711949

>>6711944
Excellent and informative rebuttal, friend.

>> No.6711950

>>6711949

> waaaah mustard is ketchup

literally autistic argument

>> No.6711952

>>6711927
You've never had Hummell Brothers from CT. Put's Nathan's to shame.

And I still hate this thread.

>> No.6711957

>>6711943
>>6711950
Retard

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6711958

Some ketchup is alright. Just a thin line though, otherwise all you get is the ketchup taste. And dipping corn dogs in ketchup is delicious. Gotta have mustard to balance it out, though.

>> No.6711970

I only put ketchup on burgers/hotdogs
I've noticed though that Canadians put ketchup on EVERYTHING
Went to a diner with a bunch of Canadian tourists eating and they used so much ketchup you could smell the stench throughout the building

>> No.6711975

>>6711957

you are literally retarded (a democrat)

>> No.6711987

>>6711744
Dafq flyovers and poor idiots love ketchup on hotdogs.

>> No.6713431

There is absolutely nothing wrong with putting ketchup on a hot dog. If you're putting it on sausages though there's something wrong with you.

>> No.6713457

I've never seen someone think that ketchup on hot dogs is weird. Always seemed to be the favorite condiment where I've lived.

>> No.6713472

>acting like ketchup isn't the ultimate flyover alert

>> No.6713498

The problem with ketchup is that it's too sweet for hotdogs. Your hotdogs, you see, probably already have sugar in them. As a meat product, they've actually got a sweetness to them. Mustard will sit alongside flavors like that, ketchup, even in small amounts will overwhelm and mask them. However, if you don't have a somewhat practiced palate, I bet you don't even know what I'm talking about.

>> No.6713511

>>6711744
I'm a poor flyover and a hot dog is not complete without ketchup.

>> No.6713512

>>6713498
You're fucking retarded, hot dogs don't have sugar in them.

>> No.6713548

Fuck.

I just re-read the chow article earlier about why ketchup on hot dogs irks people, and their answer was basically that it's nothing more that etiquette, in a country that really doesn't have much food etiquette.

And I agree entirely, not that I've used ketchup since I was 10.

Seriously though, I used to do philosophy, and was concentrating on ordinary language/Wittgenstein, and really wanted to go on to argue against vegetarian/vegan shit on that basis (even though my professor was using those arguments for the opposite purpose).

Yes, it's kind of like saying it's tradition, so it's okay, but there's a much deeper argument there.

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6713596

>Google "ketchup on a hot dog"
>See this
>America literally has a National Hot Dog and Sausage Council
>There is such a thing as "hot dog etiquette"
>Etiquette
>In regards to a processed meat tube filled with the garbage parts of five different animals
>America

Jesus Christ smdh rn tbh lad

>> No.6713608

>>6713596

This is some next level autism god damn

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

>> No.6713806

>eating hotdogs
>eating proccessed cow anus

Guys please.

>> No.6713836

Being anti-ketchup-on-dogs is like being a furry

it doesn't necessarily mean that you're on the autism spectrum, it's just a strong indicator

>> No.6713843

>>6713608
>Don't...
>Send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretentious nature of hot dogs.

I think this one sums up how absurd this is. That said, I am anti-ketchup dog. Tastes like ass, if you're into that good for you.

>> No.6713858

>>6711756
Shit son, that sounds awesome

>> No.6714174

>>6711744
Actually poor people prefer ketchup because it's one of the cheapest condiments. Most things loaded with hfcs and various sugars are cheap.

>> No.6715278

>>6711745
Shit Chicagoans day...

I fucking laugh every time a Chicago native loses their shit over ketchup on a hot dog