3.29 sausage mcgriddles?

[Anonymous No.6521403]

>be me
> get hungry on a long drive
> get off freeway in se Portland Oregon
> huge regrets immediately because dat traffic ridiculous
> breakfast better be good
> go inside McDonald's
> two sausage mcgriddles and a coffee pls
> Ok that will be $9
> wat no, I meant the dollar menu mcgriddles, not the one with the egg and cheese that's like tree fiddy each
> mcgriddles are not dollar menu sir
> look at menu and see pic related
>wtf sausage mcgriddles twenty cents less than regular
>wtf cashier
>"I do not make the prices sir"

Haven't they been dollar menu forever? What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.6521510]

[Anonymous No.6521518]

>>6521510
basically this. you should feel shame amerifat

[Anonymous No.6521575]

>>6521403
That'll be $4.49 plus tax. Would you like to get the meal for $6.79?

[Anonymous No.6521605]

>>6521403
the dollar menu isn't the same everywhere, faggot

[Anonymous No.6521731]

>sausage biscuit $1
>2 hash browns $1.50
>large coffee $1

Only thing I'm willing to order from McDs ever. Cheap enough breakfast and coffee for the afternoon when it's cooled enough to drink.

[Anonymous No.6521861]

>>6521518
>>6521510
You're just jealous because in Europe breakfast sausage is considered haram. Go read your quaran, faggot

[Anonymous No.6521878]

>>6521861

[Anonymous No.6521887]

Sausage Biscuit used to be a dollar menu item.

McGriddle, as far as I remember, hasn't been.

[Anonymous No.6521891]

>>6521878
>benis würst

[Anonymous No.6521941]

>>6521891

[Anonymous No.6522226]

>>6521403
> breakfast better be good
> go inside McDonald's
heh

[Anonymous No.6522252]

>be canadian
>no such thing as dollar menu

shit sucks

[Anonymous No.6522259]

>>6521403
>be me

[Anonymous No.6522266]

>>6522252

>visit canada the summer before last
>Mcchicken sandwich, then and still $1 flat in America, is FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.6522270]

>>6521403
>being this fuckin poor

[Anonymous No.6522278]

>>6522252
Well there's a "cheap" menu or whatever it's called, like Mcdoubles and shit

[Anonymous No.6522329]

>>6522252
>>6522266
>Be Canadian
>Hear about the Jalapeno Burger
>Never see it

Sigh.

>Sometimes wife drags me to Walmart
>Have nothing against Walmart, she always goes at the busiest times and I don't like the crowds at all
>One day in a particularily bad mood
>"WIFE, beore we engage in this retardedness, I am going to Mcdonalds and getting an ice cream cone to distract me from my misery."
>Get ice cream cone
>Eat it happily the entire time
>Kids see me with it and immediately bother their parents for one
>Imagine everyone is jealous of my kick ass ice cream cone
>Everything went better than expected

I always buy an icecream cone the first thing entering a walmart, it has become a tradition.

[Anonymous No.6522343]

>>6522329
lol that's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.6522350]

>>6522329
Yes, anon, they were.
I have also done this, and for the same reasons.

[Anonymous No.6522355]

>>6522266
99% sure you're wrong

Our cheap chicken thing is called a Jr. Chicken. The McChicken is the full sized chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.6522426]

>>6522259
It gets funnier every time I see it. They're our rivals. Get it?

[Anonymous No.6522568]

>>6522426
Yeah, basically.

Spergs who get pissed off at anything they see on 4 chan automatically attribute said content to reddit, though