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i trigger u

>> No.6589009
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6589009

>>6588994
Fuck

I kinda want to try that now.

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>> No.6589018

>>6589012

break it you nincompoop

>> No.6589246

>>6588994
that picture would be better if there were maple syrup and butter on the "waffles". or whipped cream.

also, would eat.

>> No.6589254

>>6588994
It's just a warm doughnut.

>> No.6589321

>>6589246
there's already a shit-tonne of glaze on those things already. How much sugar do you need, lard comet?

>> No.6589357

>>6589321
i meant for maximum triggering, captain autismo.

>> No.6590133
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>>6588994
im a good baker and people at work make me bake things for them i got this shitty recipe and if you go to their instagram youll get triggered @1minutesnacks
idk how to see posts without an instagram account though

this shit was just sugar with a bare hint of chocolate it was disgusting, she only ate one too because shes on a "diet"

>> No.6590140

>>6589246

Foodgasm

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>> No.6590153

>>6589321
>lard comet

I'll be using that one.

>> No.6590220

>>6590151

Gonna kill that goddamn ingrate

>> No.6590240

>>6589254
Heating a donut in a waffle iron will give it lots of crispy ridges it wouldn't normally have.

>> No.6590245

>>6589012
Thanks Obama

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>> No.6590475

>>6590151
More crust for me

>> No.6590476

>>6590472
looks like a black garbage bag

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>> No.6590536

>>6590493
I can see this being a speciality menu item at a japanese pizza hut

>> No.6590618

>>6590485
Tubular!

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>> No.6590624
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>> No.6591166
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>> No.6591184

>>6590240
>heating
no, you use it as a press, you don't leave them in there

>> No.6591188

I wish this hadn't turned into a food gore thread...

>> No.6591214

>>6591166
Mac and cheese pizza sounds potentially tasty

>> No.6591216

Ever wanted sriracha and tons of other tryhard shit on PB&J?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>> No.6591218

>>6591216
This whole show triggers me. Nothing worse than a snob except a person being a snob about something as simple as a PB&J.

>> No.6591317

>>6590624
Would eat. I've had scorpions in China, no taste really, unless you add seasoning.

>> No.6591357
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>>6589012

>> No.6591721

>>6591166
Mac & cheese pizza is pretty good drunk food.

>> No.6591744

>>6591218
Some of them are alright. I tried the Italian pasta one and now I almost never make it any other way.

>> No.6591745

>>6590472
>Vegans will defend this

>> No.6591747

>>6589009
It'll basically burn the sugar glaze off the donuts and render them tasteless. You're better off making sugar glazed waffles.

>> No.6591783 [DELETED] 
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6591783

Does anyone have any beef cyst recipes?

>> No.6591786

>>6591745
i've wondered what that is , it's a vegan pizza ?

>> No.6591787 [DELETED] 

>>6591783
Fuck off PETA.

>> No.6592406

>>6590240
Oh, sorry my mistake.
A warm, RIDGED donut.

>> No.6592427

>>6590493
Looks like a giant oreo

>> No.6592438

>>6591216
Who the fuck needs to learn how to make pb&j?

>> No.6592442

>>6590475
This.

>> No.6592775

>>6591357
obama is such a meem president

>> No.6592783

>>6592775
#fukobeme

>> No.6592790
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>>6591786
Looks like they tried to make a cheese pizza with cheese slices but forgot to take off the plastic.

>> No.6592816

>>6590485
my roomate made a pizza like this one time

>> No.6592824

>>6591216
Shit like this burns me up. Fucking triggered.

>> No.6592830

>>6592775
Omemer

>> No.6592893

>>6591357
>forcing jestery Bush meme-y vibe on a Kennedy like visionary just to keep people liking him
Seriously, if the president is funny, people don't mind his policies as much. Like that co worker who does shit all but you don't wanna see get fired because at least he cheers you up.

>> No.6592987

>>6590472

...did they use Kraft singles and not remove the plastic?

>> No.6593014

>>6592987
No, just your typical vegan cheese garbage.

>> No.6593117

>>6591786
it's vegan 'cheese' on top. it melts weird. thats probably it.

>> No.6593185

>>6588994
>perfectly good donuts
>smash them and knock off most the glaze for something that doesn't change how they taste or how light they are just because waffling things is trendy

You accomplished what you set out to do, OP. Good work.

>> No.6593264

>>6588994
thats really stupid but damn do I want to try it

>> No.6593267

>>6593014
kraft singles are not vegan. That image is a display of what happens to kraft singles in the oven.

Yes, vegans are fucking stupid, but you are wrong to say that image contains vegan cheese. It doesn't. Those are kraft singles. And they are not vegan. Fuck. Your. Stupid. Shit. Retard.

>> No.6593306

>>6590133
This stuff is actually beyond delicious. My mom came up with the exact thing years ago when I was still in high school. She called it 'Coal' and we'd always bring it to get-togethers and potlucks and shit, everyone always loves it

>> No.6593337

>>6590493
you're not a true drunkard until you've woken up with one of these in your still-400-degree oven

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>>6588994

>> No.6593565

>>6593267
Found the vegan.

>> No.6593592

>>6593337
I only kek because this is true.

>> No.6594099
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>>6593267
>Vegans getting assmad that their food sucks
It's never not funny.

>> No.6594279
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6594279

Triggering non-Americans.

>> No.6594306
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6594306

I triggered myself.

>> No.6594308

>>6594306
>not eating kale

Its like you don't want to be healthy

>> No.6594309

>>6594279
Genuinely triggered

>> No.6594314

>>6592987
Why even bother to remove it? It'll taste the same either way

>> No.6594323
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6594323

>>6594314

I can't hate Kraft singles. The best burger I have eaten has Kraft singles.

You gotta admit, it melts good.

>> No.6594328

>>6594308
There's a myriad of other things I could eat with the comparable nutritional value. It seems like every stay at home mom watching good morning america while updating their pintrest would suggest otherwise.

>> No.6594344
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>> No.6594347

>>6590493
Oven wasn't hot enough

>> No.6594433
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>>6590467
>mfw lemon slices on pizza

>> No.6594461

>>6592438
Hipsters love shit like this

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I worry about this sometimes

>> No.6594591

>>6594279
worked on me

>> No.6594604

>>6594584
Jokes on you, I wear glasses

>> No.6594650

>>6592987
>>6590472
That's what happens to processed cheese when you apply heat to it from a grill.

I made enough crappy garlic bread as a kid to know that.

>> No.6594656

>>6594279
I eat 3 burgers a day and this shit makes me sick

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>>6594323
I'd sell my body for some processed cheese. It's gotta be the original receipe (Singles or Cheez Whizz), none of the generic in-store brand crap. Generic brands have wayy to much chemicals and added ingredients.

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>>6594584
I cringed.

>> No.6594672

>>6594656
por quoi

>> No.6594674

>>6593337
This. Bonus points if you pissed yourself as well.

>> No.6594683
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>>6594672
por que or pourquoi, négro!

>> No.6594687

>>6593337
It never happened to me in my 10 years of drunken college life. However, one of my stoner roomates burned one every week.

>> No.6594706

>>6592893
>Kennedy like visionary

10/10

>> No.6594722

>>6594099
vegans confirmed cucks of the culinary world

>> No.6594724
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>>6594584
How about another one for good measure?

>> No.6594733

>>6594724
Holy shit I get that fear just when someone else is in the same fucking room as me and my propped-up feet. Or whenever I'm prone and my feet/legs are sticking out over the edge of a couch or something. Oftentimes when someone enters the room I'll shift and bend my knees in such a way that they will more easily give in the direction of the bend if someone falls on them.

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6594737

Does this count?

>> No.6594752

>>6591166
I'm gonna be honest with you, mac and cheese pizza is fucking wonderful. But it's best if you get a crust of cripsy cheese over the top, like in regular mac and cheese, to help hold it all together. Also I've found that square slices work better for this.

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>>6594724
Does he have one named DEEP DARK FANTASY?

>> No.6594772

>>6594724
requesting that one webm

>> No.6594831

>>6594772
All I've got is the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4llRU08RU&index=2&list=LLxJUHsU8YBTwv5mlQz8-msg

>> No.6594885

>>6590472
there is a skeleton face on the left side.

>> No.6594911
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>>6591216
Holy fucking shit, this cunt has the gall to charge upwards of seven dollars for a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am FURIOUS. What kind of mustachio'd fuckface cumguzzling tumblr-tier hipster pays SEVEN DOLLARS FOR PEANUT BUTTER AND FUCKING JELLY.

>> No.6595037

>>6590501
If this is like an apple fritterish pie thing I'm actually impressed

>> No.6595205

>>6594737
i'm mainly triggered firstly because it's second hand and $40 is too much when it could only have cost around $15 dollars in the first place and also liquorice isn't a sexy thing to eat because you have to chew it a lot.

>> No.6595371

>>6591216
I actually wouldn't be totally opposed to trying a grilled PB&J.

>> No.6595383

>>6595371
Never mind, I just remembered toasters exist.

>> No.6596224

>>6591357
He was saying thanks to his wife Obama for making the cookies too big.

>> No.6596262

>>6588994
imagine this with whipped cream and strawberries oh my go

>> No.6596287

>>6594831
I don't even have to open that link to know what video that is. Fuck, I hope that was just a hyper extension and there wasn't any awful damage.

>> No.6596298

>>6594724
lol youd have to weigh beyond 300lbs to even hurt me in this scenario, any of my friends would hurt their back or just bounce off my legs, or the table would break or something, have to be a string bean osteoporosis type person to fear this.

>> No.6596325

>>6588994
if it doesn't tear apart effortlessly and slide down your throat like they do when they're fresh, what's the point

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>>6594724
I've almost have had this happen to me when a fat bitch fell on me in a mosh pit. the only thing that saved me was the position I fell in.
I shudder thinking about it.

>> No.6596334

>>6596325
DUUUUUDE, they're KRISPY CREAM mother fucking WAFFLES! HOW CRAZY AND AWESOME SI THAT?!!

But no, seriously, it's fucking dumb retards in their 20's doing dumb shit and posting it on the internet.

>> No.6596339

>>6594306
>>6594308
Forget the health benefits, I just like kale chips (provided I make them myself). Tried store-bought ones the other day at a sample cart thing in-store, they tasted stale. Besides, how hard is it to wash kale and throw it in the oven?

>> No.6596343

>>6594559
Wow. She looks like an obese Drew Barrymore.

>> No.6596351

>>6595205
I like how you're not even mentioning the fact she sprayed what technically could be food with Febreze, thinking that'd disinfect it.

>> No.6596514

>>6594279
What's an "American"?

>> No.6596774

>>6594306
Filtered.

>> No.6596779

>>6596287
[spoiler]You could hear the snap.[/yesiknowthere'snospoilershere]

>> No.6596782

>>6591216
>Don't get jelly that's loaded with sugar
so... Fruit soaked in water?

>> No.6596789

>being triggered
fucking faggots ITT
whats the matter? is your autism acting up? someone doing something you disagree with?

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>>6592427

>> No.6597046

>>6590472
das fuck?

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>>6591216
>plain curry powder

>> No.6597344

>>6590620
But that looks amazing.

>> No.6597374

>>6596789
Are you describing yourself

>> No.6597458

>>6590467
that actually looks alright
>not eating entire lemon

>> No.6597572

>>6594279
My fuckin gf does this i fucking hate ranch. I will say tho she went from a skinny mini these last 2 years to c cup titties and a fat ass so i dont mind.

>> No.6597577

>>6593306
My step dad's family always did that
I liked it at first but after a couple bars my innards felt horrible

>> No.6597580

>>6597572
you better put a stop to that because you know the next stop on that train is hamplanet

>> No.6597749

>>6593267
Man, I grew up poor and made ghetto pizza with a slice of bread, ketchup(occasionally some spices) and a kraft single as the cheese all the time. It wasn't good, but fuck, it never once turned into that plastic mess you see there.

>> No.6597754

>>6588994
that's dumb. the whole point of those donuts is the creamy texture

>> No.6597755

>>6590497
>>6590501
These both look delicious.

>> No.6597782

>>6594328
Very few things are as nutritious and cheap as Kale.

>> No.6597792

>>6596789
This is 4chan, dumbass. Do you think anyone is taking this thread seriously?

>> No.6597795

>>6597316
I've never used curry powder but I'm willing to bet it has a good amount of turmeric which you have to cook to get rid of the bitterness.

>> No.6599457

>>6594279
Ranch is nasty.

>>6594344
>hating funnel cake
Either non-American or a huge picky faggot that wouldn't be any fun on vacations/at carnivals.

>>6594737
Those are not the kind you buy, either fake or she made it herself.