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6588625 No.6588625 [Reply] [Original]

You walk into a liquor store stoned as fuck with a fiver.

What do you get?

>> No.6588626

A corkscrew for my eyes.

>> No.6588630

>>6588625
That's not how you rub a dick.

>> No.6588631

>>6588630
Shows what you know about rubbing dicks, faggot

>> No.6588637

>>6588625
Arnold Palmer half and half Hard

>> No.6588661

A softdrink. Mixing tends to lead to disaster.

>> No.6588726

>>6588630
>>what is pacing
see if anyone gives you a handjob you faggot.

>> No.6589640

>>6588625
A single beer, hard cider, or cooler, because that's all a fiver will buy you without going over.

Even the really small 200ml half-mickeys are seven bucks and change.

I'd probably go for a hard cider, because appuls, or, if it's cheap enough, a small bottle of brandy or whiskey to sip at.

>> No.6589659

Pumpkin seeds and a sugar free energy drink.

>> No.6589664

2 four lokos and make the cashier pay my 10cent deposit from the take-a-penny

>> No.6589665

Skittles and an Arizona.

>> No.6589666

>>6588625
Marlboros

>> No.6589670

>>6588625
uhhhhhh
uhhhhhhh

hold on

uhhhhhh
you got Familiars? them big Coronas in the brown bottles?

>> No.6589672

>>6589665
>>6589659
>>6588661
Where I come from, the liquor store sells alcohol. I have no idea where you live.

>> No.6589684

>>6589672
mine usually sell snacks, like chips and jerky

>> No.6589685

>>6589672
last time I went to a liquor store I bought a can of coke zero and 2 bic lighters, came out to 4.35 with 50 cent card charge

>> No.6589694

6 keystones. Ez pz

>> No.6589710

a forty

>> No.6589717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

I'm sure I can find the change.

>> No.6589718

Tall boy, a pickle, and a scratch off.

>> No.6589746

>>6589718
dude thats a good pick

>> No.6589768

>>6588631

Language please

>> No.6589827

>>6588625
2 cans of Asahi Super Dry

>> No.6589832

6pack heineken.
Or fruit if there is fruit.

>> No.6589847

>>6589827

I bought some the other day and it's actually ok.

>> No.6589849

>>6589832
Wtf kind of liquor store do you go to that has fruit?

>> No.6589852
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>> No.6589853

>>6589849
probably some faggot bodega

>> No.6589857

>>6589849
A lot have lemons and limes.

>> No.6589859

Maybe like a single beer
t. Canada

>> No.6589861

dry sherry

>> No.6589862

If I can scrounge together some change with that 5, my favorite local liquor store has a six pack of 16 oz PBR's for 4.99.

If not, I'll cobble together a collection of King Cobra and Bud Ice.

>> No.6589880

>>6589859
Yeah. Weirdly, imported stuff is cheaper than domestic stuff sometimes.

I find german tallboy beer cans to be pretty good if I wanna drink socially for a while and have a bit of money to spend.

At least it's still a lot cheaper than buying booze at a bar.

>> No.6589882

two beers + any drug is literally the GOAT combo

>> No.6589885

>>6589880
I can get beer fairly cheep at the dep, at the SAQ the only thing you could get with five bucks is like a single imported beer. Also let me guess, Bitburger?

>> No.6589893

>>6589885
>the dep
>the SAQ
>Bitburger
I have no idea what you're talking about.

I live in Southern Ontario, and there are two kinds of places to get booze bottles you can take home: The Beer Store, and the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario).

I've been to Alberta where they were experimenting with privatizing liquor stores, but prices just went up all across the board.

Canada gets fucked hardcore for booze prices, internet prices, book prices, and a lot more things I'm not thinking of at the moment.

>> No.6589895

One of those mini skull vodkas.

>> No.6589896
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6589896

>implying you can buy anything here for $5

>> No.6589898

>>6589893
Ah, that was Montreal terminology. Yeah you guys in Ontario really get shafted with the Beer Store

>> No.6589904

>>6588625
I get a high fiver.

>> No.6589909

I'd have no choice to get either a shitty bottle of wine or a tiny sample bottle of gross liquor, so probably nothing.

>> No.6589915

>>6589896
Two tall boys of Yanjing, maybe 3 if you bring back some bottles too.

>> No.6589948

Two Colt45s 40s and some of that gross help your self loose jerky every liquor store ever has by the counter

>> No.6589957

>>6589898
I prefer liquor anyway.

Smaller bottles, I don't have to worry about refrigerating it so I can keep it next to my desk, and it lasts basically forever.

Plus, I'd have to take a bus or car to get to the nearest Beer Store, but there's an LCBO just a 15 minute walk away from where I live.

I could actually probably bus to quebec to get booze at a convenience store, but I'm thoroughly unconvinced that it'd be worth the money.

>>6589896
You can get one tallboy can for sure, maybe two if you get lucky.

The last thing I got was a 750ml scotch whiskey for $25, and a 200ml bottle of Brandy for $8. I just found the receipt. The price for everything came to $33.25.

I guess there are some benefits to including the tax in the listed price. The only extra charges on my bill are the deposit.

>>6589948
>every liquor store ever
Nope. Maybe it's just your area.

>> No.6589958

>fiver
Nothing, because I can't buy anything.

>> No.6589962

>>6588625
>slight muscles
>those eyes
>that fang
I'mma need a source on this semen demon OP

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>>6589957
>Nope. Maybe it's just your area.
must be a new england thing
jerky at the packy

>> No.6590026

>>6588625
some snacks if they have any otherwise nothing

not a big fan of mixing tbh

>> No.6590043

Funyons and a high life
Give a dollar to the blind

>> No.6590053

>>6588625
5 scratchers

>> No.6590075

>>6588625
couple 40s of steel reserve tbh

>> No.6590080

>>6590075
>>>/int/

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6590090

20 dollars from the atm then pic related

>> No.6590154

Arrested

>> No.6590157

>>6590075
My niggaaaa. Got my first blowjob while drunk off of Steel Reserve.

>> No.6590167

>>6588625
2 hurricanes or 2 genesee ice's or 2 steel reserves
or
1 malt liquor that is 6%+ and a small orange juice. make a brass monkey and enjoy
or
four shots of 101 proof rum and a small coke for a chaser if you in a place that sells $1 nips

>> No.6590173

>>6590004
mah nigger

>> No.6590304

>>6588625
Nothing because absurd alcohol tariffs in New Zealand.

>> No.6590305

>>6589827
this nigga knows whats up

>> No.6590454

>>6588625
Jacquins. You get Jacquins. It's a vodka behind the counter. Like $4.55 with tax. Everyone ITT is a dumbfuck.

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>>6589852
I haven't seen this in forever. Not since I was a teenager ands still living in glorious Texas.

>> No.6590996

>>6589962
This

>> No.6591007

>>6589718
My nigga

>> No.6591103

>>6589672
I live in Europe. Alcohol is haram here.

>> No.6591114

>>6588661
>can't handle being crossfaded
What's it like to be a bitch, anon?

>> No.6591122

>>6589718
You sound like trailer trash.

>> No.6591132

>>6588626
Chewing gum for the eyes

>> No.6591139

>>6591132
This really is the stoner thread..

>> No.6591141

>>6588625
Goon bag

>> No.6591142 [DELETED] 

>>6588625
Suace?

>> No.6591147

>liquor store
>fiver

nothing

maybe a crappy nip

>> No.6591153

>>6588625
Sauce?

>> No.6591163

Aussie here. South Australia is big wine country so for a fiver you can get two bottles of red wine or a 4L goon sack if you're lucky. Enough to get you half cut at anyway

>> No.6591861

There's nothing in Canada to get at a liquor store for less than five dollars except a single can.

>> No.6592038

>>6591861
Are you a Quebecuck ?

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6592599

one of these.

Also saying 'a fiver' sounds like you do both motocross and your sister all day long.

>> No.6592602

arrested

>> No.6594033

>>6588630
That's because she's rubbing a fucking Arizona, not a dick, you dick.

>> No.6594038

>>6588625
This is first thread I saw upon entering /ck/ and I hope the rest are like this. Nothing, because I don't drink.
>>6591861
You must live on the west coast

>> No.6594069

>>6588625
2 40s

>> No.6594072

>>6591163
Yeah a bottle of ok budget red is what I'd be looking for.

>> No.6594086

>>6594038
no one cares faggot

>> No.6594177

>>6594038
not coast, but west
>>6592038
Fuck quebec

>> No.6594197

4 pack of Thatcher's gold

>> No.6594210

>>6590004
>packy

you sure you don't mean paki m8?