/ck/ confessions

[Anonymous No.6622468]

>I drink instant coffee
>and I enjoy it
>I don't eat non-red meat
>When I cook bacon, I still cook eggs in a clean pan+butter instead of bacon grease
>I don't like cheese unless it's cooked (yes, I've had patrician cheese, still don't like)
>I drink low fat milk

[Anonymous No.6622474]

>I'm a vegan

[Anonymous No.6622476]

>>6622468

where can i subscribe to your blog?

[Anonymous No.6622479]

>>6622468
>I still cook eggs in a clean pan+butter instead of bacon grease

but eggs cooked in animal fat are so damn good.

sometimes when i cook a burger, i fry an egg in the leftover burger grease. delicious!

[Anonymous No.6622480]

That's cool OP. Do you really have that much low self-esteem that you must post this anonymously?

[Anonymous No.6622482]

>I eat my fries at the green table
>made a funny face at the turkey in the oven
>caught a fish, fileted it a few times and baked at 350 for 5

[Anonymous No.6622547]

>>6622468
I still like my steak with ketchup

Yeah I'm a monster I know

[Anonymous No.6624133]

>I like Sriracha.
>I like American cheese.
>I like Spam and other canned meats.
>I like ketchup.
>I like yellow mustard.
>Ranch dressing is okay.
>I like pic related.
>I don't like black coffee.
>I don't like blue cheese (unless it's mixed with something else and isn't the most dominant flavor).
>I hate washed rind cheese.

[Anonymous No.6624143]

I don't particularly enjoy food, I mostly eat to make the hunger go away.
I'm only interested in cooking because I want a balanced diet.

[Anonymous No.6624146]

>I regularly eat oat burgers because it was in one episode of MLP even though they don't taste very good they just looked delicious in the episode

[Anonymous No.6624245]

Sometimes I drink a big container of prune juice and lots of laxatives. As you can imagine, you shit geysers. Well when I'm really bored I do that and go wait in the wal mart restroom stall until its time. When I know its time I position myself at a weird angle so my as is pointed upward and towards the door and unleash the beast. Usually shit flies over the door and gets on all the walls.

How do I keep it off my clothes, you might ask? I double up. Two pairs of the exact same clothes and I'll take off the dirty pair and stuff it in the toilet. I keep a small container of babby wipes in my pocket to clean my shoes and body. Walk out grinning and gtfo. I can only do it once a month or two or they might recognize me.

[Anonymous No.6624292]

>I eat chocolate before drinking beer
>I use aspartame sweetner in my porridge
>I put milk in my tea
>I own and regularly use a foreman

also, despite spending hours at a time on /ck/, I basically have only 3 meals that I ever prepare and eat and virtually never deviate away from them. I've never once tried or even taken ideas from anything I ever saw being made, discussed and posted here. yet I still enjoy coming here and find it interesting

[Anonymous No.6624308]

>I really like sriracha
>Durum wheat pasta has a better texture when overcooked rather than cooked al dente.
>Coffee & beer is one of my favourite combos. Not combined, but having both side by side at the same time

[Anonymous No.6624313]

>>6622468
instant coffee is okay if you want it with milk and sugar.

eggs cooked in bacon grease just taste like bacon grease, it's not good. you wouldn't just want to eat bacon fat with no meat, and you cover up the flavor of the yolk.

[Anonymous No.6624322]

>>6622468
>low fat milk

[Anonymous No.6624326]

My family doesn't know I put Velveeta in my Mac n chiise

[Anonymous No.6624354]

I eat the cheapest chocolate that Lidl sells, and I like it. Thank you based Lidl.

[Anonymous No.6624372]

>>6622468
I am fat. My marriage is falling apart. I have not cooked for myself in a year and I am on the verge of suicide. My house is a mess and I cannot summon the energy to clean it, or really do anything but go to work and shitpost on 4chan. Several foods taste wrong to me no matter how they are made. Iced tea tastes like refried beans. Sriracha tastes like rotten fish. Tomorrow I am probably going to eat an entire jug of nutella by myself to try and stave off the emotional emptiness inside of me.

[Anonymous No.6624410]

I really like Cheez Whiz.

I eat it on almost everything. Toast, cooked noodles, have it with chips, etc.

[Anonymous No.6624423]

>>6622468
>I'm vegetarian
>I like sriracha, ketchup, ranch dressing

[Anonymous No.6624434]

>>6624372
Ever heard of depression?

[Anonymous No.6624454]

>>6624372
Have you thought about seeing a therapist?

[Anonymous No.6624458]

>>6624434
Yes

>>6624454
I'm sad, not stupid.

[Anonymous No.6624463]

>>6624245
I know your joking, but i reeaaaaaally want this to be true

[Anonymous No.6624468]

>>6624458
That's a misconception left over from freudian times. A therapist is for helping people overcome mental illness (such as depression) or help with managing/coming to terms with their lives. You don't have to be idiotic or crazy to see a therapist. You have to have a problem that needs fixing, which you clearly do.

[Anonymous No.6624469]

>>6624423
only one of those has animal products

[Anonymous No.6624472]

>>6624469
It's a confession thread, the two confessions aren't related.

[Anonymous No.6624478]

>>6624468
>You don't have to be idiotic or crazy to see a therapist.
You are misrepresenting my statement.
Therapists are scam artists. Only a fool would pay them for services.

[Anonymous No.6624487]

>>6624478
I apologize for misreading your statement.

Scam artists, huh? How many times have you been scammed by a therapist?

[Anonymous No.6624492]

>>6624487
>How many times have you been scammed by a therapist?
How many times have you died from eating moldy food? Why aren't you eating moldy food if you've never died from it? How can you know it's dangerous if you haven't done it yourself?

[Anonymous No.6624497]

I hate al dente pasta and I can't eat fish unless it's fully cooked.

[Anonymous No.6624511]

>>6624492
You didn't answer my question.

I'm assuming you're saying "scammed" in reference to the idea that they'll drug you the first chance they get. It's simply not like that. You have all of the control, and if you don't like it, you stop going. They're there for you, to help you get in control of your life so you can understand why you're depressed, why your marriage is falling apart, and maybe even save it if that's a thing you want to happen.

I doubt that a jar of nutella will do that for you.

[Anonymous No.6624516]

>>6624511
>I'm assuming you're saying "scammed" in reference to the idea that they'll drug you the first chance they get
try again TIDF

[Anonymous No.6624542]

>>6624516
I'm afraid that I don't know what TIDF stands for, and again you cherry picked what to respond to without addressing anything.

It makes little difference to me if another sad human wastes their life (if anything it'd be a boon in losing a shitposter), though I genuinely want people to better themselves. It's clear that you're suffering and if you want to (poorly) lash out at individuals on an anonymous fingerbox forum then that's on you.

But go on, tell me more about how the nutella is going to maybe stave off the emptiness inside of you. That's really going to help, huh.

Please get help. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run. Trust me.

Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.6624545]

>>6624542
it does more per dollar than any therapist can
way to really push the whole 'spend hundreds of dollars to talk to someone who doesn't care' thing

[Anonymous No.6624548]

>>6622468
wow OP you sure a re a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6624563]

I ate chipotle today.

I got a steak burrito.

[Anonymous No.6624734]

>>6624292
>I put milk in my tea

[Anonymous No.6625208]

>>6622482
I hope you kill yourself for the betterment of the human race.

[Anonymous No.6625246]

Tried a cup of instant coffee today. It had all the bitterness of a strong cup of coffee, none of the flavor, and it didn't even smell right. I've been told there are some brands of instant that taste normal, but whatever I drank was the grossest coffee I've ever had

[Anonymous No.6625254]

>>6624372
wanna fuck?

[Anonymous No.6625276]

>>6624292
I love drinking a beer while eating chocolate, I have always been ridiculed for it.

I like salt on cantaloupe and black pepper on watermelon.

I love blue cheese salad dressing but hate shredded cheese in my salad.

I always have cheese in a can in my cupboard.

I like dry white meat, chicken and turkey.

I occasionally crave a pb&j with yellow mustard

[Anonymous No.6625285]

>>6625276
a little bit of salt on ripe melon is great. Horrible though if the melon ends up under ripe or hard

[Anonymous No.6625500]

>>6622468
> pesto is disgusting
> I like all types of seafood and shellfish
> I never eat breakfast
> I prefer water and iced tea to soda
> pepsi > coke

[Anonymous No.6625517]

>>6622468
My favorite food in the whole world is tendies

[Anonymous No.6625542]

>>6624372
I've done that before
Nutella is fucking tasty, won't make you feel much better though sadly

[Anonymous No.6625546]

>I try to eat as cheaply as I can despite making more than enough to not
>I judge anyone who consumes ranch dressing
>I eat tortillas with caesar dressing at 1am
>I don't like fat in my steaks

[Anonymous No.6625553]

>>6624410
I like it too, but on noodles? Maybe not that far, I do put this on fried fish though, fantastic.

[Anonymous No.6625555]

>I want to believe I naturally have a perfect palette
>I love all seafood
>I prefer offal and uncommon cuts of meat
>I forced myself to like cilantro in name of its brilliant flavor
>everything I cook has lime

[Anonymous No.6625566]

>>6625517
What are tendies?

[Anonymous No.6625607]

>>6625566
>he never has enough good boy points

[Anonymous No.6625634]

>>6625553
Is that singsing's whore? why is she hugging a dick

[Anonymous No.6625664]

>I love fast food and could probably eat it every day without getting tired of it.

[Anonymous No.6625688]

>I prefer bagged tea over loose leaf

When I make tea. I usually make kinda a lot and drink it for the next few hours. So I make it in a pretty large kettle rather than in each new cup.
So loose leaf tea is extremely impractical considering it becomes way too diluted with an infuser ball.
Two tea bags is fine though.

I need to go pick up some empty tea bags so I can just bag all my loose leaf.

[Anonymous No.6625696]

>>6625664
I thought this for awhile with taco bell. But I'm pretty sure they helped contribute to some really bad stomach inflammation I developed the past 6 months. It got to the point where I could hardly eat anything without throwing up. I was eating antacids like candy. I got it all taken care of and under control now but taco bell was probably a major contributor.

Maybe I just eat too much spicy food.

[Anonymous No.6625702]

>>6624245
>>6624146
I fucking hate and love this board.

[Anonymous No.6625703]

>>6625688
Replace your little infuser ball with a proper kettle infuser. Giving tea the space it needs makes a huge difference. I similarly wondered what all the hype was about when I bought loose leaf, until I swapped my shitty ball infuser for a large mesh infuser.

[Anonymous No.6625704]

>I am starting to hate single/double type sushi platters.

Had a sushi dinner with some variety in my sushi, amazing when you try a bit of everything.

[Anonymous No.6625705]

>>6624734
Are you a retard. Milk belongs in tea.

[Anonymous No.6625761]

>>6625555
You seem like you'd be a cool friend

[Anonymous No.6625767]

>>6622468
>>I don't eat non-red meat
Me too. Birds are precious creatures, it's a shame most are farmed in such cruelty. Don't give a fuck about cows/pigs/dogs/etc though.

[Anonymous No.6625771]

>>6625767
>Birds are precious creatures
tell that to the australians

[Anonymous No.6625782]

>>6625771
I don't know what point you're trying to make but we, Australians, have a bird on our national coat of arms. There are two animals on our coat of arms (emu and kangaroo) and we eat the one that's not a bird.
I think that little tit bit of information speaks for itself, don't you?

[Anonymous No.6625784]

>>6624143
>I'm only interested in cooking because I want a balanced diet.
Then why are you here? Nobody talks about that stuff here.

[Anonymous No.6625790]

>>6625771
Funny you say that, it's 8:04 pm and yes, I am Australian.
Just sad to treat such naive things, especially keeping them in cramped cages without a loving partner.

[Anonymous No.6625792]

>>6625782
You can buy emu meat

[Anonymous No.6625795]

>>6625782
It's 'tid bit', you dumb cunt. And we eat emus.

[Anonymous No.6625797]

>>6625795
Is this some secret menu shit they serve at woolies?
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.6625803]

>>6625797
>produce is only located in woolies
Why are you even here

[Anonymous No.6625816]

>Not a vegetarian, but I am vegicurious
>Don't like cheese unless prepared
>Hate fast food unless drunk

[Anonymous No.6625818]

>>6625803
How do you not want to kill yourself when you can't read between the lines?

[Anonymous No.6625820]

>>6624545
Therapist here. You have absolutly no idea what you are talking about. The other anon is correct. You are in full controll and we are there just to help you. Sounds like you are afraid.

Though I am Dutch and have no idea of the quality of the American mental help system.

[Anonymous No.6625821]

>>6625820
Apparently studying psychology in America is like studying for a Bachelor in Modern Sculpture.

[Anonymous No.6625833]

>>6625821
well see a psychiatrist then, it doesnt take 12 years for nothing

[Anonymous No.6625844]

>>6622468
>I drink instant coffee but only in a coofee cup with a saucer
>>and I enjoy it if it's made for me
>>I don't eat non-red meat, though I will eat antelope
>>When I cook bacon, I still cook eggs in a clean pan+butter instead of bacon grease and I serve the eggs with a side of bacon grease
>>I don't like cheese unless it's cooked (yes, I've had patrician cheese, still don't like), though I have a block of Velveeta hidden in my bedroom that I might snack on
>>I drink low fat milk form the carton in the aisle of the grocery store and I don't pay for it

[Anonymous No.6625876]

>>6625833
Psychiatrists subscribe shit drugs.

[Anonymous No.6625911]

>>6622468
>I shop at WalMart
>I mix Tabasco and ketchup to have with my medium-well steak
>American cheese rocks
>Bacon is cooked in the microwave every time
>McDonalds fries are the best and totally addictive
>I do not activate my almonds

[Anonymous No.6625916]

>>6625876
This, go to a psychologist
A psychologist literally got his degree to prescribe a bunch of drugs instead of help you.

Sadly you have to look hard to find a decent therapist that will actually help you. Half of them have mental health demons themselves and dont help.

[Anonymous No.6625918]

>>6625916
I misspoke
Psychiatrist = drugs
Psychologist = no drugs

[Anonymous No.6625926]

>>6622468
I dont make my own salsa, I buy it.
And not only do I buy it prepackaged, I buy the generic walmart exclusive brand Salsa Sensations. Its the refrigerated stuff

Its dirt cheap at only $1.78, and it tastes so fresh.
I used to make my own, but this stuff is actually so decent that I dont bother anymore. Salsa and chips is something I eat routinely as a snack.

You should try it, its nothing like awful canned salsa, and I dont give a fuck if its a walmart owned brand.

[Anonymous No.6625934]

>>6625926
Where can I get some like this outside of the US? Anything you've tried ever come close?

[Anonymous No.6625938]

>>6624245
I recognice you, youre the shit splatter of wal mart!!!!!!

YOU WONT GET AWAY THIS TIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.6625959]

>>6625934
Im not sure about outside the US, but before I made my own food I used to buy canned and cold prepacked salsa like crazy.
The overwhelming majority is very mediocre and more expensive than making it from scratch.

If you really were looking to find a decent one, stay away from the stuff in jars stick to the fridge section (which still doesnt mean shit, a lot were dreadful)

[Anonymous No.6625964]

>>6625555

[Anonymous No.6626049]

>>6625926
Dat shiss gud mang

[Anonymous No.6627537]

>>6625820
Thank you for this. I've had no issues being on the patient side of things, but that's just my experience.

>>6625916
I've been to three (because of moving and other things) and only one out of the three weren't helpful. I'm sorry if you had bad experiences that made you think that way. The one that wasn't helpful was just someone that I didn't vibe with. Since the sessions are about you, my therapists didn't talk about themselves. They do a good job of opening up perspectives, not really telling you what they think or their opinions are. At least that's what my experiences were.

[Anonymous No.6627763]

I have a beverage with every meal, and I'm not even American.

[Anonymous No.6628720]

>>6622482
>>made a funny face at the turkey in the oven

lol

didn't really get the other two

[Anonymous No.6630445]

I'm not a vegan but I enjoy a lot of vegan prodects.

>Seitan
>Tofu
>Those fake meats like Tofurky.
>Quorn
>Those weird fake cheeses.
>Almond Milk