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Worst YouTube cooking videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

>> No.6461455
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>>6461364

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>>6461364
Marie's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce From Italy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6461486

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>> No.6461489

This person, has only a few videos. Each one could be said to be a gastronomic disaster.

Of particular note however, is the Macaroni Salad video, which uses an entire jar of mayonnaise and rather a lot of sugar.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2xhocail1xvTOB9Wf0LDfA

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>>6461489
>1 can condensed milk
>1 cup sugar
>1 cup vinegar
>1 pint mayonnaise

Genuinely gonna throw up

>> No.6461515

>>6461513
Yeah, well I did warn you.

>> No.6461526

More of her here. She has a new Youtube Channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

>> No.6461538

hambeast incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_SoNFO3D4g

>> No.6461581

Simply Sara just makes me sad, I think it has something to do with her heavy breathing. Every time you watch one of her videos and you just hear the absolute strain that her lungs have to make to expand against the enormity of her body, you know that with each meal she makes, she's just rolling a little bit faster to the grave.

Making fun of her is just way to easy, it's not even fun. She's probably really nice in real life. But that fucking heavy ass breathing.

>> No.6461588

this one's a banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyKDDLq34zw

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>>6461364
goddamn what the fuck is wrong with jack
that looks absolutely horrifying

>> No.6461608

>>6461581
You'll note I didn't make fun of her, merely said her recipes are gastronomic disasters.

Which they are.

She looks happy when she's cooking... and her latest videos are better quality than her first ones. Still. She's so huge. Yeah you are right about her stepping ever closer to her grave.

>> No.6461651

>>6461483
the fact that she cuts the whole garlic head instead of separating it triggers me more than the onion part

>> No.6461701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSLUpI485-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZaW7w1nTQ
These are more lazy than bad, but seriously, why would you even make a video about dipping fruit in chocolate?

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>>6461364

>> No.6461718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMMMNXM_Nns

>> No.6461719

>>6461701
>fairy bread
That's more Australia's fault for being shit than the guy's fault.

>> No.6461720

>>6461489
Sara has a lot of videos and some genuinely good looking recipes. You leave her the fuck alone.

>> No.6461721

You haven't seen anything yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.6461728

>>6461483
>tfw that's how I chop my onions

>> No.6461733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do9fpsQw7dg

She makes my loins warm and moist but her food needs some work.

>> No.6461734

>>6461719
hey, fuck you. fairy bread is great.

pretty sure that guy is a kiwi anyway.

>> No.6461737

>>6461538
Oh god. As much as I hate to admit. In my youth I had this same type of thing minus the beans, and it wasn't that bad.
I know how to cook and enjoy good food, but there's something about this that isn't that bad.

>> No.6461740

>>6461588
>You might only eat one of these.. and I don't blame you..

>> No.6461749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

Does anyone know how to find this girl's cooking videos? It's been years since I saw them last.

>> No.6461769

>>6461733
>She makes my loins warm and moist
same here and i dont know why
please explain this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W81wtoT7TN0

>> No.6461804

>>6461789
I don't really see what's wrong with that one.
>Someone said pork isn't healthy.
>Fuck that.

>> No.6461821

>>6461483
im sure the sauce is fine but i want to punch her in the face so bad. why so much oil if youre just going to discard it anyway?

>> No.6461825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

for the feels

>> No.6461858

>>6461769
Pretty face, fat titties, fat ass. Also she's got the mom thing going on.

>> No.6461902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo

>> No.6461908

>>6461721
Masao is love

Masao is life

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>>6461721
I'm surprised it took two hours to post this. I came to this thread just to see if anyone had posted it.

>> No.6461985

>>6461825
dont talk shit bout Charisse

>> No.6462030

>>6461825
Oh my god she is adorable.

>> No.6462033

>>6461825
Like anyone here would refuse those pancakes.

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>>6461486
>mfw I was about to post this

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>>6461825
cute

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>>6461486
Why is the apron underneath his shirt

>> No.6462054

>>6461721
With Masao you either get it or you don't.

This shit is amazing. I've watched every single video that has been archived and every one that is on his new channel. I wish he would make more but he hasn't made a video since Christmas, and that on read his first one in years.

>> No.6462062

>>6462054
>you either get it or you don't

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement.

>> No.6462091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Have a blast from the past

>> No.6462094

>>6461789
Naw man, Auntie Fee is the best.

>> No.6462159

>>6461734
>trying to justify margarine and sprinkles on white bread with the crusts thrown out

Just give it up, dude.

>> No.6462307

>>6461489
Her iced coffee is amazing.

>> No.6462342

>>6461825
Real wifey material and beautiful too

>> No.6462366

>>6461364
THERE IS NO GOD

>> No.6462385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNpY5V9up4k&list=PLD7D948B8CDD03446

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>>6461825

More like a rabid face frothing at the mouth.

>> No.6462598

>>6461821
The oil gives it the flavor anon

>> No.6462605

>>6461728
With a blunt knife?

>> No.6462616

>>6461718
Nothing wrong with that except that somebody saw it difficult enough to warrant a guide video on how to make it. I mean, it's mashed potatoes with wieners made in the oven, my granny makes that all the time out of leftover mashed potatoes and sausages.

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>>6462385
>first thing you hear is a "BOING* sound effect

>> No.6462734

>>6461825
Im not gona lie she is adorable

>> No.6462740

>>6462385
Her voice. Argh here voice... preview pics looked promising and then she speaks in that affected stupid voice.

>> No.6462742

>>6461821
Someone on here actually made the sauce as per Marie's recipe and they said it tasted like oily flavourless garbage. I don't have the image of that thread.>>6461825

>> No.6462752

Can't believe this hasn't been posted

https://youtu.be/KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.6462769

>>6461825
I'm not gonna lie, but after the first time I saw this, I developed a crush on her.

>> No.6462770

>>6462752
>always drink water to keep you smart
and the special award goes to

>> No.6463100

https://youtu.be/tf5Or8glmr8?list=PLh36TcY3NaazM-6vz-VR-agJqO2vzKMbc

FUCKING BUGGED COOKING MECHANICS!

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>>6461825
This kinda shit makes me cry.

>> No.6463548

the one where sandra lee curdles milk making a drink and has to drink it anyways

>> No.6463641

>>6461825
an angel on earth

>> No.6463702

>>6461483
I wish she would make more videos.. Like watching a train wreck

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JACKTIME

>> No.6463881

>>6461821
Evidently nobody ever told her you can just put the garlic and onion right in the sauce so she feels she has to do some dumbfuck double infusion thing to get the flavor in there.

>> No.6463937

>>6461825
Could a normal guy ever get with this chick do you think, or would her family be forever suspicious of his motives?

>> No.6464023

>>6463704
Links to some these.
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok4cM6WTA5E
8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238
14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>> No.6464084

>>6464023
What in the name of buggery is that pickling?

It looks like jenk.

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>>6464023
JAKATAK NIGGGAAA! :D

>> No.6464098

>>6464084
top fucking kek holy shit

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>>6461825

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>>6461483

>> No.6464144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh0IIsA-HU
You all wanna make Iced Tea?

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>>6461825
>tfw you have a handicap way less awful than hers and she is still more capable of you

>> No.6464173

>>6461483
Please, someone post the image.

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>>6461364
>real whipped cream
>cool whip

>> No.6464263

>>6461821
see >>6459266

>> No.6464371

>>6461364
What is this, vomit?

>> No.6464390

>>6461789
>Hating on Auntie Fee
She reminds me of my gran.

>> No.6464402

>>6463881
Heck, you could even just halve the onions and cloves, drop them in the sauce and then pull them out after they've given up their flavor. I used to do that when I had a girlfriend that was "allergic" to onions. Funnily enough, she only ever complained of headaches from them if she knew they were used in the dish.

>> No.6464982

>>6461718
Goddamn I want to use her tits as a boat for my weenie.

>> No.6465238

>>6461733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4oy1AK2eZo
I can't watch her cook but look at them tits though.

>> No.6465241

>>6465238
tits are fake as is the persona
dont be so dumb

>> No.6465245

>>6465238
my mom used to make these for me...
I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore

>> No.6465247

>>6461364

Tom Willett
>>6465148

So sad

>> No.6465846

>>6461526
>>6461489

It's called a 'feeder' fetish where people try to blow themselves up as big as possible ON PURPOSE.

>> No.6465852

>>6461789
I'll have to fire the maid.

Apparently she's been shooting cooking videos out of my goddamned kitchen.

>> No.6465985

>>6464023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.6466160

>>6465985
there's something about his complete unawareness and his lack of improvement even after making video for several years keeps reeling me in to watch his videos

who /jackoff/ here?

>> No.6466161 [DELETED] 

>>6466160
fuck you faggot

>> No.6467057

>>6465241
yeah, her bra looks stuffed and I'm pretty sure she wears a wig.

>> No.6467098

>>6462752

it has been posted before.

dont you newfags read the whole thread?

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>>6461483
Much authenticity.

>> No.6467111

>>6467110
Fuck me am I confident in the sodium content of that fuckin' sauce.

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>>6461483
>Cooking with Marie & Lisa
>Lisa is never seen or heard from
the myth of lisa continues, 2spoopy4me

>> No.6467144

>>6461825
I saw this chick on /pol/, all I want to do is spoon her and watch muppet movies.

>> No.6467188

>>6464982
Well, it looks like she stuffs her bra with tissue, so I'm sure you're used to the feel.

>> No.6467202

>>6462159

doesn't need justifying

nothing wrong with it

>> No.6467205

>>6467130
Lisa is filming. Not to mention she only has two videos anyway.

>> No.6467234

>>6464023

>that magic bullet video

to be fair, the reason the omelette didn't work the way he expected is probably because whole tomatoes were blended into it. the acidity and water is just gonna interfere with coagulation.

>> No.6467237

>>6467188
HEY FAZOLIS U LOOK NICE TONITE

>> No.6467353

>>6467205
Yeah, I mean, I remember watching The Late Show with David Letterman and Tim (the camera man) back in the day, don't you?

>> No.6468056

>>6467188
Joke's on you, I only cum into my hand so I can reuse it in my favorite recipes.