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Anonymous Thu May 14 00:55:35 2015 No.6503793 [Reply] [Original]

>at a party
>people want to order pizza
>2 pepperoni
>2 cheese

Why do people want to hurt me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:23:36 2015 No.6504503 >at a party >caring about the pizza You are doing life wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:26:13 2015 No.6504507 >Hey can you make half pepperoni and half plain? Thanks Wow that was so fucking difficult

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:06:42 2015 No.6504598 >>6504503 >at a party You are doing life wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:07:15 2015 No.6504600 >>6504507 Why on earth would you want a plain pizza?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:21:42 2015 No.6504631 >>6504600 Plain implies cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:26:52 2015 No.6504645 >>6504631 No it doesn't, shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:32:49 2015 No.6504656 This is why I always bring a bag lunch whenever I go outside, just in case.

>>	Anonnn Thu May 14 10:32:52 2015 No.6504657 >>6504645 Pretty sure it does you cretin

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:34:45 2015 No.6504663 >>6504507 Confirmed for autism. OP already included cheese pizza, dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:38:06 2015 No.6504671 >>6504507 What exactly do you think OP's complaint was? That they ordered 2 pizzas instead of one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:42:51 2015 No.6504679 >>6504671 I'm assuming he took it to mean 2 people wanted pepperoni and 2 people wanted cheese.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:44:43 2015 No.6504682 File: 17 KB, 704x458, chease.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP OP

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:47:11 2015 No.6504688 >>6504663 Nice reading comprehension

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:48:15 2015 No.6504692 >>6504679 He's fucking retarded regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:50:29 2015 No.6504700 >>6504656 >hey Anon, we're going to get a pepperoni pizza >h-h-huh I brought my own food, it's alright >Anon then pulls out his cold and stale tendies and ketchup

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:51:28 2015 No.6504702 >>6504657 how do you know he doesn't mean no sauce or crust only, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:56:56 2015 No.6504709 >>6504656 Oh, you're that guy, with you bullshit homemade lunchables garbage in sammich' bags holding your head up all high in a false sense of superiority while you snack on your SJW brown bag offerings. I fucking hate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:57:00 2015 No.6504710 >>6504700 Get a load of this fignut that can't even reward his own good boy behavior and has to go all the way home to mommy It's called independence, dummy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:11:05 2015 No.6504900 >>6504688 The fuck are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:14:15 2015 No.6504907 >>6504709 You're one of those guys who absolutely must include "SJW" somewhere in their post, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:19:23 2015 No.6504918 >>6503793 >Why do people want to hurt me? Because you make yourself out to be a victim for no discernible reason. A couple pepperoni pizzas and a couple cheese is a reasonable party order. What the fuck else could you possibly want?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:52:27 2015 No.6505016 File: 10 KB, 201x251, 1425174198392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504709

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:57:58 2015 No.6505028 >>6504918 white pizza with eggplant and garlic oil drizzled over the crust, dotted with fresh ricotta cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:04:02 2015 No.6505039 >>6504702 Because who the fuck would order that? Definitely not people who have parties

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:13:57 2015 No.6505354 >>6503793 >expecting people to spend 5 more bucks on something they won't taste. In a party pizza is there just to not get hungry, not to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:27:58 2015 No.6505775 >that one based motherfucker who orders whatever he wants from that really good hole in the wall pizza place

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:29:06 2015 No.6505778 >>6504918 Variety. Pepperoni is the shittiest meat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:44:21 2015 No.6505809 File: 584 KB, 1013x571, 1430542288694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6505778 I used to love this guy until I saw his video about going to the movies and saying you shouldn't get snacks. Instantly discredited

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:46:42 2015 No.6505813 >>6505809 I personally hate popcorn at theaters. Loud at fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:47:12 2015 No.6505815 >>6504645 Your an absolute cretin or from the worst coast if you don't know what a plain pie is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:58:21 2015 No.6505839 >>6505778 /thread pepperoni is for autists and fat greasy retards and cheese is manchildren

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:07:53 2015 No.6505851 >there are grown "adults" that don't order a supreme or specialty pizza every time Literally the cancer of this earth. Tasteless fucking plebs. Only cucks order cheese or pepperoni pizza.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:14:49 2015 No.6505860 >>6505813 Loud and delicious Replicating movie theater popcorn is practically impossible I used to work at a cinemark, I used all the same ingredients, it just doesn't work without the filthy popcorn machine

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:19:42 2015 No.6505869 >>6505775 >Using the phrase "hole in the wall" >Getting invited to parties kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:28:22 2015 No.6505887 File: 39 KB, 425x369, dom81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >plain pizza, only sausage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:30:46 2015 No.6505891 >>6505869 >implying hipster faggots don't have parties

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:27:40 2015 No.6506405 >>6505778 >Pepperoni is the shittiest meat. Absolutely, but a party is no place to try to indulge your supposed great taste. Parties are almost always about shit taste, unless it's a rich guy showing off. Even then it's a dice roll.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:34:23 2015 No.6506418 It sounds like you're both lactose intolerant and 11 years old.

Anonymous Fri May 15 00:08:26 2015 No.6506512

>>6506418

>Implying 11 year olds aren't the only ones who eat just pepperoni or cheese pizza

Any adult only party should have at least one supreme, I understand having a pepperoni for the picky taste people or a just cheese in case anypony is vegan but I mean most adults like more variety in toppings than basic pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:10:07 2015 No.6506514 >>6506512 Triggered baited and taking off shirt to fight u

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:12:08 2015 No.6506518 >>6506512 >saying anypony >in 2015 Literally kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:14:10 2015 No.6506524 >>6506514 I got your back, despite being soul crushingly confidant that there are actually anons on /ck/ who aren't 11, or stay at home drunks, who have chain crap pizza parties like it's 1996.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:26:14 2015 No.6506547 Never really got into big parties but if I knew more than ike 4 folks were coming over id just prepare some basic naan kalmata olive "pizza" and it was a huge hit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:27:33 2015 No.6506552 >>6506518 How would I figuratively kill myself exactly?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 07:13:33 2015 No.6507109 >>6506512 >cheese >vegan what?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 15:53:24 2015 No.6508286 >>6506512 >Any adult only party >anypony I wouldn't call three or four extremely socially awkward men getting together to watch cartoons a party. Also a "supreme" sounds like something you get from a shitty chain, so your opinion is doubly invalid.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 18:26:35 2015 No.6508700 >>6508286 >implying ponyfuckers eat from anywhere but chains

Anonymous Fri May 15 18:37:52 2015 No.6508733

>>6508286

>Four morbidly obese 27 year-old virgins sitting around in some poor woman's basement watching a cartoon for young girls, stroking their patchy neckbeards and adjusting the fedoras concealing the greasy remains of their prematurely balding hair, grunting, gasping, and sweating profusely as they each shovel a Pizza Hut mega meat lover's and a bottle of Mountain Dew Game Fuel into their unbrushed mouths

You are now imagining the smell in that room.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 19:24:29 2015 No.6508878 >>6508733 I've lived on a tour bus with a rock band. I don't have to imagine that smell. Just more body odor and less booze sweat would be my guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 09:11:26 2015 No.6510530 >>6506552 You'd browse /ck/ every day

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