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I tried sriracha swirl ice cream. Ask me anything.

>> No.6600533

why

>> No.6600541

why

>> No.6600549

Was it more or less disappointing than the new Metroid game?

>> No.6600550

Why

>> No.6600554

Backstory:

>Walk into ice cream shop just as the owner is wrapping up a conversation with a young woman
>After she leaves, the owner explains she's a rep from a new ice cream company that just launched a new flavour
>It's fucking memesauce ripple
>She had no idea what sriracha is
>Sample some, and explain that young people will probably try it once because sriracha is a "trendy" food like avacado or salted caramel, but that's just about it

>>6600533
>>6600541
Free sample.

>>6600549
>Implying that even counts as a Metroid game

>> No.6600558

>>6600532
How hard did it kill your taste buds, and how much did your hipster beard grow upon consuming it?

>> No.6600562

>>6600558
Pretty hard. Vanilla ice cream and spicy garlic don't mix.

Thankfully genetics prevent my beard from extending more than an inch past my neck.

>> No.6600592

On a scale of 1 to an extra on Portlandia, how much of a dirty fucking hipster are you?

>> No.6600600

>>6600592
1, maybe 1.5 after this.

Aside from taking a shower, how can I de-hipsterize myself?

>> No.6600615

What's the best flavour you've tried, Rate it out of 10 for reference, along with vanilla.
That way I can imagine it despite my crippling autismo.

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6600722

ok

so wtf is so wrong with memesauce

I have never used it and it looks like chinese hot sauce

>> No.6600726

>>6600722
The fact that it's a meme, and probably that people put it in everything without regard to whether it actually works.

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6600753

>>6600726
but how is that different from any other condiment

>> No.6600783

>>6600753
Viral marketing from Huy Fong Foods.

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6600793

>>6600783
So Tabasco is fine
but siracha or w/e is exile worthy

>autism

>> No.6600806

>>6600722
It tastes like shit

if shit tasted like overcooked onions and garlic

>> No.6600879

I just had a burnt mashmellow shake. Was extremely delicious.

>> No.6600957

>Be me
>Why