/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6677217]

HI I'M GUY FEIRI

AND THIS

IS /CK/

[Anonymous No.6677218]

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[Anonymous No.6677219]

>>6677217

I'll take your little faggot ass to flavor town on your knees.

[Anonymous No.6677221]

WHEN I'M CRUISIN' AROUND IN THE CHERRY CAMERO, I SURE GET EXHAUSTED. IT'S NOT EASY HAULING AROUND MY ASS AND MY SHITHEAD FAMILY.

TODAY, WE'RE FLYIN' IN TO A PLACE CALLED THE GUIDO GREASE BALL. THIS PLACE, LOCATED IN MOBILE ALABAMA, REALLY GOT FUCKED UP BY THE BP OIL SPILL AND ALL THE LOCAL WILDLIFE IS EITHER DEAD, IN PAIN, OR COVERED IN SLICK BEAUTIFUL GREASE: THE WAY I LIKE IT. IT'S A QUIET TOWN WITH A LOT OF PROBLEMS, AND EVEN MORE OIL ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' PLACE.

LET'S CHECK OUT: THE GUIDO GREASE BALL

[Anonymous No.6677223]

HI I'M GUY FIERI AND WE'RE ROLLIN OUT

LOOKIN FOR /ck/'S BEST BAITERS, SHITPOSTS, AND MEMES

[Anonymous No.6677224]

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[Anonymous No.6677228]

>>6677217
>Feiri
Fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.6677241]

HERE I AM IN WEST TOP NORTH DAKOTA DISTICT OUT ON RUOTE 78. I GOT THE TOP DOWN, AND MY HAIR UP.

ME AND MY RIDER TRUCK OF CAMERA CREW START SNIFFING THE AIR AND FEEL LIKE A BURGER COMING ON, BUT LOW-AND-BEHOLD IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A PLACE TO FUCK UP A COW'S DAY

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT REAL DOWN HOLMES, FRIES AND PEANUT BUTTER, A PLACE TO BRAG ABOUT TO ALL YOUR FRIEND, MEAT-TEEPEE.

WELCOME TO: "THE OUTHOUSE."

[Anonymous No.6677248]

WHEN I'M CRUISIN' AROUND IN THE CHERRY CAMERO, I SURE GET EXHAUSTED. IT'S NOT EASY HAULING AROUND MY ASS AND MY SHITHEAD FAMILY.

TODAY, WE'RE FLYIN' IN TO A PLACE CALLED THE GUIDO GREASE BALL. THIS PLACE, LOCATED IN MOBILE ALABAMA, REALLY GOT FUCKED UP BY THE BP OIL SPILL AND ALL THE LOCAL WILDLIFE IS EITHER DEAD, IN PAIN, OR COVERED IN SLICK BEAUTIFUL GREASE: THE WAY I LIKE IT. IT'S A QUIET TOWN WITH A LOT OF PROBLEMS, AND EVEN MORE OIL ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' PLACE.

LET'S CHECK OUT: THE GUIDO GREASE BALL

[Anonymous No.6677252]

MAN, DRIVING AROUND WITH THE TOP DOWN IN THIS CALIFORNIA HEAT REALLY FUCKS WITH MY SCALP, AND WITH MY PERKY BLEACHED-BLONDE HAIR, IT'S A RECIPE TO MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. SOMETIMES, I'LL SCRATCH MY SCALP FOR HOURS AT A TIME, SOMETHING USUALLY RESERVED FOR THE BACK SEAT OF A RESTAURANT, WHEN I MAKE THE FOOD.

TODAY, WE'RE VISITING A PLACE CALLED BUTTFUCKERY. IT'S A LITTLE JOINT, BALLS DEEP IN THE ANUS OF SAN FRANSISCO.

THIS LITTLE BUTTERY TWINK OF A RESTAURANT HAS GOT EVERYTHING; HOT POCKETS STUFFED WITH GROUND BEEF AND TACO SAUCE, PASTRIES LOADED WITH STARBURSTS AND COUGH DROPS, AND LITTLE DISH THEY CALL "THE DOMESTIC ABUSE:" IT'S A BALL OF MEAT WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF KETAMINE. I CAN'T WAIT TO SCRATCH MY SCALP HERE

AT THE BUTTFUCKERY

[Anonymous No.6677255]

WHEN I'M CRUISIN' DOWN THE 104 ON MY WAY TO BALTIMORE, PASSING BY THE NIGGER RIOTS BEFORE I HIT UP 42 POUND OF FRIED BEEF AT THE COSTCO, I'LL PASS BY THIS JOINT: CHICKEN DICKERS.

IT'S GOT A RICH HISTORY, YOU KNOW, THE SAME PLACE WHERE NOGS GOT THEIR TEETH REMOVED BY FIREHOSES IN THE 1960? THE PLACE WHERE TED KACZYNSKI INSTILLED HIS HATERED FOR THE GOOD OL' U S OF A.

WELL I'M NOT HEAR FOR THE WATER PARKS, AND I'M NOT HERE TO INSTILL HATRED AGAINST THE UNITE STATES GOVERNMENT. I'M HERE TO EAT SOME GREAT, OLD FASIONED NIGGER FOOD; AT CHICKEN DICKERS

[Anonymous No.6677261]

SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T STOP SHITTING.

IT'S EMBARRASSING, BUT IT'S PART OF THE TRIPLE-D D EXPERIENCE. IT'S LIKE A TORRENT, OF BAD VIBES AND EVEN BADDER BATTER, A RICH AND SIMPLE STEW OF EVERYTHING YOU DON'T WANT.

THAT'S WHY THIS BALLPARK, THE KENWAY STATEHOOD, HAS 34 PORTABLE TOILETS, TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SOIL YOURSELF OUR THEIR REPUTATION OF HAVING DELICIOUS PORK-SKIN NACHOS.

[Anonymous No.6677263]

TODAY I'M ON AN ADVENTURE FOR VEAL. IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS, A BABY CALF STUFFED IN A BOX AND FORCED TO EAT CORN AND JELLYBEANS UNTIL IT DIES.

IT'S HARD TO FIND THE STUFF NOW-A-DAYS, THE COMMIES IN WASHINGTON HAVE BEEN TAKING IT OFF THE MENU EVER SENSE 1974. BUT THIS PLACE, IN MIDDLE OF SOUTH DAKODA, SPECIALIZES IN THE DISH. THEY'RE A DRIVE-THROUGH, ESTABLISHED IN 1982 ON A SACRED SPOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION. IF YOU CAN DODGE THE FILTHY INDIANS, AND SKIRT PAST THE PETA PROTESTERS YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A HUNK OF VEAL, COVERED IN KRAFT SINGLES, AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HALF-SHELLED PEANUTS.

WELCOME TO A PLACE CALLED: "THE SACRIMENT"

[Anonymous No.6677266]

HERE ON TRIPLE-D, WE'RE ALWAYS A FAN OF DINERS. IT'S ONE OF THE D'S WE USUALLY GIVE OUR VIEWERS BECAUSE THEY'RE A GREAT PLACE TO SCORE SOME HOME-COOKING AND A PERFECT PLACE TO DODGE THE COPS AFTER YOU PUNCH A HOMELESS WOMAN IN THE TIT AFTER SHE TOUCHES YOUR CAR.

THIS PLACE IS CALLED "THE SCAPE-GOAT," IN NOME ALASKA. IT WAS ESTABLISHED BY EX-CONVICTS AND THE STABBINGS ARE AS REAL AS IT GETS, JUST LIKE THE GRUB. BRING YOUR SWITCHBLADE AND YOUR APPETITE BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE THIS ONE FROM BEHIND

[Anonymous No.6677269]

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[Anonymous No.6677282]

>>6677221
>>6677248

Wow.

Way to dupe post you uncultured fuckface

[Anonymous No.6677286]

>>6677282

YOU SEE THIS TRIPLE STACK, BOURDAIN?

THIS WILL BE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES SHITGOBBLER I SWEAR TO CHRIST

[Anonymous No.6677287]

I'M AGGRO ABOUT FOOD

[Anonymous No.6677321]

>these filenames

Godspeed, OP

[Anonymous No.6677343]

kek

[Anonymous No.6677392]

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the mom and pop's
Guy Fieri ain’t bout this, Guy Fieri ain’t bout that
My boy a FB on fucking sandwich and them
He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Guy Fieri ain’t no hitta
Guy Fieri ain’t this
Guy Fieri a fake
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Y'all don’t dine with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a spatula
Flippin' them burgers and shit
Nigga been on tour since fuckin, I don’t know when!
Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Guy Fieri
I’m fucking beating they ass!
I’m not fucking playing no more
You know those niggas role with Lil' Greasy and them

[Anonymous No.6677418]

Guy Fieri is genuinely more sophisticated than the average /ck/ poster.

90% of threads are fast food/soda/candy

[Anonymous No.6677541]

>yfw you're going on location with a carload of qts

[Anonymous No.6677546]

>>6677541
>tfw you find out where you're really going