Alright, so if you had access to a 7-eleven where you could get anything you wanted for free, what would you take? Note: Can only take what you can carry. One trip.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:33:29 2015 No.6455179 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, so if you had access to a 7-eleven where you could get anything you wanted for free, what would you take?

Note: Can only take what you can carry. One trip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:34:28 2015 No.6455181 The cash register and all the booze and cigarettes I could carry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:34:32 2015 No.6455182 >>6455179 The CitiBank ATM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:34:50 2015 No.6455184 >>6455181 same

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:07 2015 No.6455190 File: 339 KB, 1440x1080, food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to stuff your hoodie pockets too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:11 2015 No.6455191 >>6455179 Besides the cash register and all the scratch offs? Orange juice, some gum, a small piece of beef jerky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:38:23 2015 No.6455196 >>6455179 the slushie machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:39:22 2015 No.6455201 >/CK/ DINDU NUFFIN. DEY GOOD BOIS WHO GO TO CHURCH EVRY SUNDAY JUS TRYNA GET DEY LIFE ON TRACK. WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:40:30 2015 No.6455206 >>6455179 Bunch of cigarillos then I'd go punch a cop in the face

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:42:35 2015 No.6455210

I'd bring some string or take off my shoelaces, tie them together, string all their donuts onto it like a donut necklace. Take off my shirt, find the aisle that has clips or stapler and close the sleeves to fill it up like a hobo sack of heavier items; liquor, beer, dense food items like snack cakes, protein drinks if they have any. Then grab one of the cardboard display shelves and fill that up with chips, jerky, nuts, some candy maybe.

Walk out holding it in my hands/around my neck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:43:18 2015 No.6455213 >>6455210 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:44:46 2015 No.6455216 >>6455210 >donut necklace This will help if you run into cops as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:45:09 2015 No.6455217 >>6455210 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:47:53 2015 No.6455223 >>6455216 How so? They'd be on that shit like a greyhound after a rabbit. I suppose you could throw them to the side as you ran to distract/delay them. Or perhaps to barter for your freedom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:47:57 2015 No.6455225 a single handful of coke slurpee

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:01:08 2015 No.6455433

I would take as many pics of looters as I could and send the files to the police dept
Then I would watch from my porch as half of my neighborhood gets hauled off in the next few days
Then watch the domino effect as 1/100 of those are injured and more looting occurs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:09:11 2015 No.6455451 >>6455210 You would think the cooking board would be a somewhat normal place but then..

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:09:49 2015 No.6455453 >>6455179 OK. Did someone put LSD in the coffee? Seriously though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:10:51 2015 No.6455454 >>6455225 >coke ummmm Benzoylecgonine

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:12:52 2015 No.6455458 the hulk on the red box hulked out and destroyed the 7 eleven. now that's effective marketing

>>	ilken !cwDb3NeVU. Mon Apr 27 19:13:56 2015 No.6455461 File: 471 KB, 3264x2448, JsDemEF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] idk about the rest of you white guys but Im going STRAIGHT for the BATH SALTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:16:34 2015 No.6455469 >>6455179 tons and tons of cartons of cigarettes, and alcohol if im in another state i can buy cheap coffee and chips all the time, but cigs and booze gets pricey. im just thinking rationally here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:19:11 2015 No.6455473 >>6455191 scratch offs need to be bought to work otherwise you'll get caught when you try and redeem them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:24:30 2015 No.6455492 >>6455179 a 711? no. theres nothing in there i could possibly want to go to jail for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:25:19 2015 No.6455500 >>6455181 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:27:07 2015 No.6455503 File: 126 KB, 300x371, 1383354080481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455190 >"BLACK POWER"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:57:21 2015 No.6455582 Lots of jerky! And rye chips! And a sandwich for the road.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:39 2015 No.6455817 >>6455503 shhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:30:07 2015 No.6455821 Are the Dindu's rioting again? Just looked at the news. Why can't these people go back to peaceful protest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:34:17 2015 No.6455842 cash, rolling papers, beef jerky, boxes of red bull, and maybe some candy and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:35:04 2015 No.6455847 just donuts. all the donuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:38:28 2015 No.6455860 I steal all the menthols and sell them to the blacks.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:40:17 2015 No.6455866

>>6455821
Because anything is an excuse to stick it back to the man, especially those of 7/11, who are holding them down.
Of course, this also means the insurance rates of those companies will go up, and they'll have to raise prices to cover the increase, so all their junk food purchases will just cost more in the end, and they'll probably have shitty looking bars on all the windows from now on, and things will be in general disrepair, but hey, cops and all that, so it's all good. (aren't the vast majority of the cops and politicians there black, too?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:43:07 2015 No.6455876 >>6455503 >>6455817 Careful. You'll get arrested for racism. Perhaps Piet should be recoloured orange? Like the Oompa-Loompas from Willy Wonka were in the 1971 movie. They were originally black pygmy slaves in the book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:43:12 2015 No.6455878 All the 40s of Mickey's that I could carry and a case of backwoods

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:45:03 2015 No.6455885 >>6455181 This is really the only right answer. Just about everything else is worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:48:23 2015 No.6455893 >>6455866 >Slowly turning every major city in America into Detroit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:02:17 2015 No.6457801 The lottery scratchers and register money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:05:37 2015 No.6457813 >>6455473 >>6457801 Fuck. Replace the lottery scratchers with cigarettes. I can sell them to bums.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:08:38 2015 No.6457819 File: 39 KB, 400x277, Faygo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455893 there are no 7-11 stores within the Detroit borders

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:17:18 2015 No.6457841 These dumb nigs are taking a bunch of $1 candies. Fucking retards. Id go for the fucking beef jerky, the shit that costs $5 each bag. Nab up a couple boxes of that shit bam, you just stole about $400-500 worth of beef jerky. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:20:51 2015 No.6457850 Why are all those looters black?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:23:11 2015 No.6457853 Cigarettes and other tobacco products. I could smoke the decent stuff and sell on the other shit. And expensive wine because why the fuck not

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:51:25 2015 No.6458656 >>6457819 There are a couple downtown, maybe just one. Cant remember. I work downtown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:52:51 2015 No.6458659 >>6457819 There's one on Jefferson, I believe. Not far from the water treatment plant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:55:36 2015 No.6458663 >>6455179 The clock so I could tell time in my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:57:04 2015 No.6458667 All the beef jerky, then a bunch of cigarellos. If i had room left I'd grab some gummies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:57:37 2015 No.6458669 >>6457850 according to tumblr 90% of looters are white

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:03:09 2015 No.6458679 >>6455184 Cash register

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:03:35 2015 No.6458681 >>6457853 >expensive wine from a convenience store u w0t?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:11:27 2015 No.6458700 >>6455182 >implying you can carry an ATM

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:31:04 2015 No.6458727 Remember you don't have time to remove any fixtures. The po'lice be comin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:31:24 2015 No.6458728 File: 64 KB, 960x935, 1404243310511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455473 He said he'd take the cash register too. Simply ring up all the scratchers before scratching them off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:06:21 2015 No.6458798 6 cases of Budweiser

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:09:02 2015 No.6458800 >>6455190 >mike & ikes good taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:14:41 2015 No.6458817 A carton of marlboro reds, a 30 pack of beer and as many candy bars/bags of mexican snacks I could fit down my pants. Probably a stash of those lil. Energy shots too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:43:28 2015 No.6459564 >>6455473 Thats not how it works... You activate the entire pack before you up it in the dispenser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:48:47 2015 No.6459574 In any case depending on how much time i have, all them prepaid cards, start activating those assuming there isnt a log in for the register

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:56:07 2015 No.6459582 File: 80 KB, 500x375, Zero Bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:04:20 2015 No.6459630 >>6455821 There's plenty of people who are peacefully protesting, but of course nigs gonna nig. >>6455866 Go watch Do the Right Thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:20:51 2015 No.6459659 We don't have 7-11's in my area. >>6459582 I haven't had one of those in ages. They're still shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:28:16 2015 No.6459667 >>6455190 It amazes me how these retards think they're making a statement

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:29:39 2015 No.6459671 >>6455179 The contents of the register will be in my pockets, my arms will be used to carry all the cigarettes.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:36:43 2015 No.6459680

>>6459667
They're not. They're not protesting, they're joining in on the general mayhem. They don't give a shit that the cops basically just murdered a guy, they want free stuff.

>>6459671
Don't convenience stores carry only a limited amount of cash in the register and store everything else in a safe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:40:01 2015 No.6461037 Junk food Chips, candy, and soda. My favorites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:41:04 2015 No.6461042 File: 99 KB, 709x274, reported.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459659

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:47:52 2015 No.6461053 >>6455179 Nothing because I don't live in Baltimore and I'm white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:55:05 2015 No.6461069 File: 1.92 MB, 500x390, I_approve.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455210 >I'd bring some string or take off my shoelaces, tie them together, string all their donuts onto it like a donut necklace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:07:50 2015 No.6461094 File: 635 KB, 710x572, 1430243837071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder that liberalism is a mental disorder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:11:39 2015 No.6461102 >>6459564 yeah and they report the pack stolen and some dark-skinned gentleman comes in with a large number of them to claim and what do they do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:17:34 2015 No.6461122 >>6459630 >go watch Do the Right Thing wtf would that do other than make me bored and disgusted for 2 hours?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:18:03 2015 No.6461123 >>6455179 GMO free water

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:21:36 2015 No.6461132 File: 524 KB, 917x4143, what republicans actually believe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461094 Daily reminder that conservatardism is a mental disorder

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:25:59 2015 No.6461148 >>6461094 >>6461132 I think the bloodied liberal versus the MS Paint cartoon is more effective in carrying the point. Nice try though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:26:25 2015 No.6461149 File: 31 KB, 298x409, 1430219711180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455860 That may seem like a good idea but I'm sure they would just jump you and tall your money and smokes and air Jordan's if you're wearing them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:30:57 2015 No.6461157 >>6461148 I don't, that comic clearly demonstrates how crazy/retarded conservatards are. Also >>>/pol/ >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:31:29 2015 No.6461159 >>6458681 Even cheap wine is expensive

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:32:37 2015 No.6461161 >>6459680 >basically They just did it, man. It's fucked. They just beat a guy to death for no reason at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:34:16 2015 No.6461168 >>6458700 If you don't /fit/ what are you doing on /ck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:36:10 2015 No.6461174 File: 89 KB, 407x405, 1390522859378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461157

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:44:36 2015 No.6461198 >>6461174 >the year 2015 of our lord and savior Jesus Christ >Being Christian because that's not crazy at all.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:44:58 2015 No.6461201

> go to the land of the liberty
> day 1: policeman stop me, spend 3 hours at the police station because my english is bad and they cant understand me
> day 3: someone hit me on the head, wake up hours later near the hotel street, money and cellphone gone
> day 5: on my way to the airport a nigga stole my suitcase

fuck yeah mmmmurrica

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:48:49 2015 No.6461213 >>6457850 Because whites would pretty much be attacked on sight in these riots.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:56:53 2015 No.6461238

>>6459680
>>6461161
see, this is part of what I find disturbing
that so many people act as though they know exactly what happened
I get the feeling that most people won't be satisfied until all cops are forced to dance on eggshells, giving 5 minute long speeches before they do anything, all while some drugged up asshole is spitting on them.
Hold your fucking neighborhood civilians to the same sort of strict standards you hold the fucking cops to (given that the standards for civilians acting like civilians and cops acting like cops are obviously different).

sage because this is /ck/ and this shit should go to /pol/, anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:59:23 2015 No.6461244 Cigarettes, fucking duh. Sell those shits for 5bux a pack and make a shitload of dosh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 20:00:05 2015 No.6461246 >>6461213 yea white people are pretty weak

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 20:08:07 2015 No.6461266 File: 86 KB, 482x329, DeadTray2_zpsa9892943[1].jpg~orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461246 Yeah, when they're outnumbered 100 to 1 and living in a state that bans them from carrying guns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:40:40 2015 No.6461751 >>6461266 that really rude.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:59:21 2015 No.6461792

>>6461174

ok totally not /ck/ related, but here is a story:

> my aunt sarah lives in rural georgia
> she is super religious and also schizophrenic, probably 60 years old now
> mental illness runs rampant in the family - her mom was schitzo, plus one other sister (there are 5 of them in total)
> she takes her meds so she says weird stuff but can function
> her son who has some problems himself (convicted of owning child pornography) asks her to watch his kids (really only one is his kid - he lived in this house with his fiancee, her sister, mother, brother, and their multiple kids, who are all black)
> aunt sarah loves all these kids, and she drives them around and takes them to church to get them out of the house
> people at the church start hating her because they dislike that she brought black children to church, even though she regularly gives money
> she gets kicked out of church
> she ends up getting so depressed about that, that she starved herself for a week and stopped taking her meds, resulting in the loss of her job

I think it is not the religion itself. It is the gross social cliques involved in it. Then again, those exist everywhere.

Also to make it /ck/:

> Christmas, wake up with mom at 5 am to help her cook
> Can't prepare anything the night before cause schizo half sister will eat it
> Almost done, just have to do the mashed potatoes
> peeled and errythang, boiling
> aunt sarah shows up an hour early
> mom hungover, drank too much wine, in silky PJs goes to clean the bathroom my sister shat in
> FUCK, damn gotta deal with aunt sarah
> she gives me a dirty apron she brought from home and asks if she can do anything
> mom is gone - "ok, the mashed potatoes." how could you fuck em up?
> aunt sarah approaches the potatoes
> aunt sarah caresses the potatoes
> aunt sarah makes the potatoes into a pathetic tuber and water soup with butter flavoring
> sadly present the bowl on the table

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 05:19:12 2015 No.6462337 >>6458700 skank

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:45:30 2015 No.6463043 >>6455179 Joey, the cashier, who is bound and gagged with duct tape but otherwise ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:48:57 2015 No.6463058 >>6463043 >implying you can carry that fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:04:24 2015 No.6463113 A big bag of the most expensive booze in one hand. The cute cashier girl slung over the shoulder, held with the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:06:55 2015 No.6463125 >>6463058 >>implying you can carry that fat fuck I'm a cross poster from /fit/ also, holy shit none of the food on this board is allowed in my diet, how fat are you people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:11:00 2015 No.6463133 What did iced tea ever do to them? :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:17:02 2015 No.6463147 >>6461792 protip: It's not because she brought black kids to the church, it's because she brough a gaggle of disruptive children being overwatched by a senile schizophrenic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:52:40 2015 No.6463237 Ketchup for my bacon wrapped filet mignon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:31:57 2015 No.6463351 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, jacky daniel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I could probably carry $10,000 worth of cigarette cartons and buy a car with the proceeds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:46:24 2015 No.6463729 >>6455190 >black power Oh for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:44:15 2015 No.6464041 >>6463125 The thing about junk food is that you can have it in moderation, but not excess. How fat are you where you need to cut it out of your diet completely?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:46:50 2015 No.6464050 >>6461102 This. Scratchy lottery is srs bsns

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:50:17 2015 No.6464061 File: 11 KB, 299x169, rome76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6455179 small frozen coke

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:52:38 2015 No.6464063 >CTRL F "register" >Thought I was original >I wasn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:23:33 2015 No.6464306 >>6461042 Smartass, doesn't realize he doesn't have to type the entire captcha. Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:33:21 2015 No.6464330 co2 tanks and some syrup boxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:46:45 2015 No.6464365 >>6455878 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:52:45 2015 No.6464379 >>6455179 Scotch all smokes together Make a bag with my tshirt to put in snacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:58:16 2015 No.6464394 >>6463125 how shit is your food? Also, this isn't /fit/ so keep it on topic, chuckletits

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:36:25 2015 No.6464516 a few bags of takis, black and mild wine rillos, a shit ton of trident gum, 2 or 4 pints of Ben and Jerrys, trail mix and drinks (alcoholic and nonalcoholic)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:13:23 2015 No.6465467 >>6455210 >Not ingesting packaged goods into your stomach >Not stowing packaged goods in your rectum >not weaving a sack out of your hair to carry more goods lel, stay pleb.

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