DOLPHIN MEAT

[Anonymous No.6485486]

Alright so I recently came into about ten pounds of dolphin meat and have no idea what to do with it. It's very dark and bloody but also very fatty. Kind of like steak, only the fish smell is very strong despite it being frozen.

I got it from real Asians if that matters.

It's a big chunk of meat so I can cut it however it needs to be. Like I said there's a lot so there's room for experimentation with some failure.

Also if any of you are in the Portland, Oregon area and want to get in on this, I'm open to meet ups.

What should I do with this beautiful shit /ck/?

[Anonymous No.6485490]

please be bait

[Anonymous No.6485515]

careful, nobody eats dolphin because their meat contains high mercury content.

[Anonymous No.6485522]

>>6465594
>>6465594

[Anonymous No.6485523]

>>6485486
I've never understood why people want their tuna to be dolphin free. it seems like the presence of dolphin meat would raise the value of the product proportional to how much dolphin meat was present in the product.

[Anonymous No.6485657]

>>6485486
How do you know the Asians were real? fake Asians are pretty realistic m8

[Anonymous No.6485664]

>>6485486
Please for the love of God, let it be...

[Anonymous No.6485665]

>>6485486
Because if it's not in really going to need you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.6486087]

>>6485515
Not to mention the radiation levels

[Anonymous No.6486109]

>>6485486
I'm in Eugene, meet halfway?

[Anonymous No.6486120]

> ground up
> make dolphin burger
> make history

[Anonymous No.6486136]

>>6485523
Because if I'm paying big money for a can of albacore tuna, I want the whole tin to be filled with albacore tuna, none of that cheap mercury ridden dolphin filler

[Anonymous No.6486138]

>>6485486
don't you mean "meat up"?

[Anonymous No.6486141]

>>6486136
Exactly. If you're paying a decent amount of money for something, you want it to be that thing and that thing only.

[Anonymous No.6486245]

>>6485486
>gets a bunch of "dolphin meat"
>not thinking that that dorado, mahi-mahi and dolphin are synonyms
>mammals don't have a fish smell, they have a mammal smell
>is about to eat black market mahi-mahi

careful not to cut yourself on the edge, bro

[Anonymous No.6486246]

>>6486245
kek

[Anonymous No.6486262]

OP, I think you have been tricked. I also think the average dolphin is probably smarter than you. Do not eat or advocate the eating of dolphins.

[Anonymous No.6486269]

>>6486245
> It's not technically a fish, therefore it can't smell like one
> implying stuff from the ocean doesn't carry the stink of the sea in its flesh
> implying mahimahi is even remotely fatty like the meat described in op

[Anonymous No.6486272]

Why do people care so much about hunting dolphin? People have been doing it for thousands of years. Why should they stop just because it hurts your feelings?

[Anonymous No.6486273]

pls

[Anonymous No.6486279]

post pix

[Anonymous No.6486283]

How is whale and seal meat usually eaten? Usually raw or salted, right? I really don't know shit about eating marine mammals.

[Anonymous No.6486297]

Ask a random Korean or Japanese on how to cook it. Even if they themselves dont know how to cook it, they might get some info on how to cook it from their friends/relatives. As far as I know the two are people that can really cook whale or dolphin

[Anonymous No.6486461]

> be me
> getting sucked off by 9/10 cali blonde
>For some reason I never know what to say during sex
> start talking about my trip to Japan
> tell her I ate dolphin meat and whale
> she gets mad
> tell her shut up and suck my dick you filthy jap whore
> she leaves
> mfw dolphins cockblocked me

[Anonymous No.6486475]

>>6486461
We can blame a lot on dolphins, but not that one.

[Anonymous No.6486507]

>>6486297
Plz anon. You are forgetting about the Danish Colony of Færoyene and Norway.
Whale Beef used to be a national holiday food just 10-20 years ago.

Denmark is too far south, and Sweden is landbound by stale water.

[Anonymous No.6486514]

>>6486507
Oh didnt know that. Actually wanna taste how Scandis cook dolphin or whale

[Anonymous No.6486516]

Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly, towards the navel.

Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin.

The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their belly, is to look at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.

[Anonymous No.6486526]

>>6486516
They also drag you to rape caves.

[Anonymous No.6486554]

>real Asians

I'm more interested in what a fake asian is.

[Anonymous No.6486561]

>>6486554

[Anonymous No.6486572]

Didn't you faggots read the old man and the sea?

He ate a dolphin. You didn't hear PETA go insane about it.

The trick is that you need to thank the dolphin for becoming your food.