/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6515023]

>putingt ham and cheese inside of a chicken
>implying this is a good thing
why do mongoloids eat this garbage?

[Anonymous No.6515026]

>>6515023
why do you care?

[Anonymous No.6515032]

Fat people like cheese.

[Anonymous No.6515039]

>>6515032
even the fucking taste and texture difference between the chicken and the ham is awful.

literally this recipe was devised by retards.

[Anonymous No.6515052]

>>6515032
>>6515039
why do you care? if you don't like it. don't eat it.

[Anonymous No.6515070]

>>6515052
I do care cause I am eating it at the moment. And I know I wouldn't be eating it right now if some fucking culinary jackass didn't frankenstein this flavor vampire in the first place.

i'm gonna fuckin vomit from this shit

[Anonymous No.6515081]

>>6515026
He has such low self esteem he has to validate his own preferences through other people, even if they're anonymous.

[Anonymous No.6515083]

>>6515070
You sound like a bitch

[Anonymous No.6515091]

>>6515070
cool story bro.

[Anonymous No.6515094]

>>6515070
So stop eating it. Troll, you are a sad and sorry sight. I'll bet you cry while eating, think it's a cool thing.

[Anonymous No.6515095]

>>6515081
what a meta post, anon. you're so smart. i bet your mommy plastered your elementary school homework all over the fridge cause you figured out basic arithmetic and how to correctly spell 6 letter words.

[Anonymous No.6515099]

>>6515094
>>6515091
>>6515083
>>6515081
>>6515052
confirmed fatties poorly projecting their own insecurities onto normal people.
>>6515032

[Anonymous No.6515103]

>>6515095
Someone got their panties in a bunch.

[Anonymous No.6515107]

>i don't like thing
ok

[Anonymous No.6515109]

>>6515107
>i like thing
please consider how retarded the opposite of your view is before sharing it.

[Anonymous No.6515111]

>>6515070
A bit of back story here.

Troll is between 15 and 17. He is about a year to two years immature for his age group. His mother has prepared prepackaged frozen dinner things which he's discovered he doesn't like. Troll has complained bitterly to his mother about these things and she has told him to shut up and eat his dinner. Troll has refused, pouting and shouting that, she can't make him eat his yucky (yes he used that word) dinner. Troll has fledthe table in a gale of tears and is now sitting in his room, angrily posting on the Internet to anyone who will respond to his bleating. He facebook is littered with food related denunciation like this. He has tweeted no less than 8 times about how he hates the sort of frozen enter his mother has prepared.

[Anonymous No.6515112]

>>6515109
I've considered it and, given that this thread hasn't been started by someone who likes a thing, it isn't retarded at all to point out that starting a thread telling everyone how you don't like a thing is a POINTLESS FUCKING WASTE OF TIME WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS ISN'T YOUR BLOG ANYWAY

[Anonymous No.6515117]

>>6515112
>being this mad that someone dislikes chicken cordon bleu
You are clearly ravaging your own anus and you need to quit it.

[Anonymous No.6515118]

>>6515111
And my phone Autocorrects too stupidly for words. Troll will likely seize on this to mock my post.

[Anonymous No.6515122]

>>6515117
I'm mad at 13 year olds shitting up this board and getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.6515133]

>>6515118
Your dumb story was TL;DR and wrong in each sentence for the first few sentences before I decided it was pointless to read the rest. I don't give a shit about your faggot phone or shitty mental fantasies. Learn to eat some real fucking food and realize you made that post directed towards someone who is disavowing a practical non-food item made of foodstuffs on a fucking Food and Cooking board.

[Anonymous No.6515147]

>>6515133
Such anger. Your mom really must have bawled you out OP.

[Anonymous No.6515193]

>>6515023

I like a chicken cordon bleu, but I love white corn tortilla, shredded chicken breast or pork tacos with just pico de gallo and sour cream, or an awesome pork arepa. I could eat them daily. No, I am not Latino.

[Anonymous No.6515273]

Honestly none of the flavors in Chicken Cordon Bleu really compliment each other aside from the fact that the chicken is breaded for a decent crisp.
The ham clashes with the chicken as they aren't even from the same species of animal, and the egrigious amount of cheese just overpowers the chicken.

It's quite unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.6515281]

>>6515273
There are some concoctions out there these days that makes you wonder how anyone ever thought they would be delicious. Chicken cordon Ranch for example. Good grief.

[Anonymous No.6515497]

>>6515099
>i don't like thing
>then don't have it, why are you whining like a bitch?
>f-f-fatties!

[Anonymous No.6515510]

>>6515497
We are all surrogate parents here from time, and are whined at just as badly as the real ones are. Pouts, sulks and angry denunciations of reality. You see it here on an hourly basis.

[Anonymous No.6515517]

>>6515111
Well then he's not a troll, is he? If what you say is true, he is sincerely expressing his views.

[Anonymous No.6516112]

Great thread OP

[Anonymous No.6518331]

>>6515023
bump

[Anonymous No.6518399]

Sage! It goes in every field, even the captcha!

[Anonymous No.6518486]

>>6515497
can't you read? it's because OP is a child and his mom is forcing him to eat it.

[Anonymous No.6519986]

>>6518486
You're too presumptious. Are all mothers suddenly chefs? What's excluding the possibility of OP eating at a restuarant?

[Anonymous No.6520078]

Smells like a /v/ crossie

[Anonymous No.6520988]

>being a cordon blech apologist
>2015

[Anonymous No.6521024]

Damn so I fucking love cordon bleu. Gentle chicken flavor merged with stronger, kinda smokey ham flavor + cheese to compliment it all and add a cheesy goopy note to it. Daaaamn son

[Anonymous No.6521114]

>>6515023
Nigger do you even cordon bleu?

[Anonymous No.6523066]

OP, your frozen "cordon bleu chicken" meal doesn't count.