/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6630979]

Post other fast food lifehacks !

pic related

[Anonymous No.6630984]

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.6630987]

T R I C K Y

[Anonymous No.6630988]

>>6630984
hes using a cup so he dosent have to put the pop in his hands dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.6630989]

>>6630979
No !

[Anonymous No.6630991]

>>6630987
Not rare, thanks for playing 'meme' though.

[Anonymous No.6630995]

eat a pound of salt so you dont have to go through a whole bicmac menu

[Anonymous No.6630996]

>>6630988
>he

[Anonymous No.6631003]

>>6630995
Oh shit, we got an egg head here! Smart comment friend, any other pearls of wisdom?

[Anonymous No.6631006]

>>6631003
kill yourself so you dont have to suffer for ~80 years

[Anonymous No.6631009]

bring food from home it's cheaper

[Anonymous No.6631013]

If you tell the burgermonkeys you want a soda sometimes they will give you a bigger ketchup bath, and that will carry more drink

[Anonymous No.6631014]

>>6630979
Order big mac with no big mac sauce, so you dont get charged. bring thousand island dressing

[Anonymous No.6631018]

Lifehack! Epic! +1 upvote karma! Reposted to Buzzfeed!!!!

[Anonymous No.6631022]

>>6631006
Sent ;)

[Anonymous No.6631033]

we all know that a hair drier is good for drying your hairbut what is algo good for?
well you can hold it very close to your balls while masturating so it burns them sligthly, it feels amazing

[Anonymous No.6631035]

>>6631013
but den it cost $$$

[Anonymous No.6631041]

hold an ice cream in each hand without them melting prematurely in the hot sun.

[Anonymous No.6631047]

I imagine they'd be angrier if you did that rather than just take soda with a water cup.

[Anonymous No.6631049]

When ordering subway ask for all vegetables so you get more for your money

[Anonymous No.6631050]

Always touch what you eat to your chin before you put it in your mouth. It gives the illusion to the person who made the food that you ate it so face because of how good it was you made a mess.

[Anonymous No.6631055]

If you grab the cashier's tits while she's serving you, you get to feel breasts and you can also get years worth of free food and accommodation

[Anonymous No.6631058]

If your food's too hot just pour some milk on it to cool it down, you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.6631061]

>>6631041
those umbrellas are not the same model

[Anonymous No.6631062]

When you have diarrhoea, save it in a soup bowl and give it to the homeless. Recycling really does help the environment.

[Anonymous No.6631094]

You can exchange money for food

[Anonymous No.6631104]

>>6631094
/thread

[Anonymous No.6631113]

>>6631041

prostate orgasms are the shit tho tbh

if you've got a sexy ass and are in shape there's literally no reason to not ride a dildo to a hands-free orgasm while watching sexually questionable pornography

[Anonymous No.6631128]

>>6630988
why would you put soda in your hands

[Anonymous No.6631132]

>>6631055
>>6631050
>>6631033
i laughed

[Anonymous No.6631217]

>>6631061
You obviously don't know why the securing hook is there on the handle

[Anonymous No.6631247]

Grease stains last longer if you apply some butter from time to time.

[Anonymous No.6631249]

>>6631058
Steve brool pls go

[Anonymous No.6631255]

Long Jong Silvers is stingy as fuck on the tartar sauce packets these days. Order small drink, go inside, fill cup with tartar from pump serve machine

[Anonymous No.6631303]

>>6631113
What if I don't have sexy ass?

[Anonymous No.6631375]

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[Anonymous No.6631384]

I find this one particularly irksome and cringeworthy.

Maybe it's because it has absolutely no value, despite additional care and effort.

Clearly, we are the wrong demographic...

...something for the "wifey material" plebs to aspire to.

[Anonymous No.6631392]

If there were a list of things that I would never make, this would be near the top of the list. Right below the AIDS salad.

[Anonymous No.6631395]

[Anonymous No.6631397]

>>6631375
Why is it that like 80% of "life hacks" are either hobo tips, or just a justification for theft?

[Anonymous No.6631400]

[Anonymous No.6631405]

This one is wrong on several levels:

>1.
You are turning already unhealthy / nutritionally bereft cereal into full blown Type II Diabetes confectionery.

>2.
The amount of effort this would take compared to spending an occasional dollar on a snack bar (one that you shouldn't be eating in the first place).

It costs you more in time and effort than it is worth and it won't taste as good, and it has no nutritional benefit.

God I am so angry about this misuse of cereal.

[Anonymous No.6631407]

>>6630988
>pop

[Anonymous No.6631411]

This one looks fucking stupid but I'm intrigued.

Anyone here ever tried it?

I'd imagine it would take almost the same amount of time to pan fry a toasted cheese sandwich so I'm not really sure what the benefits of this particular "hack" are.

Also, I know it gets discussed often, but have we come up with an acceptable synonym for hack yet? Even my mother finds it embarrassing and she's not on the cutting edge of internet slang.

[Anonymous No.6631417]

>>6631407
(admittedly outdated data)

[Anonymous No.6631423]

I know this is the wrong thread and the wrong board, but I've always wanted to do a parody infographic showing the world and highlighting regions that usually turn up grey or blank and are labelled no data.

It would be hilarious because it would have Greenland, South Sahara (disputed territory) and Somalia in bright colours and the rest of the world would be blank.

Wait, no it wouldn't be hilarious, but I know there is a joke in there somewhere.

Any feedback appreciated, I'll share some of the uplikes when it goes viral I promise.

[Anonymous No.6631437]

>>6631411
At which point you could buy a kilo of potatos and fry them instead.

[Anonymous No.6631440]

>>6631217
fuck man, neither do you, asshole

[Anonymous No.6631441]

>>6631113
Well your gay.

[Anonymous No.6631456]

[Anonymous No.6631461]

[Anonymous No.6631463]

[Anonymous No.6631468]

[Anonymous No.6631491]

Spray chicken breast fillets with bug spray to kill the microbugs and then you can eat it raw. Make chicken sushi!

[Anonymous No.6631497]

>>6631491
That sounded much better in my head. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.6631546]

>>6631456
holy shit

and why is /ck/ such a weird board? food seems such a normal thing to talk about

[Anonymous No.6631570]

>>6631128
Because you don't have a cup

[Anonymous No.6631575]

>>6631423
>trying this hard to bait

[Anonymous No.6631576]

[Anonymous No.6631577]

[Anonymous No.6631579]

[Anonymous No.6631584]

[Anonymous No.6631588]

[Anonymous No.6631590]

[Anonymous No.6631615]

>>6631400
But why?

[Anonymous No.6631716]

>>6631588
why not just put it under hot water? lol

[Anonymous No.6631722]

>>6631577

Ok I must admit this does seem legit, it would be a good way to help children learn to use chop sticks.

[Anonymous No.6631729]

>>6631411
Yeah, I've tried it. It tastes like a grilled cheese, isn't bad.

[Anonymous No.6631730]

>>6631716

First day on the Internet, friend?

[Anonymous No.6631749]

>>6631491
>>6631497
You can also just microwave it for one minute.
#JackTips

[Anonymous No.6631763]

>>6631050
Classic everyone loves raymond episode

[Anonymous No.6631764]

>>6631411
I hate how this image tries to give the impression that this is not just a regular grilled cheese only in a roll form

[Anonymous No.6631796]

>>6631456
I tried that shit once and it burned my dickhead. felt like I needed to go to the hospital

[Anonymous No.6631803]

>>6631588
I tried that shit once and my microwave blew up

[Anonymous No.6631817]

>>6631441
What about his gay? Finish your sentence man.

[Anonymous No.6631835]

>>6631722
they make items just for that though, made out of safe soft plastic.

[Anonymous No.6631837]

>>6631417
I find the correlation between urbanized areas and using the word "soda" interesting.

[Anonymous No.6631839]

>>6631417
do people seriously coke when referring to anything but coca-cola

[Anonymous No.6631844]

>>6631839
They're pretty fucking stupid down south.

[Anonymous No.6631880]

>>6631839

I'm from FL, and I very rarely hear it used down here. I had a friend who grew up in Texas though, and he said that "coke" was used to refer to any type of soda, and when they asked, "what kind of coke?" people would order stuff like sprite, root beer, et cetera.

[Anonymous No.6631881]

>>6631764
But the components are less expensive due to the rolling process.

[Anonymous No.6631886]

#wifey

[Anonymous No.6631900]

>>6631417
that just means most of the flyover states are wrong

[Anonymous No.6631902]

>>6631881
Not necessarily. It's less filling so more may be eaten. Given that the ratio of cheese is higher, it could certainly be more expensive.

[Anonymous No.6631932]

>>6631902
Bread is less expensive when you roll it.

[Anonymous No.6631958]

>>6631886
This would be cute for a kids lunch box, which I'm sure is what it's intended for. If you can get your kid to eat pear that's touched olive.

[Anonymous No.6632046]

>>6631958
I think it's probably not intended for that. One pear is already a lot of food for a kid, let alone with all those grapes. It looks like some sort of party food.

[Anonymous No.6632075]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7hIk_jZww

[Anonymous No.6632083]

>>6631716
Because neckbeards enjoy seeing other neckbeards' microwaves explode when they put a METAL FUCKING SPOON in there.

[Anonymous No.6632089]

>>6631716

[Anonymous No.6632095]

>>6631411
>low on money
>waste food by cutting off crusts
at least you get your le ebin foodie pics for instagram

[Anonymous No.6632102]

>>6631392

What's an AIDS salad?

[Anonymous No.6632105]

>>6631880
I'm from MS, and I've never heard it used as a generic name for all soda.

In my experience it is either "soft drink" or "soda" that is used as the general term.

[Anonymous No.6632123]

>>6632089
lmao bruh

[Anonymous No.6632153]

>>6632089
What actually happens? Is it the steam or does the heat melt the duct tape?

[Anonymous No.6632193]

>>6631405
That would be Type 2 Diabetes

Type 1 Diabetes (the more deadly type) is not acquired through dietary habits.
These aren't the best example but depending on what you use, cereal bars can be quite healthy, so chill my angry friend.

[Anonymous No.6632244]

>>6631113
I have a hairy ass, can I still ride a dildo?

[Anonymous No.6632247]

>>6632153

Spoon goes pop in your hand

[Anonymous No.6632258]

>>6631722
Not really. How are they going to learn if they never have to do it normally?

[Anonymous No.6632268]

>>6632247
How does that even happen? Metal doesn't explode that easily.

[Anonymous No.6632269]

>>6632153
Have you never heard of thermal shock? Did you not pay attention in physics class in high school, or are you just not old enough to have taken it yet?

[Anonymous No.6632311]

>>6631456
Top keks

[Anonymous No.6632324]

>>6632089
There's no way people are so dumb that all those pictures were from the same single thread.

[Anonymous No.6632326]

>>6631546
First day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.6632330]

>>6632268

sure does

[Anonymous No.6632335]

>>6631411

Why not make a fucking regular grilled cheese sandwich? Why the childish need to have it in "roll form" or whatever?

[Anonymous No.6632336]

>>6632335
>childish
>child

there you go

[Anonymous No.6632344]

>>6632336

... huh, I guess so.

[Anonymous No.6632347]

>>6631377
> implying sprite freezes evenly

[Anonymous No.6632396]

>>6632347
It does if you let it go flat first

[Anonymous No.6632400]

>>6631886
We made this kind of stuff in art class when i was a kid.

[Anonymous No.6632547]

>>6631417

>dat St. Louis soda trend

[Anonymous No.6632552]

McDonalds aren't waterproof

[Anonymous No.6632557]

>>6631491
This actually works with gamma rays. You can eat irradiated pork raw.

[Anonymous No.6632580]

>>6632552

I tried this life hack out today and it worked perfectly

[Anonymous No.6632591]

>>6631468

This actually works, the Makarov pistol makes a handy bottle opener

[Anonymous No.6632608]

>>6631113
/fit/, the post.

[Anonymous No.6632706]

>>6632268
idiot

[Anonymous No.6632734]

>>6632193
>You are turning already unhealthy / nutritionally bereft cereal into full blown Type II Diabetes confectionery.
>full blown Type II Diabetes
>Type II Diabetes

>>6632193
>That would be Type 2 Diabetes

No shit?

[Anonymous No.6632756]

>>6631796
This is a joke post, right? How could anyone be dumb enough to actually stick their dick in a jalapeno?

[Anonymous No.6632914]

>>6632400
Anyone actually done this? Would luv 2 see results, tks.

[Anonymous No.6632922]

>>6632756
>How could anyone be dumb enough to actually stick their in a jalapeno?

I don't know. How could anyone be dumb enough to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

[Anonymous No.6632972]

>>6632552

[Anonymous No.6633057]

>>6632552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sir-IfaGkoM

[Anonymous No.6633072]

>>6632922
For you

[Anonymous No.6633111]

>>6631886
Instantly reminded me of these little penguin snacks I made for a house party.
Carrots, olives, and a blob of cream cheese.
Got a lot of praise and laughter.

[Anonymous No.6633163]

>>6633072
H O T H E A D
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[Anonymous No.6633199]

>>6633111
that's adorable, thanks for the idea
also checked

[Anonymous No.6633205]

>>6632244
Yes.

[Anonymous No.6633222]

>>6632268
try it and find out

[Anonymous No.6633242]

>>6632089
>>6632089
I'm not even going to give this a pass for being 2010, these people were just idiots.

[Anonymous No.6633257]

>>6633111

[Anonymous No.6633300]

>>6631423

make the graph about something stupid and meta like

"rate of lack of data" or some shit

[Anonymous No.6633311]

>>6633111
Does that actually taste good?

[Anonymous No.6633325]

Alcohol absorbs through soft membranes faster than through the stomach and stomach acid actually destroys half of the alcohol before it gets to your blood.

Holding a shot of your favourite spirit to your eye for 30 seconds will absorb all the alcohol directly to your blood stream, leaving only the junk behind. If your eyes are bloodsthot afterwards you've done it right!

Look up 'osmosis' if you don't beleive me.

[Anonymous No.6633326]

>>6633325
Everyone knows the best way to ingest alcohol is by shooting it up your ass.

[Anonymous No.6633340]

>>6633326
True, but that's hella gay. Plus if you're too much of an eager beaver and take too much at once you'll just shit yourself. Trust me, it's a great way to ruin a party.

[Anonymous No.6633373]

>>6633311
Well in case you dislike olives, it's horrible.
I made a tray full of them and put them in the fridge to await for a good moment to make my guests go OOOH, so they were pretty cold and fresh.
And with different kinds of cream cheese flavours you can try to mix and experiment.

[Anonymous No.6633397]

>>6631958
>>6632400
>>6633111

...no.

[Anonymous No.6633402]

>>6631468

I've done that many, many times. It works.

[Anonymous No.6633405]

>>6631546
What, did you forget you're on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.6633456]

>>6631375
the grill used in this hack isn't that far away from buying a $10 hibachi

where does one even find a grill like that to use?

[Anonymous No.6633477]

>>6631796

[Anonymous No.6633728]

>>6631839

> would you like a drink with your order, sir?
> yes, please, I'll have a coke
> here's your order and coke, sir
> I WANTED A PEPSI, DAMNIT.
> but sir...
> NO TIP FOR YOU !!

[Anonymous No.6633734]

[Anonymous No.6633743]

>>6631932
>Bread is less expensive when you roll it.
Possibly true. Roll up a loaf of bread in the store while it's in the bag and take it to the register and show them. Mention that it appears to be 'damaged goods' but you're willing to buy it at a considerable discount.
Then take it home and use your bicycle pump to re-inflate the bread back it's original form.
Prophet!

[Anonymous No.6633767]

>>6633734
>terrorism charges for prank phone calls

america

[Anonymous No.6633781]

>>6631400
this seems like a good idea for cutting in general. of course the blade would need to be sharper.

[Anonymous No.6633787]

>>6631113
because it's gay.

[Anonymous No.6633794]

>>6631411
$5 wouldn't buy you all that shit

fucking fakeass pinterest poorfags

[Anonymous No.6633795]

>>6631590
I've done this one before. Classic.

[Anonymous No.6633805]

>>6633057
looks like a terrifying amusement park ride, where Ronald McDonald pops out of the water all decaying and tries to drag you under.

[Anonymous No.6633807]

>>6633794
>bread
$1
>cheese
$2

[Anonymous No.6633808]

>>6633767
Purposfully causing thousands of dollars in damage to businesses is a felony offense. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Although I agree it's a stretch calling it "terrorism", it's still highly illegal, so the dumb fuck should have known he'd get thrown in the joint.

[Anonymous No.6633810]

>>6633807
Also;
>butter
less than $1
>soup
$0.35

[Anonymous No.6633811]

>>6633743
>Then take it home and use your bicycle pump to re-inflate the bread back it's original form.

[Anonymous No.6633814]

>>6631113
L-lewd...

[Anonymous No.6633816]

>>6633111
>>6633111
try mango instead of carrots next time. or even cheddar.

[Anonymous No.6633818]

>>6633794

I live in Australia where shit costs like 3x as much as the US

>store brand white bread: $0.85
>12pk kraft singles: $3.79
>store brand butter: $1.40
>store brand tomato soup: $0.89

total AUD: $6.93
convert to USD: $5.30

[Anonymous No.6633819]

>>6633818
i live in rural aus and this would cost me $15 easily

[Anonymous No.6633824]

>>6633767
you don't fuck with mcdonald's.

[Anonymous No.6633826]

>>6633818
How large is the thing of butter that $1.40 buys you? I only ever see the 8 oz and 16 oz ones. The 8 oz might sell for that much if they're on sale.

Unless you mean "butter" i.e. margarine. I've seen that sell for like $.79.

[Anonymous No.6633871]

>>6633734
>>6633767
It gets worse.
http://www.moviesonline.ca/compliance-based-terrifying-true-story/
>guy calls McD's and somehow convinces manager to strip search an employee which leads to rape

[Anonymous No.6633897]

>>6633826

250g, roughly 8oz

real butter

https://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Shop/Search/Products?searchTerm=butter&name=homebrand-butter&productId=48649

[Anonymous No.6633900]

>>6633826
Not him but he's talking about actual butter. 250 grams is about 8.82 ounces.
Butter is probably cheaper at Aldi but I dunno.

[Anonymous No.6634295]

>>6633871
>Phone rings.
>Hello, this is the police. Could you get an underage employee in your office, strip her naked, and finger her vaginally as well as annally, please?
>OK.
And as if this wasn't enough :
>Then we'll make a movie about it.

[Anonymous No.6634518]

>>6633456
yard sales.