>looking through catalog >no Ja/ck/ thread

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Anonymous Thu May 7 21:29:46 2015 No.6484795 [Reply] [Original]

>looking through catalog
>no Ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 21:34:21 2015 No.6484808 I love his "dip" recipe https://youtu.be/Je3V7U5Ctj4?t=793

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 21:39:30 2015 No.6484819 please fuck off with your epic meme reviewers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 21:51:49 2015 No.6484843 >>6484808 >butter >country crock pick one, Jack. and this isn't the only video that he does that in.

Anonymous Thu May 7 21:57:23 2015 No.6484855
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>>6484808
I actually said
out loud
"oh my goodness! oh my goodness! no! no! no! no!"
like it was a horror movie and the heroine was about to open the door behind which the antagonist was hiding.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:06:58 2015 No.6484880 File: 68 KB, 962x543, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6484808 Oh come on now...

Anonymous Thu May 7 22:08:38 2015 No.6484891

>>6484808
>presentation purposes
>uses paper plates

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHY DOES THIS CANCER EXIST???

Paper plates aside, he made a "dip". It's a fucking bar of cream cheese with salsa over it. And his "cheese crisps" was a fucking cheese and onion quesadilla. "It's not a quesadilla because I don't put butter in my quesadillas". FUCK OFF STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Anonymous Thu May 7 22:11:13 2015 No.6484894

>>6484880
Make sure to spread it over the top for presentation, anon...

And don't you dare think of putting it in a food processor or somesuch so that it acquires any kind of desirable consistency! You'll scoop that shit with a butter knife and you'll LIKE IT.

Anonymous Thu May 7 22:28:14 2015 No.6484943

>>6484894
>scoop that shit with a butter knife
because of double dipping germs
...and then he eats it directly over the plate so that any crumbs will fall straight into it.
But who is he trying to kid. After eating his 3 "butter" and cheese quesadilla and 10 full (with the handles) chicken wings, he's going to sit down and scoop that whole brick of cream cheese into his gaping maw.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:35:35 2015 No.6484964 >>6484880 this is the most offensive thing i've seen in human life

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:45:30 2015 No.6484996 Has anyone tried his "Best Sauces"? Some one should make a review.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:49:42 2015 No.6485004 >>6484795 >"when you use a cutting board pieces of wood tend to get in the food" The fuck? What kind of knife does the cuck use? A chainsaw?!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:57:27 2015 No.6485015 File: 65 KB, 900x900, angry_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"cheese crisps" Horrible >plugging shitty sauce Ass >undercooked chicken Fuck >salsa/cream cheese "dip" Die >mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:16:48 2015 No.6485057 >>6484808 >Dem Crocs n' Socks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:26:07 2015 No.6485089 >>6484808 This guy has a really good voice. He probably could have done great in radio or something but he chose instead to make shitty food on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:55:10 2015 No.6485166 >>6485089 He was an on-air radio personality prior to his career as gourmet chef. Please research King Ja/ck/ before posting next time

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:23:31 2015 No.6485233 File: 500 KB, 1280x720, jack_ssj_cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SOLID MUSCLE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:27:18 2015 No.6485240 File: 836 KB, 602x596, 1430876596695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6485166 >please research Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:31:54 2015 No.6485251 >>6485240 gtfo Ken.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:41:00 2015 No.6485267 >>6485240 What is it with youtube food reviewer dads and transition lenses? Ken and Ja/ck/ are big fans

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:32:18 2015 No.6485440 >>6485267 They're expensive. They serve a purpose, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:52:38 2015 No.6485484 >>6484808 God, Ja/ck/ gets my dick so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:19:41 2015 No.6485711 Paella is traditionally made in a crock pot, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9-jk7tB_Y

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:25:21 2015 No.6485820 hes the most oblivious and obnoxious person ive ever even heard of

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:32:10 2015 No.6485825 >>6484808 those wings are so wet

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:58:12 2015 No.6486118 File: 88 KB, 1285x758, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6484855 >>6484880 look what I found in a different video

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:05:57 2015 No.6486142 >>6484808 >put cream cheese on paper plate >literally just pour a fuck ton of gross salsa on it without even mixing holy fuck m8. is this some kind of fucked up meme? he did it to the poor omelette back then too

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:19:21 2015 No.6486179 >>6484808 Haha >a little bit of butter.... light film. At least his arteries will soon clog and the videos will cease.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:22:36 2015 No.6486186 File: 33 KB, 400x300, 1292391317453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486118 ugh when the salsa water pours out before the salsa

Anonymous Fri May 8 12:10:51 2015 No.6486289

>>6484808
It's funny because that's an actual recipe. Well the core parts are. Cream cheese and Salsa. Except you're supposed to on low heat stick them both in a pot and cook them on low. Then put it in a bowl for dipping. The spiciness is there but also is a cooling creaminess of the cream cheese. That shit is literally slop on a plate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:18:00 2015 No.6486304 >>6486289 I love how he says his wife came up with it. Fucking Jack. His fat ass wife literally plopped a brick of cream cheese and poured salsa on top and gave it to him and being the cuck he is thinks this is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:21:50 2015 No.6486313 >>6485711 ugh, him dumping the chicken into cold olive oil on the pan

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:23:53 2015 No.6486318 File: 257 KB, 313x398, 1430515178519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486304 Somebody needs to shoop Jacks head on the white guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:24:23 2015 No.6486321 does he know any adjectives other than "beautiful"

Anonymous Fri May 8 12:29:54 2015 No.6486339

>>6486289
my mom used to make a dip that i loved as a kid

it was just a pound of sausage, 8 ounces of cream cheese, and a can of rotel, i think its pretty common

now that i make it i changed the recipe
>start by sauntering onions
>pound of ground sausage
>4 ounces of cream cheese
>can of rotel
>paprika/cayenne/salt/pepper/cilantro/cumin
>finish with blast of lime juice

its bretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:34:40 2015 No.6486349 File: 108 KB, 313x398, jack cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:35:30 2015 No.6486351 >>6486349 lold

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:38:31 2015 No.6486359 File: 1.36 MB, 2518x1038, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486351 I will literally shoop anything someone in one of these threads asks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:41:26 2015 No.6486363 >>6486349 Put his wife now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:42:09 2015 No.6486366 >>6486359 >>6486318 pls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:44:14 2015 No.6486369 >>6486349 Gold

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:46:47 2015 No.6486376 File: 637 KB, 798x388, Screen Shot 2015-05-08 at 12.46.13 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Cucking With Jack video, /jack/offs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GWzqrSPv5s

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:50:51 2015 No.6486382 File: 107 KB, 313x398, jack cuck 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486363 >>6486366 >>6486369

Anonymous Fri May 8 12:54:19 2015 No.6486388

>>6486376
Wait is Ja/ck/ actually getting legitimate corporations to sponsor this shit? Or did he just throw Amazon and Audible's logos on there like his unauthorized use of the Food Network's logo on his earlier videos?

Will this be yet another cease and desist order for King Cu/ck/? What must his annual legal fees be?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:55:15 2015 No.6486389 >>6486382 Fucking beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:56:30 2015 No.6486390 >>6486388 they're actual legit sponsors wasn't the food network thing for some competition he wanted to win though? >>6486389 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 12:58:09 2015 No.6486393 >>6486382 Lol not bad. Now make one with ken fucking joey (use gay porn)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 13:09:05 2015 No.6486425 >>6486376 >frozen pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 13:13:41 2015 No.6486435 >>6486393 http://i.imgur.com/ijFBwjX.jpg nsfw

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 13:19:23 2015 No.6486451 >>6486435 TopKek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 14:01:33 2015 No.6486533 NEW JACK U C K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GWzqrSPv5s

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:24:05 2015 No.6486705 >>6486339 Can I have the onions just saunter around the kitchen or do they need to be walked futher?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:27:00 2015 No.6486714 >>6486533 this is just awful

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:28:17 2015 No.6486715 >>6486376 Hah, complains about how its doughy and not cooked well when his fat ass is the one that put it in the oven.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:30:48 2015 No.6486726 >>6486382 someone send him this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:35:35 2015 No.6486737 >>6486726 This. That faggot nust have 20 emails linked up to his account so niggas can buy his sauce. Flood him with this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 16:29:49 2015 No.6486850 >>6486705 lol, autocorrect

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 16:33:13 2015 No.6486859 >>6486533 >look at this, its not even cooked all the way, thats just dough nigga, youre the fucko who cooked it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 16:43:45 2015 No.6486882 >>6484808 d-did he just do a kawaii laugh?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 16:51:53 2015 No.6486900 >>6486376 >not enough meat on the double meat pizza >this will be a horrible slice over here oh my god... this cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:03:33 2015 No.6486921 >>6486900 nothing annoys me more than faggots criticising pizza for having a slightly uneven distribution of toppings. goes totally against the spirit of pizza imo

Anonymous Fri May 8 17:06:06 2015 No.6486930

>>6486533
>complains about it being undercooked
YOU FUCKING COOKED IT
>complains about pepperoni not being symetrical on a kroger pizza
Just move the fucking pepperonis where you want them before you cook it
>calls it "krogers"
It's KROGER
>complaining about a store brand pizza not being good
It's fucking store brand pizza. It's not supposed to be "good"
>getting sausage and pepperoni on that one pizza
you get just pepperoni on all the others why the fuck did you get sausage on the red baron?

fucking 0/10
why the fuck do you guys even watch this guy?
he's not entertaining and not funny in the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:07:54 2015 No.6486933 >>6486930 > It's not supposed to be "good" what

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:12:49 2015 No.6486942 >>6486930 we are fueled by anger

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:18:23 2015 No.6486958 >>6485711 I am Spanish, I want the ghost of Francisco Franco to execute this man.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:29:05 2015 No.6486997 CU/CK/S HATING ON ANOTHER CUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 17:48:41 2015 No.6487028 File: 61 KB, 784x522, 1345259375991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486533 >icon made with GoAnimate That's just embarrassing

Anonymous Fri May 8 17:57:56 2015 No.6487044
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>>6484808
Be careful you might get banned i think jack or jack jr is a mod around here in the last jack thread i asked if his bbq sauces were from his recipe and stated that i didn't think they'd be any good because jack is such a terrible cook

Anonymous Fri May 8 18:04:09 2015 No.6487049
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>>6484880
When i was a kid on new years some family member always made a similar dip but instead of salsa it was covered in cocktail sauce and those tiny salad shrimp i liked as a kid but would be afraid to try it now it was probably a recipe from a 70s magazine or cookbook

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 18:12:59 2015 No.6487064 >>6487049 so...... they served shrimp cocktail?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 18:14:37 2015 No.6487067 >>6487064 with cream cheese, i think

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:24:35 2015 No.6487343 >>6487064 Sort of but it was over a block of cream cheese and they used those nasty tiny salad shrimp and it was a dip for crackers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:24:41 2015 No.6487344 >>6486930 Jack's not supposed to be "good"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:34:39 2015 No.6487378 File: 212 KB, 1268x1695, 1429454902418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6487064 Found a recipe for it sence you're too dense to figure out an explanation of a three ingredient recipe http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/21738/easy-shrimp-dip/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:37:07 2015 No.6487385 File: 403 KB, 245x118, 1430972259071.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6487378 I misspelled since while being shallow and pedantic boy do i have egg on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 21:21:43 2015 No.6487522 C U C K U C K

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 21:23:51 2015 No.6487525 I'm afraid to ask but does this trick he's doing actually work? https://youtu.be/0RWJEOScToE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 21:38:47 2015 No.6487555 >>6487525 get a cheap cut and try it yourself it will get salty and dry as fuck if you leave it for too long

Anonymous Fri May 8 22:28:57 2015 No.6487654

>>6486930
> how come tombstone is placed fine? why can't the others be distributed properly. It's not my job to make the pizza. I could see if it can't be done but if it can, then it should. plus if you move the pepperonis around then they aren't apart of the pizza slice. the cook disconnected. They just are setting on top and don't stay put while eating. Realize that this a a review show. So It's my job to see what's being done right and wrong. If they see my video they might be encouraged to make manufacturing changes. That's why I criticize.

Anonymous Fri May 8 22:49:43 2015 No.6487686

Say what you want about this guy, but he got me into cooking about a year and a half ago. I had no interest at all until I saw a few of his lazy man videos.

God damn it was scary using the stove for the first time, now I turn that sucker on and let the pan heat up while I'm taking a shit. Two days from now I'm going to be using a charcoal grill for the first time in my life.

Any tips for me? I don't wanna burn or undercook anything. For steak, the way I understand it is you put all of the coals on one side, let them turn white and ashy, put your hand over the grill and if you can't keep it there for more than 4 seconds, it's ready. Put the steak on the side with the coals, sear, flip, sear again and finished, and for people who like well done, move over to the warm side to cook the inside a little.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 23:57:50 2015 No.6487808 Jack sucks. His cooking is offensive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 00:55:40 2015 No.6487922 >>6484996 Joey

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:23:18 2015 No.6487982 File: 409 KB, 654x364, black gentlemen murdering a poor little raw steak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS TORTURE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bf2B9oRRhs >walmart steaks are great steaks!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:36:13 2015 No.6488016 >>6487982 >walmart has great quality steaks FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:37:10 2015 No.6488017 >>6488016 just wait until you see him stab the poor thing to death and then cut it in half.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:38:54 2015 No.6488018 >>6487982 He has a better concept of seasoning and prepping a steak than Jack does sadly

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:40:25 2015 No.6488021 >>6488018 since he put a bunch of unneeded shit on it and no oil, i'd say they're both retards. peanut oil salt pepper that's all you need.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:46:54 2015 No.6488172 >>6486376 I thought food was cheap in the US. ~$4 for a frozen pizza Shieeet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:55:31 2015 No.6488193 >>6486930 >It's KROGER bless you anon I thought I was the only one who felt this pain

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:11:04 2015 No.6488225 >>6488021 >peanut oil >steak You're just as bad. Do you also use pink Himalayan salt specifically? >on a side note: what's with all the fucking pizza captchas?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:23:33 2015 No.6488399 >>6487982 That's not too far off of what a jaccard does.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 11:39:28 2015 No.6488545 File: 814 KB, 825x445, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g44cF4lYenI New vids up ja/ck/ofs!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 12:03:11 2015 No.6488591 File: 125 KB, 977x1077, TKScbsb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can't be the only one who sees the resemblance

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 12:31:48 2015 No.6488660 >>6488545 Why does the way he pours seasoning on food bother me so much?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 13:27:15 2015 No.6488747 File: 923 KB, 499x315, funny-gifs-sorry-cat-but-dont-stay-on-the-way.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6488545 Why does his fat mouth always hang open like a fucking nut cracker and why is he such an asshole to his son

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 13:28:00 2015 No.6488749 >>6488747 because thats not his son

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 13:29:18 2015 No.6488751 Why do I keep watching this shit, it's been at least an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 13:34:46 2015 No.6488762 >>6488749 Why is his name Jack Jr then?

Anonymous Sat May 9 13:51:57 2015 No.6488801
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>>6488545
I get so triggered by the Football Finger Food at the beginning of his videos which appears to be a loaf of Kroger sourdough, cut up with 3 lbs of melted monterey jack cheese and garnished with either diced green onions or frozen peas

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 13:54:10 2015 No.6488805 >>6488801 Its "Cheezy Bread," bro... do you even Finger-Food-4-da-Game? You probably don't even play with your food and check the sauce levels on each piece of pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 14:04:09 2015 No.6488826 >>6488545 >it's very light >2 cups of mayo >8 tablespoons of sesame oil

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 14:21:02 2015 No.6488861 >>6488225 even ramsay says to use peanut(ground nut) oil, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 14:35:28 2015 No.6488886 >8 tablespoons of sesame oil jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 14:40:01 2015 No.6488898 >>6486930 >calls it "krogers'' This is a southern thing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 14:54:40 2015 No.6488935 Can someone post the one of the disgusting casserole recipe that he gets from that old bitch? I think he may have removed it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:13:54 2015 No.6488987 >call Jack a cuck >banned Fuck you cuck mods

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:19:21 2015 No.6488995 Football Finger Foods 2 - Hot chicken sandwich : http://youtu.be/j81_4sMOpoc >everything out of a can

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:29:11 2015 No.6489024 >>6488935 Like this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=427&v=Qf_W7As6xbk Someone should actually make and review this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:38:15 2015 No.6489044 >>6489024 I feel sick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:41:24 2015 No.6489050 File: 113 KB, 424x370, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489024

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:48:10 2015 No.6489067 C U C K O L D

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 15:50:20 2015 No.6489077 File: 18 KB, 291x343, 1408869092482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489024 >you dont want to use imitation whipped cream, make sure you use real Cool Whip whipped cream Why do I keep watching these

Anonymous Sat May 9 16:16:00 2015 No.6489130
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=559&v=H0NOgQK46ts

In this episode, jack makes "killer" quesadillas, he even takes a top tip from Marie, and puts his pan on his cutting surface.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 16:36:24 2015 No.6489178 >>6489130 >dry as fuck over cooked chicken "oh yeah it's so wet and hot" >not even a drop of juice out of chicken breast

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:04:05 2015 No.6489239 >>6488995 >6 layer dip Just literally opens up six individual dips and piles them on top of each other... What the fuck is the point?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:32:31 2015 No.6489324 >>6489178 tfw the chicken doesnt even gush liquid

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:42:25 2015 No.6489349 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8DZ7pwUnRk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:44:30 2015 No.6489358 >>6488995 >Ritz fuck those things, disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:47:35 2015 No.6489366 File: 66 KB, 300x898, 1412035256790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489324 https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=280 >oh the chicken is "a bit" undercooked? Just plop it into the microwave

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:57:02 2015 No.6489386 I'd love to take a bite of Jack's famous undercucked chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:07:15 2015 No.6489414 Did ja/ck/ ever win his trumped up lawsuit against United Vans Lines? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgR0gbkyLw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:17:25 2015 No.6489440 >>6487049 That doesn't sound bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:25:32 2015 No.6489462 >>6484808 where the fuck is cooking? he literally put premade salsa on fucking bar of cream cheese. and that was it. besides zero effort it also looks and sounds absolutely awful. why would anyone watch this?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:31:25 2015 No.6489483 File: 901 KB, 500x228, funny-Good-Luck-Charlie-gif-Mia.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I do like his recipes for Lazy Man Lasagna and Thanksgiving stuffing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:31:40 2015 No.6489485 File: 247 KB, 283x427, 4chan learns a new word.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These threads belong on fucking /pol/. All these threads are just about how many times you faggots can say the word "cuck" in one thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:33:57 2015 No.6489491 File: 474 KB, 500x200, tumblr_nebp2pJsUt1tlrzdpo1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6488987 Shhhh like i said earlier jack or jack jr is mod

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:48:13 2015 No.6489529 >>6489024 someone please try it and report back. I'm too scared to do it myself.

Anonymous Sat May 9 18:52:36 2015 No.6489543

>>6489024
>>6489044
>>6489050
>>6489077
>Imagine growing up going to a Southern Baptist Church.
>Imagine how many of the followers were from the actual south.
>Imagine the food that was served at potlucks.
>Imagine spooning into your mouth what you thought was fruit salad.

I remember this one. Was always EXTREMELY careful when taking food from the potluck after that.
Those cook book monstrosities that you see in those cook books from the 50's? Pretty much shit like that.
Also remember some shit like chow mein casserole shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:55:13 2015 No.6489550 File: 48 KB, 320x320, vomitchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489024

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:56:54 2015 No.6489552 >>6489543 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hnLuiOi_Y

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:04:18 2015 No.6489570 >>6489543 The fruit salads honestly not that bad. Then again the ones I have had weren't at all like Jacks hideous abortions, the only kinda odd thing in it was a bit of cottage cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:07:10 2015 No.6489575 >>6489552 so THAT'S why my grandmother's cooking is so terrible

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:08:21 2015 No.6489577 >>6489570 Cottage cheese in desserts always throws me off. I don't like cottage cheese by itself.

Anonymous Sat May 9 19:14:04 2015 No.6489584
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>>6489077
I was literally seething with rage at that point. How can you be so fucking stupid and yet so confident in your abilities, to the point where you actually think your "skills" are valuable enough to teach people over the internet? I fucking hate him so god damn much

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:17:31 2015 No.6489589 >>6489543 I'm sort of surprised Southern Baptists would allow fruits of any kind at their picnics.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:22:20 2015 No.6489604 >>6489575 My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:26:09 2015 No.6489610 >>6489604 I have zero good cooks in my family. When people talk about their grandmother's or mother's cooking I get so jealous ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:28:35 2015 No.6489612 jesus christ this website is so shit theres shilling in every fucking board now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:38:13 2015 No.6489636 >>6489366 >every chicken video he ever does >chicken undercooked >"a lot of you are going to say it's pink, no it's just juicy"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:46:33 2015 No.6489664 >>6488995 does this fat fuck know any other adjectives besides beautiful?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:16:40 2015 No.6489755 >>6488762 Jack Jr is his wife's name for his penis.

Anonymous Sat May 9 20:18:42 2015 No.6489764
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>>6489584
I truly believe that if Jack was just slightly less stupid than he is, he would have a "Everyman's Budget Cooking" type show on tv. His self confidence and lack of self awareness is impressive. If he understood his strength was just doing shitty cooking demos of horribly unhealthy foodstuffs to sell shit to the Wallmart crowd and embraced the cynicism in that, he'd be rich by now

Anonymous Sat May 9 21:31:33 2015 No.6489914

>>6489589
Whenever we'd have some guest musicians play music during service, the pastor would say
"it's okay to tap one foot, but don't tap both because that would be dancing"
and the congregation would give a sensible chuckle.
Every.
Time.
It was awful. Me and my friend would sneak out of the service and got to the nursery and eat all the 'nilla wafers.
Then we'd go to the Sunday school classrooms and draw wieners peeing on all the bible characters (student pictures) hanging on the walls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:59:35 2015 No.6489991 >>6484808 >'i like i light brown bottom' that explains a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:01:42 2015 No.6490003 File: 43 KB, 446x456, 1430530611187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486376 I have never had my time wasted in such a meaningless way. I'm actually impressed at hop utterly pointless this video is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:11:44 2015 No.6490033 >>6485820 i think he would become disillusioned if he ever tried actual good food

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:20:49 2015 No.6490048 >>6490003 I watched it while at work and felt especially guilty. But I'm sure there are viewers out there who actually found it helpful. It's sad. I tried to show my friend a video and couldn't convince him that it wasn't a troll video.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:21:55 2015 No.6490056 MODS = CUCKS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:24:19 2015 No.6490069 Do you think Jack hides in the closet while a BBC rams his fat wife and jerks off?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:39:54 2015 No.6490131 >>6489024 Please no...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:42:45 2015 No.6490140 Jack seems like a nice guy, sure his cooking isnt the best, but he is better than ken. We should figure out a way to fuck over ken

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:43:12 2015 No.6490142 God damn why does he have to pronounce garlic like its spelt garlyk. That little accentuation at the end always pisses me off

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:49:16 2015 No.6490280

>>6486376
Jesus fuck I hate this nigger. Just watching him makes me hate him more, so fucking insufferable and pretentious. The way he chews with his fat muppet lips smacking about like a two soggy sponges. He talks with his fat mouth crammed and probably spits more shit than actually consumes. I fucking hate this insufferable fatass, but I can't stop watching him. This is true pain

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:56:00 2015 No.6490298

>>6487525
Just don't. He under-cooked some chicken and decided microwaving it was advisable. Save some money and make a nice proper cut of meat. All meat can have a purpose, just stew it or brow and stick it in a crock pot.
Hell he didn't even explained why or how it worked

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:58:44 2015 No.6490305

>>6487686
Yeah sounds pretty good, just be sure you're working with hot coals. Try and maybe overseason it, not too much but more than you think since most will fall off. Watch Jacques Pepin, Food Wishes, or Gordon Ramsay's show if you want actual knowledge.
>https://youtu.be/AmC9SmCBUj4
>https://youtu.be/1FYZHkjgwdc
>https://youtu.be/qZKYAPZkaNQ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 23:59:44 2015 No.6490309 >>6488861 Olive oil or git

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:01:37 2015 No.6490312 >>6490280 Lol and when he holds the plate up and he has his fork dangling from the other hand like an artiste

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:07:38 2015 No.6490324 >>6489024 >all that shit about Coolwhip being "real" and not imitation Does this guy even know what things are? Or what words mean? Coolwhip IS imitation whipped cream you fucking dolt.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:26:05 2015 No.6490370 about to try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2tt8-1A0s wish me luck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:32:37 2015 No.6490386 >>6490370 Post pics

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:14:25 2015 No.6490478 >>6489358 Reddit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:29:07 2015 No.6490506 >>6488225 I, too, have getting an absurd amount of pizza capchas...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:41:51 2015 No.6490525 >>6490298 But it does work... in a way. Cooking meats encased in salt is a thing. Like, for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:18:14 2015 No.6490741 File: 11 KB, 597x606, triggered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:36:44 2015 No.6490763 File: 125 KB, 1342x2048, 0124_WVinformed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490741

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:44:32 2015 No.6490772 >>6484795 Javk is the fuckin bomb yo I am being serious nigga gfuckcckckck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:45:33 2015 No.6490775 File: 12 KB, 281x180, gorgor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490772 yo nigggaaa samefab her yo this shit is i tight

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:07:40 2015 No.6490851 File: 1.22 MB, 320x180, hImCir.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owu8Mow0_g Holy shit...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:14:44 2015 No.6490938 >>6488898 Where? I ain't never heard nobody say "Krogers"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:21:29 2015 No.6490942 File: 1.98 MB, 260x229, 1430344090776.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490851 Jesus i'm not even that guy and that pissed me off Muppet lips was pawing at him to get his forearm out of the shot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:42:01 2015 No.6491043 >>6490851 >literally pressing his nose against the pizza like its his bulls asshole fucker people are going to eat that dont be running your dirty nose on it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:11:08 2015 No.6491105 >>6489366 why is he reviewing seasoning and the pulling the seasoned part off?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:32:52 2015 No.6491145 >>6489764 I wouldn't say rich, but his stuff really feels like Public Access type stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 11:19:00 2015 No.6491350 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mffOKBpNKg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:41:45 2015 No.6491595 >>6491350 He even manages to make english muffin pizza look unappetizing. Or maybe that was more him sumptuously biting into it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:48:38 2015 No.6491616 File: 313 KB, 618x461, PfdozLx[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack is basically an obese male version of Peggy from KotH Jack Jr. kind of looks like Bobby too

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:51:46 2015 No.6491626 >>6491616 these videos are funnier when watching them with this in mind now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:40:02 2015 No.6491780 JUST FOR YOU AND JUST FOR YOU 1AM HUNGER LOL!! SCRATCH IT SNIFF IT THE REST IS MINE LOL!! DID I MAKE IT?? TWO POINTS FOR ME!!

Anonymous Sun May 10 15:23:29 2015 No.6492140

>>6484808
my mom makes something similar

thin layer of cream cheese covered in raspberry chipotle sauce

another variation: thin layer of cream cheese, thin layer of sliced surimi, covered in cocktail sauce

she never just pours some shit on a block of cream cheese, but it's not much more than that

grandma's recipe: cream cheese mixed with chopped green onion and sliced 'corned beef' lunch meat, then formed into a ball and covered in more lunch meat

fuck white people

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:25:17 2015 No.6492145 File: 871 KB, 1844x2316, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how jack feels knowing that his 14 year old son has better knife skills, presentation and most importantly, basic hygiene skills than him.

Anonymous Sun May 10 15:44:39 2015 No.6492197

>>6488995
he must think church potlucks are like michelin star restaurants

you can't be a white american and not have had some aunt you barely know bring seven layer dip to a family function. mmmm cold canned refried beans

and what was with the towel? to make sure your canned chicken and crustless wonderbread get thoroughly soggy before you eat it?

Anonymous Sun May 10 18:36:11 2015 No.6492711

>>6488545
The way that he harasses his son about his eating habits at the end of this video really trigger me. I am having flashbacks to the way my father used to make a fool of me publicly. I am scarred and hope that Jack Jr. doesn't take it too seriously. I know Jack wants the best for his kids but I wish he would be more light-hearted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:48:38 2015 No.6492742 >>6492145 lol those photos. The one where he dumps a whole jug of salsa on his omelette still gets me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:27:01 2015 No.6493056 >>6490851 >italian food >california pizza >new york pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:09:24 2015 No.6493188 File: 310 KB, 1692x1008, cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look how is happy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:10:45 2015 No.6493195 File: 14 KB, 360x270, MarkHamil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492711 I HAVE TO FEED MY FAMILY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:12:07 2015 No.6493205 File: 111 KB, 311x500, KingCulkfani.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493188

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:25:36 2015 No.6493236 File: 376 KB, 645x448, 6ac9714d86c0dcd4d5ce7e830bf74984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] will this fucking cuck ever make it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:26:01 2015 No.6493238 >>6489178 >dry as fuck roast beef vagina 'oh yeah its so wet and tight' >not even a drop of wetness, no light escapes jack's wifes cavernous vagina

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:27:30 2015 No.6493245 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, 10749 - Copy - Copy (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493236 nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:28:42 2015 No.6493250 >>6493188 >jamal said he can come over tonight and hang out with my wife, better get something ready for them!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:33:52 2015 No.6493264 File: 33 KB, 335x303, 1402275532338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493245 >this tastes more natural, i could drink this good fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:38:16 2015 No.6493279 File: 453 KB, 636x345, d951bb3228fbdc5c2a88d0742636e523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JACK IS SO MUCH A FUCKING CUCK HE CUCKED HIMSELF JACK UCK CK K

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:45:15 2015 No.6493294 >>6493279 JACK U C K

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:49:05 2015 No.6493302 Why did jack go from based southern california to shitty Tennessee? Is he autistic? Also, I wanna punch his son square in the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:49:23 2015 No.6493304 J A C K U C K

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:56:45 2015 No.6493318 >>6487982 i hate that montreal steak seasoning also, i dont really cook streak very much, but my dad did growing up, how do you cook steak so its firm and tasty and not wet?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:02:22 2015 No.6493332 >>6488762 to further drive home his cuckoldry

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:06:02 2015 No.6493341 >>6486435 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:06:09 2015 No.6493342 >>6488747 well to be fair his son was slurping salad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:31:03 2015 No.6493402 >>6493302 >Why did jack go from based southern california to shitty Tennessee? Dunno. >Is he autistic? Most likely on the low end of the spectrum. >Also, I wanna punch his son square in the mouth. Holy shit me too that little smug cunt

>>	TomatoGlazr Sun May 10 23:14:57 2015 No.6493549 >>6488591 Oh my god spot on

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 00:12:34 2015 No.6493675 >>6493236 look at how long he's been trying for, so no.

Anonymous Mon May 11 00:15:53 2015 No.6493679

>>6490298
It works in the same way brining works. The salt draws out juices which are then re absorbed and retained better when the temperature of the meat increases. The texture of the meat also becomes a little former. salting shit about a day before cooking is pretty common.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 00:43:05 2015 No.6493736 >>6493279 I'm so high thank you for this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:19:00 2015 No.6493815 File: 152 KB, 640x1092, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This comment sums up exactly how jack makes me feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:26:23 2015 No.6493825 File: 67 KB, 532x359, i wonder who's behind this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6486376

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:28:52 2015 No.6493828 >>6488591 top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:29:30 2015 No.6493830 >>6493245 >A little butter A quarter of a stick dropped into 12 ounces of coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:37:13 2015 No.6493854 >>6493815 What vid is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:56:07 2015 No.6493883 File: 504 KB, 522x419, the celery swami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's he trying to summon here?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:06:49 2015 No.6493907 I had to take Jeck off my FB feed when he started putting religious crap on there. I'm not an atheist, but I just don't like religion shoved in my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:17:15 2015 No.6493919 >>6493318 >tfw live in montreal and never tried that spice mix Whats the point going further than just basic bp and salt on steak?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:21:14 2015 No.6493927 >>6493245 >putting hot liquid into an upside down container with a screw top THAT SPINS AT HIGH SPEEDS jesus christ what a genius

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:27:41 2015 No.6493938 >>6493245 I half-expected him to just start eating the butter straight...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:30:00 2015 No.6493944 >>6493318 room temp before cooking, hot hot sear to form a crust, and let it rest after you take it off the heat you get grey slimy steaks when you cook cold meat at half ass temps until 'done'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:54:06 2015 No.6493986 >>6493825 You noticed that too!?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:55:48 2015 No.6493991 >>6493854 It's the lemon citrus thing review >>6493883 The thick and rich gods

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:19:09 2015 No.6494024 File: 43 KB, 615x409, Justin-Bieber9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6484808 Owning all those knives as well as a slapchop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:25:49 2015 No.6494034 File: 811 KB, 933x517, f23eba50f3a0b6a360be0edad4047448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:29:19 2015 No.6494041 >>6494034 >Blends omelet ingredients >doesnt cook it right > FAIL! >Blends salsa >Fucks up both the ingredients and the blend time > FAIL! classic ja/cuck/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:57:19 2015 No.6494187 What are the best (read: worst) ja/ck/ videos? What are the essentials? I was introduced to our lord and savior cuck through "The Poor Man's Filet Mignon"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 09:52:04 2015 No.6494592 File: 1.88 MB, 360x240, 1427806588071.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490741

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:00:08 2015 No.6494604 >>6494187 Poor mans lasagna, aunt myrna's party cheese salad and every video with chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:08:25 2015 No.6494621 >>6493245 >salted butter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:11:02 2015 No.6494626 >>6494621 butter needs to be salted, otherwise just use fucking margarine or corn oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:12:18 2015 No.6494628 >>6493883 its all about the presentation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:13:49 2015 No.6494632 >>6494626 shut up, jack

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:30:47 2015 No.6494666 >>6494187 Lazy Man's Enchiladas. I have never, ever seen someone stretch a definition as far as Jack can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:04:43 2015 No.6494733 I'm considering making Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad to see how foul it really is, however not all the ingredients are available. Could someone give me an alternative to American cheese and cool whip that I can get in the UK?

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:15:53 2015 No.6494765

>>6494733
I'm a Brit too, so I'm not sure about the American cheese substitute since he specifically said no to cheddar. But I'd say any whipped cream would do instead of cool whip unless a yank wants to come and correct me. The recipe probably called for whipped cream anyway and Jack is too much of a shitter to know that cool whip isn't really whipped cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:19:03 2015 No.6494916 >>6493883 There's a lot of triangle imagery going on in that pic. I count 6

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:21:58 2015 No.6494924 >>6494733 I would say what ever kind of processed cheese is available, or a very cheap cheddar. As for cool whip there are copycat recipes online, just Google a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:28:05 2015 No.6494937 >>6493188 Is that one of his sauces?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:29:06 2015 No.6494939 >>6494621 Salted butter is best butter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:30:33 2015 No.6494943 >>6494626 wut

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:31:57 2015 No.6494947 File: 33 KB, 193x159, simply.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494626

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:00:46 2015 No.6495000 Can someone explain to me this Jack guy? How is he a cuck? He's a terrible cook - how so? I'm very confused and intrigued without a chance to watch his videos yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:01:31 2015 No.6495003 >>6494765 >>6494924 How about cutting cheese singles up into little pieces? And it looks like cool whip is just whipped cream with gelatin, tartar and sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:06:05 2015 No.6495012 >>6495000 Poor knife skills Poor presentation skills Inability to read basic instructions Adds unnecessary ingredients. Usually stuffs coolwhip or salsa into everything possible. Ingredients always come from a can or jar HORRIFIC hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:08:53 2015 No.6495020 >>6495012 How is he a cuck? Do people actually fuck his fat wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:09:36 2015 No.6495023 >>6495020 I don't think his wife ever appears in his videos. I'd be interested to see how fat she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:14:10 2015 No.6495039 >>6495023 She's in several of his videos and basically the same size. Jack is probably only two inches taller and they look like they weigh the same. And I might be reading into it too much but it really seems like she resents him

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:22:27 2015 No.6495068 >>6495003 You have Kraft Cheese Singles? Individually wrapped? Congratulations! That's American Cheese!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 14:02:36 2015 No.6495215 >>6484808 This goblinoid being looks like it has half a chromosome too much

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 14:44:00 2015 No.6495345 >>6495039 >tfw as soon as Jack Jr leaves for college Jack's wife will leave him for a bbc Cap this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 15:24:37 2015 No.6495457 >>6484795 J A C K A U I C C N K E K G

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 15:26:40 2015 No.6495463 >>6495020 Yes, it is pretty much a general consensus at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 15:32:31 2015 No.6495475 I wonder if Jack Jr is a bull in this cu/ck/ scenario...

Anonymous Mon May 11 16:51:23 2015 No.6495677
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He thought he was going to be a food network star lel also he must pay one of thise companies to generate fake subscribers because it says he has over a hundred fifty thousand subscribers but his views are joey tier or below
https://youtu.be/5mffOKBpNKg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 17:19:02 2015 No.6495740 I linked him this thread. Too stoned

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 17:19:57 2015 No.6495742 >>6486726 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 17:38:03 2015 No.6495774 >>6484808 The Slap Chop seems to actually work well. Well what do you know

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 17:41:37 2015 No.6495781 >>6489024 >salad >this is what americans actually believe

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:07:21 2015 No.6495842 File: 560 KB, 558x696, 1429831605142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6495677 >that closeup of him eating

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:07:39 2015 No.6495844 >>6494666 She looks like a fucking circus clown

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:15:10 2015 No.6495860 File: 490 KB, 659x415, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6495842

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:16:38 2015 No.6495866 File: 900 KB, 1644x1843, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 11 18:17:20 2015 No.6495869

>>6494666
As someone who doesn't eat spic food besides "quesadillas" where I pour some cheese in a tortilla and microwave it, what is she doing wrong with this? I don't actually know what enchiladas are, I just thought they were like bigger burritos you eat with a fork.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:19:39 2015 No.6495877 >>6495677 Yeah, usually it's the complete opposite where they have more views than subscribers, not more subscribers than views.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:22:45 2015 No.6495883 His french onion soup was watery fucking slop. I was actually pissed off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:30:20 2015 No.6495905 File: 942 KB, 3872x2592, Cheese-Enchiladas-187-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6495869 These are enchiladas

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:31:54 2015 No.6495910 >>6495860 That's one of the worst photos I've ever seen, I actually want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:32:54 2015 No.6495913 >>6495866 What's that thing in the second row down in the middle? One of those automatic stirrers?

Anonymous Mon May 11 18:43:38 2015 No.6495936
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>>6495910
I hope you puke your guts out, you weak, pathetic, cock sucking, cum slurping, shit eating, animal fucking spunk trumpet of a human being having been born of a poor, peasant class, plebeian, welfare scrounging cunt of a woman who sucked black cock for welfare stamps whilst also supplementing her income with occasional work starring in German produced schiesse movies and a few rare but notable productions where she sucked off horses and other animals always believing she was better than your father who pimped his ass out to the truckers and biker gangs who frequented the gay bar he worked at.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:54:59 2015 No.6495965 >>6495936 jack please relax

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:00:38 2015 No.6495990 >>6490851 I feel bad for these guys having to put up with this fucking retard. He's so goddamn obnoxious >TRY NOT TO LOOK AT THE PLATE LOOK UP >GOOOOD JOB I would have told him to get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:01:32 2015 No.6495991 >>6495936 Who is qt.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:03:16 2015 No.6495996 >>6495991 look behind the bed. >newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:08:13 2015 No.6496011 >>6495913 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:09:17 2015 No.6496014 >>6495866 Is there anything in those images that doesn't contain salsa or cool whip?

Anonymous Mon May 11 19:32:25 2015 No.6496064
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owu8Mow0_g
>BLUHBLUHBLUH MUH CALI PIZZA MUH NEW YORK PIZZA
>BLUHBLUHBLUH
fucking CHRIST its only the topping and type of crust that differs between NY and cali you absolute fucking dumbass christ

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:48:00 2015 No.6496107 File: 390 KB, 919x720, 1426560860447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0zzFV1I3Q >cooks veggies in the microwave >cooks veggies in the microwave >cooks veggies in the microwave >cooks veggies in the microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 19:52:14 2015 No.6496116 >>6495996 Okay I must be a new fag because I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:01:47 2015 No.6496135 >>6496064 Butthurt commiefornia retard detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:05:49 2015 No.6496145 >>6484795 Why do the mods allow obvious spamming? Theres nothing about any of these fat fucks that would warrant 266 replies without the person in the video self bumping

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:42:14 2015 No.6496209 >>6496116 Follow the cord down from the fan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:57:45 2015 No.6496266 File: 162 KB, 1280x720, jack_ripped_cuckold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6496145 >108 posters Suck dicks in hell, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 20:59:15 2015 No.6496275 >>6496145 i think it's set so OP cant bump his own thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:01:56 2015 No.6496288 >>6496107 there's nothing wrong with that you absolute sperg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:02:22 2015 No.6496291 >>6489130 check out those knife skills

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:07:30 2015 No.6496308 >>6496209 Not him, but I don't get it either. I've been looking at it for like 15 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:09:19 2015 No.6496316 >>6496308 You might either be blind or mentally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:21:37 2015 No.6496357 >>6496308 >>6496316 Make that three retards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:25:32 2015 No.6496369 File: 2.84 MB, 1280x720, jack_ultimate_cuckie_noaudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y'all niggas can't handle this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:32:55 2015 No.6496398 >>6496369 >This a dank cookie

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:47:23 2015 No.6496435 >>6496369 >eating a chocolate chip cookie like you're licking a japanese milk boy pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:52:06 2015 No.6496443 >>6496435 >a japanese milk boy pussy Wtf is this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:52:46 2015 No.6496444 >>6496369 I would do the same thing to that cookie.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:53:46 2015 No.6496447 >>6496443 Google it, I dare you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 22:43:34 2015 No.6496589 >>6496447 Post it here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:35:03 2015 No.6496730 >>6496369 he kind of has those down syndrome eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:42:55 2015 No.6496757 >>6496730 you mean "american look"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:48:08 2015 No.6496780 File: 724 KB, 473x272, Letmegetyousomeburncream.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6496757 #ShotsFired

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:06:32 2015 No.6496855 >>6496757 You misspelled "European"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:16:58 2015 No.6496884 >>6495677 So..... oblivious.....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:25:15 2015 No.6496903 >>6495996 >is this how I greentext mommy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:26:50 2015 No.6496911 >>6496369 i hate his mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:29:02 2015 No.6496915 >>6496855 like in "European miscarriage"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:35:10 2015 No.6496930 File: 1.15 MB, 1280x720, i'mbyaaaaack!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6495740 Yeah? So? He probably started this thread anyways joey is better

Anonymous Tue May 12 00:38:47 2015 No.6496945

>>6495869
real enchiladas are rolled up corn tortillas filled with cheese / meat / veggies and covered in sauce

that lady made a vomit mixture out of chips and milk

the fact that real enchiladas are so simple to make, and especially in bulk makes her recipe that much more horrifying

white trash texmex method: cook corn tortillas in oil (lower temp than frying, you want them floppy, not crunchy). roll them up with grated cheese inside and put them in a casserole dish. pour some canned enchilada sauce on top. top with more grated cheese. bake them til it's all bubbly.

that's literally all you do. put three ingredients into the oven. and she mixed MILK AND CHIPS TOGETHER

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:42:11 2015 No.6496953 Does /ck/ have anything they could submit to his third channel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzFMo4id10w

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:07:20 2015 No.6497016 >>6496945 Its mind numbing She even makes a point to say she's Hispanic. Also why do all these women Jack knows just end up making casseroles?!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:48:14 2015 No.6497103 >>6485240 Say my name. >Ken "receipt saver, tax evader" Domik You're God damn right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:48:42 2015 No.6497105 >>6496953 If I wanted to upload cookings videos to youtube I would want to do it on my own channel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:49:41 2015 No.6497108 >>6486349 comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:53:02 2015 No.6497117 >>6487044 That fucking patty tho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 02:17:48 2015 No.6497160 >>6491616 Are you talking shit on my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 02:24:35 2015 No.6497178 >>6496953 So are we just going to post generic bullshit recipes to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 02:28:44 2015 No.6497188 File: 177 KB, 722x1280, 1431064829798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6497178 Think of something more horrific than Wanda's Macaroni Salad or Jack's own Football dips

Anonymous Tue May 12 02:32:23 2015 No.6497202

>>6493245
>I usually add sweetener
I drink my coffee black, but if I didn't, I would use real sugar. Artificial sweetener sucks.
>It's not bitter like coffee
It's only bitter if you fuck it up, or get shitty coffee.
>...probably because of the salt
Who the fuck buys salted butter?
I'm pretty sure that stupid meme coffee recipe with the magical MCT oil or whatever doesn't call for salted butter.
>It tastes more natural
It doesn't get much more "natural" than black coffee.
Fuck your salty, buttery bullshit you fucking Downy. If you didn't live in another state, I would come fuck your wife just for the lulz.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 02:46:38 2015 No.6497221 >>6497202 >I usually add sweetener of course he does >or get shitty coffee. of course he does

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 03:26:43 2015 No.6497308 >>6496369 If only you heard his cucking moans during this clip... too bad I can't put audio on this board

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:03:31 2015 No.6497486 I don't really understand this meme. This guy is overweight, bald, stunted, horribly unfunny, plebeian and genuinely terrible at cooking. Maybe even a cuckold too. Is the point of these threads to depress people?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:08:06 2015 No.6497493 >>6495677 Christ this is embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:16:05 2015 No.6497668 File: 840 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-05-12-04-12-42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6495677 God damn he's fucking stupid how did he cut his thumb with the hand that holds the knife handle and i want to punch his fat smug face

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:19:13 2015 No.6497673 >>6497202 I actually prefer salted butter for spreading on toast. I use unsalted for actual cooking though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:23:31 2015 No.6497680 LOL, have you guys seen the cooking with jack parody video? XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWq-mHR_VKw

Anonymous Tue May 12 07:57:35 2015 No.6497728

>>6484808
I wish for a tenth of his self confidence.
What kind of mad self respect for your minuscule abilities do you have to have to publish a video of you talking for 18 minutes while sloppily pouring store bought sauce on things.
How do I get me some of that? Do I have to be crazy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:16:31 2015 No.6497758 >>6497673 wow, you cracked the code salted is for the table, unsalted for cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:38:36 2015 No.6497784 >>6497680 would have been half decent if he had any of jack's mannerisms

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:03:40 2015 No.6497837 Isnt that beautiful? Absolutely gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:09:40 2015 No.6497854 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPCwmU5OHQ >skims fat with a spoon with holes in it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:28:27 2015 No.6497994 >>6496064 >only the topping and type of crust that differs That's literally the entire pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:06:01 2015 No.6498066 NEW VIDEO!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0t_lrQm_4k he admits that he's into cuckshit in the beginning

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:38:32 2015 No.6498157 >>6498066 Its beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. Mmmm. Try some, Jack Jr. No, not like that you fucking piece of shit from that other man, heehee.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:44:38 2015 No.6498172 >>6498066 Who the fuck thinks that looks good? Christ, these flyover recipes are truly atrocious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:54:08 2015 No.6498199 >>6498066 >"It just glides in your mouth." Just like prepping the bull right Jack?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:58:34 2015 No.6498217 File: 151 KB, 500x333, 20140906_233633_parties general 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jr gets the lube >Jack preps the Bull >Its a cuckhold party!!

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Anonymous Tue May 12 13:03:49 2015 No.6498401

>>6497016
Jack is a mega-christian. All the old ladies who appear in his videos are women he knows from church. Their recipes are all from depressing church potlucks or bingo night. This shitty food has surrounded Jack his whole life (see: Aunt Myrna). He doesn't know the difference between a meal with fresh ingredients, well prepared and slop from chain restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 13:10:40 2015 No.6498414 Is there a way for /ck/ to rig Ja/ck/'s Traeger Smoker giveaway contest? It's this Friday apparently

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 16:35:16 2015 No.6499014 >>6498066 >pasta >salad fucking americants

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 16:44:35 2015 No.6499044 >>6498066 >Adds salt to pasta water >"This is mainly for flavor" nigga, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:20:04 2015 No.6499160 >>6498401 i hope that one day jack walks in on jamall jr getting fucked by his friend thats in some of those videos. and jacks just stands there, mouth agape.... so no different from usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:23:07 2015 No.6499166 File: 310 KB, 1692x1008, cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6499160

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