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[Anonymous No.6615769]

>https://www.guernicamag.com/daily/helen-rosner-on-chicken-tenders/

Okay, which of you did this?

[Anonymous No.6615907]

>>6615769
I did, well done, you got me

[Anonymous No.6615914]

>Chicken tenders have no history, they have no metatext, they have no terroir.

[Anonymous No.6616005]

>The third rule of chicken tenders is that sauce is a last resort. You shouldn’t have to dip your chicken tenders in anything.
HEY BITCH THAT'S THE BEST PART

[Anonymous No.6616037]

Chicken Tendie thread?

So Sonic is trying to emulate Dairy Queen's chicken strip basket, using tater tots instead of fries.

But their chicken isn't as good, the gravy was kinda runny, and the toast was soft.

6/10

[Anonymous No.6616073]

>>6615907
Helen?

[Snapper Carr No.6616094]

>>6615977
DQ's buffalo chicken strips were my jam

[Anonymous No.6616280]

>>6615769
>"Not so with chicken tenders. There’s no narrative to chicken tenders, there’s no performance. That is the substance of their allure: If you’re ordering them, you don’t have to look at the menu. You don’t have to think about whether you’ve been posting a lot of pasta lately or whether it’s kind of passé at this point to go for a kale salad. Chicken tenders aren’t cool. They’re not retro. They’re not funny. They ask nothing of you, and they don’t say anything about you. They are two things, and two things only: perfect, and delicious. That’s enough. That’s everything."

Helen-kun...

[Anonymous No.6616318]

>>6615769

A person who goes to a restaurant and orders tendies is an absolute deal breaker for me.

[Anonymous No.6616472]

>>6616280
>You don’t have to think about whether you’ve been posting a lot of pasta lately

Wh-what the fuck..that's actually in the article.

[Anonymous No.6616480]

>>6616472
She means posting pasta-related recipes on her website

[Anonymous No.6616574]

>>6615769
is it okay to feed chicken tenders to a frog? he's been a good boy, and I want to reward him.

[Anonymous No.6616614]

>>6616480
>>6616472

> it all makes sense
> h is the 8th letter of the alphabet
> p is 8 letters after h, a pattern emerges
> HELEN
> if we remove all constenants we get
> EE
> thats Helen minus 3 letters, so we go back 3 letters from H, and we find E
> therefore we add the aforementioned P as a 3rd letter
> EEP
> EPE
> PEE
> who do we know thats associated with the phrase poopoo peepee? That's right
> four words in the phrase
> the fourth letter is P
> add the P and we get PEEP
> now we reformat the word so that all original letters are in their original positions

> decoding graphemes...
>...
> reformatting letters...
>...
> extrapolating integers...
>…
> distributing photons..
>…
> sequence complete

> PEPE
> HELEN=PEPE


Wake up sheeple

[Anonymous No.6616664]

>>6616318

What if it's a low key burger joint?

[Anonymous No.6617151]

>Perfection is a precarious state. It occupies a narrow peak, the very pinnacle of the mountain. By its very nature, perfection leaves no room for wildness or risk. Perfection is passive, it’s static, it verges on bland. It’s a circle. A cloudless sky. An unmarked page. It’s everything and it’s nothing, and it’s glorious, and it usually comes with fries.

[Anonymous No.6617237]

>>6616614
underrated post

[Anonymous No.6617694]

>>6617151

It almost reads like a writ 101 essay somebody wrote shitfaced drunk.

[Anonymous No.6618014]

>reading this article listening to "Una furtiva lagrima" and sipping a nice Chianti

where were you when Helen ushered in the tendies renaissance