Fucking roommates

[Anonymous No.6662716]

Can we get a roommate complaint thread?

>2 days ago, make 8 quarts of fucking delicious chicken stock
>use it to make some chicken soup for roommates and I.
>put it in fridge
>cools into a fine jelly. feel like proud father
>be yesterday night
>one roommate tells me he threw away whatever was in that pot because "it went bad and had turned into jelly"
>mfw

got him to pay me some money but fucks sake really though

[Anonymous No.6662721]

>>6662716
>>6662716

to clarify i mean i put the remainder of the stock into the fridge.

[Anonymous No.6662722]

One time I threw out my roommate's moldy cantaloupe that had "melted" to the top of our microwave.

He was really mad at me. Still pissed off at me over it.

[Anonymous No.6662730]

>>6662716
at least you did something about it, some people are so passive aggressive with roommates when shit needs to be said and done.

[Anonymous No.6662738]

[Anonymous No.6662742]

>>6662716
my roommate never finishes her food. so theres always plates and bowls with food on them on top of our dishwasher (she never bothers to put it in and I dont because ... theres still food in it). so basically it sits there for a week, gets all moldy and gross until she decides to soak it in the sink for another week to get the crusty ass food off

only two more months ... two more months..........

[Anonymous No.6662750]

>>6662738
jesus i'm so triggered by this

[Anonymous No.6662758]

>>6662716
roommate still hasnt paid me back for the groceries I bought for her during our last food delivery (we dont have a car and theres a minimum charge for the delivery so we figured why not share and she doesnt have a credit card)

Ive asked her to pay me back several times, still nothing. First and last time Ill pay for her shit

[Anonymous No.6662777]

My roommate isn't that bad by most accounts, but she always leaves the cupboard and shit open, never refills the Brita pitcher when it's low, and runs the dishwasher every day. She's also a vegetarian, but ears frozen pizzas and some weird 'chili' with canned corn, frozen onions, and badly chopped tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.6662788]

>>6662716
I threw away a lone, stale whole wheat hamburger bun and my roommate got super pissed at me because he wanted to eat his black bean burgers on it. He is a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.6662792]

>>6662716
>being this poor

[Anonymous No.6662793]

>>6662716
Only 2 roommates over time.
First guy, just a few months a cool dude from South Africa, no complaints, especially since we both hated niggers.

2nd: A dude in Chelsea NYC, no real complaints but the our hours were opposite so it was a pain in the ass there and I hated living around all of the fucking homos there. He wasn't one and I wasn't one but Chelsea NYC is fucking homo central and I got out of there and got my own place when I could.

The building I was in was an old one from before 1900 and wasn't meant for fluttering faggits.

[Anonymous No.6662805]

>>6662793
This post reeks of a kid trying too hard to look cool

[Anonymous No.6662807]

>>6662793
How is anything you said relevant to the topic at all? This is a "roommate complaint" thread, not "discuss your secret anal rape fantasies involving basketball americans" thread.

[Anonymous No.6662818]

>>6662716
Not a room mate but same sort of story

>bought a imported Kobe Wagyu tenderloin for christmas and put it in the freezer
>went away for a business trip for 3 days
>ask my son to watch the house and left some money to buy some food
>come back 700 grams of Kobe beef missing
>son threw it away because it had white marbling and he thought it went bad
>slapped the shit out of him

Also no Kobe Wagyu for christmas. feels bad man

[Anonymous No.6662826]

>>6662818
sorry bro they don't import that shit you got gyp'd anyway.

[Anonymous No.6662909]

>>6662826
I guess you don't life were I do. Here in Amsterdam the Okura Hotel (Yamazato) uses the same importer as I do. Sorry to here you are not able to acquire fine food.

[Anonymous No.6662916]

>>6662909
Hey, at least I don't have a retarded son. :^)

[Anonymous No.6662961]

>>6662805
If that's what's you think mr experience then you must know it all. Why not tell us more, since you know everything?

[Anonymous No.6662962]

>>6662777
>he's also a vegetarian, but ears frozen pizzas and some weird 'chili' with canned corn, frozen onions, and badly chopped tomatoes.

That sounds like you're just trying to find stuff to complain about. Frozen pizza isn't fine dining, but come on man, be a mensch. And like the way you cut your tomatoes matters when you make any kind of veg stew (to avoid your triggerword). Frozen onions and canned corn aren't anything that weird either.

[Anonymous No.6662966]

>>6662807
Wow fag, you took some serious offence there. You might consider throwing that hate in the garbage bag, you hater of anyone that disagrees with your shit.

How like a fag you are. Anyone that disagrees with you, you hate. Do you lisp that too?

[Anonymous No.6662971]

Shared a house with my friend for a year or two. No real issues other than he would occasionally eat some of my food and replace it with generic brand stuff. Got off easy compared to some stories I've heard.

[Anonymous No.6662975]

>>6662716
>2 days ago
>notice 8 quarts of gross jelly in fridge
>throw it away like good roommate
>nigger of a roommate throws a hissy fit and demands I pay him for throwing away his "delicious chicken stock"

[Anonymous No.6662990]

>>6662962
Not everyone has to "fine dine" every minute of the day, sometimes a real guy just wants to left alone to eat some shit with nobody around. What's your fuckin' problem?

[Anonymous No.6662998]

>>6662971
Funny thing is that eventhough I was friends with my past roommate, once I was out of there, I didn't fuckin care, I was on my own and had other things to worry about than his feelings. Like fucking paying my own rent.

[Anonymous No.6663027]

>>6662990
That's my point, nothing wrong with eating what you like and doing what you feel like. I don't think we have a problem

[Anonymous No.6663058]

>>6662916
kek

[Anonymous No.6663107]

>have female roommate
>buy some carrots, making some delicious soup the next day
>next day
>bag of carrots is open
>all of them are still in there
>one of them doesn't look right
>take it out
>fucking vagina goo all over it
>throw the whole bag away

[Anonymous No.6663111]

>>6662716
>be successful
>buy a house
>never had to deal with roomies
>friends constantly bitch about shitty roommates being filthy and shit
>eternally grateful i dont have to put up with other peoples shit

although even with 3 dogs my house does get kinda lonely sometimes

[Anonymous No.6663375]

>>6662966
Aww, it looks like I hit a nerve. Tyrone didn't give you enough attention, did he?

[Anonymous No.6663388]

>>6662738

[Anonymous No.6663397]

>>6663107
I hope she at least washed it before she stuck it in there

Carrots are covered with feces from the mexican laborers who have to work 12 hours a day with no access to a bathroom

[Anonymous No.6663398]

>>6662916
Nice

[Anonymous No.6663405]

>>6662990
I do not see how this reply is even related to the post

[Anonymous No.6663414]

> 20-year old roommate from rich family that spoiled the fuck out of him
> Our apartment is his first time not living at home or on campus
> He still has a meal plan, despite us living a few miles from the school
> We lived about half a mile from the grocery store, so fuck that
> Anyways, going to the grocery store, ask him (for the first time) if he wants anything
> "What do they have"
> "It's a grocery store."
> "Yeah, but like, what kind of food?"
> "It's a general grocery store."
> "Oh, so I could like, get anything?"
> "If you give me money, yeah."
> He stops and ponders for a minute
> "Can you get me a jug of Arizona, ice cream sandwiches, ruffles, and that onion dip?"
> I oblige, and come home later with a 12-pack of ice cream sandwiches, the Arizona jug, and the chips and dip
> He sees his goods and gets a fat grin on his face
> Rips open the box of ice cream sandwiches and starts eating
> I go to the bathroom to pee
> I come back out and he's on his third ice cream sandwich
> Drinking Arizona straight from the jug with it
> I stop paying attention
> Go to my room to get work done
> Few hours later I go to make dinner
> See roommate with my pillow over his face, laying on the couch
> Walk into the kitchen
> Empty ice cream sandwich box sitting on the counter next to an empty Arizona jug, an empty bag of chips, and a half-eaten open jar of dip
> Apparently was the first time he got to choose his own groceries

[Anonymous No.6663431]

>>6663414

Same roommate a month later.

> Getting close to Halloween time
> Buy a big $12 bag of Reese's for the apartment
> Put them in a nice container in the middle of the table
> Roommate eyes them
> Asks what they're for
> Tell him they're for the apartment, for guests and shit
> "Oh, so anyone can have them?"
> "Yeah, I guess"
> They lasted two days
> Roommate reeked of peanut butter
> Buy new bag
> Confront him about eating all the other candy
> "You said anyone could have it."
> "Yeah, in moderation."
> "Oh so just don't eat all of them?"
> I'm feeling like maybe I explained this poorly the first time and give him the benefit of the doubt
> "Yeah, make them last, don't just eat all of them."
> Pour new bowl with $12 of Reese's
> Next day
> See container has three candies left on the bottom
> Roommate walks by without looking at me, jug of Arizona in hand
> Silent rage

[Anonymous No.6663435]

>>6663431

This guy sounds like he has special needs and not a spoiled rich kid.

[Anonymous No.6663440]

>>6663431

Same roommate, few weeks later.

> Buy bag of Oreos
> Know I'm not going to eat them all but fuck sharing with this guy
> Eat a few then go out for the night
> Come back expecting them to be ravaged
> Row still as I left it
> Pleasantly surprised
> Have a few oreos a day for a week or so
> Peel back the case to get to more
> All of the cookies I see are without filling
> Peel case back all the way
> All the remaining cookies (2/3 of the bag) are without filling
> Cookies are all there, but stuck together without filling
> Few of them look wet still
> Confront my roommate about them
> "Oh. Yeah. That wasn't me. That's weird. Maybe you should take them back and get more."

[Anonymous No.6663442]

>>6663435
Kind of the same thing when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.6663450]

>>6663435

No, dude was just from a really, REALLY weird family. He got his first girlfriend near the end of my first year with him, video called his dad, and the first thing his dad asked was what her sexual history was, and if she had STD's. Literally the first thing. I was in the room listening to this guy discuss this with his dad before basic questions like age, major, what the fuck she looked like, etc.

[Anonymous No.6663459]

>>6663440
Kekked. Sticking the Oreos back together takes time and effort too. Is your roommate a fatass?

[Anonymous No.6663466]

>>6663414
>>6663431

That's kind of cute, sort of in the same way when you watch a blind dog walk into random things.

[Anonymous No.6663467]

>>6663440
>eating a whole row of just the filling

Was Reginald your roommate?

[Anonymous No.6663471]

>>6662716
Should stock turn into jello?

[Anonymous No.6663476]

>>6663471

If you made it by boiling a chicken, yes, the stock will be full of collagen which forms a gel when it cools.

[Anonymous No.6663484]

>Bring home half a Subway sandwich, restaurant leftovers, etc.
>put in fridge with "NOT FOR <ROOMMATE'S NAME>" written all over them.
>go to work or out with friends, sometimes get offered food and decline because excited for leftovers
>come home, roommate has eaten whatever I was saving
>confront him
>"But I was so hungry!!"

[Anonymous No.6663494]

>>6663476
Glad I don't eat soups.

[Anonymous No.6663499]

>>6663484
That's when you buy all of your food while out and plan to leave.

[Anonymous No.6663613]

>>6663459

No, dude was naturally ripped. Uncoordinated as fuck though. Whenever we played basketball, the other team would see him and start to gameplan. Then he'd touch the ball and the entire gameplan would flip.

[Anonymous No.6663624]

>>6662793
wow man, how was living in Chelsea NYC? sounds like such a cool place to live, Chelsea NYC!

[Anonymous No.6663631]

>>6662716

>come home one day
>check the fridge
>it's like 60°
>panic
>realize retard roommate put this huge pot of boiling shit in here
>he hasn't even been home all day, the fridge must have been fucked up got hours
>throw it straight out the back door
>have to buy ice from 7/11 to get everything back down to temp in time
>make the retard pay me from the spoiled milk and meat I bought
>threaten to kick him out anyway, its not like he even has a job, the checks he pays me with still have his mom's name on them ffs
>through his crashed door see him laying in trash, posting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.6663632]

>>6662716
>college
>roommate chews and snorts like a warthog when eating (i'll let you guess where he came from)
>invariably eats in the room, when im there
>never seems to eat anywhere else
>once he was eating jelly
>slipped, spilled
>never cleaned it up
>left for winter break, he said he'd lock up and clean the room
>come back, got fined for mess, fucking jelly still on the floor
>also he ate shit that fell on the floor, but peeled apples before eating them (?)

[Anonymous No.6663636]

>>6663440

Same roommate, end of the quarter.

> His papa bear comes to visit
> The dad is equally derp
> Sees that roommate only has onion dip and Arizona jugs in the fridge
> Dad scoffs and takes roommate to the store
> They come back with more chips/dip/Arizona, and the prize of the trip, a 10 lb bag of frozen uncooked chicken wings
> Roommate proudly shows me what his dad bought him
> "That's nice. How are you going to cook those?"
> Keep in mind roommate has no dishes, pots, pans, anything. All he has is a jar of french onion dip, Ruffles, and a few jugs of Arizona
> "I can cook them anon it won't be hard"
> "What sauce are you going to use for them?"
> "Oh I don't need sauce"
> That night, roommate goes in kitchen
> Tears open bag of raw chicken wings
> Pulls one out
> Sniffs it
> Shrugs
> Realizes he has no plates, so instead of asking, puts it on a piece of paper towel (which was technically still mine)
> Puts it in the microwave
> Microwaves for five minutes
> Pulls it out
> Wing is slimy and smells like ass
> Only partially cooked
> He looks at it
> Smells it
> Tosses it and the paper towel in the trash
> Walks out of the room to go do something else
> Freezer door still open with unsealed bag of raw wings
> Offered to help him cook them later and he tried to tell me he "cooked his fine," and just wasn't hungry
> Open bag sat in the fridge, covered in ice crystals, the entire rest of the time I lived there

[Anonymous No.6663648]

>>6663450
Have you posted this before by any chance? The calling the dad part sounds really familiar.

[Anonymous No.6663681]

>>6663648

Surprisingly not. Maybe it's just not that uncommon for a derp to beget a derp?

[Anonymous No.6663686]

>>6663681
>Not wondering about a woman's downstairs business in the year of our lord 2015.

[Anonymous No.6663692]

>>6663431
Did this once at a friends place with werthers original(the ones with the gooey inside) I was really baked and ate the whole bag. Well I guess we all shared but I ate 3/4 at least while playing super Mario all stars.

[Anonymous No.6663706]

>>6663681
I dunno man. Just the part about the dad and the wings was a massive deja vu moment for some reason.

[Anonymous No.6663759]

>have middle shelf in the fridge
>defying science, the middle shelf gets the coldest
>literally sub zero cold
>top shelf stays warm
>everyone keeps turning the fridge temp right down because their concentrated mango juice isn't chilly :^(
>meanwhile i wake up every morning to cracked eggs that experience freeze thaw erosion and fresh trout that is frozen solid

[Anonymous No.6663809]

>>6662716
Oh wow that would make me so mad

[Anonymous No.6663879]

>own my own house but have housemates to help pay mortgage
>one day housemate "Chris" gets a girlfriend
>shes comes over for dinner, he's going to cook for her, only thing I've ever seen him make is Ramen and microwaved meals
>cooks premixed veges in microwave for her
>pan fries crumbed chicken breast
>ketchup over everything on both of their plates
>they settle on couch to eat his meal, how romantic
>2 minutes later "Chris, my chicken is undercooked!"
>Glance over and see pink wet chicken
>It's ok love, I'll fix it

mfw he takes her plate back into the kitchen and microwaves it for 5 minutes

They break up a week later.

[Anonymous No.6663998]

>>6663759
We have the same problem. I found out that our food freezes because it touches the back wall of the fridge which contains the cooling coils. Try placing your food in a way so that it doesnt touch the wall.

[Anonymous No.6664005]

>>6663494
Why?

[Anonymous No.6664011]

>>6663759
Don't keep eggs in the fridge. Eggs last for a month at room temperature.

[Anonymous No.6664019]

>>6662916
REKT

[Anonymous No.6664037]

>>6662738

[Anonymous No.6664038]

>>6662916
damn, that was good

[Anonymous No.6664042]

>>6663636
how the fuck did you end up living with this subhuman?

[Anonymous No.6664051]

>>6663107
It's a sign, she wants to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.6664052]

>>6664037
Can you say that he's even wrong?

[Anonymous No.6664053]

>>6663692
Nice

[Anonymous No.6664062]

>>6663107

just wash it off and eat it, you privileged fucking carrot-waster

[Anonymous No.6664069]

>>6664042

Random assignment for off-campus housing. I had just transferred schools so I didn't know anybody to room with.

Figured the dude couldn't be that dysfunctional, considering he was in a STEM field at one of the top schools in the world. Was so wrong.

[Anonymous No.6664070]

>>6664069
>STEM
>top schools

m8 that means completed messed up socially.

source: STEM major

[Anonymous No.6664074]

>>6664069
>Figured the dude couldn't be that dysfunctional, considering he was in a STEM field

[Anonymous No.6664079]

>>6664069
I lived in an off campus apartment. It was me and my best friend and the third bedroom was random assigned. In 3 years living there we had a different roommate each year. One of them was very similar to the roommate you describe. Pic related, in the background

[Anonymous No.6664085]

>>6663431
>>6663440
>>6663636

Jesus christ that's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.6664098]

>>6664070
Bullshit. I'm almost housewife level and still in ChE major

[Anonymous No.6664102]

>>6664098
I wish I had QT housewife ChE major. My girlfriend is a nasty bio major. She can't even into numerical analysis.

[Anonymous No.6664105]

>>6664098
Okay, you got me. For some odd reason all the ChemEs I know are well adjusted people. Anything approaching computers is horrible though.

[Anonymous No.6664106]

>>6664102
That's just sad. I'm damn lucky to have a q3.14 Chemistry major.

[Anonymous No.6664111]

>>6664105
>all the ChemEs I know are well adjusted people

at my school, social adjustment tiers in the stem field went

1. civil
2. chem
3. biomed

POWER GAP

10^10 computer, electrical, mechanical, everything else

[Anonymous No.6664114]

>>6664105
ChE is for people not crazy enough to take Chemistry alone, but smart enough to work out engineering. It makes for decent and down to earth people most of the time.

[Anonymous No.6664118]

>>6664114
what about people like me that are biochemistry + chemE double majors?

[Anonymous No.6664144]

>go to AIChE meetings
closest thing to socialites in STEM

>go to IEEE meetings
awkward people that can't keep eye contact in a conversation

I kind of wish ChemE interested me more than EE, because man most people in EE are weird as hell.

[Anonymous No.6664159]

>>6664144
There is weird people everywhere, but no one wants to work with some asshole or shy violet when dealing with a reactor that's potentially dangerous. Those that can't work in group are pruned, so you get at least functional humans at the end,

[Anonymous No.6664220]

>>6662916
Ayyyyy

[Anonymous No.6664230]

>>6663636
Dude, more stories.

[Anonymous No.6664239]

>>6664230
Seconded. I need more of this guy.

[Anonymous No.6664401]

>>6662916
LOL

[Anonymous No.6664426]

>>6662916
>come back to /ck/ 4 hours later
>still just as funny

[Anonymous No.6664445]

>>6662916

Fukkin shredded

[Antarctica No.6664454]

>>6662818
>freezing kobe beef
You deserved whatever you got

[Anonymous No.6664559]

>>6663107
what the fuck man

i probably would have just taken it out and left it front of her room. as well as brought it up with her and told her to never fucking do that again

[Anonymous No.6664564]

>>6663107
>thing that never happened

[Anonymous No.6664683]

>>6664454

Isn't meat generally shipped frozen

[Anonymous No.6664698]

>>6663879
is this when Ja/ck/s cooking career started?

[Anonymous No.6664700]

>>6664683
No, they usually ship the cow in the package

[Anonymous No.6664701]

>>6664683
When I worked for walmart the meat would come on the same refrigerated truck as the produce except in separate compartments. It was then wheeled into its own cooler, not a freezer.

[Anonymous No.6664723]

>>6664144

top lel, this guy was EE

>>6663636

same roommate, first outing together

> Going to the grocery store
> Inform roommate
> His ears perk at the idea of more onion dip and jugs of Arizona
> Starts to make me a list
> Shit's getting expansive
> Tell him to just go with me (place is literally 2 minutes away)
> He obliges, and we go to the store
> Gets his jugs and dip
> Floats over to the bakery area
> Sees pack of 50 cookies for $6
> He's in disbelief at the amount of cookies
> Grabs a container
> "Just a heads up that those are hard and not very good"
> Figured would warn him, since he'd apparently never been to the store before
> He looks at me, makes a face like he's sniffing a turd and then walks away
> We pay for our shit
> He spends ten minutes applying for a club card
> Eventually get out of there
> Get back
> He tears into the cookies
> Shoving them into his mouth
> Puts down about 4 or 5
> Slows up
> Thumbs around the sheet, feeling the cookies
> Looks at me
> "Anon, can you take me back to the store?"
> "Why?"
> "I want to return these cookies. They're not very good."
> "No."
> He protests, but I'm not about to drive back to the store so he can try to return a $6 carton of cookies that he's already abused
> I go to our room (yes, we shared a fucking room, which I have substantial shitty stories about) to get some work done
> Come back out and he's dipping the cookies in Arizona
> About 20 cookies gone
> Other roommate tells me he asked him to take him to the store to return them the next day

[Anonymous No.6664751]

>go backpacking in Czech Republic
>staying in hostel
>one guy comes in, jumps on a bed and breaks it
>sleeps on the floor in his sleeping bag for a week

[Anonymous No.6664773]

My roommate was a whiny cunt and it wouldn't surprise me if I'd see him in one of these threads

every little mess or every little food I took from him he started crying about.

>there's some crumbs on the counter and dishes in the sink I can't cook now because I'm retarded
fuck you

[Anonymous No.6664777]

I'm so sick of my 400lb roommate leaving rice of some kind in the stove.

[Anonymous No.6664779]

how the fuck do you meet these people? how the fuck does any of this even happen? seriously this sounds like it's out of a fucking cartoon or something

[Anonymous No.6664783]

>>6664723
did you fuck?

[Anonymous No.6664786]

>>6664723
I like shitty safeway cookies as much as the next guy, as well as enjoying awful Arizona tea.. but dipping cookies in that? Fucking pig slob disgusting and you're a fucking beta for not slapping that shit out of his hand.

[Anonymous No.6664789]

>>6663624
kek

[Anonymous No.6664841]

>>6664723
>>6664723
stories about the room pl0x

[Anonymous No.6664900]

>>6664783
Actually yes. But that's not /ck/ related so I'm not gonna bother telling it. I can tell you about the time I came home to a literal pool of Arizona iced tea in the living room though

[Anonymous No.6664906]

>>6664900
Tell us

[Anonymous No.6665022]

>roommate puts coke can in the freezer
>it explodes
>doesn't clean up
>weeks later
>i clean it up

[Anonymous No.6665108]

>>6663636
>>6663440
>>6663431
>>6663414
pasta

[Anonymous No.6665151]

>>6662916

[Anonymous No.6665365]

>>6662758

>expecting money back from someone not responsible enough to have a credit card

I'd say you learned a good lesson that day, anon

[Anonymous No.6665368]

>>6662793

This guy really wants to be Bret Easton Ellis

[Anonymous No.6665379]

>>6665365
>having a credit card ever

[Anonymous No.6665405]

>>6662818
>slapping your kid over some shitty beef

[Anonymous No.6665411]

>>6662716
>college roommate. 5 of us chose to live together, take 1 random
>random roommate tells us he took out a 2500 dollar student loan from the school for food this year
>u wat?
>buys 18 packs of monster, red bull, 2 gallons of whole milk and lots of brand name sugary cerial
>all his food goes bad as he plays LoL
>he fails a semester
>his mom pulls him out of school, he leaves all his shit and doesn't come back
>we have to clean all his stuff
Thanks for the cerial tho

[Anonymous No.6665419]

My roomate buys hamburger meat and eats it raw with a fork.

He just forks a clump out, sprinkles some salt on it, and eats it right up.

He also was secretly feeding my cat raw chicken and we almost got into a fistfight over it.

[Anonymous No.6665446]

>>6665419
>My roomate buys hamburger meat and eats it raw with a fork.

Isn't that kinda like eating mett?

[Anonymous No.6665447]

>>6665419
you do realize cats murder things and eat them raw, particularly birds?

[Anonymous No.6665450]

>>6665419
if the meat is fresh ground i don't see a problem with that, i mean tartare is a thing after all.

[Anonymous No.6665459]

>>6665447

if it was some sort of local farm chicken I wouldn't mind, but you cannot trust store bought chicken

[Anonymous No.6665461]

>>6665419
For the cats, raw chicken is actually fine. One of my friends has her cat on a completely raw chicken diet and the cat's perfectly healthy.

If you're concerned about salmonella, cats and dogs naturally have salmonella in their GI tract, so even if the chicken is contaminated, it's not like it's some foreign bacterial infection that your cats digestive system will try to diarrhea out.

[Anonymous No.6665467]

>>6665461
>>6665419
In your defense though, I doubt your room mate was aware of any of this and was just feeding your cat random shit, which should prompt some argument.

[Anonymous No.6665473]

>>6665459
what exactly do you think a chicken is going to have that a wild bird won't?

you understand that wild animals are filthy?

[Anonymous No.6665491]

>room mate eats up all of my rice, vegetables, fruits, meats, pickles, bread, etc. without buying any of it
>only groceries he buys are hot pockets and totinos pizza rolls, which no one else in the house eats
>ask him to start helping with the groceries if he's going to be eating so much of them
>"what do you mean? I help out a bunch with the groceries, the hot pockets, pizza rolls, and pepsis are for the house"
The thing is, I think he legitimately believes that buying shit that no one else eats is "helping out".

[Anonymous No.6665632]

>>6665459
>Can't trust chicken that grows in an environment where everything is carefully controlled including temperature and outside influences
>trusts some random chicken shit farmer that could be raping his chicken for all you know

Local reared will taste better but don't pretend it is safer when it isn't

[Anonymous No.6665685]

>tfw my roommate just leaves empty milk bottles in the fridge and paracetamol boxes in the draw

Am I a wizard?

[Anonymous No.6665696]

>>6662716
my ex-roommate would always use my cast iron pan and leave it dirty until the next time he used it, which was the next day. it really bothered me because I would go to use it and see it dirty and have to wash it and put it away and then id come back and itd be fucking dirty again. he also left huge messes out sometimes and just didn't clean up until it got really bad. he'd put garbage out the bag door and squirrels and even the dog would get to it and rip it up, making the mess hed have to clean up in the end even worse. he was really horrible in some ways.

[Anonymous No.6665866]

>>6664783
>>6664900

not me. dude had terrible hygiene would not even touch with a stick.

>>6665108

nah, this shit def happened; this is just the first time I'm typing it out

[Anonymous No.6665914]

>>6665491
Don't be so harsh on him anon, for all we know, he probably works in a position that receives no monetary compensation

[Anonymous No.6665934]

>>6665866
I can't handle the suspense, also my break is over in 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.6665947]

>>6662916
ANAL_RUIN.AVI

[Anonymous No.6666008]

>>6664011
USA has strange regulations regarding eggs that makes them spoil if not kept in the fridge at all times

[Anonymous No.6666024]

>>6665491
Why did you allow it though? What is up with sharing food? It's almost never fair and it's not cheaper at all.

[Anonymous No.6666047]

>>6664779
Well anon, I'm glad you asked.
I've met all my roommates through friends or people I was dating. They always seemed great at first and we would get a long really well. But that's because I had them in small doses.
Until you move in with someone, you don't truly see how they live. Once you do, though, it becomes hard to get out of that situation.

That's how I got to witness some really heinous behavior over the years.
Still have a shitty roommate too. But it's my boyfriend's friend, so I can't get rid of him.

[Anonymous No.6666061]

>>6662916
>Hey, at least I don't have a retarded son. :^)

[Anonymous No.6666522]

>>6665447

If my roommate gave my cat anything questionable without talking to me, it would be a big fucking problem.

[Anonymous No.6666533]

>>6662916
REKT CITY

[Anonymous No.6666542]

>>6665491
You both sound shitty.

>Don't like something
>expect roommate to notice and change behavior
>non-confrontational beta faggot

[Anonymous No.6666543]

>>6662738

[Anonymous No.6666549]

>>6663375
fucking keks man

[Anonymous No.6666550]

>>6662916
This gets funnier with every reply I read

[Anonymous No.6666557]

>>6663107
>vagina goo

[Anonymous No.6666565]

The one time I ever had a female roommate she was dumb as could be when it came to anything food related. Nearly burned the kitchen down when she forgot about things in the oven or on the stove.

Also numerous times I would see here pour the last bit of juice, milk, gatorade, whatever out of the jug and then put the empty jug back into the fridge.
Triggered the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.6666572]

>>6666557
I'm sorry, are you unfortunate enough to have never been around a vagina and thusly are unaware of what cervical mucus is?

[Anonymous No.6666580]

>>6662916
>>6665108
some one please save these

[Anonymous No.6666595]

>>6664723
You're actually a really nice room mate to let him live like that.

[Anonymous No.6666608]

>>6662916
>>6663058
>>6663398
>>6664019
>>6664038
>>6664220
>>6664401
>>6664426
>>6664445
>>6665151
>>6665947
>>6666061
>>6666533
>>6666550
>>6666580
all me ;)

[Season's greetings from [s4s](...) No.6666665]

>>6666595
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favorite band announces a new album
wew lad

[Anonymous No.6666712]

>>6666665
>[s4s] screwed up a get
Missed. Nice job, retard.

[Anonymous No.6666727]

>>6666608
You made my day

[Anonymous No.6666736]

>>6666572
I am well aware, just never heard "vagina goo" and I thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.6666750]

>>6664723
>shopping at a grocer that doesn't have 10/10 awesome baked goods

[Anonymous No.6666757]

>>6666750
sometimes people don't have a viable option, get your head out of your ass, cracker

[Anonymous No.6666765]

>>6666665
so close

Can we still say, woah?

[Anonymous No.6666784]

>>6666047
Kick him out so I can be your perfect roommate. I'll even pay rent with sexual favors for you and your boyfriend. Pls bby

[Anonymous No.6666788]

>>6662909

japan product only, where it is dishonor to smuggle it out of the country.

haha white people.

[Anonymous No.6666808]

>>6662916
lel/10

[Anonymous No.6666811]

>>6666666

[Anonymous No.6666823]

>>6666666

[Anonymous No.6666830]

>>6666811
>>6666823
It was a shitpost from 2^3chan. Nothing interesting.

[Anonymous No.6666834]

>>6666830
damn, what a waste

[Anonymous No.6666835]

I own my home and rented out a room to a friend when he was struggling. Things were gravy until he got his first ever girlfriend.

Not that she was rude or mean or anything, but she was over every night, essentially meaning that I had two more people in my home than I was used to.

I guess I'm a bit of an aspie for having it bother me, but you know, it was my home, and I also worked from home, so having someone I didn't invite there every day grinded my gears.

They did stay in his room the entire time but sometimes a guy wants to fap without having some stranger walk in on him (I had converted the living room to my office).

Holy shit I'm blogging I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.6666845]

>>6665866
na ive heard those before

[Anonymous No.6666846]

>>6662916
THAT'S GOLD! JERRY, GOLD!

[Anonymous No.6666852]

>>6666835

I did once have a female roommate who went through toilet paper like no man's business.

Without hyperbole, she went through a roll a day.

One roll. One day.

We initially had gone in with each other on toiletries and other household items but I backed out of that right fucking quick. She also had this habit wherein if her boyfriend (whom also lived in the house) wasn't home, she'd walk around with nothing on but a housecoat and without doing it up.

Annoying as shit because I did NOT want any part of that.

[Anonymous No.6666857]

>>6666852

was she hot or u gay?

[Anonymous No.6666871]

>>6662916

[Anonymous No.6666875]

>>6666857

No, she was not attractive, getting fat, and I was dating my future wife at the time. I'm a huge fucking pervert who has a bit of trouble not sleeping around, to be honest, but I felt literally no desire to touch this woman, ever.

[Anonymous No.6666909]

>>6666608
:(

[Anonymous No.6666949]

>>6666608
>implying

[Anonymous No.6666974]

>>6666608
>all me ;)

[Anonymous No.6666981]

>>6662793
>no complaints, especially since we both hated niggers.

wow stormfront gorilla marketing is real

[Anonymous No.6667022]

>going to college
>kind of getting all my shit sorted out at last minute
>have a friend who's a "best friend"
>our families have known each other forever, etc.
>I like him but he's a dick. He's the friend that when others ask myself & friend group why we hang with him we tell them "he's an asshole, but he's our asshole"
>also this dude parties like a motherfucker and always shares his drugs/booze and is insanely good at picking up chicks so he's fun to chill/party with
so anyway
>going to same college as this dude (from here on out calling him A)
>I'm pretty stoked to go away to college, meet new people, get away from the general shittiness of our small town
>also I'm closeted bisexual so i'm hoping this will be my chance to "experiment"
>A tells me we should be roomies
>tell him "yeah that'd be kinda rad, i'm doing my stuff so close to the final date I doubt I'll get a choice though haha"
>even though he's a good buddy I don't really wanna have to share a room with him
>he tells me when he was signing up for residence he requested me as his roommate
>god damn
>tell him I will as well, don't really plan to
>tell my parents about this and about my reservations of rooming with him
>"he's not great at keeping personal spaces clean, I kind of want to get out and meet other people etc. etc."
>parents somehow guilt me into at the very least requesting his name for a roommate
>they make me believe my own lie that since it's so close to the start date of classes we likely won't get put together anyways
>"but you can't lie to him, that's not right" they say
>god dammit
>okay
>do it
>moving in process begins; lo and behold one of my roommates is A
>sonofabitch

1/?

[Anonymous No.6667036]

>>6667022
>closeted bisexual

fuggin homo

but pls continue

[Anonymous No.6667042]

>>6666666

[Anonymous No.6667047]

>>6667022
Tell usssss

[Anonymous No.6667062]

been very lucky with roommates.

only time I've been in a situation is when one of my roommates had never washed dishes before and thought she didn't have to, so she didn't.

eventually one of my other roommates bagged all of her dirty dishes and left them in a garbage bag in first roommate's room on top of the bed over break.

luckily didn't attract pests.

[Anonymous No.6667074]

>>6667022
You are one of the most massive cucks i have ever read about

[Anonymous No.6667078]

>>6667042
Did this really happen?

[Anonymous No.6667104]

Roommate ddid dishes, kept room clean but he'd leave empty plastic bags in the fridge.

Like a bag of garlic would get used up but he'd leave the empty bag in there.

I'd be pulling out bags with crumbs of their former remnants.

Not really that bad though.

[Anonymous No.6667247]

My roommate won't share her air horn with me.

[Anonymous No.6667297]

I had a roommate who left most of a rotisserie chicken in the fridge during winter break, leaving me to clean it up. That stench when I got back...

[Anonymous No.6667307]

>>6666875
But she clearly had good hygiene

[Anonymous No.6667457]

>>6667022
Thanks for posting the rest of the story nigger. It's been almost 3 hours. What.. do you have a cock to suck and fuck you cuck?

[Anonymous No.6667491]

>eat roommate's four pieces of leftover pizza after a night out
>overcompensate by bringing home roommate's favorite chinese food the next day ($$)
>hear about eating the leftover shit-tier frozen pizza for a week
>wtf

[Anonymous No.6667498]

>>6662916
overrated post

[Anonymous No.6667546]

>renting a room from a friend's grandmother
>friend lives with her too
>friend loses her job for a bullshit reason
>claims to apply for other jobs over the course of some months but never lands another job
>just sits at home and plays League of Legends while Skyping with her try-hard tough guy friends
>continues to gain weight and stops handling basic responsibilities
>come home from work every night and she'll tell me I need to do the dishes
>see her in the fridge almost every time I'm out of my room
>find out that she and her grandmother are both eating my food
>she gets mad whenever I cook enough for one meal and occasionally tried to pick at my food
>gets upset with me whenever I don't want to buy her stuff
>dishes pile up in her room
>find a bottle of ranch dressing in there on occasion
>eventually she wants to move back in with her mom in Virginia, and says I'm able to go with her if I wanted to
>her grandmother advises me not to, because friend's mother is batshit insane
>later decline friend's offer to move in
>mfw they only lasted in their new house for two months and had to move back Arizona
>mfw she wanted to come back to her grandmother's house, but was denied
>mfw I move out and live with a qt co-worker

[Anonymous No.6667575]

>>6665379
>not being an adult and building credit

[Anonymous No.6667639]

>>6666750

If I want 10/10 awesome baked goods, I'll bake awesome 10/10 baked goods. School was in a crazy fucking expensive city, so chain grocery > overpriced anything else.

>>6666845

Nah. Unless you're friends with me on FB? And even then I don't think I posted about that shit. Don't really think it's interesting enough to be pasta anyways.

[Anonymous No.6667660]

>>6664841

Posted about this on /b/ once a year or so back, so someone, by some off chance, may have heard this one. Same roommate.

> Roommate asks me to buy him alcohol
> Tell him no
> We're in a city where grocers can't sell hard alcohol and I don't want to go find a liquor store for him
> Few days later he comes home drunk
> Went to a party with other roommate and apparently drank for the first time
> Guy is sloppy, being held up by other roommate
> I'm in bed when they come in
> Help other roommate put him to bed
> Probably should have asked more questions but I was watching Netflix and Fringe was heating up
> Fringe ends, he's in bed with all of his clothes (including shoes, jacket, etc) still on
> Turn off the light to go to sleep
> Light's off for about 15 seconds when I hear the sound of vomit
> Run to the light
> Turn it on and look around
> The room is empty
> So confused
> Hear vomiting again
> Ears locate the source
> It's coming from under my bed
> Rip my sheet up
> Roommate is under my bed, wearing only his tighty whities and a single sock, vomiting on/in my shoes
> Underwear is also covered in vomit
> Can't comprehend how he got out of his clothes and under my bed so quickly after the light went off
> Was literally less than 20 seconds
> He goes to bed in our bathtub while I clean his puke

[Anonymous No.6667674]

>>6667660

> I go home that weekend
> Only food left was a half-full bottle of Parrot Bay in the freezer
> Mixing alcohol that I had bought for Pina Coladas, because I'm comfortable enough to admit that shit is delicious
> Anyways, come back on Sunday
> Roommates are giggling together, drunk in the living room
> Bottle of Parrot Bay down to a swallow in the freezer
> They really thought I wouldn't notice
> Ended up just laughing at them stealing cheap coconut mixing rum to get drunk, only to sit in our apartment watching Justice League

[Anonymous No.6667675]

If I read this, I realise how good of a roommate I had
He had this muscle disease in is hands so he can't use them very well
Can't really cook because of that holding a knife is hard lifting a pan etc..
Feel bad for him cause he lives off those cheap microwave meals
Start to cook for him, guy is happy as hell
He buys an easy peeler and one of those nicer dicer things just so he can atleast help a little with preparing food

[Anonymous No.6667715]

>>6665632
umm have you ever seen the inner workings of a large scale commercial poultry farm?
that shit is so unspeakably horrifying
there's a reason big meat companies like Perdue never let anyone see inside their farms
check out some breaking and entering films on youtube

[Anonymous No.6667726]

old roommate would eat food that I was planning my meals around because he 'was really hungry'
kind of annoying to have to go to the store when I had my shit all covered

current roommates are super messy, but largely contained to their own spaces
one dude doesn't cook
other dude cooks the worst cheap shit and leaves dishes around for a long time
neither of them clean their shit out of the fridge so it just sits and goes bad

[Anonymous No.6667734]

korean housemate made broths/soups using dried anchovies sometimes.
whole house stank. was gag inducing.

[Anonymous No.6667868]

>>6667734
I'm living with a couple atm, I sometimes eat small portion of their food that's in the fridge when they're not home. Or I might eat a bit of chocolate from a opened block of theirs. They haven't said anything.

[Anonymous No.6667901]

>>6666608
>>6666949

thx friend. :)

[Anonymous No.6668265]

>Found a super cheap place off campus for the summer
>Have to live with 3 other people
>This won't be too bad
>Arrive
>Kitchen is a fucking third world country
>Everything smells awful, dirty dishes everywhere (including in cabinets and shelves)
>Spices spilled everywhere
>2 fridges for 4 people
>Both packed with food
>What the fuck there's no way they eat this much
>75% of the food is expired
>Find milk that's 4 months expired
>6 packages of bread each with 1 slice in them. nobody threw them out
>moldy fruit, onion skins covering everything

Who do you think could have caused this?

>Indians
>3 Indians managed to completely trash this kitchen to the point where it would never be the same.
>Clear out a shelf in one of the fridges
>Keep all my pots and pans in my room
>The best part is that the closet has more cleaning supplies than I've ever seen in one place, which they've never used.

[Anonymous No.6668383]

I had a roommate who I never saw any food of his in the fridge/pantry save for the occasional frozen box of bagel bites. I could count on one hand the amount of times I used the living room for my own purposes because he never moved from his spot on the couch. He sat there playing and replaying the mass effect series and borderlands 2. Never went out, didn't really have friends (nor seem to want any). For the entire year I lived there I never saw him play anything else (except gta 5 for a little when it came out). I wondered what he did to survive. One day when he was in class I sat down in his couch-spot and found out. He kept a five pound bag of tootsie rolls and cans of mountain dew stashed in the gap between the two couches. This is what he subsisted on. This dude was like 120 pounds, looked like you could snap him in half with whack. No idea how he's alive.
Nice enough guy though
Also the few times I saw him drink he would drink tequila straight out of the bottle.

[Anonymous No.6668798]

>>6667078
see
>>6666830

[Anonymous No.6669136]

>First semester of uni
>Dorming with some rando chick I've never met before
>Okay for a week
>Leaves sticky cups next to my desk (we have no kitchenette), mini fridge full of rotting almond milk and organic fruit
>Silk Road of ants across my desk as they try to reach her mess
>Garbage and clothes all over floor
>Skips class, sleeps in until 2PM, comes in at 4AM with friends while I'm sleeping
>Loses her key so I have to let her in at all hours of the night. If I don't she props our door open with my shoes.
>Anon does bread need to be refrigerated?
>Coming back from class one evening and find one of her bowls, full of ramen, and forks on our building's steps
>Has sex while I'm in the room, then wants me to print her 15-page paper, no apology
>I am childish for sabotaging her shitty paper
>She moves out
>Two-person room all to myself during second semester

It ended well I guess

[Anonymous No.6669169]

>make soups, stews, etc
>roommate proceeds to grab a slotted spoon to pick out the guts and leave the liquid

[Anonymous No.6669176]

>>6669169
Eats the fibre and leaves the flavour? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.6669184]

>>6669136
>Has sex while I'm in the room

And you didn't record it?

For fucking shame

[Anonymous No.6669260]

>>6669184
Sorry anon, it was lesbian sex. Not my thing. I was too livid at the time to make any witty retorts anyway.

[Anonymous No.6669271]

>>6669260
>Not my thing.
>not blackmailing for maximum kek
You deserved everything.

[Anonymous No.6669429]

>buy metal spatula to use on new cast iron
>do the dishes one day later
>see pic related on my relatively new nonstick pan
>ask which roommate used a god damn metal spatula on it
>they both insist that they did not
I still see red every time I think of it

One of them is making french toast out of really moldy bread right now in my aforementioned cast iron. I don't even care anymore; I've lived with that man over a year and everything he's done in the kitchen has been an unholy abomination.
I just want my pan replaced.

[Anonymous No.6669435]

>>6662738
This is how murder happens.

[Anonymous No.6669436]

>>6669429
Only one thing to do.
Kill your room mates.

[Anonymous No.6669445]

>>6662738
The mentality displayed in this screenshot triggers me because it's exactly what happens around my apartment, except it goes further.

>What, you locked your food away in a chest I was able to pick the lock on while there was no one around for 8 hours?
>Buy a better lock next time faggot

Also, random household goods around the house get used up really fast.

>What, I used a months supply of toilet paper to (and I'm not even joking) make little sculptures out of in the bathtub while I'm taking a bath like a toddler and now you don't have enough money to buy more for the rest of the month and now you're holding out by keeping the last 2 rolls locked in your room?
>Well guess what I'm going to do now? I'm going to shit 4 times a day and then take a 2 hour bath each time (not even a shower) to clean out my ass, leaving a horribly unsanitary mess in the tub since you buy any more toilet paper.

I can't keep:
Dishwashing liquid. He'll use it all to wash his hands with even though I buy soap for that. Then, since he can't replace it, he'll dirty all the dishes and leave them in the sink to stew in their own garbage water.

Garbage bags: He doesn't work (hence why he can't replace anything, not that he would), so he goes out and digs through dumpsters for food. He'll take like a days worth of garbage in a huge 40 gallon yard bag down to the dumpster as cover to rummage around in it in case someone sees him.

1/2

[Anonymous No.6669449]

>>6669445
How does he pay rent?

[Anonymous No.6669463]

>>6669445

2/2

I used to try and buy cheap food for him to eat like rice and beans and shit, but he would just go out and dig through dumpsters anyway. There's a pizza place down the street that does a pizza/salad bar for midday old people. He gets big bags of day old discarded pizza out of their dumpsters. He apparently would rather have dumpster pizza than rice and beans.

He is also, of course, unwilling to literally a single thing to clean up after himself in any situation.

I hear you asking
>why don't you just kick this guy out/move out?
He's my brother. I didn't want him to stay here, but my other brother feels bad for him and allowed it. If we kicked him out, he'd wind up in a homeless shelter and never leave. I do want to get out here very badly, but at the moment I can't afford it. This will probably cost me the only family I have left.

[Anonymous No.6669468]

>>6669463
Holy shit, I feel like you're brother is the embodiment of the
>haha you wage slaves, enjoy working for your overlords while I mooch off of your efforts
mentality

[Anonymous No.6669475]

>>6669463
Through your whole post I was thinking I'd kill this faggot if I was this guy. Sucks that its your brother man!

[Anonymous No.6669478]

>>6669445
Cleaning your ass with water after you shit shouldn't make much mess. Taking a bath wouldn't leave any sign of crap in the bathtub unless he's actually crapping in the bathtub.

[Anonymous No.6669512]

>>6669478
You have clearly never lived with someone who rummages around in dumpsters with his bare hands for "a living" and only takes baths, who also doesn't clean the tub.

It's less of an ass cleaning thing, although that is disgusting and probably not particularly sanitary, and more of a "his skin produces a visible black sludge that hangs around in the tub" type of thing.

That's what happens when you eat nothing but pizza, and are constantly soaking your skin in standing water without ever actually scrubbing/rinsing off.

[Anonymous No.6669560]

>>6669512

[Anonymous No.6669601]

>>6669463
>I hear you asking
>>why don't you just kick this guy out/move out?
>He's my brother. I didn't want him to stay here, but my other brother feels bad for him and allowed it. If we kicked him out, he'd wind up in a homeless shelter and never leave. I do want to get out here very badly, but at the moment I can't afford it. This will probably cost me the only family I have left.
This is not family, anon. This is a malicious evolution of your blood. Take your brother out back and double tap him "Old Yeller" style.

[Anonymous No.6669688]

>>6669429
Are you my sister?
>sister comes home from summer vacation
>looking for pan to use
>find one of hers
>scratched to hell and back
It's not like nonstick was a foreign concept to her or anything.

[Anonymous No.6669752]

>>6669463
>He's my brother.

jesus the only way this twist could have hit harder would have been if you were actually describing yourself

[Anonymous No.6669815]

>>6669445
>>6669463
>>6669512
Blood or not, there is no fucking way someone like that would live in a place I was paying for. You should heave his ass on the street, especially if he's dragging you down. And if he ends up in a shelter, so fucking what? That's his own damn fault for being a piece of shit. There's plenty of people that manage to go through life with a hardship or two without turning into a retarded slob leeching off their family. That's just disgraceful

[Anonymous No.6669907]

>>6662807
The post is deleted and this is all I see dammit.

[Anonymous No.6669912]

>mfw I've been the shitty roommate you're all moaning about
I even skipped town on rent day and moved away lmao.

[Anonymous No.6669918]

>>6669907
>>/ck/

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.6669940]

>>6669815
This is getting way off the topic of food, but it's complicated. Long story short, I don't have any kind of leverage to kick him out. My name's not on the rental agreement or anything.

To get rid of him, I have to leave. I'm saving up to do that, but it's going to be a little while longer. Also, when I do, I'm going to lose what little bit of the cool family I have left.

I told you guys like 3 or 4 things he does, but it's so much worse you have no idea. When you try to explain to someone everything that goes on, they think you're exaggerating. Shitty brother is mentally ill but they can't see it. They just don't have to deal with him enough to know. The rest of my family isn't going to understand.

[Anonymous No.6669990]

>>6669688
Not for nothing, but once there's a few scratches in it... the integrity of the coating is lost and there's no point in trying to preserve what's left.

Even soft wooden and plastic utensils will start tearing off chunks of it. Foods you cook in the pan will react with the metal underneath, causing the slow march to total annihilation of the coating.

In that guys pic, you can even see spots where the metal underneath has started to rust. When you get to that point, you're better off grinding the rest of the coating off so it doesn't all wind up in your food.

[Anonymous No.6670124]

>>6669445
The amazing thing is he actually washes his hands.

[Anonymous No.6670153]

>>6669940
Nah dude, I spent two years in a homeless shelter/transitional housing situation and know exactly the kind of person you're describing. I ended up homeless due to a string of bad luck (currently doing pretty well as a software engineer), but in my time being homeless I met so many toxic people like you described.

Unfortunately, many of them just don't really want to change and will just continue to mooch of whatever family/friends/government assistance they can until they end up back out on the streets. It's kind of sad, but the best thing you can do is just distance yourself from them as soon as you can (which it looks like you're preparing to do), as trying to do anything for them will just drag you down.

Just sucks that it's your brother and that you have social pressure to not just walk away.

[Anonymous No.6670206]

>>6669912
Good job there spud

[Anonymous No.6670326]

>>6669918
After seeing what >>6662807 really was I'm severely disappointed

[Anonymous No.6670335]

>>6669990
WA fucking LA

[Anonymous No.6670338]

>>6669940
I have had to cut off an alcoholic/abusive family member (he beat his girlfriend bloody, despite her being the breadwinner)
ended up calling the police and dealing with getting his thankfully not pregnant girlfriend
last I heard he was in a homeless and bumming around california
after a while you just realize there's no reason to be connected with the garbage that humans choose to be

[Anonymous No.6670395]

>>6662792
>People keep stealing or ruin things so you have to pay up to replace them
Yes, this is exactly why someone would be poor.

[Anonymous No.6670809]

>>6670338
This. You can't choose your blood, and sometimes you just get a real pile of shit. Because every piece of shit in this world is someone's blood

[Anonymous No.6670925]

>>6662777

[Anonymous No.6670950]

>>6670925

> not eating bull cocks for feminism

[Anonymous No.6670951]

>>6663879
At Sushi/Hibachi restaurant
>chefs cook your meal and do tricks at the same time
>onion volcano
>I order chicken and steak
>chef asks if I'd like my chicken cooked medium
>unknowingly agree
>he, and everyone else at the table, laugh
>he says: If I give you that you'll die before you leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.6670959]

>>6670951
>he, and everyone else at the table, laugh
"Im sorry, i honestly couldn't understand your poor english and i was saying yes so that you wouldnt be embarrassed by your difficulty communicating with your customers. BTW, did you know your culture is so horrible its literally a verb in the dictionary that means 'sneaky'"

instead

"Ha ha ha ho ho ho, please do the shrimp tail flip into your hat trick

[Anonymous No.6671971]

>>6667104
how many bags of garlic do you need, really?

[Anonymous No.6671979]

>>6667675
lovely post, underrated

[Anonymous No.6671989]

>>6662916
The most overrated post i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.6672065]

>>6662818
>Beating your child because your nasty over priced meat was rancid

END YOURSELF
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[Anonymous No.6672096]

>>6667575
>living in a developing country where building credit is a thing

[Anonymous No.6672099]

>>6672096
lol what? Building credit is only a thing in developed countries.

You should think about the things you say before you say them. It helps you not sound like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.6672104]

>>6672099
developing =/= developed
>calling people idiots

[Anonymous No.6672118]

>>6666830
>>6666834
>>6667078
Yeah 8gag has a bot that shitposts all those gets.

Then they derail the thread trying to get people to go to their cancerous website.

[Anonymous No.6672123]

>>6672118
>Yeah 8gag has a bot that shitposts all those gets.
Interesting. Could the mods rig the post numbers to force the bot to continue shitposting, thereby finding the IP range to block?

[Anonymous No.6672128]

>>6672099
In civilized countries you start with a good credit rating, and can lose it through fucking up.
It is not simply assumed that you're a fuck up unable to manage his own economy, until you have proved otherwise.

[Anonymous No.6672135]

>>6672123
It's not 8gag itself doing just a few shitposting boards made one and they use it to be annoying and cancerous.

I think the monster girls board derailed a Caitlyn Jenner thread in /lgbt/ a while back.

[Anonymous No.6673413]

>>6669136

>I am childish for sabotaging her shitty paper

To be fair, yeah, kind of.

[Anonymous No.6673426]

My roomies are usually pretty chill, but sometimes they just blow my mind.

One every now and then will say shit like "It always looks like a warzone when you cook"... well, yeah, I'm cooking for me, you, our other room-mate, our significant others, and two other people that I didn't know were showing up, and I've got half the amount of time I need. I always clean up. Fuck off.

I'll ask if anyone's going to be home when I make hot sauce. They come home early and right away complain that the air is made of napalm and mustard gas... Remember how I asked if you were going to be home? Remember how I told you I was making that scotch bonnet sauce that you guys smother everything with? You had fair warning. Besides, that's just vinegar reducing with sugar and spices. I don't cook the peppers. Assholes.

Or the always fun "Your shit's gone moldy"... when do I ever buy herbed goat cheese? That's yours. You take care of it. My shit's dated and stacked first to last, because I did this nonsense for so long I can't function without it. I wake up in cold sweat because I have nightmares that a health and safety officer is going to shut me down for your parts of the fridges, and I'm going to wind up eating packaged ramen for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.6673450]

>>6673426
I'd live with you

[Anonymous No.6673476]

>>6669463
sounds like your brother needs to be in an assisted living facility

[Anonymous No.6673498]

>>6672128
>lose it through fucking up
Or by living in the wrong neighbourhood, or by moving too often, or by doing anything unusual moneywise.
Scoring models are a bitch, they work on the macro level, which is why they are popular when you operate on that level, but they can be so fucking wrong in individual cases

[Anonymous No.6673515]

>>6673498
Yup. I made the mistake of moving out of state while overdrawn by 50 bucks when I was 19.

If I hadn't sent a letter to the bank informing them of the change of address, which I thought was being responsible, I could have just pretended to still live with my parents, paid off the 50 bucks, and it would have been fine. Since I did send the letter, I ended up in a database of bad people and couldn't open another bank account for a long time. The only reason I was able to eventually do it was a company I ended up working for required direct deposit and the payroll manager managed to talk the local bank manager into ignoring the database for me. This also saved me hundreds of dollars in check cashing fees per year.

It's stupid paper mistakes like that that can really fuck up a person's life.

[Anonymous No.6673548]

>>6673515
>check cashing fees
The more I hear about America, the more I'm glad I don't live there.

The banks charge you for giving them money?

Here, we can deposit cheques for free from our phones.

[Anonymous No.6675178]

>>6673548
If you do not have a checking account in the United States, you can cash your paychecks at any number of places. They all take a piece of the check amount in order to give you cash, Wal Mart only charges $3 to cash a check at their store, if the check is over $1,000, they charge $6.

I personally have two checking accounts at two different banks. One is for my day to day purchases, the other is for online and savings. By the way, don't judge an entire country based off of what one guy posts on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.6676574]

>>6663613
>No, dude was naturally ripped.

Nobody's "naturally ripped" you fucking retard, that's just what stupid dyel cunts like you think because you don't know a fucking dog's asshole about anatomy.

Fucking fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.6676789]

>>6676574

Nah, dude had no body fat and very apparent muscles (pecs, biceps, six pac, etc) despite never working out and eating nothing but shit. Both his parents were from Africa and looked the same way.

[Anonymous No.6676797]

>>6675178
no america is shit,
stop defending this defunct pile of utter garbage

[Anonymous No.6676843]

>>6666666

[Anonymous No.6676851]

>>6667660
I swear I've read this and the frozen chicken story here before

[Anonymous No.6678175]

>>6662916
If you find this post funny you have are in an advanced stage of mega-autism and should an hero

[pls . . . no bully No.6678267]

>>6664723
>He protests, but I'm not about to drive back to the store so he can try to return a $6 carton of cookies that he's already abused
DRIVING 800 METERS (or HALV A' MIAILE FOR U MURRITARDS) TO GET TO THE STORE
FUCKING WALK OR TAKE A BIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.6678290]

>>6662916

you might wanna put something on the burn, bro.

[Anonymous No.6678304]

>>6678267

Bikes are shitty for carrying loads of groceries.

[Anonymous No.6678360]

>Movie into a house with five other people, one of which is a neat freak
>House has gas
"Sweet, I can finally season my wok properly!"
>Season it over three months
>Beautiful black that covers almost the entire inside dome
>It has an aroma of garlic, green onions, and meat
>Visit family for Thanksgiving then come back
>Wok is in store-bought condition
>Ask what the fuck happened
>Neat freak roommate cleaned it.
"It was absolutely filthy. I had to use steel wool to strip that soot off!"
"You're welcome!..."
Biggest fucking temper tantrum right there. I still haven't recovered my progress yet.

[Anonymous No.6678373]

>>6673515
You do realize credit unions don't care about that bullshit and you could have opened an account with one of them, right?
Anyway, fuck commercial banks.

[Anonymous No.6678412]

>>6678373
>credit union
Not that guy, but when my regular bank closed my account and charged me $400+ in overdraft fees because my paychecks bounced, and I hadn't noticed in time, a credit union wouldn't let me open an account until I could PROVE I payed off my last bank. They wouldn't take my last bank's word when they insisted I paid up.

If I hadn't found a piece of paper I had thrown out earlier that day, I still wouldn't have a bank account.


>How the fuck did your paychecks bounce?
My boss was absolutely SHIT at budgeting.

[Anonymous No.6679951]

>Living in house with other friends
>Getting a new roommate whom no one really knows
>Turns out to be a hippy stoner
>First week he's here, he eats a bunch of everyone's food
>Except mine
>Come home with whole mackerel, eel fillets, sikye, curry roux, kelp, rice cakes, dried anchovies, raw noodles, and misc vegetables
I shop at a Korean market because the food reminds me of my home country. I find a shit ton of things I wouldn't normally find in some Walmart.
He did, however sneak one of my kimbap but I guess he didn't like it because that's all he took.
But then the motherfucker threw my kimchi away because he said it was spoiled. Aren't hippies supposed to be more cultured than that?

[Anonymous No.6681669]

>>6667660
This is old pasta. I've read it several times before and way more than a year ago on /b/.

[Anonymous No.6681684]

>>6678360
>aroma

seasoned wok shouldn't have a smell of old food in it any more than a cast iron pan should...

[Anonymous No.6681717]

>roommate drinks soda
>sorry anon I'll buy you another
>buys me another
>drinks out of it
>woops sorry I'm trying to quit soda but I had a craving ;]
>buy me another
>but I just bought you that one lol
>doesn't buy me another one
>buys his own later on
>drink out of it
>WHYD YOU DRINK MY SODA ANON WAHHH

[Anonymous No.6681730]

>>6664144
>closest thing to socialites in STEM
>ChemE

Are you fucking serious

Have you ever met a synethic organic they are literally the most normie jocks of chemistry.

[Anonymous No.6681733]

This is definitely related lol

[Anonymous No.6681734]

> recently unemployed
> kind of running low on money
> been sort of mooching off of food and meals from roommates
> I decide I will be a nice guy and make a really nice dinner for them
> I haven't had chili in a while so I go to store and buy quality ingredients for some chili and cornbread
> Use the crockpot
> Spend a decent amount of time prepping it
> Make it at 11 so by the time they get home it will be perfectly stewing in its own deliciousness
> Excited to share it with everyone
> Oh man, me and anon hate chili...
> didn't even eat the cornbread
> Hey man, were going to panda express, do you want anything?

[Anonymous No.6681760]

>>6681734
People who hate chili should be gassed

[Anonymous No.6681780]

>>6681760
>be me
>heavily dislike chili

*phew*

I guess I missed the gassing by just a marginal technicality, amiright?

[Anonymous No.6681787]

>>6681780
You will eat the chili, or you will die

Make the choice fucker

[Anonymous No.6681795]

So this guy I lived with for four years. I can't believe I fucking handled it for so long. Here's all the food related shit he's done. We'll call him Earl

>Earl doesn't clean dishes ever. In fact girlfriend that he snagged broke up with him because she got tired of playing moimmy.
>Kept buying hamburger and never eats it.
>Ate all my boyfriend at the time's frozen burritos.
>Used my plastic containers for food. Left it on the counter top with left over food. The container covered with the lid. The rotting smell just building inside it. He refused to clean it.
>After a point started only buying Dominos pizza. Constantly getting delivery. Pizza boxes EVERYWHERE. Trash shoot is literally 20 feet away from our front door.
>Leaves ranch dressing to crust on anything and everything. I'd swear he puts it on his dick.
>Left hamburger to rot in the fridge. Started to turn green. I got tired of that shit and threw it out. Earl threw a fit at me.

I've got more stories about him.

[Anonymous No.6681800]

>>6667675
thats sweet anon

[Anonymous No.6681805]

>>6681734
Aww... that really sucks. I would've enjoyed the chili, Anon!

[Anonymous No.6681807]

>>6662716
>Thinking about moving in with some friends
>See this thread

s-shit guys...

[Anonymous No.6681808]

>>6667675
Sharing food is the best. I'm glad you got someone who appreciated your cooking~!

[Anonymous No.6681812]

>>6667675

[Anonymous No.6681828]

>>6678175

>an hero

Talk about autism.
It is like I am really back in '06.

[Anonymous No.6681859]

>>6679951
>hippies
>cultured
nah man, hippies are jus the murkastonk version of romani scum

[Anonymous No.6681861]

>>6681733
>If you didn't provide the service of your disgusting self to my friends penis I would have happily thrown you in a lake months ago
I need to find this guy and become friends with him.

[Anonymous No.6681890]

>>6662738
jesus i hope this person has no more friends

[Anonymous No.6681914]

>Roommates cunt girlfriend never cooks a damn meal so she is responsible for cleaning dishes when her boyfriend cooks
>Only cleans the dish he cooks in
>Leaves all his prep materials including knives on counter until I get tired of seeing it on the counter and clean it myself
>She complains about his knife dulling

[Anonymous No.6681920]

>>6662738
I can imagine some fat, neckbeard autist telling me this IRL

Shit makes my blood boil

[Anonymous No.6681923]

>>6662916
Not the greatest burn but I still chuckled

[Anonymous No.6681927]

>make a nice meal for myself as I often do
>300 lb roommate who only eats eggo waffles, oreos, and pan fried frozen chicken comes by
>"oh man you having someone over?"
>has said this multiple times over the year

no dude, I just didn't happen to be raised by monster trucks in a county named after a fish

[Anonymous No.6681961]

>>6681717

this is me

I'm sorry but if your girlfriend is coming over all the time and she's filling up my fridge with cases of coke I'm taxing you.

[Anonymous No.6681970]

>>6663440
Jesus this is like some Gumball/cartoon level of hijinks

[Anonymous No.6681987]

>>6664723
>Come back out and he's dipping the cookies in Arizona
Story was meh until this part. I fucking snorted, jesus christ. I'm gonna try Arizona this week just for this dude.

[Anonymous No.6682020]

>>6667675
One of the nicest things I've ever read in 4chan

[Anonymous No.6682106]

>>6665411
>goes to college
>can't spell "cereal" correctly

[Anonymous No.6683810]

>>6667675

[Anonymous No.6684549]

I don't even need to greentext.

This is two days. Every two days. House of all women.

Oh, also my roommate who's room is literally right next to the kitchen owns a dog, which she never walks. I won't post the pics of the soiled puppy pads laid out just inside the open doorway to her room, you know, right next to the goddamn table.

[Anonymous No.6684574]

>>6682106
Money well spent.

[Anonymous No.6684635]

Usually it's ok. But every now and then he really gets on my nerves

>I make dinner for 2 days
>use several pots, pans & utensils
>put everything in the dishwasher and handwash bigger things
>clean off the burners & counter top
>excess food in containers in the fridge

>he cooks spaghetti 2 days ago
>I come home the next day, after work & shopping (which he also rarely does)
>he didn't have to work until noon
>pan on the stove
>strainer in the sink
>dirty dishes on the other side of the sink
>2 pots and random shit all over the counter
>dishwasher is empty

Call him out on it, he retorts with "you also leave things out for a day sometimes".
Yes. I put a bowl or plate on the sink sometimes when the dishwasher is running. I do not leave the whole goddamn kitchen a mess.
"Just put it aside then." Motherfucking lazy cunt.
He also puts packaged shit with package and all in the cupboard, ripping it when needed, and leaving pieces or whole packaging inthere.
Last week he asked me to bring some coke, so I brought a sixpack of bottles. Left it at the bottom of the stairs for him, since I couldn't be arsed to drag that up too after cleaning up his shit.
It's been there for a week, and he went down there 2 or 3 times already to get a single bottle.
BBQ last week, there's still dishes & utensils outside. He walks past it 2 times a day.
He's just so goddamn terrible at keeping things tidy and in their place.

[Anonymous No.6684712]

>>6681795
Go on

[Anonymous No.6684714]

>>6684635
fuck that nigger

[Anonymous No.6684728]

>All these control freaks sperging out over a few dirty dishes
Y'know what, just move into a small place by yerself. Stop subjecting innocents to your many, many issues.

[Anonymous No.6684752]

>>6684549
>Share a cup with friends

>they shared their cups for you to wash