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/jack/ Anonymous Tue May 12 18:54:00 2015 No.6499432 [DELETED]

Old /jack/ thread hit bump limit so let's get this shit going.

Latest video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0t_lrQm_4k

It's been a while since the last Cuck On The Go, has Jack lost it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 18:57:48 2015 No.6499441 File: 900 KB, 1644x1843, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 18:59:39 2015 No.6499446 >>6499441 >cutting a wooden spoon >what recipe requires spoon chunks?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:05:31 2015 No.6499460 thats not a recipe thats just pasta salad white people have eaten that for decades why make a video explaining how to mix noodles with chopped veggies and that super salty premade dressing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:26:16 2015 No.6499515 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, 10749 - Copy - Copy (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6499441 my personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:51:26 2015 No.6499598 >>6499441 Are these pictures from an outtakes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:09:04 2015 No.6499657 >>6499598 Nah its just screenshots from his videos

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:15:32 2015 No.6499670 >>6499657 What use could a charred pile of chicken ever have for a cooking guide?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:18:30 2015 No.6499680 >>6499670 Juicy quasadillas

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:26:22 2015 No.6499708 >>6499670 https://youtu.be/H0NOgQK46ts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:30:39 2015 No.6499720 >>6499441 When he made his son stick his finger in the cream, ugh. Pigman. He didn't even want to do it but he kept asking him. Jack, why must you turn your son into you? He is already a better cook than you. Don't ruin this for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:52:30 2015 No.6499799 File: 173 KB, 600x591, m0mor2-b78926438z.120120309092821000g1415vtmq.1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you cu/ck/s even play with your food? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUw-iLX25v4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:56:33 2015 No.6499812 >>6499432 How can /ck/ rig the Traeger Smoker giveaway contest?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 20:58:56 2015 No.6499823 >>6499812 Rig it how? Are we going to send it to Joey so he can smoke his mother? Send it to Ken so he can write it off?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:00:07 2015 No.6499829 >>6499432 That actually looked good until he made that god awful dressing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:02:48 2015 No.6499833 >>6499823 Since Joey is an expert chef, I think a smoker could add to his culinary repertoire Or at least a review where he bbqs an entire pig

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:08:42 2015 No.6499846 >>6499441 This needs to be updated with Aunt Myrna's party salad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:10:39 2015 No.6499849 >>6499846 Middle row 3rd down

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:13:06 2015 No.6499855 >>6499846 >>6499849 It's need a close up of him biting the chocolate chip cookie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:24:12 2015 No.6499887 >>6499446 He was testing out a ceramic knife. The worst part was, he almost seemed genuinely surprised when it chipped on a wooden spoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 22:25:32 2015 No.6500090 Why is Jack such an immense dick to his son? They way he demeans him is sad as fuck. Poor boy is going to grow up feminized with manbreasts and zero self confidence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 22:34:09 2015 No.6500119 >>6500090 what do you think jack's dad did to him

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 22:45:59 2015 No.6500147 >>6500090 Since he can't please his wife, he has to release his impotent rage on Jack jr. It is his way of pretending he is still a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:21:11 2015 No.6500386 File: 2.84 MB, 1280x720, jack_ultimate_cuckie_noaudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step it up, cucks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:24:41 2015 No.6500405 Can we all agree: Entertaining level from greatest first to least last: Old Joey > Jack > Ken (for rage fuel) > New Joey

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:26:57 2015 No.6500418 File: 500 KB, 1280x720, jack_ssj_cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500405 Monkey Style Joey > SSJ Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/ > Ken "Don't Audit Me Bro" Domik > Chingrip Low-test Joey

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:48:10 2015 No.6500490 i hate this muppet lipped mother fucker

Anonymous Wed May 13 00:50:50 2015 No.6500502

>>6499708
even an opened can is beautiful to jack

beautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautifulbeautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:53:12 2015 No.6500508 >>6499708 >I know what you're thinking, it's a little dark ITS FUCKING BLACK ITS BADLY BURNT FUCK HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANY VIEWS?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 00:54:36 2015 No.6500511 >>6499708 its beautfiul. isnt that beautiful? its so wet and hot. its beautiful actual line from the episode

Anonymous Wed May 13 01:10:25 2015 No.6500550

>>6500508
>FUCK HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANY VIEWS?

same way that ol lennon croons that a crowd of people stood and stared at the man who didn't notice that the light had changed and who thusly blew his mind out in his car; it's a tragedy, it makes you go "oh boyyy" and you can't help but watch

Anonymous Wed May 13 01:28:48 2015 No.6500586
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>King Ja/ck/ graces your abode with a bunch of dank ingredients
>He ejaculates, "That's right, Anon, I'm here to make some beautiful _____________"

What does he say, cucks? What do you want the King to make for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 01:36:49 2015 No.6500600 >breaking your pasta >wishbone "italian" dressing >DiGiorno "parmesan cheese" Jesus what the fuck is he doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 01:41:45 2015 No.6500616 >>6500600 forgot to add >that water to pasta ratio >salting the water after putting the pasta in this is only a 5+ min video and the first 2 mins already have me in tears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 01:43:26 2015 No.6500620 >>6500586 The only thing I have seen him make that I would consider eating is his mac and cheese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYfZj_NXOI

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 01:49:46 2015 No.6500637 >>6500620 Do you want it smothered with the Best Pineapple Gravy You've Ever Tasted?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 01:50:46 2015 No.6500641 File: 167 KB, 1280x720, jack_cuck_downy_pineapple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500637 Forgot me pic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 02:42:58 2015 No.6500757 File: 758 KB, 400x160, tumblr_n0l61tWFp71r3a76xo2_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500418 >no golden goatee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 04:06:45 2015 No.6500897 >>6500600 >>6500616 Beautiful isn't it?

Anonymous Wed May 13 04:13:10 2015 No.6500906

I imagine Jack falling asleep on the couch, listening to the creaking bedsprings from the bedroom he once shared. What thoughts must go through his head.
>Maybe if I make something really good tomorrow she will
>Maybe if I can get more subscribers and bring in more money she will
>Maybe if I spend more time with jack jr, let him be on a few episodes with me she will
>Maybe she will... finally love me again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 04:20:06 2015 No.6500918 File: 41 KB, 727x689, mootmenigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500906

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 04:52:35 2015 No.6500980 File: 27 KB, 250x331, 1374969571197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500405 im with u 100%

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 05:13:38 2015 No.6501000 File: 262 KB, 363x327, 1404683502576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] his fucking pizza review made me yell at my monitor. >californians dont know how to make pizza >to demonstrate this i will test pizzas from pizza hut, costco and domino's

Anonymous Wed May 13 05:30:27 2015 No.6501016
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>>6500620
This tubby Muppet lipped motherfucker thought he was going to be a food network star then proceeds to call it groyer cheese and use a metal wisk in a Teflon pan.....fucking hell .....oh here's his audition tape
https://youtu.be/5mffOKBpNKg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 06:22:18 2015 No.6501084 >>6499432 >putting oil in noodlewater Someone should stop this walrus from uploading more videos

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 06:45:51 2015 No.6501120 >>6501000 >Not judging pizza by the shittiest chains that are in your area Stay pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:04:56 2015 No.6501145 >>6500000 It's messed up. But there's not much we can do for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:08:48 2015 No.6501153 >>6501084 >>6500616 >all these complaints about how he made the noodles I do the exact same thing, but I don't really know much better. How would you guys prepare pasta?

Anonymous Wed May 13 07:12:28 2015 No.6501161

>>6501153
No oil in the water. Only salt. Cook them until they are a little hard still. If you use spaghetti, you can tell if they are done by looking at the side of one. If they still have a little white dot, drain them. DO NOT rinse. Leave them sitting for a minute, they will continue to cook and end up al dente. If you prefer your noodles soft, kill yourself at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:15:33 2015 No.6501167 >>6501084 noodles are not pasta anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:24:23 2015 No.6501179 File: 471 KB, 335x288, 1430247295684.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501167 Not him but who gives a shit? this is a ripping on jack thread not a pasta/noodle/macaroni thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:25:01 2015 No.6501182 >>6501167 I sure hope you're trolling, they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:44:06 2015 No.6501208 >>6499887 And then he returned the destroyed item for a refund. What a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 07:49:07 2015 No.6501215 >>6500586 I would not trust that manchild to pour me a glass of wine let alone cook me a meal. I've seen his raw-ass chicken and heard his solution for it. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 08:00:16 2015 No.6501230 >>6500620 Subbed to Dicks Grill now. Why aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 08:22:29 2015 No.6501262 File: 107 KB, 313x398, jack cuck 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JACK U C K

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:51:16 2015 No.6501496 File: 336 KB, 647x400, jackcuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Cuck on the Go, Jackoffs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd92CmCvLUk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:59:56 2015 No.6501521 >JACK LIVES IN CALIFORNIA >JOEY LIVES IN CALIFORNIA COLLAB WHEN???

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:04:35 2015 No.6501530 >>6501521 jack moved to Tennessee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:08:49 2015 No.6501541 >>6501496 >asking his wife if he can order pad thai C U C K E D

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:46:18 2015 No.6501620 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xl8QT0-9k Is there a video where this fucker doesn't undercook the chicken? Every chicken video it's the same shit - "look at that, juicy, perfect" It's fucking raw every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:47:51 2015 No.6501627 >>6501620 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:03:21 2015 No.6501675 File: 1.49 MB, 250x208, 1375418947847.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501620 his fucking hissing laugh GOD DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:04:38 2015 No.6501677 >>6501496 >that a goldenfish right ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:24:11 2015 No.6501724 File: 851 KB, 960x717, kbdproductions_grade_a_clown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501496 What a fucking pathetic cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:36:53 2015 No.6501765 >>6501620 4:17 jack confirmed for mental handicap

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:38:45 2015 No.6501768
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>>6501496
>Jack's wife gets the salt shaker to lean
>Jack is content
>Jack's wife tries to get the pepper shaker (black) to lean
>Jack says that his wife is never happy
>salt shaker falls over
>Jack's wife takes the pepper shaker and pulls it closer to her

Cuck'd again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:42:04 2015 No.6501775 >>6501496 >pronouncing pho as "fUH"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:54:30 2015 No.6501800 >>6501775 You mean pronouncing it correctly then. >protip :pho doesn't rhyme with foe

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:54:32 2015 No.6501801 >>6501775 Let me guess, you think it's 'foe' Let me show this to my Vietnamese family so we can have a laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:55:42 2015 No.6501803 >>6501775 >2015 >still getting rekt on the chans

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:56:14 2015 No.6501806 File: 1.90 MB, 245x276, 1428418803678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501801 >2015 >being vietcong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:58:24 2015 No.6501808 File: 88 KB, 307x286, 1416806066612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501800 >>6501801 >>6501803 >44^2+13*6+1 >falling for bait

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:59:02 2015 No.6501810 >>6501496 Is harry an alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:05:35 2015 No.6501826 >>6501496 >that waitress hnggggg Tina isn't bad either

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:06:40 2015 No.6501829 >>6501808 Bullshit, pedo-boy.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:12:23 2015 No.6501839 >>6501826 Pretty sure that dude does the "Level 5 challenge" and then fucks Tina's ass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:12:32 2015 No.6501840 >>6501810 Most definitely. I'd love for him to have his own video series that covers the various "food challenges" around town and the corresponding sex acts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:16:01 2015 No.6501845 >>6499432 Has anybody ordered his sauces yet? I need to know if they are the best sauces the anon has ever tasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:17:39 2015 No.6501850 >>6501167 Not all noodles are pasta but all pasta is noodles

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:23:06 2015 No.6501864 >>6501810 Wouldn't you be?

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:26:10 2015 No.6501874
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>>6501864
I think being in bumfuck, TN would drive me nutty, but his wife seems nice enough. And he isn't a cuck, so there's that. If I woke up as Ja/ck/ I'd probably hang myself by lunch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:27:30 2015 No.6501878 File: 359 KB, 522x471, Screen Shot 2015-05-13 at 1.26.10 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501496 1:32 Jack Jr. fucking cucks his dad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:27:50 2015 No.6501880 >>6501874 He's friends with Jack, though. How great of a life is the guy having? Agree on the wife, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:28:40 2015 No.6501884 >>6501878 That nostril lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:35:19 2015 No.6501900 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA This is my favorite one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:35:44 2015 No.6501902 >>6501878 How do I get arms like Tammy's?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:39:08 2015 No.6501915 >>6501902 Never stop bulking. >started bulking >all it did was make my gut bigger >still have noodle arms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:43:08 2015 No.6501929 >>6501496 Harrys daughter is qt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:45:52 2015 No.6501940 >>6500386 >that split second when he realizes how shit the cookie tastes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:47:23 2015 No.6501945 >>6499441 Which of his videos is the bloody chicken?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:50:29 2015 No.6501956 >>6501496 Tina could get it. Preferably with Ja/ck/ as an audience

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:55:04 2015 No.6501967 >>6501620 him squeezing the chicken makes me feel very uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:05:13 2015 No.6501991 >>6501806 >god tier food >best skin tone, not too dark not too light >Beautiful homeland >Qt girls >family full of engineers and accountants >Loyal wives Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:29:29 2015 No.6502036 >>6501945 bag and spice or something some mccormick spice bag mixture

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:30:20 2015 No.6502037 >>6501945 Any video with chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:33:13 2015 No.6502044 >>6501521 Joeys too busy washing kens nuts to make decisions that his viewers would like him to make

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:40:48 2015 No.6502063 >>6502037 I've seen a video with chicken where it was done

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:52:40 2015 No.6502085 >>6501900 Good god. Not even close

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:54:02 2015 No.6502088 >>6501991 >best skin tone Rer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:46:25 2015 No.6502218 >>6501675

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:48:42 2015 No.6502225 File: 12 KB, 334x302, 138437-ernie_facepalm_by_ridinrail_super.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6501675 Not only does he look like a fat Muppet he laughs like one too fucking hell https://youtu.be/Uf8nPDGuvdM

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:00:19 2015 No.6502256 >>6501084 >>6501153 >>6501850 Its pasta you fucking stupid amerisphere obese cunts. Also you don't put fucking oil while its boiling just salt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:43:11 2015 No.6502368 >>6502256 I'm German and we call noodles noodles because pasta sounds like you're a tryhard oh-so-sophisticated Italianophile

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:52:11 2015 No.6502393 >>6502256 Im russian and we call no matter what kind of pasta macaroni

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:25:24 2015 No.6502520

>>6501991
>manlets
>dicklets
>muh homeland
>accountants
>nearly shitskin
>little sexual dymorphism
>low test males

Why live if you're a vietcong man? I'll agree that some of the grills are qt but not enough. And they're fucking womanlets too. Not to mention the often fucking annoying voices and terrible-sounding language.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:27:45 2015 No.6502531 >>6500620 >That shameless commercial he put in

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:27:58 2015 No.6502533

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4hG6qgyPs
French Onion Soup.

Jesus fucking Christ. I want to punch this untalented fat fuck in the throat.

It would have been so fucking easy for him to just spend half an hour watching real chefs on youtube making it first but he apparently thinks he can just buy a sack of onions and make it up as he goes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:47:40 2015 No.6502620 >>6502533 >we don't want it to be soggy >we want it to be beautiful Apparently beautiful and soggy are antonyms in his book.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:05:09 2015 No.6502680 >>6502533 >the size of those fucking chopped onions >barely even caramelised Oh I mad. I can't fathom why this guy is popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:10:15 2015 No.6502704 >>6501902 Give a lot of black guys handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:11:08 2015 No.6502711 >>6501991 >best skin tone >not too dark Oh man, you should write standup

Anonymous Wed May 13 18:25:38 2015 No.6502782

I kinda like his videos. He seems so passionate about things and is calm unlike most YouTube people with their fucking jumpcuts and yelling and whatnot.
Also what I find interesting is that he often tries out recipes for the first time right on camera and uploads the videos even if he fucks up. And hell I want to try out those sauces but I won't be paying those shipping fees however high they might be, Amazon spoiled me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:35:02 2015 No.6502821 >>6502782 Jack pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:47:54 2015 No.6502864 >>6502782 Jack I want you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:49:01 2015 No.6502870 >>6502782 Take me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:49:21 2015 No.6502871 >>6502821 >>6502864 I'm not Jack though, I'm not even Americano.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:50:01 2015 No.6502875 >>6502704 Ja/ck/ you are so cynical...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:55:06 2015 No.6502891 File: 38 KB, 420x882, 10629779_854319714581051_2288209297566215401_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6502225 Jack used to be a handsome man though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:59:25 2015 No.6502898 >>6502891 I cannot say what he is, he doesn't look white is he Mehican?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:02:18 2015 No.6502902 Any ex-Broeys here?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:03:56 2015 No.6502906 >>6502902 Reporting in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:04:04 2015 No.6502909 >>6502891 would bang both.

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:06:48 2015 No.6502914

Does anyone find it weird how all of Jack's friends are church people?

Like I'm on Tina's facebook and she's posting about missions and bullshit like that every day, I didn't expect that. I know one of the main reasons people join a church is for networking but come on Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:10:51 2015 No.6502926 >>6502914 https://open.spotify.com/track/1dtzjTkNecIRAL4X3u4CtL Jacko's fav jam.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:34:58 2015 No.6502992 >>6501496 Why do Jack and his wife fight so much? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:36:11 2015 No.6502998 >>6502902 Yeah. I got out even before the jerky and Mod pizza selling out. To watch Joey nervous in Ken's presence in the last video made me not regret my decision

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:38:07 2015 No.6503005 >>6502998 Smart boy All the #KillJack-s and LadyWhales in the world couldn't take down Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:57:18 2015 No.6503051 File: 58 KB, 297x358, 1431199267712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6503005 Jack's a dirty cheat that pays companies for fake subscribers look at his hundred sixty thousand plus subs but only averages thirty thousand views

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:03:39 2015 No.6503071 >>6499799 does he have teeth or no?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:06:20 2015 No.6503084 >>6503051 he's been shilling sauces on youtube for like 8 years, I'm pretty sure he's not paying anyone, it's more likely a good chunk of his subscribers are just old/dead accounts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:12:13 2015 No.6503098 File: 1.15 MB, 1280x720, i'mbyaaaaack!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6503084 Come on that many i doubt it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:19:42 2015 No.6503118 >>6501262 JACK ----U-I ----C-N ----K-G

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:21:00 2015 No.6503123 >>6503084 >>6503051 What's the point of fake subs anyway? You only get paid for views and clickthroughs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:22:11 2015 No.6503126 >>6502914 Very religious people are fucking creepy faggots like the Cuck King himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:22:20 2015 No.6503127 >>6503118 That's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:26:18 2015 No.6503142 >>6503118 ------C ------U J A C K ------K I N G ------I ------N ------G

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:29:49 2015 No.6503151 Hey guys, remember when the Cuck King created an online store unironically named the "Jack Shack"? No it wasn't a bordello where he jerked you off. Google cooking with jack and jack shack

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:32:27 2015 No.6503155 >>6503151 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQU6MSCe8g Fucking kek >in europe it means something bad It means the same thing in the US you fat turd

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:35:07 2015 No.6503162 >>6502898 He's a dirty wop.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:37:12 2015 No.6503171 >>6503098 it's more likely since Jack's channel is old and he gained most of his subscribers early in his youtube career. is paying for bots on youtube even a thing you can do? and like what >>6503123 said, is there even a point?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:37:50 2015 No.6503173 >>6503162 he honestly does't look like one. He looks mexican or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:38:17 2015 No.6503176 >>6500586 >he ejaculates Not unless his wife lets him

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:41:12 2015 No.6503191 >>6499432 >jack thread hit bump limit fuck that is depressing this shit doesn't even belong on /ck/ especially given that it's every goddamned episode of 2 shitty youtube channels that you are keeping eternal threads on now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:41:20 2015 No.6503192 >>6502898 he's from cyprus, this is probably him fresh off the boat when he was dark from the Mediterranean sun and tammy loved that but then he got pale so she turned to real men who were a real colour

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:41:34 2015 No.6503195 You think if Jack came here he'd upload something to his vlog channel where he denies the cuck allegations? There's nothing I want to see more in this world.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:45:26 2015 No.6503207 >>6503195 It's pretty obvious that his wife keeps his balls in a jar on the mantle. There is no real denying that.

Anonymous Wed May 13 21:00:21 2015 No.6503239

>>6503123
>>6503171
Simple, it inflates your e-peen

By having 60k subs, even if the average person sees Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad as their first vid, they'll assume it was a fluke with how bad it was and that to have 60k people subscribes to him he has to actually be good, so they check out more shit until they're either tricked into believing he can cook or they get smart and don't sub because he's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:02:51 2015 No.6503242 >>6503239 >implying aunt myrna's party cheese salad isn't delicious you haven't even tried it you fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:04:55 2015 No.6503244 >>6503242 Why the fuck would I eat anything that includes lemon jello powder, miracle whip, bell peppers and American cheese in the same "salad".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:19:26 2015 No.6503273 >>6503239 honestly, you're just talking out of your ass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:33:07 2015 No.6503306 >>6503123 Well if it appears you have 160k subscribers companies like audible and harrys razors are more willing to sponsor you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:01:44 2015 No.6503372 File: 1.13 MB, 1277x719, you can pinpoint the moment where Jack realizes his cooking is terrible.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500386 >>6501940

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:05:47 2015 No.6503384 I'm going to reach out to him to see if we can get a King Ja/ck/ x Joey video. Ja/ck/ has to be out in California some time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:06:37 2015 No.6503385 >>6503273 Really? You think the average normal person would click more than one of Jack's videos if he didn't have an inflated sub count? It works the exact same fucking way on social media.

Anonymous Wed May 13 22:12:40 2015 No.6503394

>>6501620
>I always pop my saturation in my videos to make the colors brighter which causes chicken to look pinker than it really is. People always freak even though I use a meat thermometer. 185 for thighs. 165 for breast.

YEAH I BET YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD. IT'S NOT THAT YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF UNDERCOOKING CHICKEN, IT'S THE SATURATION.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:25:44 2015 No.6503421 >>6503385 the average normal Jack subscriber makes recipes off the back of a mayonnaise jar and shops at wal-mart. sorry pal, but you're talking out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:28:50 2015 No.6503432 File: 938 KB, 1266x1368, 1421859444551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6503421 lol, the average jack subscriber never cooks and eats fast food exclusively

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:53:52 2015 No.6503474 >>6502533 god dammit I don't know why but his tacky ass wedding ring bothers me so much

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:58:36 2015 No.6503481 >>6503306 And you get a pretty fucking decent set of victorinox knives

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:15:53 2015 No.6503513 >>6499432 I will never forgive this cactusnigger for releasing the Party Cheese Salad upon us.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:39:34 2015 No.6503582 lel i hope his kids dont find all of these threads on him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:40:57 2015 No.6503587 >>6503582 He only has the one... well his wife probably has other ones but Jr. may actually be his autistic spawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:58:15 2015 No.6503800 >>6503481 he also has shitty budget line wusthof and some shun, but he keeps using cheap shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:38:03 2015 No.6503971 >>6499708 There are can openers that take less than 10 minutes to be used.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:43:07 2015 No.6503980 >>6499708 At like 6:20, the sound of the knife scraping the cutting board hurt so fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:44:16 2015 No.6503982 >>6499432 I wonder if he knows these threads exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:54:33 2015 No.6503989 >>6500386 downs syndrome

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:59:20 2015 No.6503999 >>6499432 what is this epic meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:03:36 2015 No.6504007 File: 1.36 MB, 2518x1038, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6503999 only the dankest of maymays

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:07:43 2015 No.6504017 >>6502533 the bread soaked up the tiny amount of liquid in his 'soup' so now he has a bowl of half cooked giant onion slices with cheese bread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:16:54 2015 No.6504027 File: 1.94 MB, 235x180, 1427724161556.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6499432

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:26:34 2015 No.6504036

The thing that's crazy about Jack is that I couldn't replicate his incompetence even if I was trying. He is gifted in terms of how un-gifted he is. The fact that cooking is his hobby and he hasn't picked up the slightest hint of how to get better is even more amazing. You would think that SOMETHING would rub off on you in that time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6VUVfi3rM

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:31:41 2015 No.6504045 >>6503432 you're thinking of /ck/ >:^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:54:16 2015 No.6504078 >>6501900 >comments disabled

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:23:55 2015 No.6504130 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fycs9aOjtXI Things that scare Jack? He has the worst titles and names. Seriously, naming your product, "The Best Bull Semen You'll Ever Taste" is literally retarded.

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:48:16 2015 No.6504310

>>6504130
>You decide to take a shortcut home, and end up walking alone in a dark alley
>You see a yellow lump arise from a group of trash bags
>"Beautiful" it says, licking its fat lips.
>"Not tonight Jack"
>"This miracle blade can cut right through a pineapple"
>"I'm warning you"
>"So juicy"
>"pizza from scratch"
>Jack freezes in place and breaks out in a cold sweat
>"Th-the lazy mans way..."
>"PIZZA FROM SCRATCH!!!!"
>He scampers off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:27:46 2015 No.6504357 >>6501016 SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A GIF OUT OF 2:02 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:40:56 2015 No.6504376 >>6504310 hahahahahahahahha

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:51:50 2015 No.6504463 >>6504357 He actually included that moment in one of his intros.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:38:10 2015 No.6504672 >>6501900 There are a lot of things wrong here, but what specific thing cause the puddings not to rise?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:48:18 2015 No.6504693 >>6504672 Gravity

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:59:26 2015 No.6504716 File: 163 KB, 1747x669, 1431478350683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can some photoshop-cu/ck/ make this happen? i beg of you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:03:41 2015 No.6504724 >>6504716 Just cu/ck/ my shit up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:26:46 2015 No.6504792 File: 104 KB, 399x388, 1427368110709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6500620 ITS NOT MAC AND CHEESE IF YOU USE PENNE YOU FAT FUCKING CUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:17:22 2015 No.6504914 >>6503587 he has another that was featured in a jack on the go https://youtu.be/ioKjGvXhLmk for some reason he was never mentioned after this video

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:31:25 2015 No.6504951 File: 65 KB, 640x640, 10393810_10153264128724803_5224670559401750381_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504914 He must be the black sheep of the family or something

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:37:32 2015 No.6504973
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>>6499708
>I'm gonna eyeball this
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>Right now it looks kinda funky
>It's not overcooked, it's the sugars in the pineapple that burn quickly

Jack please, do you even listen to yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:57:38 2015 No.6505027 File: 135 KB, 640x640, 11208030_379810318869456_1582030782_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504951 Will King Ja/ck/ collab with his son for a Lazy Man's Drank recipe video?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:10:21 2015 No.6505054 >>6504357 Mmmm mmmm Mmmm? Mmmm!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:17:50 2015 No.6505075 >>6504357 Did this fat, mentally-arrested faggot cuck really think he would be on the Food Network? I mean they did let Guy Fieri on but that was a fluke--it'll never happen again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:25:01 2015 No.6505093 >>6499432 is that cooking in murrica? can't he even make a simple dressing himself without using processed shit also why would you put oil into the water it makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:28:50 2015 No.6505107 >>6505093 i add just few drops of olive oil in water so it wont foam and go all over the stove

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:43:17 2015 No.6505156 !! https://instagram.com/p/pRvGM-m4pD/?taken-by=gshock_cali

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:49:42 2015 No.6505181 File: 64 KB, 616x621, jacks bastard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504914 hes his bastard child Jack Snow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:22 2015 No.6505206 Can anyone link me that really creepy /joey/ animation?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:02:32 2015 No.6505208 >>6504951 >>6505027 Glorious. Link him to this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:04:51 2015 No.6505212 File: 29 KB, 582x528, e86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you guys think King Ja/ck/ was bullied and cucked even as a kid?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:07:06 2015 No.6505217 File: 1.89 MB, 512x384, jackcuck_VP8_001.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504357

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:16:08 2015 No.6505238 >>6501724 >dat plate

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:25:13 2015 No.6505257 >>6505217 Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMMM Mmmm? Wow!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:46:11 2015 No.6505291 File: 162 KB, 640x640, 712646733741_2111279261_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6505208 Unlike his father, Yung Ja/ck/ has an appreciation for fine dining, craft and presentation

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:50:55 2015 No.6505304 >>6504914 >1:15 birthday dinner number 2 we all know what birthday dinner number 1 was a long hard throbbing black cock

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:06:27 2015 No.6505339 >>6504914 >4:25 cucked squidward right out of his grip !C------CUCK!---C! !U------U--E-------U! !C--JACK---------C! !K------K-I-N-G---K! !E----E---N---------E! !DicK--=-GobbleD!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:35:35 2015 No.6505401 >>6499432 >that look on his face as his wife enjoys something other than him >the sheer contempt in her face Truly the King Cuck--none can match him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:10:37 2015 No.6505487 File: 23 KB, 716x257, ckcuckedagain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:50:44 2015 No.6505697 File: 71 KB, 720x540, 392762_10150460298769803_1021740819_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6504951 Kek Jack's son is a manlet too

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:57:22 2015 No.6505710 >>6505697 Andy Milonakis is so flipping neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:03:30 2015 No.6505717 File: 30 KB, 400x357, 1386117753980[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6505487 >mfw the King poisons Ken with his cucking

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