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6573707 No.6573707 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ how do I find a man like Alton Brown to worship and procreate with?
Where do they hang out?

>> No.6573722

>>6573707
I heard Alton's single
I think he hangs out in Georgia

>> No.6573747
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6573747

So you like older men, eh? I'm an older man. Wanna practice your squats on me?

>> No.6573750

>>6573722

I think Alpharetta and Roswell more specifically.

Men like Alton probably hang out at the airport a lot and the film studios. I know Atlanta has a growing film industry, you might try finding out where that is happening and hang out there.

If you are looking for a guy that is into healthy food though, you might try your local farmer's market and look for guys that are there shopping by themselves, or with their bros. Pay attention to what is in their basket. Lots of fresh fruit and veg and a pricey cut of meat... that's your guy. stay away from beta fuck ups with processed foods, boxed meals, snacks, sugary treats...

If you are what you eat, then the farmers market is a great place to find men to procreate with.

>> No.6573755

>>6573747
Ya!!! I love squats, Anon!
>>6573750
B..but I'm black Anon how do I know if he's got the fever?

>> No.6573763

>>6573707
>RoseBot is back
Hey RoseBot! Filtered.

>> No.6574252

>>6573707
At the bath house.

>> No.6575770
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6575770

>>6574252
What's the bath house?

>> No.6575802

>>6573750
>Pay attention to what is in their basket. Lots of fresh fruit and veg and a pricey cut of meat... that's your guy. stay away from beta fuck ups with processed foods, boxed meals, snacks, sugary treats...

too true. You can deduce a lot about people's personalities based on their shopping cart

>> No.6577405

>>6573707

What city do you live in?

>> No.6577425

The one thing I cannot agree with AB is his diet episode.

>> No.6577508

>>6577405
Your desperation is amusing.

>> No.6577532

>>6575802
>>6573750
If a man doesn't have organic vegetables, chances are he is poor and believes in conspiracy theories involving reptoids and fiat money.

>> No.6577539

>>6573707

i cook, but i'm a pathetic no life shut in

>> No.6577559

>>6573707
>Where do they hang out?

Richard Dawkins Forums.

>> No.6577570

>>6577532

>conspiracy theorist
>eating GMO's

Come on, that's what you cut your teeth on.

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6577600

>>6573707

>> No.6577616

>>6577425
Been a while since I saw it but wasn't it basically "stop eating garbage"? Doesn't sound like too terrible of a diet to me.

>> No.6577682

>>6577616
Essentially. He used a list system - certain foods for daily eating, certain foods to never eat, and more in between.

>> No.6577730

>>6577600
based ratchet and clank

>> No.6577783

>>6573755
You would think AB would have moved to LA a long time ago. ATL isn't really the spot for TV, or consistently high quality food.

>> No.6578215

>>6577783
He's from Atlanta and his kid goes to school here. Atlanta is becoming a popular place for TV/movie industry to work because of low taxes and less restrictive union laws. Fast and Furious 5 and a bunch of new superhero movies were shot here. Atlanta isn't as advanced in food as LA but its quickly becoming the best spot in the South.

>> No.6578225
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6578225

>>6578215
Also Georgia is a place with good gun laws

>> No.6578303

>>6573707
I preferred Fat Alton.

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6578333

>>6578303
Me too anon. I don't like the skinny nerd look he has now, makes his authoritativeness about food seem dickish. When he was fat he seemed like your uncle with a beer belly who just knew a lot about food.

>> No.6578600

>>6578333

Christ, looks like he's packing a chorizo and a couple of aubergines down there.

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6578686

>>6578333
AIDS Alton looked scary

>> No.6578706

>>6578225
>one leg cuffed, other isnt

into the trash

>> No.6578996

His personality sucks. He thinks he's God's gift to the world of food now that he isn't fat anymore.

>> No.6578998

>>6573707
Step 1: stop being fat and entitled.

There is no step 2.

>> No.6579012

>>6573755
>B..but I'm black
Post pics

>> No.6579236

>>6573707
I'm like Alton Brown.