/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6449582]

The perfect breakfast

[Anonymous No.6449593]

You almost had it m8

[Anonymous No.6449693]

>>6449582
>>6449593
>not a biscuit
Ya blew it

[Anonymous No.6449695]

>>6449582
>>6449593
>>6449693
>not a bagel

fucking nazis

[Anonymous No.6449700]

>>6449695
Nice try JIDF

[Anonymous No.6449702]

wait that isnt a mcgriddle

[Anonymous No.6449707]

mcdonalds "steak" egg cheese and onion biscuit > bagel
bagel's too tough, doesn't work well for shoving in your food hole while driving

[Anonymous No.6449717]

>>6449593
literally god tier

>ordering the bacon mcgriddle

disgusting

[Anonymous No.6451038]

>>6449593

You win if you add a hashbrown and OJ

[Anonymous No.6451069]

/fit/ memes aside, oats are pretty much the perfect breakfast - it's cheap as fuck (like less than 10 cents per serving) to make and its ridiculously easy to make in the morning

[Anonymous No.6451082]

>>6449582
good goy

[Anonymous No.6451561]

>>6449593

[Anonymous No.6451575]

>>6449582
The perfect version comes from a corner bodega.

[Anonymous No.6451606]

Ham and Cheese Bagel > Chicken Biscuit > Cinnamon Melt
with a hashbrown

[Anonymous No.6451741]

>>6449593
520 Calories
1320g of sodium.

Honestly, other than the fact that it has a ton of ingredients that you can't pronounce, that's not a horrible breakfast if that's all you get and drink a water with it.

[Anonymous No.6451742]

>>6449582
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.6451754]

>>6451069
i eat them raw with some whey powder and milk

[Anonymous No.6451762]

>>6451742

[Anonymous No.6451767]

>>6451762

[Anonymous No.6451772]

>>6451069
>5 grams protein
Not alone they aren't

[Anonymous No.6451774]

>>6449693
>>6449695
>not food
you all blew it

[Anonymous No.6451781]

>>6449693
>biscuits for breakfast
>amerifats

[Anonymous No.6451785]

>>6451767

[Anonymous No.6451786]

>>6451781
We don't use biscuit incorrectly. It's not a cookie.

[Anonymous No.6451788]

>breakfast:burger
>lunch:burger
>dinner:burger

:DDDD

[Anonymous No.6451790]

>>6451785
So satisfying.

[Anonymous No.6451804]

>>6451785
>>6451790
is "biscuit" a cookie?

[Anonymous No.6451811]

[Anonymous No.6451813]

>>6451790
How is there almost 600 calories in that thing

[Anonymous No.6451819]

>>6451804
It's usually unlleven bread. Fat, flower, salt etc.

[Anonymous No.6451828]

>>6451819
Apparently I was misleaded

[Anonymous No.6451836]

>>6451813
Probably re hydrogenated oil. Let me see if I have an ingredient list somewhere.

[Anonymous No.6451846]

>>6451813
Biscuits are very dense. It's like a burger with triple the bread.

[Anonymous No.6451850]

>>6449582
>>6449593
I miss these

I am on low sodium because some virus attacked my heart so now it doesn't pump correctly.

The mcgriddle alone would basically take up all my sodium allotment

[Anonymous No.6451856]

Honestly? Honey Bunches of Oates, A nice cup of coffee mixed with almond creamer and a dash of sugar, and a cigarette once your meal is done.

I need to quit smoking but fuck me does that cigarette feel amazing every damn time.

[Anonymous No.6451921]

>>6451828
No, these are biscuits in your picture.
Americlaps don't have a clue about biscuits.

[Anonymous No.6452036]

>>6449582
>he eats carbs for breakfast
>perfect
LMAO

[Anonymous No.6452039]

do americans really eat burgers for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.6452098]

>>6452039
If you're talking about OP's picture thats not a burger it looks like a mcdonalds sausage and cheese muffin sandwich

[Anonymous No.6452105]

i'm gayy an i liek thick cock in my ass

[Anonymous No.6452670]

Lots of shit taste floating around this thread

[Anonymous No.6452854]

>>6449582
>>6449593
>>6451742
>>6451811
>>6452670

You dumb retards. Extra onions.

[Anonymous No.6452871]

>>6452039
>>6452098
>filename

[Anonymous No.6452911]

>>6452670
holy shit, those eggs actually look legitimate. Is that a fast food joint?

also, anyone tried BK's croissanwich? I actually really kinda like it.

[Anonymous No.6452955]

>>6451742
Bojangles > Micky D's when it comes to biscuits and chicken.

[Anonymous No.6452963]

>>6452955
Seriously. Shit's delicious.

[Anonymous No.6452968]

>>6451575
What's the place called?

[Anonymous No.6452971]

>>6452968
http://www.yelp.com/biz/high-tone-cafe-and-deli-new-york
First result on reverse image search.

[Anonymous No.6452973]

>>6451921
pretentious

[Anonymous No.6454332]

>>6452911
>Is that a fast food joint?
Yep! A chain with only a few stores in Georgia. Really great biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.6454451]

>Ordering McDonalds when Hardees is available.

[Anonymous No.6454479]

>>6452971
Yeah, but I just grabbed that image at random. You can find a version of that sandwich on most street corners in NYC. Pretty much any bodega (mini grocery with sandwich counter and a flat top grill) sells them. They don't vary that much, but even the worst ones are better than a McD's breakfast sandwich. You walk in, say "sausage, egg and cheese on a roll" and you'll have one in your hands in under five minutes, usually for about $3, depending on the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.6454680]

>>6451069
i mix quark and joghurt with low fat 50/50 and add oats and maybe a little bit jam to make it a little bit sweeter. Magerquark is like cream cheese, tastes like nothing and has basically no fat but a lot of proteins. Makes your morning like 30-50 gram of protein depending on how much you eat.

[Anonymous No.6454896]

>>6452955
Nigga, what the fuck is a Bojangles?

Next you're going to start talking about Mr. Brownstone and going on an opium bender.

[Anonymous No.6454902]

>>6454479
Only problem is that too many of those spots are halal. I want pork sausage and real bacon

[Anonymous No.6454903]

>>6449582
>Being hungry before 2pm
lol wut

[Anonymous No.6454937]

>>6454902
I prefer pork sausage as well, but they've got the turkey sausage pretty much nailed. If I handed you a halal sausage, egg and cheese and didn't tell you I'd wager you couldn't tell the difference in the context of the sandwich.

Of course if it bothers you on a philosophical level it isn't that hard to find a Latino bodega. You know pork will be the default there.

[Anonymous No.6454950]

>>6451788
>>6451921
Shit-posting Europoors pls go.

[Anonymous No.6454953]

>>6454902
they literally taste the same

[Anonymous No.6454975]

>>6452036
I bet you don't lift

[Anonymous No.6454976]

>>6454937
>>6454953
I can taste the difference but turkey sausage is passable. I prefer bacon egg and cheese though and that shit just doesnt work at the habibi store

[Anonymous No.6455018]

>Chilling with two friends
>We all agree we want something to eat
>Buddy's truck only has two seats and I don't feel like going anywhere
>I toss them 30 bucks to get liquor and food for everyone
>They come back with rye and McD's
>I've never had McD's before
>Take one bite
>It's really, really not good
>The bread tastes ridiculously sweet and the only detectable toppings are ketchup and pickles
>Finish it to avoid looking like a dick
>Drank all my rye and vomited later

Why does anybody eat that garbage?

[Anonymous No.6455342]

>>6455018
>I don't eat fast food

[Anonymous No.6455354]

>>6455342
parents dictate what a child eats, and habits created in childhood continue into adulthood. its entirely possible and probably pretty common, to have never tasted mcdonalds

iv never owned a tv, as another odd example of an ordinary thing that "everyone" has. im 33. and i never plan to get one

[Anonymous No.6455359]

>>6455354
>trying to rationalize literal autism

[Anonymous No.6455367]

>>6455359
>he thinks it's autistic to not eat fast food
how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.6455377]

>>6455018
>>6455354

Yeah man, but unless your paents are orthorexic athletes, there's not a single reason to not enjoy fast food.

Hell, eating garbage 3 times a month is still considered healthy and even though my mom's burger recipe and my father's chilli recipe are delicious, I enjoy eating something different once in a while.
Not to mention that I don't know how to cook pizza and I hate cleaning after cooking fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.6455382]

>>6455359
how is any of that autism? unless youre saying the parents are autistic?

[Anonymous No.6455383]

>>6455342

not the guy you were replying to, but i fucking love fast food / fatty food / all sorts of unhealthy shit and i think MCD is fucking disgusting, like the lowest of the low. wouldnt eat there if the entire menu was free. only bearable item was the MCRib or the jalapeno variation of the BigMac, but even those were sub-par burgers. If anyone is a fat neckbeard fedora it's you, you spastic.

[Anonymous No.6455387]

>>6455377
that doesnt stop parents from doing silly things because they feel its right *shrugs

[Anonymous No.6455389]

>>6455342
>>6455359

literal pig
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[Anonymous No.6455392]

>>6455377
>not a single reason to not

Anon please, You don't want me to get pedantic do you? I mean, come on, I eat fast food, and off the top of my head I'm running off reasons not to. It's more expensive than cooking, it is not necessary, it's often out of the way, etc. etc.

Your logic is like saying "there's no reason not to skydive" "There's no reason not to go to church", "There's no reason not to use 4chan"

Come on dude, get real, right? nobody needs fast food

[Anonymous No.6455397]

>>6455392
You don't need clothes either, but you're not going around wondering why people do shit you don't like.

[Anonymous No.6455408]

>>6455397
>You don't need clothes either,

That was a bad example, m8, do you know why? I'm legally obliged to wear clothes. Want to try again or are you ready to accept reality, yet?

>but you're not going around wondering why people do shit you don't like

I have no idea where that came from or how it applies to me, but it's a fact that fast food is not necessary for anyone.

[Anonymous No.6455411]

>>6455408
The original post said
>Why does anybody eat that garbage?

I thought you were that guy.

[Anonymous No.6455413]

>>6455397
clothes are actually required to exist in modern society. eating crap food is a personal choice, and some parents choose to make that choice for their children, yadda yadda ad nauseum

[Anonymous No.6455419]

>>6455411
Oh, I gotcha, sorry m8. I guess he was trying to be edgy. It looks like a rhetorical question because the answer to his question is really obvious and simple. They eat it because they like it, lol.

[Anonymous No.6455495]

>>6455419
>They eat it because they like it, lol.
O because they eat mindlessly, or don't know better or they identify with that particular choice because advertizing or it's convenient...

Doesn't have to be simple at all.

[Anonymous No.6455543]

Not even close OP.

[Anonymous No.6455670]

>>6455543
my wife bitches about it making the house smell like dogfood, but goddamn a crispy patty of canned hash and a few runny egg yolks is top notch

[Anonymous No.6455809]

>>6455367
>all meat
>cheese and mayo right there in the picture
Yeah okay, Colonel. I'm not playing your game anymore.

[Anonymous No.6456075]

>>6455543
>been vegetarian for 4 years
>literally the only meat I ever get a craving for
It fucking blows. I've never discovered a suitable replacement for it.

[Anonymous No.6456080]

>>6455670
CBH doesn't smell like dog food, it just LOOKS like dog food.

Your wife sounds like the sort of person who won't eat mushrooms because they're a fungus.

[Anonymous No.6456150]

>>6452039
Well in places like New York where you can literally order anything in the world, its more common.
Though there are some 24 hour places scattered in farther reaches that'll sell you breakfast for dinner, and vice verse.

[Anonymous No.6456474]

>>6449582
But OP, this is the perfect breakfast.

Too bad I can't eat them anymore, since for some reason pastries now give me a lovely combination constipation/loose stool, abdominal cramping, and acidic fire poop.

[Anonymous No.6456476]

>>6449582
But OP, this is the perfect breakfast.

Too bad I can't eat them anymore, since for some reason pastries now give me a lovely combination constipation/loose stool, abdominal cramping, and acidic fire poop.

[Anonymous No.6456507]

>>6455809
cheese comes from meat and mayo is from meat that hasn't hatched yet.
all meat.
deal with it.

[Anonymous No.6456653]

>>6456476
mah nigga
>only 1 glazed twist
but those are the best ones!

[Anonymous No.6456857]

>>6451788
>pussy in the morning
>pussy at night
>eat alot of pussy and then get into a fight

[Anonymous No.6456860]

>sausage

[Anonymous No.6456865]

>>6455392
>It's more expensive than cooking

often untrue, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.6457126]

>>6449693
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.6457144]

[Anonymous No.6457148]

>>6455397
>You don't need clothes either
You could not have picked a more fucking retarded example. Am I being trolled?

[Anonymous No.6457152]

>>6451921
Bullshit. Ask a britbong for a biscuit and they'll show you a box of cookies.

[Anonymous No.6457167]

[Anonymous No.6457177]

[Anonymous No.6457192]

Anybody who doesnt like fast food has never had a burger really drunk at 4 am before

also everyone is wrong because McDs sausage burrito is better than any sandwich.

[Anonymous No.6457205]

[Anonymous No.6457221]

[Anonymous No.6457231]

>>6457221

I thought this was the gayest shit ever until I tried it, and I hate salmon. The texture of fish and bagel is fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.6457239]

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[Anonymous No.6457258]

>>6456075
just eat it you wanker

[Anonymous No.6457261]

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[Anonymous No.6457265]

>>6457251
GOAT airline

[Anonymous No.6457266]

[Anonymous No.6457310]

>>6456075
If you want some why not have some? Who says you have to be absolutist about your diet? You can eat vegetarian all you like, but if a couple times a year you decide you want some corned beef hash it isn't going to ruin your ethics or health.

You don't have to be black and white about it. I eat vegan most of the time. Last week I wanted a cheeseburger, so I had one. Didn't enjoy it that much, so it'll be a year or so before I do that again. But it beats pining for one. Then again I don't call myself a vegan, because I'm not batshit insane. But I'm glad some folks do, because it's making it increasingly easy to find vegan options, which is how I prefer to eat. But that doesn't mean sometime over the next few months I won't have a sandwich like the one in pictured here >>6451575

[Anonymous No.6457316]

>>6457310
>it isn't going to ruin your ethics

It actually will.
Although if he wants to eat meat, he's probably not really that into vegetarian lifestyle I guess.

[Anonymous No.6457320]

>>6457266
are you FUCKING kidding? going to a cafe for CEREAL?

[Anonymous No.6457323]

>>6457266
>>6457320
The patrons look exactly how I'd expect them to

[Anonymous No.6457328]

The heck is wrong with you guys?

The perfect breakfast is sausage, country ham, grits, eggs, fried potatoes, sausage gravy, and biscuits.

[Anonymous No.6457350]

[Anonymous No.6457352]

>>6457221
correct opinion

[Anonymous No.6457357]

>>6457316
idk, man. While people like to see ethics in black and white because it's easy, but it's not the only way to go about things. If you think eating meat contributes to animal abuse and environmental degradation choosing not to eat meat is a valid choice. So is choosing not to eat it the overwhelming majority of the time, but still having it once in a while. Your life does not have to align perfectly with your ethics, because that would be impossible for anyone other than a monk. If you're hitting in the high 90-some percent you're doing well. Your conscience may not be lillywhite, but it'll be prettyfuckingclose.

[Anonymous No.6457360]

>>6457221
winrar

[Anonymous No.6457369]

>>6457221
>>6457231
>>6457352
>>6457360
Smoked fish is really hard to beat. If I had to choose one breakfast in this thread that would be it.

[Anonymous No.6457599]

>>6457350
this looks good

[Anonymous No.6457627]

>>6455413
Nudists reporting in